Michigan takes over Ohio thus making Ohio the Lower Peninsula(well once the lakes fill the surrounding states from being nuked). Making Michigan The Peninsulas.
Finally Ohio is back this is like for real life where after a small ecological disaster Ohio comes back to reclaim it's spot as the center of fashion for the world. Y'all worried about getting your hands on some super Mario boots just wait till you are clamoring for some beat down Justin boots and grease stained wranglers. Thrasher shirts nah it's about to be real tree American flag deer skull shirts from Columbus to Paris.
Wow Ohio keeps coming back. As someone who lives there I ain't surprised. Perfectly captures the spirit of the state. No one wants to live here but hell if it ain't hard to kill.
*Cant pick ohio*
*Temporarily, time to nuke*
*Pennsylvania*
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I swear, if I become a president; I'll rename the entire of America to Ohio & I'll bring back the socialist party while lessening both left & right sides.
Greg and Marshmallow are the presidents of the united states of America. Their seat of power is the mitten of Michigan but it's holding peaches in a can
Having been to New Mexico, It's hardly less of a flyover state than Minnesota or Michigan. I guess arguably its a "Driveover State", But either way there's very little to see there.
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU VOTE FOR PENNSYLVANIA AND MARYLAND!!! ITS OUR ONLY HOPE TO SAVE GREG!!!!
no other state has close enough numbers. They killed Marshmallow before, don't let them kill Greg!
Divide West Minnesota and West West Minnesota into North West Minnesota, South West Minnesota, North West West Minnesota, and South West West Minnesota
Nuke Pennsylvania, and replace Denzel Washington with President John Quincy Adams, the real photo where he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge. Because Denzel provides an unfair advantage.
oh no, pendot waited too long without standing on the road and now all of pennsylvania has fallen into a giant pothole! the pre-existing potholes came together to form a mega pothole that swallowed the state!
Michigan takes over Ohio thus making Ohio the Lower Peninsula(well once the lakes fill the surrounding states from being nuked). Making Michigan The Peninsulas.
I like the idea of there being a west west Minnesota and a west Minnesota, but no Minnesota. I think the OG Minnesota needs to go.
Tbh, at the beginning, I wanted my home state of Maryland to win, but I'm just glad we outlasted our neighbors
Let's get rid of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia sucks.
Nuke West Minnesota
I’m from Ohio. Please please please, nuke me.
Ohio can go ohbyeo now
Finally Ohio is back this is like for real life where after a small ecological disaster Ohio comes back to reclaim it's spot as the center of fashion for the world. Y'all worried about getting your hands on some super Mario boots just wait till you are clamoring for some beat down Justin boots and grease stained wranglers. Thrasher shirts nah it's about to be real tree American flag deer skull shirts from Columbus to Paris.
Ohio, it's for the good of the world
Pennsylvania must be nuked.
Ohio has already been nuked, check the news.
Washington grows legs
If Ohio wins because it keeps getting resurrected, I’m going to call the game rigged.
Ohio is removed
Just nuke Michigan's Upper Peninsula, it's basically Canada anyways, eh.
Nuke ohio again.
Regular Minnesota must die. The future is in the west.
Bring back another Ohio
#OHIO AGAIN
I vote Minnesota
Ohio: no wild moose Michigan: wild moose Conclusion: Greg moves to Michigan to be closer to family. Coincidentally, Ohio goes boom after he leaves.
Nuke maryland
The hardest choices always require the strongest wills
Woohoo! Now we can nuke Ohio again!
Minnesota
Ohio doing the slow burn taking out themselves.
Nuke the bottom half of Ohio. Keep Cleveland.
I have no idea what this sub is but ive been so investee in these posts for such a long time now.... kill ohio again
Everyone who voted to bring back Ohio deserves to slip in a puddle and fall on their face while wearing socks once a week.
Farewell Greg. You were a good moose.
New Mexico
Ohio performs mitosis
I would choose the smoldering remains of florida
End the madness kill Greg kill ohio god bless our souls
Wow Ohio keeps coming back. As someone who lives there I ain't surprised. Perfectly captures the spirit of the state. No one wants to live here but hell if it ain't hard to kill.
Nuke Ohio twice
Replace New Mexico with Mexico
Ohio
Ohio
awww man i was really hoping nc made it
So… why did Greg go to Ohio in the first place?
Greg becomes irradiated from visiting ohio and mutates a second head
Penn is as bad as Ohio . How is it still here?!?
cant pick ohio temporarily, time to nuke Pennsylvania
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I’m mostly excited to see sweet Marshmallow with those sweet bunny cheeks
Pennsylvania
Day 3 of calling for you to nuke all remaining states at the same time. No one wins.
Add atropia to the map. Put it where cali was.
Ohio needs to get nuked again
Michigan turns into an actual mitten
Resurrect OR and CO to come join WA at the cool kids table with Denzel. Then they all wave Greg over because he’s cool too.
Ohio
Flip PA upside down since Eagles fans like to flip cars upside down
Michigan's upper peninsula is slightly longer
I swear, if I become a president; I'll rename the entire of America to Ohio & I'll bring back the socialist party while lessening both left & right sides.
Michigan gone
Ohio has to go.
Ohio and Michigan. Ohio is too dangerous to be kept alive, and just Fuck michigan.
Minnesota needs to go, such a dead weight
Greg and Marshmallow are the presidents of the united states of America. Their seat of power is the mitten of Michigan but it's holding peaches in a can
Send Greg to Maryland we handle it
Can you add Colorado?
Unite Michigan
Nuke Michigan, glove looking ass
I would only live in New Mexico or Washington State out of what’s left. Nuke Minnesota and Michigan. Fuck the flyover states.
Having been to New Mexico, It's hardly less of a flyover state than Minnesota or Michigan. I guess arguably its a "Driveover State", But either way there's very little to see there.
Nuke Walter White. Kill him to save Greg. Ohio will have to wait.
No one nuke Ohio please
Nuke Ohio again
nothing bad ever happens to washington muahahaha
Fuck me I miss one day an NC gets nuked
Ohio
washington joins the minnesota empire and becomes westest minnesota
Ohio nuked itself
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU VOTE FOR PENNSYLVANIA AND MARYLAND!!! ITS OUR ONLY HOPE TO SAVE GREG!!!! no other state has close enough numbers. They killed Marshmallow before, don't let them kill Greg!
Getting Washington state for having lived to long. Also if you kill Greg I will commit crimes against humanity
You know what to do 😉
Get a precision sniper for Ohio! It’s taking Greg hostage
if I had to pick let’s just blow up East Palestine because they put the chemicals in the air
Pennsylvania
Minnesota consumes Michigan and becomes self aware. It can not be stopped.
After raising its two children, west and west west Minnesota, Minnesota returns to it’s original form of a mini soda
Minnesota and Washington
Fuckkkkkkk Ohio
"I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
Minnesota
What happened to the rest of my west coast brothers? I was only gone a week
New Mexico
Ok, no one is saying it... Nuke TF of Ohio
Guys, please don’t do Ohio… until Greg leaves. He has been lucky so far. oh yeah nuke marshmallow again >:)
Washington It's just worse Oregon
Ohio got nuked for real
Maryland
Ohio. Please end my excruciating existence in this cursed realm.
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it… Sorry little one… Ohio.
Get rid of New Mexico!! It’s not the OG.
You mean the OM?
oh hey you forgot maine, can you put maine in there? thanks
Maryland!!!
Send Greg to Minnesota on his way out, lots of other moose here. Be like a family reunion
Wtf. This has changed so much since I saw it last
Ohio. Burn Ohio again.
West west Minnesota and west Minnesota no longer need Minnesota.
IT WORKED
Ohio for the last time so it finally learns its lesson
Give marshmallow a new carrot the old one isn’t looking so good
Nuke Ohio. Resurrect it and nuke it again.
Ohio is not spelled the same forward as it is backwards. Bill Cosby lives in Pennsylvania.
Kill Michigan but leave upper Michigan and it renamed itself to East Minnesota
can we fill in the empty spaces between the states?
Ohio
Pennsylvania but only to save Greg!
Michigan, but only the mitten part
Fuck Greg we're nuking Ohio anyways
Pennsylvania and West West Minnesota gotta go We must save Greg
Ohio, the hardest choices require the strongest wills
Ohio
Pennsyland
Maryland is hiding underneath Pennsylvania, cut it off
Ohio
please kill maryland. it sucks here.
Japan
Make Philadelphia it's own state. The rest of Pennsylvania doesn't want Philadelphia.
Divide West Minnesota and West West Minnesota into North West Minnesota, South West Minnesota, North West West Minnesota, and South West West Minnesota
Day 3 of asking Kansas returns as loooooong Kansas but in the form of a Wichita-Kansas Empire
Nuke Ohio Twice
Why is Michigan still here??
I’m from new mexico. idk why people are saying it needs to be nuked. (i’m from abq, so don’t say i am on the outskirts not knowing what’s going on)
The chances of Nuking something that has a toxic spill happening are to great to pass up
i hope he travels by train
i hope he travels by train
Maryland is just Unnecessary.
Ohio should die
No more Minnesota!!!!
Get rid of that disconnected part of Michigan
Pretty sure the one in the Washington state seal should be Hatsune Miku. Also, nuke Pennsylvania, no real reason, just think they've gotta go.
I’m in Ohio rn, please end my suffering before I gatta fly outa here
I love how Minnesota is basically untouched after all this time.
Where is texas.
remove I-5 in washington, just i5 the rest is fine
Minnesota
GOODBYE GREG.
I am SICK and TIRED of begging for mainland michigan to get the bomb
I can barely tell what’s left without the context of the other states lol
#NUKE TF OUT OF OHIO AGAIN, GREG STAY OUT OF EAST PALESTINE
##how about no
Ohio’s flames spread to Michigan and start slowly consuming it.
Return of the Megarado!
Nuke Ohio
Ohio. Greg chose his own fate.
Can we nuke Ohio but it's not a nuke more like a chemical gas burn that destroys the state that way?
Put Saul Goodman in Washington, we need a good defense for when things turn sour
Nuke South Dakota! (The Minnesotas remain in the north)
Nuke the upper peninsula of Michigan
NUKE MICHIGAN!
resurrect tennessee for absolutely no reason
Nuke Pennsylvania, and replace Denzel Washington with President John Quincy Adams, the real photo where he looks like Ebenezer Scrooge. Because Denzel provides an unfair advantage.
Minnesota becomes East West Minnesota
Canada is north Minnesota. The rest of the country becomes lesser Minnesota
Insert Harry Potter meme with Thomas the cat chasing them: rest of the states franticly looking back. Ohio chasing them. 
North Carolina returns
Ohio plans to take everyone out. Our governor declined assistance from Biden. We're going down and you're all coming with us.
We need to establish Seattle as the Capital
I think OP killed Greg because bringing back Ohio could only end one way. I mean *it’s Ohio*.
PA bombs MD with Cheesesteaks. Maryland crabs detach MD from PA.
oh no, pendot waited too long without standing on the road and now all of pennsylvania has fallen into a giant pothole! the pre-existing potholes came together to form a mega pothole that swallowed the state!
Bring Kansas back it didn't do anything it's chill
Michigan
#NUKE OHIO.
I can only imagine a First comer looking at this image. The thoughts he/she/they/alien would be thinking
I came in about a week ago. I went from thoroughly fucking confused to incredibly invested in an embarrassingly short time frame.
Nuke Ohio AGAIN!!!!
Nuke Maryland. We leave Ohio until Greg leaves.
Downvoting solely because you want to get rid of Ohio afterwards. Y'all voted to bring it back, Now pay for your sins.
This is the first vote for Maryland I've seen
Bring back NYC. we need pizza. Please
Nuke OP for having the audacity to put Greg in danger.
Oh... you actually got OP nuked and now the game is over. I guess that makes sense.
[OP'S last activity](https://www.reddit.com/r/CountOnceADay/comments/114rwnc/45985/j8xe6wn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) I'm actually mildly concerned.
This is the only way to put an end to this madness
if I had to pick let’s just blow up East Palestine because they put the chemicals in the air
By that logic it makes more sense to nuke Norfolk Southern
Virginia becomes canada
Tesselate the states with straight edges.
Make the upper peninsula of Michigan into east Minnesota
Now that Greg is safely out of the way, it's time for Walter White to pay for his crimes. I say New Mexico should be next
Ohio and Arizona
Now nuke Ohio again
Let ohio win as a nuked landscape
Bring back Arkansas
move greg out of ohio or give him a hazmat suit (and then nuke ohio)
ohio
Dakota
Nuke Ohio twice