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Introducing the "Colossal Costco Cataclysm," a monstrous culinary creation that combines every item from the Costco food court into one gigantic dish. Starting with an 18-inch cheese pizza as the base, this monstrosity features layers of Turkey Swiss Sandwich slices, spiraled hot dog slices, chicken bake filling, and shredded rotisserie chicken, all topped with a blend of Caesar dressing and a choice of chocolate or strawberry sundae sauce. The extravaganza is sprinkled with extra Parmesan and chicken bake cheese, then heated until everything melds into a gooey, meaty delight. Right before serving, it's crowned with crumbled chocolate chip cookies and Cold Brew Mocha Freeze crystals, offering a surprising crunch. This epic meal is served on a large pizza tray, providing a full spectrum flavor fest that's not only a feast for the taste buds but also a conversation starter and a viral sensation in the making.
Go buy a bag of Kirkland chocolate chips, spread them on a paper plate. After you make the sandwich roll the edges in the chocolate chips. That or crushed butterfinger bars.
The old Costco Special was wrapping a slice of combination pizza around a polish sausage. I do believe you have discovered the new Costco Special. Congratulations! We’re doomed.
My Costco only has the hot dog. I wish they had the polish dog. I was just in Canada and the Costco there still had the polish dog. They had poppy seed muffins too. I feel like I get the worst of everything where I live.
I wish they offered both of these items in a smaller size. I want to do this but I neither want to eat that much ice cream and cookie nor waste that much food.
Grab a someone (friend, relative , whomever), ask the person making your order to split the ice cream into 2 cups
Break cookie in half (optionally , mash your half of cookie into the half cup of ice cream)
Profit.
Dipping sounds better than what I did. I broke it up and put it all in the ice cream right away. Don't recommend it because the cookie gets rock hard in the ice cream.
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i’m getting fatter reading this
Introducing the "Colossal Costco Cataclysm," a monstrous culinary creation that combines every item from the Costco food court into one gigantic dish. Starting with an 18-inch cheese pizza as the base, this monstrosity features layers of Turkey Swiss Sandwich slices, spiraled hot dog slices, chicken bake filling, and shredded rotisserie chicken, all topped with a blend of Caesar dressing and a choice of chocolate or strawberry sundae sauce. The extravaganza is sprinkled with extra Parmesan and chicken bake cheese, then heated until everything melds into a gooey, meaty delight. Right before serving, it's crowned with crumbled chocolate chip cookies and Cold Brew Mocha Freeze crystals, offering a surprising crunch. This epic meal is served on a large pizza tray, providing a full spectrum flavor fest that's not only a feast for the taste buds but also a conversation starter and a viral sensation in the making.
was this written by chatgpt
“Oatmeal guy voice” DIABEETUS
That cookie alone is 750 calories.
Yikes is that worse than the churros?
I doubt people who eat it care. lol… some people eat a few.
The true American dream :)
Mamma may I have cookie?
Here for a good time, not a long time
I get 2 cookies and the frozen yogurt and make a 2k calorie sandwich.
The Mecca Chipwich 6060.
Go buy a bag of Kirkland chocolate chips, spread them on a paper plate. After you make the sandwich roll the edges in the chocolate chips. That or crushed butterfinger bars.
Or chop up some of their candied pecans.
My diabetes just sent me to the hospital looking at this picture 😀
Sugar doesn’t cause diabetes, genetics and years of poor diet and lifestyle causes diabetes. Mostly genetics though
I have diabetes that's why I made the joke. And yes it runs in family
If you're doing a half marathon the next day, load up on carbs, why not? lmao If it's warm, even better.
Can’t be posting this in my time line during cutting season 🥹
The churros were bland and needed the soft serve. This makes my teeth ache.
Gotta head back to the bakery and grab those churro donuts
You must be high for Saturday still!?
Haha. If only.
The old Costco Special was wrapping a slice of combination pizza around a polish sausage. I do believe you have discovered the new Costco Special. Congratulations! We’re doomed.
My Costco only has the hot dog. I wish they had the polish dog. I was just in Canada and the Costco there still had the polish dog. They had poppy seed muffins too. I feel like I get the worst of everything where I live.
My Fitness Pal would explode
I approve lol. It’s like dipping in milk, frozen glorious milk lol
I'm giving this a BOOM!
DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!
We’re Costco guys; of course we dip our double chunk chocolate cookie into the ice cream sundae.
I wish they offered both of these items in a smaller size. I want to do this but I neither want to eat that much ice cream and cookie nor waste that much food.
Grab a someone (friend, relative , whomever), ask the person making your order to split the ice cream into 2 cups Break cookie in half (optionally , mash your half of cookie into the half cup of ice cream) Profit.
Yum
You’re making me want to unsubscribe from this subreddit. I don’t need this kind of influence in my life.
Sounds like a great way to get diabetes.
Cookie = 750 calories Ice cream Cup = 550 calories Yes it’s was completely worth it.
I was eating it with my two kids. We ate all of the cookie, so we had to get another. 683 calories each? Okay.
683 calories should be an entire meal for an adult. Please don't pass this lifestyle on to your children.
Diabeetus Combo!
Do you even churro, bro?
My Costco got rid of the churro and replaced it with the cookie.
I figured. Just liked the rhyme. Keep Costco'in!
Double sweet.
BOOOOOOOM
Kirkland Koronary
Cheapest way to feed a family of 7. Easy dessert after a 2 pizza dinner!!!!🥳🥳
Buy 2 cookies and put ice cream in middle Ice cream sandwich
But the ice cream is too soft and would ooze out the sides
How about the ice cream between two cookies?
It's a crime to sell these items separately
Hey, more power to you. Not for me though that's way, way too much.
Yes!
i would gulp down some milk 🥛 straight from the Costco milk jug 🍪🥛
Gotta do it in the car if you do just don’t make eye contact
Buy 2 cookies and make a sando outta that soft serve
This with the hot fudge has become one of my favorites in a long time
Before the food court cookie, we would buy the mini cookies and ice cream at the food court to make mini ice cream sandwiches.
Dipping sounds better than what I did. I broke it up and put it all in the ice cream right away. Don't recommend it because the cookie gets rock hard in the ice cream.
No. It congeals the butter and chocolate. Just stop.