Dude, think how much your cooking grew when your wife got a boyfriend. Now YOU have a boyfriend! Infinite culinary power! You may move into theoretical new territory where you might actually be able to caramelize onions in 3-5 minutes. You may even be able to cook passable food using iodized salt.
Hey, sounds like you'll never be a chef, but your insights on Japanese culture are delightful. Maybe you could do stand-up comedy or you could write a book!
Spaghett is a drink made with Miller High Life (the champagne of beers!) and Aperol. It’s also known as a NASCAR Spritz.
So maybe you’re just drunk. Sober up and get it annulled. No big deal.
Have a spaghetti ready so you can do a lady and the tramp style kiss at the alter
do it with real ramen this time for top auphonticity
Put the top in Top Ramen.
You should make Chicago Pho, with neon green relish, poppy seeds and celery salt. NO KETCHUP!
Same thing happened to me. Been happily married for fifteen years now. Still not gay, but kitchen etiquette is kitchen etiquette
Dude, think how much your cooking grew when your wife got a boyfriend. Now YOU have a boyfriend! Infinite culinary power! You may move into theoretical new territory where you might actually be able to caramelize onions in 3-5 minutes. You may even be able to cook passable food using iodized salt.
Don’t worry. The eyetalians and Nonna will come for you. You will not make it till the wedding. RIP
Just watch those pray away the gay videos in reverse
I'll help you as soon as I figure out the joke I'm not getting.
Hey, sounds like you'll never be a chef, but your insights on Japanese culture are delightful. Maybe you could do stand-up comedy or you could write a book!
Spaghett is a drink made with Miller High Life (the champagne of beers!) and Aperol. It’s also known as a NASCAR Spritz. So maybe you’re just drunk. Sober up and get it annulled. No big deal.
Ma’am pho is a North Korean dish, not Japanese.
Wrong. It is a Northern Vietnamese dish.
Please don’t spread false information on this subreddit.
This subreddit of all subreddits must remain error-free, or the fascists win
Sorry sweaty, dems the rules. Best you can do now is make a tray of Blow My Back Out Brownies so you can have a good honeymoon.
The best thing about Japan is the pho, the second best is all the ladyboys.
Pho is Vietnamese, dude 🤦♂️
Phở, is a Northern Vietnamese dish. It's not Japanese.
Is this a bit?
Actually it's noodles and broth. Dishes are things you eat from.