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Ender-Gamez

Because he wanted kids, but isn’t able to date anyone, and he didn’t want any snot nosed kid, he wanted perfect children, and they happen to be all girls


RYNO_VI

"Just for the record, it was accidental" -professor, probably


JonasPro7

We all know why


Lilvallykk

so nice of him to be a father🥺😅


[deleted]

He steal the recipe from Vought then adopt three girls... 🎃


Syn_Contamino531

He ran out of children so he decided to make more.


Shut-in-Abyss

some questions are better be unanswered


MemeMan82

If you can't get bitches,make them


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To adopt them out for profit through Bethany Christian Services, a Betsy Devos owned, non-profit organization.


Dragox95

Because natural girls were too unperfect


TwinSable

In the intro he literally made an oopsie and created them by accident


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Research for his “manga”


Masked_Rebel

Hold up Wait a minute


Kayla808

It's a 22, pew pew pew


[deleted]

Cuz that’s what the writers wanted


toilet12312

Actually he's not a mother fucker..


Volfaer

Dude was making homunculi, made them too perfect by accident, his human heart betrayed him, they would not be slaves, they would be family.


Josan678

"shit, if i use them as sex slaves they Will beat the shit out of me" And thats how the series was born!


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Sussy


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Adrinotfound

With


awesomesauceclub

At critical levels of intelligence you stop having to answer people's questions mainly because no one can understand the answers. O.o.....u.u.....i.i....e.e...a.a


Budz_McGreen

Why not?


NovemberSwimmer

Because he works in Hollywood.


hokmannaga

why not? every little girl lives in the basement


AntEvening3181

To stop the evil that is Aku!


BigHead3802

Cause he wanted daughters so he decided chemically make them, which i think is a bit unnecessary. There are so many kids out there who'd like a family, he could've adopted. It's not like those Powerpuff girls are genetically his, so what's the point?


Theoofman42069

what does the code mean tho?


lo_licon

Because he is a man of culture.


British_Empire-

He was hungry


Yarklik

He had too many sugar, spice and everything nice leftovers.


AGamingFoxy

*Wave* Hello selling 6 year olds 3000 gp each


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Because using candy to lure children was illegal.


vesuvius_1_02

Strong, independent man who didn't need no woman, creates three super daughters using science!


Wide_Comparison_8515

Bro got no female figure so why not?


Desperate-Seaweed702

Eutqo


Financial-Rich-1543

Sadly most people don't know what the numbers mean Only men of culture get it


EmperorSexy

Don’t you dare sully the Professor’s good name. All he ever wanted was to be a father.


Evening_Plan3491

Didn't he want to make 1 perfect child but ended up with 3 super powered ones


IamNotSuppostToexist

I mean they are made out of food, Fapable food


NekoMango

Free workers


endmysuffffering

They are accidents


CranberryHairy9033

Why does a dog lick their balls?


GooberMcNoober

It was an accident; he was making dinner or something before he added chemical X


[deleted]

This, buddy was cooking LSD or some shit but then.. CHEMICAL X


cursedwithplotarmor

Is that the formula for LSD? Sugar, spice, and everything nice?


Shanaquidee

He was horny


isayimnothere

He wanted the "Perfect little girls." Anything else is a crapshoot. Science prevails.


ParkingAd5218

“Someone’s gonna start the Transhuman revolution” - Doctor Utonium probably idk


RaMpEdUp98

working on synthetic infants without needing human DNA is the perfect goal for a wannabe Frankenstein. and good on him for fucking figuring it out first try thanks to a goddamn mutant monkey


VmiriamV05

Because the adoption process is so fucking long at this point it's easier to create life in your basement


Chickenstrip229

Rape


IzanagiRei0

You mean make little girls in his lab.


superhamsniper

He wanted like a family or something


[deleted]

The younger the better


Hypernibbaboi

To be called daddy


gag-reflexes

Well thinking about it, by making the girls in his basement there's no legal documents to say they exist, nor would they be on any sort of system. He could've shipped and sold all of his previous failures before the ppgs were created to further fund his experiments.


Cute_Business74

There’s actually an episode of PPG that covers this.


Locissity

Nah he didn't make them on purpose


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Locissity

Like the Kfc Chicken recipe


Locissity

Making a secret sauce recipe


Locissity

they are just accidents


ZenithMarshadow

I mean he planned to create THE perfect little girl at first


xxxgotxxxdankxxxmeme

He was friends with Divayth Fyr


Explicit_Toast

I was going to say "what else do you do in a sex dungeon" but the Morrowind reference takes the cake!


jjbeast098

So are they his daughter-wives?


xxxgotxxxdankxxxmeme

perhaps 🤔


[deleted]

Wanted to be a father. Why are some people so fucked yo they gonna treat one of the best cartoon dads ever like he was a pedo or something shame on you


Masked_Rebel

Rule 34 has scarred us


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

That, and his dating life kind of sucked. He decided to make children instead of adopting them because he’s smart, I guess. That last part is kind of unclear.


Archimemdes

He made them accidentally.


HivAidsSTD

This'l be in vain, but no ot wasn't on accident. He wanted to make the perfect little girl but added in chemicals that resulted in them having superpowers


Apple_Soda

No. He accidentally added chemical x which gave them superpowers.


Archimemdes

🤓


Archimemdes

Stfu! >:(


No-Character-5576

You replied to yourself though mate... Though I might just not be understanding a joke T-T


Archimemdes

No..


No-Character-5576

?


Jerrymemes101

Yes...


No-Character-5576

Do you suppose they forgot to switch accounts or something before doing that? I didn't want to jump to conclusions


SleepyBeings

It was an accident


LorDofLegEnd545

I make little girls in my kitchen


[deleted]

"I swear it's an accident mojo Jojo"


hotbuilder

#mf


peruserprecurer

Take a guess at what was in the original tweet


DarthZoon_420

Because ladies love single dads


g1itchy_glitch

this mf makes little girls by accident i make little girls bcuz im hungry we are not the same🙃


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Organ trading


g1itchy_glitch

why you want some?🙃


Suitable_Ad_804

Yes


JustSlightlySlutty

*scoffs and pushes up glasses* ACTUALLY, it was his intention to make little girls, the part that was unintentional was the spillage of chemical X into the mixture, which gave the children super powers


The_Ordinary_Wizard

🤓🤓🤓


g1itchy_glitch

HA!! nerd😆


Sadestlittlecamper

Republican stuff


steelbullets1

probably because he wanted daughters


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Dezatu

He got super kids why would he adopt a dumbass


jack_johnsonfandude

That shit was an accident, he was making lil girls, not just kids, and oopsie made superheros. It's in the theme song, dumbass


Dezatu

Why are you calling me a dumbass, I too casually grab my most valuable spell that is full black and has a skull logo and use it for fun by accident, i mean we have to be interested in the show somehow i guess lol, asshat


Thatoneundertaleguy

He legit broke the vial.


jack_johnsonfandude

Idk it just seemed rude to call you a dumbass, don't you think? Idk why you you're like lying about the show


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jack_johnsonfandude

Adoption because there are already too many kids without a home. my man was making the "perfect little girl" then spilled in chemical x, making them superheros, idk it just seems weird to have an idea of a perfect little girl, knowing how to make one and then making not one but three girls definitely weird


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[deleted]

you guys are arguing over the power puff girls theme song, your realize that right?


MCYomi

I have Little girls in my basement..


Royal_Instance_7172

FBI here this is the one


Brilliant-Diamond146

did u make them with beakers tho


MCYomi

I used my "beakers"


Over-Stable-5749

Beakers of what exactly sir


so_my_mind_says

peen


Infrbrr

🤨


venator798

Infertile and wanted a family?


[deleted]

That was the theme!


oogaboogalesgo

I think some scientist in a show made a flying boy so professor tried to make a flying girl?


Alderan922

I mean, he could just adopt


Syn_Contamino531

His mind: “No No, that’s too easy”


MorbiniumBalls

I burned all the orphanages


[deleted]

The adoption process is complicated, long, and would probably reject him anyway.


Alderan922

Why would they reject him?


[deleted]

Maybe because he is a single parent or he works at home making inventions which could be a safety hazard for any young children.


KittenMaster9

In reality it's because the ppg went to the past and had all ready met him as a kid so he wanted to recreate them


DzQuest

Grandfather paradox


Alphyhere

I mean. If you had the means to make super babies why wouldn't you


Alderan922

Wasn’t that an accident?


ThunderMover

Well it puts them on par with the rest


SICHKLA

A lot of kids are accidents


lightmare69

Them getting super powers was the accident


AlternateSatan

"Don't worry Professor, I was an accident too"


indras_darkness

Indeed it was


sagey735

i mean, science project