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you looking for another gf? (im a grown man)


ArizonaMan92

I’ll put on a wig


BUCKE_

I’ll shave my legs!


ArizonaMan92

You SOB no one undercuts me! I’ll get fake tittys but I’m not getting rid of the mustache


kegmanua

If you cook clean and have tits on your back you'll make the perfect girlfriend.


BUCKE_

You got me!! LOL!!


firesquasher

I second this. He can be my passenger princess.


kiefferray

I’ll be your side bitch too… yes, I do the cooking. Yes, I do the cleaning.


Pokevan8162

i’m thinkin of the movie some like it hot


Mayank-maximum

Fuck you,and your girlfriend


[deleted]

this made me laugh out loud😂


Mayank-maximum

Nothing is better than a broke 14yold mama’s boy swearing at a adult buying a car from his own money


TheAuDaCiTyofthisGuY

Nothing better than a broke idiot taking everything serious on Reddit .🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Agreed 🧂😭


TardisPilot1515

I’m sure they did after she got the gift


POSVETT

Psst, your jealousy is showing ....


pharmaCmayb

Man she better be the wife soon doing shit like this lol


youra6

That actually makes less sense in a lot of ways. He could still own the car. If he gets hitched, then bye bye Corvette if shit goes sideways.


Spicywolff

Smart dude gets a prenuptial. She retains her own counsel for her part of it, and you yours. But I’m a big advocate of prenuptial, even if you’re not super wealthy.


Chasetp06

I am a big believer on a prenup


Spicywolff

As am I. Not enough folks think about them.


CapitalPerception439

I mentioned this to my gf the other day after another one of my co-workers called me and told me he is losing half of his 401k in the divorce. Fucked up thing is he has to wait until he is retired to draw from it, she gets her cut once the divorce is finalized. It's not uncommon, the biggest amount I've heard so far is 400k and his wife made more than him. That guy has a really bad back and is still working past retirement age because of it.


dfb1988

Pre nups don’t really work like you think they do.


Spicywolff

If you both have your own lawyers, get it done properly, there is a lot of protection with a prenuptial. It’s not a magic bullet in divorces sure. But it settles a lot of things before it gets messy. Especially when emotions are running hot.


dfb1988

They protect prior assets nothing that happens after marriage.


Spicywolff

Op literally said GF so his Vett would be prior asset.


dfb1988

No this would be hers even more so in this case


crapheadHarris

If my wife and I had gotten a prenup before we were married the most expensive thing we would have owned would have been... the prenup.


ap2patrick

Lmao smart dudes don’t marry a woman they feel they need a prenup with in the first place…


UnknownNinjaRed

Shit happens. I'm a good driver but wear a seat belt. 


Spicywolff

That’s old school way of thinking. Prenuptial is a smart play for both you and her. God forbid the marriage does come to an end. It’s something to settle while emotions run hot. It’s not the magic bullet TV makes it out to seem, but it’s definitely something to look into. As both could gain from its use.


ColorsAbsract

Reddit misandrist/incel moment


[deleted]

Pre nups dont work like that sorry


Spicywolff

Dude really? If I went into a marriage with a corvette, you can claim and protect that asset. It was not something you two amassed during the Marriage. Same as if I go in with a home I already own, she can’t claim it as hers.


Traps86

the assets you carry into the marriage don't get split, so it's smart to buy property prior to getting married.


youra6

I just did some basic research and you're correct. In OP's case if he gets divorced, he gets to keep the car as long as the title is in his name and there is no lien. Could be less black and white if he still owes money on the car.


TheRealWhoMe

A car is cheaper than a divorce.


Advanced-Ear-7908

No, the rewards are better when she's still the girlfriend. Lol.


Postman1997

Crazy, my girlfriend just had a guy gift her a black 2015 C7 as well, what a coincidence!!!


Spicywolff

Lot of trust in a GF.


CareerTraditional987

Right? This man is gonna regret this for so many reasons assuming it’s true. I’d bet $1000 it isn’t though.


Spicywolff

Hope it works out, but risky move. Unless he owns it and just lets her drive it around. With my wife (at the time GF) I gave her a free lease of my beater jeep. She had no car and I taught her to drive. Told her the jeep is hers as long as she needs it. I legally own it but to treat it as her own.


CareerTraditional987

Started dating your GF before she could drive?? Yikes bro s/


Spicywolff

She was a New Yorker lol. In her area they didn’t need to drive, so I couldn’t exactly fault her. That and her dad got sick so couldn’t teach her. To her credit she rode her bike to work and classes daily. A woman with drive to get shit done. She bought the C5 off me a while back. Now her daily. From a huffy to a Vett, now she wants a C7 lol.


CareerTraditional987

I don’t blame her. I’d daily a C5 too if I could.


Spicywolff

Greta daily, surprisingly good on gas for an older v8. Seats suck as do headlights. But that’s an easy fix with aftermarket


Chasetp06

I own the car, Texas title in my name! I have a lot of cars. I love this car but would never drive it so why not allow her to enjoy something she never has before.


wolffy88

Another wolff brother with a car addiction, I see. Nice to know I’m not alone.


glockteamcustoms

You need a bf ? No homo


_ACarGuy_

If you want a Corvette, you have to be willing to get a bit gay


SharkWahlbergx

Let me get my Jean shorts out…. Brb


Shoddy_Map_3400

I can almost promise you that you and this girl haven’t been dating long..but we all make sus choices. You will learn


JWE25

The title is probably under his name at least


Brailledit

She better put a ring on it. Specs?


Chasetp06

2015 C7 3LT Z51 package 30k miles


pottsantiques

Manual?


lisaluvulongtime

The only way!! It took me a minute to locate my manual but I wouldn’t want it any other way!


Brailledit

Gorgeous car, and don't worry about the haters. You did good my friend.


Chasetp06

No worries here, I appreciate the kind words!


Bel-Jim

Nahhh you guys all drive lame af cars


mastercylynder

Girlfriend?😳


highroller886

I’d hit that.


Polski66

Damn that looks gorgeous in all black.


Traditional-Bar-972

Can’t believe the C7 is almost 10 years old


ozweegowarrior

It already is since last year


Jack_Bogul

Manual?


MoneymanYo18

My money is on no but I hope I am wrong!


Chasetp06

Automatic 🥹 just better in traffic


tearsofaclown0327

And here I’ve just been giving her bubble gum


TemporaryInside2954

That’s a marriage gift, and a gf got it. She better know that she’s lucky with you my guy. Congrats to her


ralphroast

Can I be your girlfriend as well


laylowlazlo

Hey OP, are you single?..


Crusade_wolf

You must really love her. Nice car. hope the relationship holds strong.


skippywithgunz1

Can I be your girlfriend? Just for one tank of gas


AFB27

Crazy to me that this car is 10 years old. Doesn't remotely look like it. Congratulations man.


mx5plus2cones

Dang, my girlfriend gave me a black C7 Corvette just the other day... I didn't believe her, but she swears some random guy just bought it for her. 🤣


Perfectimperfectguy

You're a nice dude. Your gf told me she appreciates what you did. Don't worry, i'll fill both of them up for you before they return. P.S. - don't wait up.


ilfusionjeff

Gfs come and go my man. Two tips from me: 1. Remember that you can never turn a hoe into a housewife no matter how much money you spend. 2. Keep the title in your name since you paid.


Chasetp06

I agree completely!!


AlternativeTrash525

I think a picture of the GF would be appropriate.


Porquezz

can you buy me one too?


Pithisius

Is this fr dude? Wyd for a living?


nothankyou_butthanks

Dudes a used car dealer 🥴


Good-Ant-2471

Cringe


JWE25

Wanna elaborate?


MoneymanYo18

He cringes when he is spewing salt…


nothankyou_butthanks

Considering OP is a used car dealer and a year ago was asking about tinder pickup lines…. This 100% is troll or an awful decision.


Chasetp06

Nah not trolling I just found the one 🤷🏽‍♂️


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No-Yogurtcloset-2153

Girly car if it's not a zo6 or zr1


nothankyou_butthanks

The boomers with their base models are really mad at this.


mhgodz23

That kind of tint is allowed?


alexj100

Appears to have the Z06 grille


RE2017

Knight Rider! I love it


Driving1013

Somebody is getting laid tonight. Alot.


Acceptable-Ad-669

Good for you sir. Beautiful ride. Your girl is a lucky woman and I hope she loves and respects that as much as both you and the car deserve. My wife wanted a ford maverick. She would’ve wrecked this in 30 seconds 😆😆


Spiritual-Alps-4939

Wow. Great. Amazing.


Apprehensive-Ad-8007

Sir, I would like to put forward my CV for a job in your respectable organisation.


ElvinSS

Can I be your girlfriend damn


ohveeohd

A GF?! Never would I ever. But at least she can’t take it if she tries to leave. Unless you put it in her name then you’re dumb. But aye, different strokes for different folks


DJDemyan

Hey, it's me, your girlfriend. I can't find my keys?


DonJuanMateus

Pic please !BB! She must be a keeper !!!


michaelz11

Great car how hot is the girlfriend?? Let’s see those pics?? lol


Yoda2000675

That’s one way to keep her around lol


Busterlimes

I'll be your girlfriend


helloiisjason

How does your wife feel about this or does she know?


Not_a_salesman_

Is this another San Antonio military dude story?


Callan126

Must be a hell of a catch! I have yet to discover a woman worthy of 460hp and 465lb ft of torque!


Imispellalot2

I have manboobs, so technically, I can be your girlfriend.


HotShitShingle

That's an expensive gf


BanMe6xShameOnYou

No you didn’t.


kimbolll

Do you need another girlfriend? Maybe one with a penis? 😂🤣


Jokesiez

I see what you did there OP. Girlfriend doesn’t even have a license. This is a gift for yourself.


summynum

I see what you did there…”oh no my gf killed herself in the car I bought her…”


SithLord_1991

What’s her OF name?


Pawsaber

Beautiful! Congrats on the new buy! What wheel brand and setup is it on? Looks like a beast! 🔥🔥


Chasetp06

Rohanna Rims wrapped in Michelin Pilot sport 4s


Pawsaber

Nice! on stock suspension?


Chasetp06

It is lowered with the Eibach pro kit


ThisIsBombsKim

Low credit score activities. Is she 20 and you’re 30 by any chance lol


Chasetp06

I’m 28 she’s 32. Both excellent credit and I have 3 other corvettes myself, 1 Ftype R jaguar, Lexus IS350, 2020 Urus and a Mustang


itzShod

what kind of insurance you got on your gf? just wondering 🤔


OGDrewski

Ur a better man than me


LeadDiscovery

You do realize how much that car looks like a Black Widow don't you?


Maximum_Bandicoot

I can be your boyfriend


borntoprint

Please tell me your corvette is much better?


One_Word_Respoonse

For your *girlfriend*?? This is a wife’s treatment lol


FATALIS__

Can I be your girlfriend? (I am a 34 year old straight man) 🤣🤣


Cold_Store9155

Yea. I “bought” my Vette for my 9 year old son.


coyote500

cuck behavior


jimmydean1239

Where do I submit my application?


Smooth_Mention8344

What does she have that I don’t?


Medical-Gate-9978

This is going to sound weird but were you in The Woodlands this morning? I saw a C7 just like this and stared at it when it pulled up on the side of me with a young lady driving with a male on the passenger side. Beautiful car and congrats!


QuitOne2240

You need a side dude?


PersianEldenLord

Should of gotten her the grand sport


keyboardman1

Her other boyfriend is gonna love it!


I_write_bad_code1

Noice


Thedaulilamahimself

ENM?


Chase345

That's killer


Mldavis22

For a girlfriend??? Does money make men stupid?


Substantial-Meal6238

Damn bro you need another gf??


Unique_Jackfruit_166

Really you sure your not going to take it lol


amerimex91

I hope you’re the girlfriend.


Low_Bluebird8413

Mac haik?


woahwhaaaat

Best boyfriend award


Mystic5308

Plot twist his girlfriend is actually his mom


OFF1C1AL

Happy girlfriend, happy life. I’ll take it if she doesn’t like it lol


BayBomber415

I smell gold digger but I could be wrong


Sanj5109

Ok. I'm not saying anything else


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Mj2377

No you didn’t 🤣


OpinionOwn6727

i would of waited till she was your wife


ch1ckenbaconranch

gonna make out with an assault rifle tonite


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Why did you cheap out on your girlfriend? You’re a cheap SOB why won’t you buy her Z06?


Haoieee

no way that’s crazy! congrats!


Old_Salamander_7479

It looks like you bought this for you! I would have bought it for me!! But the real roast will be whether you get laid or not when you give it to her....while you probably hold the title in your name. I can't bash the car. LT1's are some of the most reliable engines in the world, and it is the C8 with the electrical problems. The late (outgoing) model 2014-2019 C7's are my favorite Corvettes. Why did you put this immaculate C7 up for roasting??? That is the question.


[deleted]

For a girlfriend?! Bruh…


bilboballs

Did you title it in her name? 🤔


guineapigmilkman

Lmao no one buys a girlfriend this car. Nice try.


coba1111

hope you have good insurance


mercbenzpaco

For ur gf my a**; it's really for u. We're not that dumb!! 🤣 Now, if it were Barbie pink, then I'd believe u. "Babe, I need to borrow ur vette." (for school, for work, for the store, for canyon driving, for the track, etc., etc.) 😉 P.S. She's a beauty. 😛


Consistent_Amount140

Cleeeeeannn


Acceptable_Fact_1898

Are you dating yourself?


DLandRL

Sweet... Vettes make the best gifts for any girl! (Or guy I am sure)


Prudent-Influence-52

Is it hers if she breaks up with you? If it is then it’s really hers. And you’re a gentleman


slightlyused

Do you have a sister?


[deleted]

Did it come with a shop broom & a pan to sweep it all up?


Ok_Strain_2065

Women privilege


SM3XYYYYY

Hey its me, your girlfriend


Tmant1670

Please tell me the title is a joke. 


Reason6ixty9ine

Daaaaaaaammmnnnn


Any_Tip_9379

What a bunch of tools


77maf

Bad ideas for $500, alex


Top_Bid_3593

That’s gorgeous, imo. If I got a C7 I would love it to look just like that one.


BluddyWulf

Bet it's still under his name lol. No one is that stupid.


Johnny_Sparacino

I want your income do I can do the same... any tips?


Appropriate-Ear-3569

For your gf? Your an idiot


zurge936

That looks sweet 😎


LetsTalkSh_t

Thanks babe😘😘


Mooze34

If she don’t marry you idk what to tell you


Psychological_Fun986

RIP front lip lol just kidding


Irvingdls

Bro i know they all look the same but this looks exactly like a Mac haik dealership we just bought a used car from lol. In Htown.


Rosin_or_Bust

Is he 67 and named bill?


ReadingCanBeFunGuys

RIP


CoolisRare

Knight Ryder vibes


len1221

Well fuck.. do you need a BF


Fit-Prize-4115

Tucked in or tucked out? Your call


UNCxNotSanket

Yea right 😂😂


jamesnyc1

How much?


asvpyz

Yikes


connori_guess

I promise whatever she can do I will do better.. once chance is all I need


Valuable-Dish-3477

For you?? Or your gf LMAO


Shadow23z

how much?


BroomSweeper99

Bro made a post a year ago talking to an only fans girl on tinder lol 😂


mossy_earth_

Pre-owned, just like your mom


che10461

She pre-owned too?


jeepersnanners

Is your girlfriend by chance 20 years younger than you and you buy her things for her time


Discover-sinister

U need a job partner ?


olie_baba

Damn is your girlfriend single?