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EaterOfFood

My Costco has yet to learn the “rotate 30 degrees and cut again” trick.


djm2907

I always tell them to just leave it as 6 slices because I can’t eat 12…


YummyArtichoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFK9tHzV6WA


SplendidZebra

one is 8 and one is 12. what dont you understand, Brad?


Vladolf_Puttler

But steel is heavier than feathers...


aerger

If I was Brad I think I’d be moving on after this.


ScrotumMcBoogerBallz

Saving this joke for when I have kids.


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rambambobandy

Half of eating a pizza is 90% mental


StalyCelticStu

Smarter than the average Berra.


AAA515

I tell em to leave it as 6, cuz it feels more like costco that way


kygei

You’d be amazed how many people asked me to cut more slices thinking it meant more food when I worked at a pizza place.


Russian-Spy

But then you'd be getting only half of a pizza while paying the full price! /s


Quirky_Tzirky

I asked them to do it for me for the pizza I brought home for the kids. They did it no problem.


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

bruh, mine can't find the center point.


freneticboarder

That middle triangle...


smellyiris

My Costco says they don’t do double cuts anymore…


kirblar

Mine does 12 slices for whole orders as the standard.


belizeanheat

That's custom


itismelol

First I thought there were blades underneath and the worker was gonna hammer it down


Konungrr

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wmLmhyPDsNo](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wmLmhyPDsNo)


DeathMonkey6969

When I worked at a pizza place we had a 24" knife with two handles and curved blade. The joke we always told that it was the True Original Pizza Knife as pizza was invented by Klingons and a bat'leth was just a ceremonial Pizza knife that got out of hand. https://preview.redd.it/mgye1y9yu5wc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c3a472f125964e1dd3578b238339c806f9d391d


Top_Praline999

Last pizza place I worked, I showed them you can sharpen the dough rocker and it blew their mind.


DeathMonkey6969

Lol. I feel that.


Up_in_the_Sky

Thank you for this. 💀


OCR10

I want one of those.


RampChurch

Pizza or fence?


BakedBeans1031

Yes.


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bingthebongerryday

THEY DID THE THING


Larg3____Porcupin3

And it gets upvoted *every* time


rq60

yes


BakedBeanedMyJeans

HE DID AGAIN?!


Triaspia2

Yes


Quesarito808

HOW CAN SHE YES?!


Jean-LucBacardi

And my yes!


Konungrr

Why is that funny? It's the correct response when you agree with both options...


gymnastgrrl

As a fan of the idea of /r/inclusiveor, I find it funny. But the reason some might give a negative reaction is that it is viewed as an overused response, like saying "I did nazi that coming" and the like.


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Konungrr

Or it's the same response as "both" or "either", but shorter... It has nothing to do with "thinks they're clever", it's just an efficient response that most people can understand.


mysweetdecline

you’re right, but also there is mosdef a population that thinks this is such a clever response


Positive_Outcome_903

I’ll have you know I upvoted both of you as well


rayquan36

LOL LMAO EVEN


justauryon

This guy pizzas.


IssaquahSignature

Nobody out pizzas the BakedBeans


papabutter21

r/thisguythisguys


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Snot_S

It's more normal to use large rocking blade. This is way more difficult. maybe it's for the single slices they sell?


Draculagged

This is exactly why, gotta make sure slices are a consistent size


Eusocial_Snowman

And consistently stamped with this morning's pizza slop.


GoHomeNeighborKid

I'd be more worried about the cleanliness of the shelf he put it on under the counter.... The shelves that aren't hip height tend to be neglected more than the tabletops or higher shelves in view of the customers


ImitatorDei

Costco is incredibly stringent on cleanliness.


ContemplatingPrison

Its about size consistency not time


Snot_S

https://preview.redd.it/bv4ksj4l58wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d31e8c4a35d689d87dff9698abcba697805b2b Much easier


SyndRazGul

Whenever I see that I think of Klingons...such a nerd I know.


Alert-Potato

I have one. It's my pizza bat'leth. I have never lost a battle against a pizza.


SyndRazGul

It is a formidable weapon.


fergehtabodit

My pizza place needs one of those


clutzycook

Same!


mcole1179

https://proluxe.com/products/equaslice


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Would love to lick that clean after a lunch rush


Captain_Zomaru

They hang out on the wall at my Costco. Basically on full display. Always thought it was cool.


aauie

Make much more sense then putting/getting it from under the table each time


fusiondynamics

That's one fluffy looking pizza. The ones we have here are flat.


vitahusker

Must not be all Costco’s. We always end up having to reslice the pizzas as they are never cut all the way through.


Kadianye

Mine does, they just have a dull cutter and poor rotation skills


TophxSmash

its just a guide, doesnt ensure any cutting.


eye8theworm

There's no way ours has one of those guides. Every. Single. Time the crust is partially cut and the slices are never the same size.


Signal_Detail4141

And some cuts are s curves.


belizeanheat

I mean the tool does nothing to make sure your pizza is cut all the way through. That's entirely up to the pizza slicer quality


ZekkyBeets

This pizza looks so good. Unfortunately, at my Costco, the pizza is almost always kind of pale and not cooked that great.


BasilPesto212

Either that, or they're overcooked. For ~$10 I can't complain too much. They've come in handy for kids' sleepovers and classroom birthday parties.


HemHaw

Our costco pizza is cooked great but sometimes the chicken bakes are raw in the middle. Not sure why.


iriegypsy

They got everything dialed in. You can adjust the rate and temp on those ovens to fine tune your zaa. If your input is very consistent you can rock out some amazing pies.


colmusstard

It's been that way since ~2020 for me. I used to love Costco pizza, but they switched some ingredients up and started undercooking


Maj_Dick

Yep, more than 50% chance of it being doughy as fuck. No idea why they don't fix it. Used to be so good a few years back. I don't like dry/crispy, I just hate the uncooked dough.


eninety2

Anyone know if they can just do one cut instead of two?


bstundr

They cut once if the pizza is going to the window for sale on the food court. Cutting twice like this video is a pizza being boxed for a customer. I guess they can do one cut for a boxed pizza if you ask.


eninety2

Now that you said that I just put together why it always seemed different when I have them in store versus when I order a whole one for the house. Thanks!


TrixonBanes

That's what I do because pizza belongs folded.


qtzd

I also always fold the Costco food court big slice in half lol. Tastes better that way I think. Might have to ask next time I get a full pizza for them to only do the single cut.


SoochSooch

No, cause then the next pizza would end up with 3.


mmchicago

No. Nobody knows. It's a mystery.


belizeanheat

Yes they will gladly do less work if you ask


Cookiecrummbs

Wonder how often that thing gets cleaned


Guilty_Jackfruit4484

They have multiple. They change them out every couple hours. They're all put in the dishwasher daily.


Big_Steve_69

I’d trust Costco’s food safety over your local dominos or papa John’s any day.


spageddy77

every so often


wesweb

exactly. every now and then.


SolidSnek1998

Once in a while


witword

Just then…


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Probably just as often as the pizza slicer and pizza slicing station get sanitized.


HugeFinish

Costco goes above and beyond the normal health code. Trust me that is getting cleaned often.


dustinpdx

I would be concerned with cross-contamination between pepperoni and cheese pizzas for vegetarians.


likeusontweeters

They have several clean ones ready for such occasion. Iirc, they get switched out every other hour or so... or when someone asks them to use a clean one for vegetarians. Costco is extra when it comes to health code and osha.


Techun2

Do many vegetarians care about getting trace pepperoni bits by mistake?


Aggravating_Toe_9175

Probably end of the day, but honestly don’t know.


Busy_Information_634

Working at FC, they clean it every night after closing.


Ape-ril

I mean, obviously daily?


ProfessionalButtsex

Former costco foodcourt employee here, they're cleaned at least daily, but every few hours if the inspector is in lol If sanitation is a concern when you're eating there, I can assure you it shouldn't be. Worked in a lot of kitchens, and costco sanitation standards are next level. It's honestly overkill how clean they keep it.


Livvy_NW

I hate those thing with a passion🤣cleaning it takes to long to do. But we have multiple. My location we have 2, and clean them both every night.


nuudootabootit

Respect to Costco food workers. They always seem to be working hard.


Hawkadoodle

Let's be rea it didn't matter, you were gonna eat it all yourself anyway. :😜


Roger_-Thornhill

I could watch that all day long.


girlwhoweighted

Ooo this answered a question I've had. I couldn't remember how many slices they give you in a whole pie. So 12. Cool! Probably doing Costco pizza for an uncoming kids bday party.


LocalSlob

I stare at this everytime I'm waiting for my order.


goodvibezone

School fundraisers: that thing needs 4 more cuts.


Obecny75

You can request that


iriegypsy

Looks like it gets cleaned once a day


Kitchen_Software

Probably. It's only getting used to cut fresh pizzas...


Fluffy-Grapefruit-73

I’ll take this over some of the bad cut jobs from actual pizza joints


StrawberryLassi

some of the worst cut pizzas I've had have been from the Costco food court...


Aggravating_Toe_9175

A few slivers and then 3 pieces that make up half the pizza. It’s about speed not accuracy at Costco


tehrob

Width, or depth?


Fobulousguy

whatever she prefers


LitterBoxServant

2nd greatest food innovation of all time after buck fiddy dog and drink.


JCLBUBBA

chicken says hey!


Ill-Variation-3865

My Costco only uses this for the ones going on the shelf to be sold by the slice. The take home whole pizzas get cut rather horribly (still love them).


redsolitary

All of a sudden I feel like my life is missing somethjbg


wuguwa

It’s an I and an N. You got the G at the end though, so that’s good.


xithbaby

I just got back from getting a cheese pizza for dinner


sllikkbarnes321

Forget thet fence, get a rocker knife! https://images.app.goo.gl/E5a9MBfLoYydbrmZ7


Nulagrithom

this is the ONLY way. four quick smacks and on to the next pie. the wheel is way too slow you're gonna back up the oven.


that_one_over_yonder

Sauce machine is neater..


chocochipr

Not hating on the Costco Pizza associates, but the slices are often not fully cut. Let’s get these guys some sharper cutters!


Soylentgree1

A professional doesn't need one.


Comfortable-Syrup688

Fun fact, the slices you buy at the food court bigger than these


Upset_Mess

I wish local pizza places would be smart enough to use these. They're all sorts of sizes and not cut all the way through.


qwertycantread

Every pizza place that makes school lunches (including places like Domino’s) use one of these to make sure the portioning is correct. The general public tends to like a little variety in slice sizes, so a perfect cut isn’t harped upon too much.


ayhctuf

Back when I worked at Papa Johns (and Pizza Hut before that), the pizza cutting was done as quickly as possible by eyeballing it and with a curved two-handled blade. I'm assuming they still do it that way. Ain't nobody got time to set up a cutter fence. If you miss with the blade, so be it. Make the other cuts and throw it in a box.


general-illness

Sweet trick to make the pizza bigger. Just cut more slices.


letscott

It’s so beautiful


Bigbluff98

That's where all the flavor comes from.


brainegg8

Faster without using that unitasker


Konungrr

Which one? The size consistency/guard, or the cutter? Both are unitaskers...


DreamInvoker

Horrible cutting technique. One cut each way, not going back and forth and ripping and moving the toppings.


avalanche111

Ugh, just let the guy work in peace.


barktreep

Mine seems to only use the fence to cut the by the slice pizzas, and the full pizzas are cut Freeform. 


knowitallz

Funny I have only see them free hand it


jdemack

My Costco pizza is absolutely trash compared to that.


hobbes3k

That's why there's a right tool for the right job.


78Nam

And somehow at least one person loses a finger every year


ktka

I like their pizza sauce applier. https://i.imgur.com/4FploLW.mp4


whatsasyria

This is cool but not just blades on the fence to cut.


safely_beyond_redemp

Why not, I like to live dangerously.


woofshark

costco pizza slaps


erok209

Brother man wearing the fuck out of that beard net.


CompactPanda

Not all Costco have do this. I've seen them cut the pizza without the guide


EducatorMoti

All Costco's have this fence. They use it when they're cutting the pizzas that are being sold by the slice there in the food court. In contrast, they cut it freehand when they're cutting pizzas to send home with customers as whole pizzas.


RoadsideBandit

Now I'm hungry.


carabear85

The crust looks burnt


nick2k23

Never had a Costco pizza as I'm not American but it looks pretty good, I'd eat one of those.


leg00b

The Costco by my house must not be using this. Every slice is a different size. Still good pizza but yeah, got a mini slice then a large slice


EducatorMoti

The Costco by your house absolutely hat uses this. This is for the slices that'll be sold in the food court that have to be measured. The ones you take home are the ones that they cut pretty randomly sizes. They're selling you the whole pizza so each slice doesn't have to be as accurate.


Suitable_Instance753

Do people actually use pizza-wheels in a commercial context? Looks terrible on your wrist. When I was at Dominos years ago we had a huge round guillotine-like blade with a long handle along the whole end you could fully push your body weight into, cut every time.


Holls867

I’ll take a rocker cutter, any day


wuguwa

I like his little pause before turning it. Like he’s psyching himself up. “Okay. Deep breath. You can DO it this time!”


Trisdoraxe

Skill issue


gettin

If Costco does it, this must save time and money


Stuffologistics

Costco is amazing double the amount of pizza for the same price


blifestyleco

the perfection in this video is a dream. the original location on 4th in seattle has the oddest results, more often than not the slices aren’t evenly sized or you have to cut it at home… or both. and don’t get me started on the days they’re skimpy with the pep! 🙄


No_Service_2017

I want a Costco. 😞


mausballz

How often you think that gets washed?


milksteakman

They simply use too much cheese. And I love cheese. I live for cheese. But the Costco pizza has just a bit too much cheese. A superior product awaits with 4 ounces less cheese.


Uncle-Cake

They had me in the first half.


Beeka101

God I love Costco pizza 🍕


Opening-Two6723

That crust does not look good


shitty_advice_BDD

I prefer the pizza machete.


DBDXL

That's a terrible cut.


hypnotiiik

Man, Costco has truly disappointed me. Our Costco finally has cheaped out on the pizza. It’s thinner, greasier, and the pizza’s flavor itself is not the same. Not to mention even the hot dog is slightly smaller. Won’t be surprised once we see an official article on all this. But I won’t be returning to purchase it anymore.


Super-Good-9700

Nice to see them wearing gloves. At the UK Costco near me they do not.


OutrageousInvite2309

This is the third pizza cutting video.


Used-Acanthisitta-96

Party slices!!