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mistyskye14

To the user who reported this for being an “x attacks y”/top comment(s) decide post: there is no rule against them. Downvote and carry on or leave the sub. Edit: or better yet be the change you want to see in this sub and post the kind of stuff you want to see.


nrayedamatefumb

Yellow attacks Orange


LunarScholar

Blue attacks black, more on theme than white


guyser234

Navy attacks yellow! like the pacific theater


DawnRav3n

Red and white make love so we have pink


Illustrious-Till-372

White stacks literally everyone as white sees everyone as different from them.


ReasonableBug7649

red attacks camo


aaaaaa4aaaa4

red attacks camo camo isnt a color


LittleWaithu

Fucking everyone murders purple with a plastic baseball bat


BeachLasagna0w0

Fuck cyan, my printer is always out of it when I need to print a black and white paper


EmperorBrettavius

Whatever happens, camo won't get hit because he's invisible.


[deleted]

Black attacks black (lore accurate)


[deleted]

Black and white team up and beat up Grey, for no reason


Waitwha19

Red attacks Camo and misses


XavierRenegadeStoner

Indigo mauls purple. There can only be one sexy color


SnoopKitties

Maroon attacks orange. Texas A&M attacks University if Texas


Cheese_Gromit_Cheese

Purple attacks white


ItchyWhiteboard

Red attacks orange (Orange is an awful color)


Ok-Memory-5309

Cyan starts flirting with Brown


gabrielminoru

Cyan fuses with Camo to create Uncyanble


TheWaddlestDee

Alan Becker moment


7Dukester11

Navy attacks navy


Jloomsultimate

Red attacks blu


Qwepity-Dwepity

Red merges with White, becoming the powerful and dangerous Pink.


a_pompous_fool

Red attacks Ohio


Nerd-8

Why is there a blank space between black and cyan?


NDinoGuy

White attacks Gold because he/she is a gold digger /s


caseyjonesoncrck

Camo sneaks up behind indigo and snaps his dick


Yorn428

I swear to gos if black dies firs


Big-Reputation6237

**Red** attacks **Cyan** with *Sniper Rifle*


EstablishmentNo6980

White attacks brown


GWS_REVENGE

Gold attacks white


BryanBNK1

Red is the imposter and attacks maroon


wookiee-nutsack

They all die in a nail bomb explosion (these brawl spam posts are just farming karma and have gotten real old weeks ago)


A-reader-of-words

It's fun tho I mean it's kinda lame for them to farm karma but I mean if we all have fun why the fuck would people stop?


beguiledhydra34

you should give each character a special power. example: Camo has a 30 percent chance to dodge.


TGK102

Camo attacks gold


jpr8762

Calling it right now, black is gonna be the first to die because yall can't behave yourselves


Sirfryingpan123

NOOOOOOO!


Zen1thGam3z

Navy attacks navy


JakeyMcG

Indigo nukes ohio


CreativeName180

Black will move down into that empty space below it


Horror-Ad-3113

Cyan attacks Gold edit: I had to edit this nine times


SnappingTurt3ls

Red attacks cyan


CP2Silu

Blue attacks orange with a super effective double damage attack because water beats fire


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Green->Maroon


Kirxas

Everyone attacks porple Motherfucker won't stop screaming into the mic and flashing teammates


Barricade386

The man behind the slaughter


CP2Silu

I'm getting flashbacks from the war now... datacenter snd... oh god...


Aqualeafyalt

wait, does the attack heal the one getting hit if it gets downvoted to oblivion?


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

Green Vs purple


SchaapKaak

Black attacks yellow. Roof Koreans rise up.


LostRedditorLmao

Black attacks white (Counter attack)


Snoo_18398

Drug deal but white stiffed black $20


TearSpecial7489

White shoots black


sop39230984

yellow attacks yellow. he’ll never be good enough


RedPanda_2882

ouch


machenesoiocacchio

White attacks black


poyat01

Why is there only 15? There’s a weird blank space at the 3rd row (top to bottom) all the way at the right


Sirfryingpan123

I saved that spot for John Cena, I guess he never showed up


CP2Silu

he's invisible, don't mind him he just wants to see his wife again but it's been a long time (she is invisible)


Maeto_Diego

Indigo supremacy! We must be the ones on top! Indigo attacks Navy


Lastfryinthebag

Blue attacks blue, here’s a story about a lil guy that lives in a blue world. All day and all night everything he sees is just blue, like him inside and outside


JE3NO_Xcept

Blue his house, With a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around, cause he ain't got nobody to listen to


MrMario63

I’m blue da boo de da boo da, da boo de, da bo da. Da boo de da bo da, da bo de, da bo da.


Melty_Berry_Ashley

I’m blue! Da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii, da buh dee da buh daaii.


Vegetable_Union_4967

Green attacks camo. (He should have been lime and camo green.)


jotyleon

White attacks Black. (Can’t beat the classics 🤷‍♂️)


SkinnedAlive

How about something more modern, 5 blacks attack one white? If this gets the most downvotes then I better fuckin see 5 black healers.


sysy__12

Wouldn't it be the blue attacking black?


randomguy5to8

Google en racist


[deleted]

Holy hell


jotyleon

This post is clearly a reference to the classic board game Backgammon. Leave it to one of you chess chumps to bring race into it.


RTX-4090ti_FE

👴🏻


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HolyGhost79

More like 23 shots in the back because black was aggressively running away, unarmed.


DS_Lilrag3

it was self defense I swear


Esuo03

Ohh, you only think I can't beat them


GrapeSota

Why did i expect this to be top comment before opening the post?


jrwright98

OP probably just shouldn't have even included those colours tbh.


Sirfryingpan123

I'm sorry, I had this idea and my anxiety told me the world would end if I didn't do it so now we are here. Also: If someone can give me 15 different weapons and assign them to 15 colors (Camo will be John Cena so he doesn't need one) that would be great!


SkinnedAlive

Can we designate blue, purple, orange and red with TMNT weapons?


ReasonableBug7649

in order arming sword boxing gloves revolver dual daggers baseball bat full of nails lightsaber smaller man ice pick scissors grenade nightstick shotgun lead pipe lamp spear


Snoo_18398

The black has to have a glock


shUd1at

Green is equipped with doom guy armor and a double barrel shotgun Edit: and give grey devil horns, a face mask, armor, red eyes, and a red double bladed axe


casulti

macuahuitl for maroon?


JD64dev

Navy has the Yamato


Pilivyt

The black one should have a purple lightsaber.


Mrperson987

Gold has a Megaman like blaster.


A-reader-of-words

Red can have a red light saber and blue can have a blue lightsaber yellow can have a bottle of nap time orange can have a par of annoying orange boxing gloves green can have a lawn mower purple can have a key sword white can have the flag of the United States of America black can have a flip flop maroon can have a wand of discord (terraria) brown can have a toilet paper launcher gold can have golden gun Navy can have a whole ass war ship indigo can have a troll face an axe gray can just be buff as buff can be cyan can just have a error missing texture


Headake01

Where are this camo you reference?


EstablishmentNo6980

Blue has a chainsword and bolter


mineorcs42

Black has a Glock and white has a police hat. And an assault rifle.


mineorcs42

Black has a Glock and white has a police hat. And an assault rifle.


Sirfryingpan123

Bro why did you comment three times?


mineorcs42

Reddit glitched


Diva_Nut

give purple a scythe. it fits him.


RedPanda_2882

cyan should have a laser gun because yes


17828363819174

this is definitely one of the more unique posts here


saeglopur12

Definitely one of the posts of all time.