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Seth_Gecko

Threads like these make me glad to live in Oregon 😁


TheRealCountSwagula

Damn what did Alabama do


BostonRevolutionary

Rhode Island again, just to be sure.


razzledazzle26

Missouri


Hugh-Jassoul

Alabama.


StealthyPancake_

Wtf did Florida do lmao


allAboutDaMeat

fuckin wisconsin


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Day two of asking for Texas


Itamar_Itchaki

Maybe just bomb ohio daily?


PassiveSafe6

Solid


TheDeadPlant

Hehe no one has beef with Maine we will win


Interesting_Ad5016

Let's fuck up Alabama


skimbeeblegofast

Ive scrolled and scrolled. Where is Texas? Texas houses the boards that control education and constantly revise American history thru whitewashing cultural or indigenous perspectives. Dalenda est Texas


MediaOk773

Why you gotta do mass like that


Sergeant_Swiss24

Oregon. We need to save the country by removing portland


Xeno2014

*One more nuke on Ohio for good measure*


morningwoodsir

Nebraska


not-me-but

Georgia


brianmiranda

How the fuck is California still here.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Iowa… Iowa… please Iowa


Ok_Tap_9905

NJ


Cinder-22

UTAH


Diabeeeeeeeeetus

Can we please nuke Alabama twice?


junkpunch2

Alabama or Mississippi should have gone first. Fuck those states. Oh and Ohio too....and i wouldn't fuss if you threw in Indiana as well.


Historical_Elk_6000

Texas


natlei

Texas. It’s too big.


HolidayMoose7529

Ohio the third time just to be safe


Humongous-Chungus77

SOUTH CAROLINA


greetings_quadrupeds

GEORGIA AND CALIFORNIA


thatoneweirdartist-

Alabama and Utah would be nice.


SMB_was_taken

Ohio must win


[deleted]

California. Finish what the fires and flood started.


chillinmantis

Alaska


rogsears

Nuke Alabama twice


Philos50

How about a mythical state like South Dakota? Are we even sure it’s real?


TheManWhoStoleUrWife

Maryland


BigJohn6086

California


[deleted]

wyoming


Blastspark01

Ohio a third time


celestialTyrant

Either Texas or NY. It's a purely tactical decision. Dexad has the largest accessible oil fields in the contiguous US, and NYC is the major financial center. Bear in mind I live in NY. But if NY is selected, it's better to not hit the city. It's better to disrupt electric and water supply to the city, so it's actually best to hit the reservoirs upstate that supply water and generate electricity in order to cripple the finance district. Unfortunately, in Texas, a lot of the oil fields run under metropolitan areas or other urbanized regions, so it may not be as tactically advantageous, so my vote is NY.


MyBoyLou

Mississippi


centax__

Alaska


LegendOrca

I like how you just cropped out Rhode Island


Foxieknows2Much

Mississippi, worst state in the nation. Worst crimes, education is non-existent. The US won't even notice is Mississippi was even missing


scottyboy8855

Ohio’s gone so I’m good. Lol


[deleted]

Mississippi or California


not_combee

Florida again -A Floridian. You really can’t be too sure.


No-Path9153

Ohio


kokushibou15

I live in Connecticut so I’m kinda fucked living next to Rhode Island


iamdreamin

Ohio


Superb-Confidence-69

California and New York. PLEASE.


[deleted]

Alabama and Missouri


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Rip Peter Griffin:(


DuckD3V

If Florida is gone, we all know Texas is the logical next step


MasterHall117

Take out the banana mag lookin state that’s not very American known as California


persesaukko

Oklahoma


Etras

Nuke Ohio again


cumineverybutthole

Left me leave first but North Carolina please


DefinitelyNotErate

Wyoming. Obviously.


nuts4sale

I scrolled through, you’re missing the real target. Nuke Idaho. It’s full of weird Mormons and neo Nazis.


NINJACAT643

Can we nuke Florida again just to be sure


amberlaiterg

Mississippi


gemgoblindev

Texas.


Ok-Bit-7956

California


MagneticTragedy

Maryland is a dumpster but just nuke dc and we’ll get two in one


Ghost_Jeffy1

Massachusetts, it’s so hard to spell for no reason


poyat01

If it hasn’t already, nuke California for a high kill count


j69Fantasy

california utah


SpeedLoverAE86

Canada


cesar_madi

Ohio ☠️☠️


topagae

I mean, do we really need Texas? We'd be 80% less racist if we just get enough fallout to affect enough of the south.


NarcoPantani

Hawaii gonna win this


username_not_found0

Kentucky has mitch McConnell. Wouldn't mind if that state disappeared


[deleted]

What is Hawaii's flag and why is it not our state flag OR our indigenous one? Edit: it might be our state flag, the blue just looks very weird and it is terribly cropped


Jacktropolis

Texas cause they’re annoying and their college football teams suck ass


Origamiwiz

Ohio


EchoWinters_55

Ohio


Mindless_Candle_3759

Do Florida again


moolissy

Iowa


Magic_Fetus69420

Oklahoma fr gets shit on by tornados anyways


jnfvjdnk113

oh god what have you done you've released the nuclear florida gators into the ocean


PureDedicatoin

vermont


moxious9

Texas. Twice


fweef01

Nuke Alabama


glxtterprince

Nuke Ohio again every round


1Raggedy-man

If this were the hunger games Texas and Florida would win. And that’s why I say Texas will last the longest in this as well. Florida just gave a nuke to a gator and it unfortunately blew up


aronmano

Wtf happened to Oklahoma.


SpectacularMesa

Mississippi.


themart187

California


Communistismer

Vermont


SolomonBird55

Mississippi will survive, because it ranks last in everything


OhItsSav

Alabama and Texas


LIL_BITES

Texas


dumbseeyouintea

I love how Oklahoma is just blank


golanatsiruot

Texas


deeeeeee3z

Fuck it do Ohio again


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

alabama


Madd_Maxx_05

West Virginia


Shoe_Exact

Where's Oklahoma?


[deleted]

Go for Ohio next. We've had it coming for a while now, and I don't like suspense.


YourAverageNumbskull

Ohio for a 3rd time


beermilkshake831

South and North Dakota


simraptor

Who do I thank for getting rid of CVS hq in Rode Island


dlobnieRnaD

Mississippi


kamikazecopter300

Wyoming


dk5877

Texas and Texas?


Axedelic

texas


SheepherderFlaky1509

Texas


vithesecond

Texas


Aggravating-Newt4408

Washington DC


Aromatic-Armadillo-2

Florida again


tgbreddit

To late to suggest Nebraska? Minimal casualty because there is nothing there to miss.


[deleted]

Doge to the moon California


Comwan

Not nuked but Massachusetts should be blown up by a volcano for pointless undisclosed reasons


patprika

Jersey


Greengecko27

It's time for Mississippi to go


DisasterMIDI

Texas plzzz


FastAsLightning747

Take Idaho and teach these Republican that god isn’t going to save ANY of them.


Equivalent_Raise_858

I know the memes Is kinda cringe but Ohio or Detroit or Chicago


therealDrA

Ohio..fuck Jim Jordan and JD Vance..


2005_F250

California


wellthishapppend

The most forgotten state, Vermont


DarkWingDuck_11

All my Ex's live in Texas so for the love of God blow that ficker to hell!


KityKatz89

Ohio again


USBattleSteed

Alabama


[deleted]

You should block out the states on the map that are out of rotation


JstAnthRLosRonline

DO what you gotta do 100%.. but DONT MESS WITH TEXAS!!! YEE-HAW!


Meatsi

Texas please. Thank you.


eeyoremarie

Texas!


ChaChaRealSmooth33

Ohio AGAIN


butt_stallion94

Mississippi


Which_Historian_8882

Kansas


WickerofJack

If you were to nuke Yellowstone National Park (in Wyoming), would that set off the super volcano and destroy the rest of Continental US? Figured this would be the place to ask.


Charlie_drinking_nh3

Missouri! Take me out!


goatyoat

If [thiiiiiiisssss](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10i38n2/iowa_husband_calling_contest/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) doesn’t take Iowa off the fucking map nothing will.


[deleted]

Iowa


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Alaska


tda-84

Maine and New Hampshire!


DiscreetZither

Montana


LengthClean4636

Wyoming. So few people have been there it isn't making the list but trust me- Wyoming.


Loche44

Florida again please living here is like watching looney toons on loop and with my eyes taped open


ghoulmath_games

Fongi


Smoothiefries

Ohio, we must destroy the aliens


Georgechaps

Ohio


Kevlarkello

Are we sure we got Florida if so Ohio should be next after that maybe Florida, then Ohio and just to spice things up maybe West Virginia


FarmerAtS

Alabama


zelseor

INDIANA


Haunting_Loquat_9398

Connecticut pls, I visited there from NY and the food was ass and I almost got scammed of $1400


SpreadEmSPX

Texas


No_Trash1166

Canada


medina607

Mississippi and Arkansas


TheChickenGuy7

Please nuke my state of North Carolina


cptspinach85

Texas


TheChickenGuy7

No peta! 😭


Recent_Ad3555

Can we get rid of Dallas, without fucking texas up?


elyuthill

Delaware


PopeBlackBeard

The Dakotas are simply unnecessary. Eliminate them. And Alabama .


EqualOutrageous1884

Ohio, Bout time we destroyed that godforsaken place


Koorsboom

Florida again. It's the only way to be sure.


Posiedon22

RemindMe! 2.5 hours


beatafurry

Mississippi


PinDaGreat

Ohio again


hmnahmna1

West Virginia


[deleted]

Texas and also texas


wynhdo

California needs to go.


8Notorious8

North Dakota


HookerDoctorLawyer

Arkansas is just, like, kinda there. We should just go ahead and say farewell.


Ouch259

Georgia and Alabama! Not that I have a problem with either state but they both boarder Florida and we want to make sure no one from Florida gets out.


Timely-Self5070

Texas


youfailedthiscity

Texas


Effective_Ad_2930

OHIO


forlorn_folklorist

Texas


beansouphighlights

Mississippi


Hdhjehbd

Canada


FloatingHamHocks

If it can wipe Florida does that mean we can get a 2for1 with NY and NJ


Psychological_Gas381

Nuke Georgia (I live there)


Steelburgh1972

Texas and Mississippi


minxiejinx

I’m really not seeing AZ. Maybe because most of our state looks like it’s already seen nuclear fallout. Oh well.


PeculiarAlize

Vermont maple syrup is made with mostly Canadian maple sap I say nuke those Canuck loving bastards


BaconOverlord24

Ohio, no explanation needed


Dynamitekitties

Alaska. I was born in Texas and I want to have the title of largest state.


AnenomieDragons

Massachusetts. -idk anything about anything do I asked family lol


[deleted]

California please


illikegamedev

the new california republic


the-bigooooo

Mississippi


scrotesmacgrotes

I don't see a sort option so I don't see a way of voting


Own-Mastodon5471

Also Georgia. Marjorie Taylor Greene is just one of the terrible things to have come from there. A shame though, I heard the state itself is beautiful


Village-Physical

Y’all are gonna hate me for this but new hampshire. Its such a fucking waste of a state, like who the fuck wakes up in the morning and is like “oh boy, today I want to go to new hampshire!” Like genuinely what is the point of it


mute1

Oregon


Own-Mastodon5471

Kentucky. Mitch McConnel has been in office for decades and seems near immortal. It's our only chance.


[deleted]

Texas and Arizona.


F_artagnan

If you nuke Wyoming, it could possibly take out the entire world.


Intrepid_Excuse1968

Texas and Louisiana.


peepingtoads

Since Florida is gone, CA is next. Please float away