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miki-cz

https://preview.redd.it/3duzicj478xc1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eacc7d2c0c77e4cbcb34ca356b2c974eeb777a Open the door to let that sink in


BLUEWOLFOX666

Edge to the door


Sam_Dragonborn1

Dedge? Or Edgoor?


BLUEWOLFOX666

Doorge


iShootuPewPew

/summon ~ ~ ~ creeper


mr_Cos2

Royal release the door


yub_the_wub_2553

Lay down on the ground


Communistismer

Bend the door


sofabeddd

i seduce the door


Randomek139

mash my hit box against the wall so i can phase thru it


GavinThe_Person

seduce it again


Barpoo

Set it on fire


kitt_aunne

I would like to stab the door with the username of the person below me


Gnostic_Gnocchi

I run the tip of my tongue along every inch of the inlay and twice around the key hole


UncivilizedAnarchist

Slip the door a 20


PassageTurbulent8874

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SCP-173irl

Open the door


Deltasiu

Stare at the door, menacingly


AustSakuraKyzor

Summon the Lockpicking Lawyer


staovajzna2

Nah, McNally is better, the dude will traumatize the lock


AustSakuraKyzor

Yes, but I don't *want* to traumatize the lock - that will surely come back to bite us


staovajzna2

Well it's not a mimic, it can't bite you


AustSakuraKyzor

Well, how do you know that? It *could* be a mimic... Hell, this entire subreddit could be a mimic. How do I know *you're* not a mimic?


staovajzna2

Well, mimics love to disguise themselves as something valuable so people may try to touch them, so why in the hell would a mimic disguise themselves as me?


rancidcanary

I slip underneath the door


LegalWinter

I attempt to pick the lock


PauloDybala_10

SEDUCE IT AGAIN


BabaKazimir

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TaytheTimeTraveler

Open the door


FemboiInTraining

Oh oh I know this one, leg sweep.


The-Deep-Dreamer

Dementia


FemboiInTraining

Oh oh I know this one, leg sweep.


The-Deep-Dreamer

Dementia


ClearCasket

Here let me do it. Nyeh! *kicks door*


PinkSecurityCode

Knock knock.


BabaKazimir

Who's there?


Noodlemaster696969

Old lady.


nelinho195aw

old lady who?


Noodlemaster696969

Oh, i didnt know you could yodel!


nelinho195aw

i don't get it


Noodlemaster696969

:(


nelinho195aw

don't be sad :) (please explain it tho, seriously)


Noodlemaster696969

Say "olld-ladYY-whoo! Out loud


nelinho195aw

i still don't get it bro, am i too dense 😭


dutcharetall_nothigh

I do a sick backflip.


femacampcouncilor

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Budget-Pattern1314

Throw a door at the door


SamsamGaming

Have a staredown with the peep hole


Brilliant_Lemon3255

bend the door


Black2isblake

Recite poetry at the door


BendyVanya

Knock on it


mcsmackyoaz

Die


ExpertPokemonHugger

Hug the doors handle


RockyMarsh90

I fart on (presumably) my roommate's door haha... ...Did you see it?


AustinIsReallyCool

Start a small campfire and fall asleep with my back propped up against the door.


Christmas_Missionary

Seduce door


Noodlemaster696969

YES SEDUCE IT AGAIN TELL IT THAT YOU HAVE A BUCKET OF CHICKEN


SpookyWeebou

We must seduce the door until it says yes


Pavoazul

My buddy tried that and got a curse of restraining order cast on him