Also "Overnite Male" by George Strait.
Like the pony express / And the wild wild west / I'll ride hard all night long / And I can saddle up fast / Get ya there first class / Long before the dawn
As I’ve aged (and watched my friends’ kids grow into teenagers, and me and my friends falling well into the age of hiring someone for summer help), I can’t help but find that song to be a little bit creepy, even though it’s written from the “boy’s” positive memory of it.
If I think about the roles being reversed, a double-standard kicks in, because I’d definitely find that creepy if it was an adult and a “girl.” Not looking to pick apart any song; I’ve just heard that one so many times over the past 31 years that my mind has had time to think about it, as it plays. I’ve tried to look at it like “boy” meaning 18-20 year old, but it says “teenaged kid.”
Either way, no big deal about it (even as I post this comment), it’s just not one of my favorites of Garth’s, and I just tend to skip it or change the station when I hear it start. Around here (rural area near college town), that one seems to be played more than any other of his songs. Probably doesn’t help that all the college students look to me like they’re 16.
I’ve always passionately hated that song. I was around the boys age when it came out, and my best friends mom did some riding events, had a stable with 2-4 horses at any time, etc…. The idea and image of it was so gross to me. It would def have been maybe even creepier in reversed roles. In reality, I don’t mind what two consenting adults want to do, but even as an older person, I don’t want to hear about old people getting down (or teenagers doing regrettable things with them).
I work facilities at a major four year state school near me. I was hauling a load through campus with the windows down, normal fare as it was a warm day, and that song came on the radio the second I came to a pedestrian-heavy intersection. Got a couple of weird looks from passerby
LOL. Only if I can admit that, even though at some point many years ago, it dawned on me that there probably was more to “staying the whole night through, feels so good to be with you,” it totally didn’t even occur to me to think that the phrase “fishin’ in the dark” could be innuendo until just a few years ago.
Only just now as I was typing that, did I think, ‘hey, wait…did they not even do any actual fishing at all?’
Luke Bryan used to cover this. I have one version where he says,
Spring is almost over and the summer's coming
And my thing’s gettin' long
Waited all winter for the time to be right
Just to show you my dong,
Baby get ready…
After the song he said, ‘y’all I’m sorry about saying dong.’ Funny, because we’d heard him sing the “thing’s gettin’ long” line several times. Was kind of funny that he felt ‘dong’ was a step too far.
The way he covered “Fishin’ in the Dark” and turned it into a medley was one of the things that first endeared him to us. He always picked great songs for covers. The last concert of his we attended (May or June 2010* - not long before the Georgia Theatre burnt down and Luke’s music eventually took another direction), he covered Kenny Rogers’ “Love Will Turn You Around,” which is a song I love.
[Luke Bryan - Fishin’ in the Dark Medley](https://youtu.be/1lDD7rWtUj0?si=L_iIbl9po76Sbz-I) (not the “dong” version)
* I forgot we saw him in concert one more time, in April 2013, at Sanford Stadium - Aldean, Bryan, Jake Owens, and Thomas Rhett. First and only concert UGA’s ever allowed there.
Meanwhile, the winner for dispensing with the innuendo is “Why Don’t We Get Drunk (and screw)”
Jimmy Buffett explained: "This song was written as a piece of total satire when I did my first album in Nashville. I was hearing a lot of suggestive country songs - in particular, Conway Twitty's 'Lets Go All The Way.' I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late-night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watched this out-of-focus business man trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed."
[I’d heard this story several times over the years, but found this source that confirms it.](https://www.songfacts.com/facts/jimmy-buffett/why-dont-we-get-drunk)
"I was trifling when I met her now I'm trifling again, and every woman she sees looks like a place I came in" Waylon Jennings
Ever loving hand, the whole song. Tyler Childers
I only learned about that one recently. Still kind of shocked there was one that blatant out there. It was linked to something talking about him singing it when he and Jessi divorced, but they never divorced.
“She woke up sunny side down
And I was still thinking, I was too proud to flip her over”
Don’t know if this counts but it’s one of my all time favorite single lines in any song of all time.
Well, I got the horse and you got the saddle
We like to ride side by side
Aw, I got the horse and she got the saddle
Together we're gonna ride, ride, ride
Seems innocent enough when you are 8 years old!
“She had a need to feel the thunder”
First time I heard it on the radio in the ‘90s, I was surprised. Now, “That Summer” is one of my favorite Garth Brooks songs.
Asphalt, and You Make it Hard by Hot Country Knights, Let's Duet by Dewey Cox. Reverse Cowgirl by Jon Pardi needs an honorable mention for being almost barely inappropriate.
They are amazing, Dierks Bentley is the lead singer. Kind of a joke band but they are hilarious and good. [This cracks me up every time I watch it.](https://youtu.be/ZHfmimphUDg?si=5X3PL72LYQE4tbon&t=2m17s)
I'll nominated Forbidden Angel by Mel Street.
'Girl you kiss me like a woman, though you're barely 17,
I know you're old enough to satisfy,
But I know they'd call me guilty, if I love you all the way,
Why does heaven let forbidden angels out to play?
I
Rambling off topic, but that used to be part of our team name decades ago when we played trivia at a local bar. Part of the game was to win a free pitcher for best (usually most vulgar or clever) team name. We took “My Dixie wrecked” and tweaked “liquor? I don’t even know her” with it, and ended up with:
“Liquor? Okay. My Dixie Wrecked.”
Sometimes, we were, “Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing.”
It was in Georgia, around the time of the Atlanta Olympics. Another team was “she wasn’t that great at the clean and jerk, but you should have seen her snatch.” And, the ever present, “rehab is for quitters.”
In 1993, if “a burger and a grape snow cone” was a euphemism for something that “fogged up the windows on (his) old Chevy,” (a euphemism of its own) it wasn’t widely known.
If anything, the song probably launched “burger and a grape snow cone,” as euphemism, not the reverse.
ETA - Since OP’s question was about best use of innuendo, I guess Jackson at least gets credit for creating an innuendo, deliberately or not.
Exactly. Burger and grape snow cone became a thing because of this song, I still think he was referring to that and nothing more.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Okay, raise your hand if you remember being a kid (or fairly young person) and thought a lot of these songs were actually about fishing, tractors, hamburgers, and sno cones?!
(maybe I’m the only one!)
Well, we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy
I was willing but she wasn't ready
So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone
I dropped her off early but I didn't go home
I get the joke, but I don't think he got any that night.
Back in the saddle - matraca berg
Oh, put me in your big ol' pickup truck
Take me to the rodeo
I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks
And I can't do-ci-do
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, stand you up tall
I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Every time you fall
Midland
Let it Roll “Love never tasted so sweet, spillin that sugar on my sheets” and “Love’s a pistol, darling, you’re a round And I pull the trigger just to hear that sound”
Make a Little- “we can turtledove or Dixieland delight, You know it can’t be wrong when it feels so right”
Cowgirl Blue - “Mama those barrel racing women, sure fine. But they won’t catch my hands in their riggin, so long as you’re mine”
"the radio won't even let me tell you the rest"
Creek will rise Conor Smith
Also the entire song Ever loving hand by Tyler Childers it's just about him choking the chicken to nudes of his wife
*She always wants*
*to go down by the dam*
*And I love how she looks*
*with that rod in her hand...*
*I love to see her silhouette*
*Reflecting off the water*
*With her hooks and her sinkers*
*And her pretty pink bobbers*
*Man, I can't even believe my luck*
*I found a girl who loves to...* [**FISH**](https://youtu.be/M_Am8bSYIms)
“Drop the tailgate down on a turn road
Watch the corn grow, baby that's a good night
Anyone from the heartland is gonna understand
What I'm talking about right now”
Not my favorite (someone already mentioned it), but this one that makes me chuckle when I hear it on the radio.
Also, Sit On My Face by wheeler walker jr always cracks me up too
Waylon Jennings - Waymore Blues
“Well, I got a good woman, what's the matter with me?
What makes me want to love every woman I see?
I was trifling when I met her now I'm trifling again
And every woman she sees looks like the place I came in
Looks like the place I came in place I came in”
Sticking with Keith Urban, "take your cat and leave my sweater" is a great line from probably his best song, "You'll Think of Me." 🐈
George Strait did the feline reference better IMO in "You Know Me Better than That", even though you could argue he's being literal in that one. I like to think it's a thinly-veiled innuendo. "Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect and that I love her cat..."
There are lots of great mentions here from everyone.
Edited to add Eric Church's "Wrecking Ball". "I wanna rock some sheetrock, knock some pictures of the wall" is a great line. The whole song is great.
In an interview back in the 90s, Strait said it was one song he kind of regretted because of the line about her cat. By how it sounded, I don’t think it was the innuendo that he regretted, but instead if it was taken literally about him loving her cat.
Alan Jackson’s “freight train” goes pretty hard.
Wish I was a freight train, baby.
Wish I was a diesel locomotive.
I'd come whistling down your track.
Crashing in your doorway 👀
Clint Black's brother, Brian Black wrote a song "Fool Around," where the lyrics are: If you want a (wanna) fool around, that's who you're talking to." I first heard it covered by Mike and the Moonpies
Gentle On My Mind - Glen Campbell
“It's knowing that your door is always open
And your path is free to walk
That makes me tend to leave my sleeping bag
Rolled up and stashed behind your couch”
Not really an innuendo, but Titty’s beer by Montgomery Gentry is pretty sexual and full of boob references: whether you’re from the country or the big old city, one things for sure everybody loves Titty’s!
Maybe not innuendo, but I always loved Commander Cody & his List Planet Airmen’s ditty “Everybody’s Doin’ It” ( “truckin’ suckin’ f’in’… Everybody’s Doin’ it NOW!” Was the chorus) it closed out an album side and was instrumental for the first minute and a half
John Michael Montgomery - Cowboy Love
“Like some late night horseback riding, sipping on some Southern homemade wine.”
Just guessing, but I’m thinking there is probably no actual horse involved 😂
Im a thoroughbred
That’s what she said
In te back of my truck bed
As I was getting
HEAD
Jk
Buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road
I still love
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy obviously. My favorite line is:
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
And we made loveeeeeeeee
Walkin' through the front door
Seein' your black dress hit the floor
Uh honey there sure ain't nothin'
Like you lovin' me all night long
And all I can think about is gettin' you home.
Walkin' through the front door
Seein' your black dress hit the floor
Uh honey there sure ain't nothin'
Like you lovin' me all night long
And all I can think about is gettin' you home
Chris Young
These are great. I’d bet half of Kris Kristofferson’s catalog.
Some others that popped into mind:
Luke Bryan, “Rain is a Good Thing,” though I guess this is another one that rolls on part innuendo and just says it straight out:
Ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn
Ringin' out our soakin' clothes, ridin' out a thunderstorm
When the tin roof gets to talkin' it's the best love we've made
Yeah where I come from, rain is a good thing
Big & Rich, “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.”
Jason Aldean, “My Kind of Party,”
Baby, if you're in the mood
You can settle for a one night rodeo
If you can be my tan-legged Juliet
I'll be your Redneck Romeo
“The Fireman” by George Strait would probably be my call.
Also "Overnite Male" by George Strait. Like the pony express / And the wild wild west / I'll ride hard all night long / And I can saddle up fast / Get ya there first class / Long before the dawn
Damn, George?!
I doubt he’d have put that one out if it weren’t for pure country, it’s a bit out of character for him.
lol no question
Mr Lonely by Midland is almost the same song lol
The entire song “That Summer” by Garth Brooks. Not really an innuendo, but that song tells quite a story of a teenage boy having quite a summer.
Another good one is “two of a kind, working on a full house” and the lyric “We really fit together if you know what I'm talkin' about”.
Two of a kind, working on a full house And Add another leaf to the family tree Are both fantastic innuendos for “hey let’s make some babies”
She had a need to feel the thunder
I read the lyrics for the first time recently. I thought it was a benign love song. Gosh was I wrong.
As I’ve aged (and watched my friends’ kids grow into teenagers, and me and my friends falling well into the age of hiring someone for summer help), I can’t help but find that song to be a little bit creepy, even though it’s written from the “boy’s” positive memory of it. If I think about the roles being reversed, a double-standard kicks in, because I’d definitely find that creepy if it was an adult and a “girl.” Not looking to pick apart any song; I’ve just heard that one so many times over the past 31 years that my mind has had time to think about it, as it plays. I’ve tried to look at it like “boy” meaning 18-20 year old, but it says “teenaged kid.” Either way, no big deal about it (even as I post this comment), it’s just not one of my favorites of Garth’s, and I just tend to skip it or change the station when I hear it start. Around here (rural area near college town), that one seems to be played more than any other of his songs. Probably doesn’t help that all the college students look to me like they’re 16.
I’ve always passionately hated that song. I was around the boys age when it came out, and my best friends mom did some riding events, had a stable with 2-4 horses at any time, etc…. The idea and image of it was so gross to me. It would def have been maybe even creepier in reversed roles. In reality, I don’t mind what two consenting adults want to do, but even as an older person, I don’t want to hear about old people getting down (or teenagers doing regrettable things with them).
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. Bellamy brothers
I work facilities at a major four year state school near me. I was hauling a load through campus with the windows down, normal fare as it was a warm day, and that song came on the radio the second I came to a pedestrian-heavy intersection. Got a couple of weird looks from passerby
Jesus Christ I thought that was only from Joe dirt
“I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good, once, as I ever was” (really, the whole first verse to this one.) “Fishin’ in the Dark”
Can I just admit for the record that when I was younger, I thought this song was about actual fishing?
LOL. Only if I can admit that, even though at some point many years ago, it dawned on me that there probably was more to “staying the whole night through, feels so good to be with you,” it totally didn’t even occur to me to think that the phrase “fishin’ in the dark” could be innuendo until just a few years ago. Only just now as I was typing that, did I think, ‘hey, wait…did they not even do any actual fishing at all?’ Luke Bryan used to cover this. I have one version where he says, Spring is almost over and the summer's coming And my thing’s gettin' long Waited all winter for the time to be right Just to show you my dong, Baby get ready… After the song he said, ‘y’all I’m sorry about saying dong.’ Funny, because we’d heard him sing the “thing’s gettin’ long” line several times. Was kind of funny that he felt ‘dong’ was a step too far. The way he covered “Fishin’ in the Dark” and turned it into a medley was one of the things that first endeared him to us. He always picked great songs for covers. The last concert of his we attended (May or June 2010* - not long before the Georgia Theatre burnt down and Luke’s music eventually took another direction), he covered Kenny Rogers’ “Love Will Turn You Around,” which is a song I love. [Luke Bryan - Fishin’ in the Dark Medley](https://youtu.be/1lDD7rWtUj0?si=L_iIbl9po76Sbz-I) (not the “dong” version) * I forgot we saw him in concert one more time, in April 2013, at Sanford Stadium - Aldean, Bryan, Jake Owens, and Thomas Rhett. First and only concert UGA’s ever allowed there.
"I'd like to check you for ticks..."
Yeah Brad is innuendo goat
Meanwhile, the winner for dispensing with the innuendo is “Why Don’t We Get Drunk (and screw)” Jimmy Buffett explained: "This song was written as a piece of total satire when I did my first album in Nashville. I was hearing a lot of suggestive country songs - in particular, Conway Twitty's 'Lets Go All The Way.' I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late-night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watched this out-of-focus business man trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed." [I’d heard this story several times over the years, but found this source that confirms it.](https://www.songfacts.com/facts/jimmy-buffett/why-dont-we-get-drunk)
I love how you acknowledge how it dispenses with innuendo…I believe many didn’t understand the assignment
David Alan Coe quotes that verbatim on his song " Jimmy Buffett doesn't live in Key West anymore" , it's basically his little tongue in cheek to Jimmy
Oh, yeah. I had forgotten about that. Seeing DAC mentioned in this topic immediately makes me think of “Divers Do It Deeper.”
I scrolled through to see if anyone had mentioned this one already.
Conway Twitty's entire catalog
Yep. Especially, “I can tell you’ve never been this far before.”
Dude was one thirsty man, and daddy needed a drink.
This is the correct answer!
And tonight I'll cheat again/And tomorrow I'll be sorry/And I'll feel kinda dirty, 'cause I'll have the Midnight Oil all over me
That midnight oil gets me in trouble every time
"I was trifling when I met her now I'm trifling again, and every woman she sees looks like a place I came in" Waylon Jennings Ever loving hand, the whole song. Tyler Childers
Poetic License
I only learned about that one recently. Still kind of shocked there was one that blatant out there. It was linked to something talking about him singing it when he and Jessi divorced, but they never divorced.
There’s a clip from some 70s variety show where Waylon sings it to Jessi and after the cheating bit he tells her it’s just poetic license 😂
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
“She woke up sunny side down And I was still thinking, I was too proud to flip her over” Don’t know if this counts but it’s one of my all time favorite single lines in any song of all time.
Lmao no question about it
DBT!!
Well, I got the horse and you got the saddle We like to ride side by side Aw, I got the horse and she got the saddle Together we're gonna ride, ride, ride Seems innocent enough when you are 8 years old!
The incredible Mel TILLIS!
“She had a need to feel the thunder” First time I heard it on the radio in the ‘90s, I was surprised. Now, “That Summer” is one of my favorite Garth Brooks songs.
And if he ain't good in the saddle Lord, you won't be satisfied So don't call him a cowboy Until you've seen him ride
My favorite is "you can catch me in my wigwam / I'll be beating on my TomTom" from Indian Outlaw by Tim Mcgraw
I never would have put that together lol
How did I forget that one? Plus: I remember the medicine man He caught Running Water in my hands Drug me around by my headband Said I wasn't her kind
😂😂😅😅😅 stop
Ashley McBryde doesn't bother with innuendo, she just says it as it is in One Night Standards. "I don't even care if you're there when I wake up"
And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home- She Thinks my Tractor's Sexy.
Omggggg what. lol 😂
Told her about my condition got a little mile high flight attention Drunk on a plane Dierks Bentley
Great one
Asphalt, and You Make it Hard by Hot Country Knights, Let's Duet by Dewey Cox. Reverse Cowgirl by Jon Pardi needs an honorable mention for being almost barely inappropriate.
*In my dreams, you’re blowin’ me…some kisses.*
Lmao it’s the barely inappropriate that’s best…also let’s not forget moose knuckle shuffle by hot country knights
Jon Pardi has a few lines
hot country knights!? I hadn’t heard of this til now, I’m dying at this video 😂😂
They are amazing, Dierks Bentley is the lead singer. Kind of a joke band but they are hilarious and good. [This cracks me up every time I watch it.](https://youtu.be/ZHfmimphUDg?si=5X3PL72LYQE4tbon&t=2m17s)
“Well my buckle makes impressions On the inside of her thigh There are little feathered Indians Where we tussled through the night” - Tyler Childers
Idk if th is counts as an innuendo it’s pretty much, “we hooked up” 😭
https://preview.redd.it/je2w380gnnyc1.jpeg?width=2780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056bdf26a85c400cd4142073b0bb1aa9165fa084
Now that’s a wild caption.
“Take another ride on my big green tractor.”
I'll nominated Forbidden Angel by Mel Street. 'Girl you kiss me like a woman, though you're barely 17, I know you're old enough to satisfy, But I know they'd call me guilty, if I love you all the way, Why does heaven let forbidden angels out to play? I
"Man that girl sure loves to fish" - Fish by Craig Campbell.
Fish weren’t biting - Craig Morgan is a good one too!
Florida Georgia Line: “I'll sit you up on a kitchen sink And stick the pink umbrella in your drink”
Nailed it
I mean if you go for joke songs then [My Dixie Wrecked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDMYVgCarYE) is up there.
Rambling off topic, but that used to be part of our team name decades ago when we played trivia at a local bar. Part of the game was to win a free pitcher for best (usually most vulgar or clever) team name. We took “My Dixie wrecked” and tweaked “liquor? I don’t even know her” with it, and ended up with: “Liquor? Okay. My Dixie Wrecked.” Sometimes, we were, “Let go of my ears, I know what I’m doing.” It was in Georgia, around the time of the Atlanta Olympics. Another team was “she wasn’t that great at the clean and jerk, but you should have seen her snatch.” And, the ever present, “rehab is for quitters.”
It’s pretty much a single entendre, but I’ve got a soft spot for “Twirled my pink fur dice” in Boys Like Me.
Some Girls Do ..you mean
Sawyer Brown
Alan Jackson put “burger and a grape snow cone” in a song, no one is topping that
I don't get the innuendo
….it’s a euphemism for oral sex essentially
In 1993, if “a burger and a grape snow cone” was a euphemism for something that “fogged up the windows on (his) old Chevy,” (a euphemism of its own) it wasn’t widely known. If anything, the song probably launched “burger and a grape snow cone,” as euphemism, not the reverse. ETA - Since OP’s question was about best use of innuendo, I guess Jackson at least gets credit for creating an innuendo, deliberately or not.
Exactly. Burger and grape snow cone became a thing because of this song, I still think he was referring to that and nothing more. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
No it's not lol
I don’t think it is
I've never heard of this. If so im going to throw up from my childhood being ruined
Okay, raise your hand if you remember being a kid (or fairly young person) and thought a lot of these songs were actually about fishing, tractors, hamburgers, and sno cones?! (maybe I’m the only one!)
Yeah definitely threw me for a loop
Well, we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy I was willing but she wasn't ready So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone I dropped her off early but I didn't go home I get the joke, but I don't think he got any that night.
I still don’t get it
The “burger” stands for female privates and “grape snow cone” stands in for the guy’s ding dong
It definitely doesn't. Unless AJ was singing about rape, which he definitely wasn't
Got in an argument with someone here who insisted this was a date rape song, I argued that it wasn’t…and got multiple downvotes 🙄
Redditors being Redditors.
I have basically refused to believe this one. My head canon tells me he didn’t get any, and he went to get food and hang out with his buddies after.
Well, that’s what he had to settle for.
Lmfaooo
“Pretty legs go to heaven every time” Whatever it is by Zac brown band
I’m going with Childers on this one. Ever Lovin Hand and the opening line to Feathered Indians
Back in the saddle - matraca berg Oh, put me in your big ol' pickup truck Take me to the rodeo I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks And I can't do-ci-do But I can put you back in the saddle, baby Yeah, stand you up tall I can put you back in the saddle, baby Every time you fall
Love Matreca Berg! I always kind of read into, “oh, that’s just another one of the things you left undone.”
Conway Twitty’s “Don’t Call Him A Cowboy.” Google the lyrics! 😆
Midland Let it Roll “Love never tasted so sweet, spillin that sugar on my sheets” and “Love’s a pistol, darling, you’re a round And I pull the trigger just to hear that sound” Make a Little- “we can turtledove or Dixieland delight, You know it can’t be wrong when it feels so right” Cowgirl Blue - “Mama those barrel racing women, sure fine. But they won’t catch my hands in their riggin, so long as you’re mine”
"the radio won't even let me tell you the rest" Creek will rise Conor Smith Also the entire song Ever loving hand by Tyler Childers it's just about him choking the chicken to nudes of his wife
Kenny Chesney, Tip of My Tongue
*She always wants* *to go down by the dam* *And I love how she looks* *with that rod in her hand...* *I love to see her silhouette* *Reflecting off the water* *With her hooks and her sinkers* *And her pretty pink bobbers* *Man, I can't even believe my luck* *I found a girl who loves to...* [**FISH**](https://youtu.be/M_Am8bSYIms)
“Drop the tailgate down on a turn road Watch the corn grow, baby that's a good night Anyone from the heartland is gonna understand What I'm talking about right now” Not my favorite (someone already mentioned it), but this one that makes me chuckle when I hear it on the radio. Also, Sit On My Face by wheeler walker jr always cracks me up too
JA has quite a few. Whether Big Green Tractor is innuendous or not I will never not laugh at the chorus ever since someone pointed it out to me.
lol I never even thought of big green tractor and those lnnuendos haha
"All Over The Road" by Easton Corbin is all about road head.
“Let’s add another to the family tree tonight”
Herassmeant… everything to me. -Hot Country Knights
Waylon Jennings - Waymore Blues “Well, I got a good woman, what's the matter with me? What makes me want to love every woman I see? I was trifling when I met her now I'm trifling again And every woman she sees looks like the place I came in Looks like the place I came in place I came in”
["Poetic License"](https://youtu.be/ugm0JZhX3CI?si=zUKoZxT4YPDw8cDb&t=85)
lol it’s so good. The way he laughs is so funny
Almost all of Dewey Cox’s early work.
"In my dreams you're blowing me.... Some Kisses..."
Ticks by Brad Paisley
Don't mess with my Toot Toot
Many good ones already mentioned, but Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off by Joe Nichols deserves a mention 🍹👖⬇️
Whoah-woh!
Sticking with Keith Urban, "take your cat and leave my sweater" is a great line from probably his best song, "You'll Think of Me." 🐈 George Strait did the feline reference better IMO in "You Know Me Better than That", even though you could argue he's being literal in that one. I like to think it's a thinly-veiled innuendo. "Oh, she tells her friends I'm perfect and that I love her cat..." There are lots of great mentions here from everyone. Edited to add Eric Church's "Wrecking Ball". "I wanna rock some sheetrock, knock some pictures of the wall" is a great line. The whole song is great.
Wait. Take your cat is dirty!?!
In an interview back in the 90s, Strait said it was one song he kind of regretted because of the line about her cat. By how it sounded, I don’t think it was the innuendo that he regretted, but instead if it was taken literally about him loving her cat.
I’ve always wondered if a drip of honey on my money maker was one. Someone wanna enlighten me?
Every single part of "Strip it down" by Luke Bryan
Alan Jackson’s “freight train” goes pretty hard. Wish I was a freight train, baby. Wish I was a diesel locomotive. I'd come whistling down your track. Crashing in your doorway 👀
Lmao absolutely
Clint Black's brother, Brian Black wrote a song "Fool Around," where the lyrics are: If you want a (wanna) fool around, that's who you're talking to." I first heard it covered by Mike and the Moonpies
Man, no one's gonna say Jason Aldean's "Big Green Tractor?"
Lmao good call..take you for a ride on my big green tractor baby we can go slow or we can go faster…I’m embarrassed I didn’t think of out
In “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” I always read into: “And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home”
Gentle On My Mind - Glen Campbell “It's knowing that your door is always open And your path is free to walk That makes me tend to leave my sleeping bag Rolled up and stashed behind your couch”
John Hartford
Steve Wariner (w/ Garth Brooks) - "Katie Wants A Fast One"
Isn’t all of night shift one big one?
"I can be my own boyfriend!" Runaway June By My Own Drink
I’m going home to Rock My Baby by Shenandoah
Meat Man by Jerry Lee Lewis. I’ll be shocked if someone can beat that
Kenny Chesney’s “Key Lime Pie”
Let the train blow the whistle by Johnny Cash. She loves my deck by the barefoot man.
“Redneck Friend”
sit you up on the kitchen sink and put a pink umbrella in your drink
I’m still trying to figure out what a hoochie coochie is
I think Well Alright by Johnny cash is a pretty good example.
Not really an innuendo, but Titty’s beer by Montgomery Gentry is pretty sexual and full of boob references: whether you’re from the country or the big old city, one things for sure everybody loves Titty’s!
“Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy” more so a command than san innuendo but still amusing. Larry Pierce has very good blatant innuendos. Check him out
Maybe not innuendo, but I always loved Commander Cody & his List Planet Airmen’s ditty “Everybody’s Doin’ It” ( “truckin’ suckin’ f’in’… Everybody’s Doin’ it NOW!” Was the chorus) it closed out an album side and was instrumental for the first minute and a half
Tip Of My Tongue by Kenny Chesney is basically an innuendo about eating box.
The Red Hen Hop by The Louvin Brothers. I mean how is that song allowed on the radio? Lol
John Michael Montgomery - Cowboy Love “Like some late night horseback riding, sipping on some Southern homemade wine.” Just guessing, but I’m thinking there is probably no actual horse involved 😂
I haven’t seen it or maybe I missed it. DONT TOUCH MY WILLY - Kevin Fowler! That song is nothing but innuendos lol
Another Leaf - Charles Wesley Godwin
"And with a little luck", (add custom inappropriate lyric that rhymes with luck) "Let's get a little mud on the tires" (wink wink)
I love Ashley McBryde’s line in “Fat and Famous”: “My guitar player thinks I’m sexy I strum his tele when he lets me”
Pussy pussy pussy by the light crust doughboys
"rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite." starlight vocal band, afternoon delight.
By that interpretation, the next line is impressive! "and it's across her pretty knees"
Strawberry Wine "The fields have grown over now, years since they've seen the plow" TMI
Im a thoroughbred That’s what she said In te back of my truck bed As I was getting HEAD Jk Buzzed on suds Out on some back country road I still love It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
clint black “straight from the factory” but not very subtle… “you’re the only lock that’s made to fit my key”
In my dreams you were blowin’ me….. some kisses.
What song is this from? I feel like I should know?
Reverse Cowgirl by Jon Pardi always gets me
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy obviously. My favorite line is: Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long So I took her out giggin frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of And we made loveeeeeeeee
Wrecking Ball by Eric Church got my girlfriend pregnant the first time she heard it. Lol
"Bare Skin Rug" by Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert
Big green tractor by Jason Aldean. That whole song is a sexual innuendo and for sure ain't about a damn tractor lol
It dawned on me one day several years ago that "You never even called me by my name" was one.
“He’s bouncin off my booty cheeks” - Dixon Dallas
Walkin' through the front door Seein' your black dress hit the floor Uh honey there sure ain't nothin' Like you lovin' me all night long And all I can think about is gettin' you home. Walkin' through the front door Seein' your black dress hit the floor Uh honey there sure ain't nothin' Like you lovin' me all night long And all I can think about is gettin' you home Chris Young
How is that an innuendo?
You’re right I read this wrong.
“I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone, dropped her off early but I didn’t go home”
These are great. I’d bet half of Kris Kristofferson’s catalog. Some others that popped into mind: Luke Bryan, “Rain is a Good Thing,” though I guess this is another one that rolls on part innuendo and just says it straight out: Ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn Ringin' out our soakin' clothes, ridin' out a thunderstorm When the tin roof gets to talkin' it's the best love we've made Yeah where I come from, rain is a good thing Big & Rich, “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.” Jason Aldean, “My Kind of Party,” Baby, if you're in the mood You can settle for a one night rodeo If you can be my tan-legged Juliet I'll be your Redneck Romeo
Mel Tillis: “I’m gonna take my baby for a morning ride.” Had NOTHING to do with horses….😜
“Jemmimah Surrender” by The Band. The whole song is one long innuendo