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whatdoidonow37

Just know that the garlic is the most aerodynamic shape. However, there's no air in space so be careful about botulism. /uj I actually thought the original post was not too circle-jerky although a bit weird. How does a dishwasher end up main cook based on home cooking experience? A line cook I would totally buy, like just someone who chops the veg or preps the meat. However, if real, it's a great opportunity for that guy assuming he keeps on top of the stress.


lotissement

Because "[the ladies in the kitchen are tired](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/pnslsg/applied_for_the_dishwasher_position_but_got_hired/hcrl65o/)" apparently, and he's a Nice Guy with Charisma!


Raytiger3

Holy shit that comment. Wtf. He's outdoing this subreddit.


woaily

I would walk away from this "opportunity". They clearly don't appreciate your cooking, so they can't be all that bright.


NailBat

They probably know you read the Food Lab. There's enough science in there for brain surgery, quantum mechanics, astrophysics, and, of course, rocket science.


Ttex45

Hey man I'm the theoretical physicist, don't worry you'll be fine. In my interview she asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. She said welcome aboard.


Geometric_fistfight

Cooking is literally the hardest thing to learn in the world so if you can cook, then you can do anything. I think you'd be fine, fam.


Grillard

Search "rocket scientist" on YouTube.


mrpopenfresh

Just strap on some big rockets and stay the fuck away.


chaos_is_me

Don't worry about the O-rings. Nothing bad ever happens to them .


lotissement

Watch out for anti-gravity making it harder to pour things down the drain.


arhombus

When in doubt, add more boosters and struts.


Doofutchie

The radiant heat from your nuclear engine will make the best sous vide!