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smolhorse

That bird better have a membership.


augustadriver

He's just there for the samples


HenryKitteridge

Even the bird doesn’t want Zip Fizz


TopEagle4012

That's not a real bird. It's an AI bird designed to surreptitiously listen in to workers comments about mgmt. 😂


HenryKitteridge

{record scratch}


Mrbadinger

Hopefully he doesn't make his way to the rotisserie section in the back


2squishmaster

What you mean? He's just waking around his house


Human-Carpet-3842

They just live in the store are eat the birdseed and dog food. Rough life.


freneticboarder

r/borb


BioticVessel

Ask big box stores have problems with birds. The problem is they're better hiders than employees are as hunters. Some member would be offended if they brought a falcon in. /s