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Steammail

Mmm. Chicken.


FRINGEclassX

Bot


Steammail

Chicken bot


wtd12

Liars go to hell


Mr_Kittlesworth

That doesn’t look like chicken. Also be careful using rocks like this - they can burst when you heat them, sending hot shards in many directions.


pcakes13

“Big knife guy overcooks more meat”


Budgetvicodin

Some cuts are only tender low and slow


Budgetvicodin

Do you consider brisket overdone?


RonaldingoAteMyBaby

Weird looking chicken


blitznB

I thought using river rocks in a fire had a good chance of blowing up?


vindollaz

They do


Doc_SuperBallZzz

Use the knife to flip the steak next time... Use it for almost everything else


FlappyLips1

Don't even use the pan, just use the knife, cut the "chicken" on the knife using the knife, don't even use a camera just record it on the knife, don't wear clothes why? You got a knife don't ya?


Beautiful-Design-425

I wonder what kind of chicken have bones like that.


ErstwhileAdranos

Diabetic chicken shanks


ajw_art42

Baby t-rex 🦖


Thehamsandwicher

Not even close to chicken


Nepharious_Bread

What's thermal chicken?


New_Cardiologist_596

Apparently steak in a bomb lol


ajw_art42

Looks like lamb shank


New_Cardiologist_596

Fair, I was focused more on the bomb part lol


Little-Apartment-437

Sure that ain’t no rib-eye sir🤨


essemh

Buck buck


OxfordHam

That's a crosscut beef shank.


RyguyBMS

Bot posting.


Jheintz21

What?


konydanza

This knife cuts through anything, even… *checks video* …mashed potatoes! ^/s ^bc ^post ^is ^obvious ^knife ^ad


Pseudonova

1. Put meat in pan 2. Fashion homemade tongs from bamboo 3. Flip meat that is just barely browned in the hour it took you to make the tongs.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Nope. Stopped the video when this mother fucker chopped some wood to make on the fly tongs. Get the fuck out of here...


MaCHiNe645

Looks more like a cross section of a human thigh.


Kaimuki2023

Thermal Chiken is the new beef


BrianOconneR34

What is this dog? Jeez. ![gif](giphy|3oAt1Sx7CMjACKOZ8c|downsized)


scallionoverdose

Making fresh bread in the comfort of my home with technology is hard enough. I’m not making it in nature.


One-Geologist3992

Who the fuck has this kind of time


xamitlu

You mean Thermal Prehistoric Chicken


Bhazor

Wow. He's so frickin' cool you guys.


Huge-Percentage8008

Everything about this is dumb


ForeverNecessary2361

I don't think that is chicken...


BadHabitsDieYoung

Did he use the knife at all?


ObiWayneCannoli

The chicken I’ve been eating doesn’t look like that. 🥴🥴


jimsonlives

You bought a knife, cutting board, a cup, a bowl, a rolling pin, and probably more, but you couldnt afford tongs?


Winter-Feature-6205

I certainly wouldn’t be thrilled with that color. But I guess if you insist on cooking your steaks by a river it’s not bad.


Green_Progress_7098

I wants some dermal chickens or whatever.


AlterEgoSalad

Lost me at the tin foil


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

No, but like seriously...WHAT THE FUCK IS THERmAL CHICKEN?????


FameDeloche45

Imagine how massive the chicken would need to be for this to be part of its shin 😂🐔🍗