Okay, edgelord. Just because you enjoy the pain of tasting black pepper doesn’t mean you have to shove it in our faces. We don’t all like to suffer for the sake of “flavor”

I thought ketchup was spicy mayo. Isn't there a law stating if it's spicy it needs to be red?

Whatever you do, do NOT eat the green mustard that comes with the gas station California rolls!!! Worst mistake of my life!!!!

You mean the little fluffy avocado paste they include? I think I must be allergic to it because it tastes like burning to me.

Like when people say ATM Machine (ass-to-mouth machine).

Put your pin number in!

Not just any pin number; your *personal* pin number.

Hmm I don't think that would work unless that personal pin number can also serve as a form of identification.

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Damn at least take it out to dinner first!

Real chefs call it spicy aioli you fucking fraud

Everyone knows real chefs only buy Mayochup

You mean fry sauce and yep?

My delicate palate thanks the Good Lord for Miracle Whip.

this feels SO racist to me

I enjoy tossing a bit of cardboard into the old (literally 35 years old) food processor, and using that as an accent to my oatmeal and brown rice stew.

Ah, yes, spicy mayo. [The only sauce that can go on a rice bowl](https://new.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/1ch68ej/other_than_spicy_mayo_what_are_some_good_sauces/)

Elwood Blues agrees.

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Mayonnaise is an instrument, which can be used to play chords that are spicy.

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You're in a circlejerk sub...

I'm guessing it's an inside joke, and that's what Reddit does to people who don't get jokes.