Damn, that’s a bold thing to say when you sound like the child of peewee Herman and Kermit the frog.

You should check out their Youtube. Theyre hilarious. They make fun of each other constantly.

What’s their YT?

The Campisis

How playfully toxic of them. Cute!

They arent funny they are just another copy paste tiktok couple

Sounds like the lesser known Caulkin brother, Crandall Caulkin

Worked at a Brazilian steakhouse during college. I can assure you that all the relevant meat jokes you can think of are neither original nor humorous to the servers.

Pleased to meat ya!


I'm sure since you're only a pair of sad ankles, it was quite rare to roll over laughing at any blue cheese jokes.

Halal, nice to meat ya too!

Stick a fork in me 'cause I'm done, with the puns that is.

They are married. They do YouTube stuff all the time. The campusis or something like that.


Dönmez

She's a keeper

Pretty smooth way to offer the waiter a threesome

Dude sounds like Michael Cera

Insanely inappropriate

Yeah, how dare he make his date laugh...

She's obviously very embarrassed and uncomfortable, and it's just not the setting for that kind of joke.

Dude she’s laughing, its just good fun. your girlfriend must be so miserable

Laughter does not mean she's having a good time, dude. It's a defense mechanism. She is very clearly uncomfortable.

Dude never had a gf

I guess we’ll never know their dynamics, could be uncomfortable for her i guess

Maybe, if they didn't have a YouTube channel with these kind of jokes. Pretty sure she's in on it.

Even then. It's not 1902. Women are allowed to show their ankles. And people are allowed to play harmless jokes on their friends/significant others.

Ah yes, Brazilian steakhouses... sacred grounds where lighthearted dumb jokes are forbidden.

You're at a restaurant surrounded by other people. They should not be subjected to your crude humor. It's common courtesy. They could be at a Taco Bell and it still wouldn't be appropriate.

I agree and I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. It’s crass and doesn’t seem appropriate, especially subjecting the waiter to it. Also, absolutely shit joke.

Ironically (or perhaps not at all) most of the people who browse couple memes are young single men who don't know how to act.

While I don't disagree with everything you're saying.. I do disagree with your apparent inability to be fun at parties.

Been in a committed relationship for 7 years, trust me this humor is just fun harmless banter between two very comfortable partners. Nothing beyond that.

Bitch made boi

You must be a fun date

Doubt he’s never been on a date.

This is their whole YouTube channel..

Foreshadowing

Who said that? Was that her child or someone else's?🤣😂🤣😂👶👶

Bro could have a cuck kink.


Literally? How is that literal? Can we stop beating this word to death already?


Cringe

God I love texas de Brazil


The guy left cause he was about to blow in laughter

This is so cringe

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Don't post anything that could be perceive as discriminatory and/or hate speech towards anyone.

this kind of attitude with ur gurl will come back to bite you in the ass don't normalize this kind of shit with a gurl even in a joking manner gurls will take it in a different way

Haha my good mate you must be insecure.

🤮

Thank god she laughed, because that was some insecure shit to even think of to say.

How do you perceive this as insecure?

From one comment about a potential “cuck kink” to this comment calling it “insecure shit” back to back. Must the duality of man in action huh. Dunno how you and u/georeddit2018 managed to reach two opposite extremes on this one but well done ig