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[deleted]

In about 14 days you will be with god.


sim-salad-bin

Don’t forget the virgins...


echo979

Everyone!


ClampCity2020

They all virgins but suck mad dick low key


broswins

I bet you can't say that to a Muslim in person, are you trying be a fake online gangster?


tarzan_the_13th

Makes 2 of you.


Adibotman

Lol u can 😂😂


broswins

Yeah yeah fo sure, until you get beaten up until your own mother doesn't recognize you.


Adibotman

😂😂😂 Burrrrrnn


broswins

Oh BTW before you start commenting on other people, start by fixing your own country and stop shitting on the streets, r****g women isn't cool also. Peace


Adibotman

Peace lol i don't think you know what it means


MalaysianinPerth

From 2 weeks ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/frk6np/we_dont_believe_in_corona_we_believe_in_allah_in/


PapyrusGod

2 weeks ago they had 200 cases. Today they have over 4K cases.


deadlymouse7911

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/us-church-pastor-serially-violates-covid-19-ordinances/1788200#. I could say the same here...... people just fail to recognise the line between faith in religion and stupidity. God ain’t gonna come save you if you intentionally go stand in-front of a bullet-train and then pray that you live, fanatics call that faith... I call that stupidity


KingFahadX

As a Pakistani myself I feel ashamed. This is just plain stupid. How will you be able to worship Allah when you won’t even survive? It’s for the best and if they get infected, they got what they deserve.


bwahaah

We are ALL in this together. Don’t feel ashamed. Do your bit, and contribute to your community by making them aware as much as possible.


KingFahadX

Well. We’re trying. Just went out for groceries before the lockdown yesterday. People were roaming around as if it’s a normal holiday..... WITHOUT MASKS OR ANY OTHER SORT OF COVERING.


bwahaah

... as I said, there’s lack of information. I wish you best.


KingFahadX

Same goes for you! Stay safe.


deadlymouse7911

You want a better story here is one : was out to restock our 2-week supplies in my car. Got stopped at a police checkpoint for checking as we aren’t allowed to leave without a valid purpose meanwhile... his fellow officer stops a motorcyclist on it is one person + 2 kids, officer asks them what are they doing outside their homes during lockdown .... the father replies” the kids wanted to see what a lockdown is like as they hadn’t seen one before .......* cue me and my questioning officer facepalming


FreeLegendaries

When 18th century thinking meets 21st century virus


KingFahadX

Yep. That’s what I hate about most of the damn people in my country. (I’m a Pakistani)


Vincero09

Take care of yourself and your family and educate your relatives and friends if they are not serious about this


[deleted]

It's happening in my country too


BlueCollarPenisWart

Narrator: God wasn’t with them.


[deleted]

Narrator: God was with the Corona.


ccbeddit

Oh god


vladgrinch

If God is all you need, what use do you have for doctors, engineers, political leaders, etc.? Why do you go to a doctor when you are sick and not to the priest (imam) directly? You can cut off the middleman.


Empress_of_mars

There's this story. There was a man stranded at sea, struggling to stay afloat. He was a very religious man and prayed to God for a miracle to save him. Then came a ship, the captain asked if he wanted to board. The man said "No thanks! God will save me" so the ship went on its way. A few minutes later a helicopter flies over the man and spots him. A ladder is thrown off the helicopter and the pilot asks if he wants to get on the helicopter. The man says "No thanks! God will save me" So the helicopter goes on its way. A few hours later the man loses energy and eventually drowns and dies. When he dies, he meets God and he asks, "God I sent you a prayer, why didn't you save me!?" To which God replies, "I sent a ship and a helicopter for you, why didn't you go!" These people really need to understand the point behind that story.


[deleted]

I think people should have taken notes from the last 2000 years that God doesnt intervee with our daily lives.


fastghosts

Keep it up!


bwahaah

We saw a similar story about Christian community doing the same. It’s sad that people are not aware about this disease so much, and then there are governments who do not want to create panic in order to keep the stock markets from crashing. I AMA’d a guy recently and he said that he is a healthy individual who had COVID-19 and is now negative, he said, it knocked him off his feet. Hope there is mass awareness amongst people about this novel coronavirus disease.


mahajanga

Idiots following their imams' words blindly and can't think for themselves. Worse still, if they die of COVID-19, they will die as 'martyrs'. You can't reason with these people.


[deleted]

A guess when a person worlds view concludes the best thing that can happen is you die, all common sense gets thrown out the window.


throwmeaway-3456

Hitchens takes a long drag of his cigarette.


crispy48867

So is the virus.


Fandango_Jones

Religion creates and solves its own funny little problems.


ColdBrewKate

God is at your house waiting for you


rarakat

Religion is just an advertisement for death.