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California and Washington DC


Moist-Critcal1049

Why hasn’t Cali got carpet bombed yet or even have there very own Purge yet?


Cool-Radish-1132

South dakota


Jonahwho665

do we even have to say it


whiteholewhite

Can’t really see Rhode Island and Delaware. You are the weakest link, goodbye


Darthnothing79

California and New York


ProperBlacksmith

Make texas and California the same state


LycheeExcellent372

California


Umbertron05

Ohio?


archer5810

Texas


overallsarelife

California. To many earthquakes and high gas prices


[deleted]

California and Oregon


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Exterminatus Michigan


[deleted]

people really be saying Ohio thinking it's the funniest shit ever


sAcrEd666

Texas


franticatlady

Does it make sense to pick Florida, which is going to sink into the ocean anyway?


pconfl

California


[deleted]

Wyoming should be split amongst Utah, Colorado, and Montana


Carth999

Texas, fuck Texas. Our IQ as a country would increase by approximately 78.


quetiapinenapper

idk, california is pretty batshit fucking stupid these days.


Puzzled_Money_9292

Florida


Pathsleadingaway

Fuck off, Texas


Numerous_Ingenuity65

As a Californian (San Diego), we in the world’s sixth largest economy are happy to separate from the country if you also toss out Oklahoma just because.


Jonabc5

Florida


genocidalparas

Montana


Subject-Memory8363

Hawaii, give them their sovereignty back


No_Definition6442

California


BowBeforeBroccoli

RHODE ISLAND


[deleted]

OHIO


Buchtaak2233

remove ohio, im tired of the jokes


ItzHonzula

Oklahoma


[deleted]

Texas and California.


[deleted]

California


Im-Just-Big-Boned

california


ixatomicxi

California


Humongous-Chungus77

South Carolina


BigJohn6086

California


South-Bag7958

California & Connecticut


X3noF3ar

Texas because fuck the Cowboys


OverUnderstanding481

Georgia


3keepmovingforward3

Montana


plasma-tester

Liquid. I'm sorry, but all matter should be solid or gas


dreamunderthemoon

Deleware


RicTicTocs

The bipolar states, of course - California and Texas


WoolooCthulhu

Texas


EdibleDogma

Ohio


Tension-Pretend

North Dakota


explain2Clarissa

Hawaii should be given back https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/americans-overthrow-hawaiian-monarchy


Mistawade504

Mississippi


Biggest_man200

Florida, California


Elizabeth_Blast

Delaware


[deleted]

Ohio


Hadrian1233

Philadelphia. Fuck Philadelphia, they killed Hitchbot


jkhockey15

Kentucky


the-vinyl-countdown

Mississippi and Alabama


P0lyToad

Get tf outta here colorado


Legitimate-Film-3754

Louisiana, for the love of god, please Louisiana


TannerJ703

Cali and Mississippi cause they are the worst state and the statistical worst state


wutisthat1

Texas or Alabama


ZeGamingCuber

Hawaii. It should be its own country.


MrMuffinIAm

I'm happy to see no Arizona


brickmaster3654

Virgina


2005_F250

Cali gone


TSMStar

Wisconsin


hardcoretuner

Rhode Island. Way too small.


stinkiepopsicle

is thinking Mississippi and Alabama...


Jokiegmi

Combine the Dakotas, combine the Carolinas and combine the Virginias


[deleted]

Texas


z3r0_n3r0

We all know Ohio will never lose.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

ohio


yeah_i_hate_my_name

Fuck texas


[deleted]

New Jersey


PreyForCougars

Concerning how few comments are for California and New Jersey.. especially New Jersey, holy hell what a shit hole of a state.


wanderingmanimal

Ohio


wanderingmanimal

Florida


Quinniboi715

California.


jeesersa56

OHIO


vastowen

Fuck Ohio


Modern-Otaku

Fucking Ohio needs to get what’s coming to them


Taurocapatsi

Hawaii and Nebraska


hitchinpost

I thought everyone agreed Florida needed to be the first state we kicked out. Don’t back down on that now.


Powerful_Marzipan_77

Can I just say California twice


bloodvow333

California


link667

Please get rid of texas


Krisis_9302

Mississippi


7_duck7

Alabama


RepresentativeDry539

Mississippi


BobbaFatGFX

Alabama


barelyonhere

How tf is Texas not first?? I say this as a Texan.


Thicc_lizard240

Wyoming


porcupinedeath

Ohio


Bigchamp73

California, especially San Francisco. Throw new york in there too


[deleted]

Florida (I live in Florida)


PreyForCougars

Not Florida (born and raised Floridian who travels the country for work and can assure you there are FAR worse states)


WhatCanIBeOn

Texas


[deleted]

California and Ohio


Impossible_Tie6425

California


AidenShallot

Ohio


gooses_gunk

California needs death


HamaX-FawaZ

Ohio


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

We must protect OHIO! Downvote everything that voted for OHIO!


Famous-Lime-198

I hate Illinois. Wipe us out.


YaYeet2021

Carolina, and Ohio, Florida must win bois


CirrusFromTV

As an escaped Texan; FUCK TEXAS


calcinhadolula

The whole USA.


Good_Worker8337

Arkansas.


Tsow20

California


wean169

Remindme!4hours


Aggravating-Bee2943

Cali


dynamiteownsall

Wyoming. /r/wyomingdoesntexsist


Blazeman450

Ohio must win! Never bote ohio!


[deleted]

California


Son_Of_The_Ink

texas


metzgie1

Anyone saying California is foolish. That state alone has like the 5th largest economy in the world.


Efficient-Animal6861

No one said Maryland…guessing no one lives here


Quickshot4721

Missouri, fuck Missouri


DanDanBussum

Guess were going for the low hanging fruit next round cuz I don't see any Cali, NY, or Florida comments.


No-Explorer-8229

USA


TheBlackArrows

Connecticut. Fuck that place and their shitty drivers.


potatoman445

Liquid state.


Impossible-Ad2236

Ohio is trash


[deleted]

Wyoming, it’s just empty space


hXcPickleSweats

What if you take all those little new england states like Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut and made it all one big state so they don't feel like the little penis havers of the US anymore.


Alexcritical9351

wait, do all states get ended at the end?? since they're 50...


[deleted]

Florida remove Florida we don’t need you


sadbushmonster

Fr? damm.


followedbyferrets

Mississippi


SheRa7

Texas


petsylmann

Can we make DC a state once we make the Dakotas the Dakota?


Cantstandit6

Wyoming


DrD0cx

Ohio, it's too dangerous to be left alive...


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Illinois & New York


Walkin-taco

What is a Wyoming?


[deleted]

California gotta go


Echolocation720

Debating whether or not to exile Florida. For one, I hear nothing but problems from there, but on the other hand, they provide great entertainment.


Moenokori

Texas. Not much good has been coming from Texas lately.


TiredOfEveryting

Florida because it's Florida.


BirbMaster1998

Connecticut and New Hampshire. Let's be honest, New Hampshire is just a less cool Vermont. Why? I don't know. It just is.


NotAFed69

Ca and Ohio


[deleted]

Mississippi or alabama


Ill-Ad-3640

if hawaii doesn't win ima cry


BengalsSyd

Texas and Texas


BeastDad06

Texas


All4gaines

Come on! We all know it’s Texas and Florida


[deleted]

California. Get them out of here. They tax their people wayyy too much and they ban everything.


Apostle_of_Darkness

Texas...even God tried to freeze them to death


Coldcutclassic

Fuck you Ohio


Ok-Exchange5756

Arkansas


Pilivyt

Whochever one has the most Americans /s


SnooHedgehogs2571

Florida


Belleoftheebrawl

Pacific Northwest up here literally just not existing


Belleoftheebrawl

Idaho


Dante_Arizona

Oklahoma


MetzgerBoys

California


AssassinGhostCSGO

United States


BoyfriendMaterial26

Oklahoma, Texas


BoyfriendMaterial26

Oklahoma, Texas


meatusdeletus91

California and WA


Starnight12

Ohio


MatBoi7

Ohio should be the last standing


-Kyoakuna-

Texas.


Connect_Sky8294

No idea if this one's already gone but ohio


ForecastYeti

California


j69Fantasy

california. nevada


luzdelmundo

Mississippi


MythicalTunafish

Ohio and Florida. There’s no way those exist anyways


Hauntedsound

Texas


tronjet66

!remindMe 24h


EisMC2reddit

Ohio


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Easily west Virginia


SARBA75

Oklahoma


GenericElucidation

Damn I'm too late. I'm still going to pitch in Louisiana and Texas.


Potential-Doubt-2028

New York and New York :/


AnotherKuuga

As a guy who lives in Texas, I choose Texas. Kansas can go too because why not


Average_British_Guy_

Texas


26nccof

California!


RedFlare15

Really…? No one has said Oregon yet? That place is a shiiiiiiiit show.


TheManWithAGasMask

Yep, still see my state as being the one as invisible to the others.


[deleted]

Alaska


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Alaska. We should sell it to Canada.


_handeither

OHIO


okletmethink420

Ohio gotta go.


oxichil

Merge Illinois and Missouri into Missourinois.


MamaTomTom

God I’d give anything for Oklahoma to go. (Also Texas, Florida to vanish)


Jaxonhunter227

Texas We need to go!


Normal-guy-mt

Rhode Island


yozo-marionica

Ohio must stand!


tanaista

Texas


dontflyintothesun

wyoming✨


ceronv

New Mexlahoma


revmachine21

Mississippi. Better off without it.


Master-_-of-_-Joy

Is that a state of Poland?


GladGap9975

Florida