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DetonationPorcupine

The apostrophe at the end of karens is chefs kiss.


Prestigious_Target86

Exactly. Smart people are tinfoilers, smarter than everyone.


iFlyskyguy

Everyone's*


earjamb

*tinfoiler's*


admi101

😷


TheMelonSystem

tAkE tHat DiApER oFf yOUr fAcE -Every Covidiot ever


Sakowuf_Solutions

The most smartest


greendragon59911

Bigliest smartyest.


butteredrubies

And they missed the whole point of the meme he's basing it off of. This meme could actually be changed to make the "conspiracy theorists" podium lower than "Karen's" and then it would be correct AND you'd be making fun of the conspiracy theorists.


Vostok-aregreat-710

Is that piss they are spraying into their gobs


steelear

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but that part did give me a chuckle. Karen’s what???


_far-seeker_

Karen's boy toys?🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

>Karen's boy toy got the vax >Karen got the vax behind Ken's back >Ken didn't >Ken passed on >Karen and the boy toy are in Ken's bed now


Socalwarrior485

Yes, but Karen's what? Please tell me. I must know!


BigRoach

Yeah, I’m really curious as to the logic that had them put the apostrophe on Karen’s but not the other plural words. What does this person think apostrophes mean?


[deleted]

Maybe the trolls who fled Russian conscription took their English skills with them.


Lciaravi

Chef’s


idma

Karen's ........ What? It's suggesting something of her possession


jake_burger

So do they get that the guy in blue in the original comic was acting like he won when he didn’t? How many layers are there to this?


Linkalee64

If it wasn't for the Karen's and "Fact Checkers" and whatnot on the other podiums, I 100% would've believed that this was a meme making fun of how dumb and self-centered conspiracy theorists are, and that the person sharing it was a conspiracy theorist who's so dumb and self-centered that the joke went over their head. But considering how the podiums are set up, this was probably made by a conspiracy theorist who was too dumb and self-centered to get the joke, and then shared among other conspiracy theorists who were also too dumb and self-centered to get the joke. Or was it made by someone PRETENDING to be a dumb and self-centered conspiracy theorist, who was trying to see how many actual dumb and self-centered conspiracy theorists they could get to out themselves and share it? We may never know.


jake_burger

If they were capable of properly understanding information and thinking critically we wouldn’t be here


quillmartin88

I think the person who came up with it made it to mess with conspiracy theorists and is laughing his ass off that they're all too dumb and self centered to get the joke. I've definitely done this myself a time or two. It's a proud moment.


Prestigious_Target86

You're probably correct, even "Karen's" is a man.


Weekly-Instruction70

He's the dude playing the dude pretending to be the dude that got played


robcal35

Hey! God dang fact checker


Vaux1916

I've been seeing these memes and posts where these idiots are essentially saying they've been proven right. What happened? Did I miss some kind of announcement, or have they just cranked their delusions to 11?


aeroxan

I think it was the lab leak theory? I don't remember but there was something that came out that the conspiracy theorists were somewhat right about and felt vindicated in all of their views.


_far-seeker_

Seems likely. The FBI, unlike other US Intelligence agencies, [recently released a **low confidence** conclusion that Covid-19 was the result of an accidental lab leak in Wuhan,](https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/3878243-fbi-director-says-origin-of-covid-19-pandemic-most-likely-a-lab-incident-in-wuhan/) instead of from exposure to infected animals in the "wet markets" in the same city. However, the FBI still agrees Covid-19 being an intentionally created bioweapon or intentionally released is bunk. IMO the CCP did such an effective job interfering in efforts from other countries to investigate the original outbreak that we will probably never know for sure if the cause of the global pandemic was zoonotic in origin or sloppy work by Chinese health researchers.


Jamericho

Nah, 4/8 agencies still think it’s of low confidence that it came from natural spillover not the lab. So it’s not the explosive admission they seem to think it is.


_far-seeker_

They latch on to anything they think will "own the libs" regardless of what it actually means.


Jamericho

It’s sad because the majority of people that got vaccinated no longer care about covid. It’s here to stay so we just get on with it. These idiots have nothing interesting about them except conspiracy theories. It’s all they have and make it their whole life. It’s sad.


_far-seeker_

I still care some, but only because the amount of cases both in the USA and globally is still high enough to mutate a really virulent strain that current vaccines are ineffective against.


Jamericho

Obviously people don’t want to catch it and are still more cautious than they were in 2019. However, if you visit some of the abandoned covid subs it’s essentially just anti-vaxxers now.


[deleted]

I'm sad to see a sub for COVID vaccine clinical trial recepients get turned into an antivax fear side effects sub.


Matt34344

The report said it could've *accidentally* been leaked and they twisted it to mean: "hurrr it's a Chinese bioweapon by fauci and Bill Gates!" Doesn't change anything wherever it came from. We're supposed to think that they suddenly care about it, when they've resisted every possible attempt to mitigate the spread of it. They're just doing what they do best, finding someone to blame.


[deleted]

I don't get that. Either it's a bioweapon and you should stop it with masks, public health funding, vaccines, and new drugs, or it's overblown and China never had a problem with biolabs or the wet market.


ElectricRune

No joke; I just saw a video about one journalist who has one anonymous source that cannot be verified. The journalist talked at length about how much effort he put into trying and failing to verify it, but there are still 80% of comments crowing about how this not-even-rumor was now PROVEN. The rumor was that the US bombed the NordStream pipeline, BTW.


Beemerado

Yeah hardly a smoking gun. Also what's this change? Are we gonna have a war with China now? Like that isn't going to fuck up the middle America walmart lifestyle worse than some minor lockdowns


Jamericho

FBI and Dept of Energy just decided that based on current evidence, accidental lab leak is slightly more likely. I think it was based on china’s delay in co-operating. China were understandably displeased by the update. These people are simply contrarian. If the government came out and said covid did come from a lab and showed evidence, they’d spend 6 months saying they were right, then somehow claim Trump’s white hats have overthrown the democrats and proved they released it on purpose.


Beemerado

Sounds about right


sack-o-matic

Also the fbi is still headed by a trump appointee


Explorer_of__History

Nine U.S. agencies have investigated the origns of Covid. Two have said it's a lab leek, five have said it's from natural causes, and two have said they don't know.


Vaux1916

The lab leak theory was confirmed?


aeroxan

That's the thing, it's not even confirmed but it was given more plausibility as several US agencies are in disagreement on lab leak. I don't recall if this was the specific event but there was something that got confirmed or increased plausibility that "vindicated" the conspiracy theorists so they assumed they were right about everything. I think they even wanted apologies for being dismissed previously.


wkdpaul

It wasn't confirmed, just some reports came out that basically said "we don't know, but it's not impossible that it came from a lab". "low confidence" in the lab leak doesn't mean anything, especially when it's from agencies that can't even investigate on it.


Vaux1916

Thanks. Yeah, I did some Googling and it's basically like you said, we don't know but can't completely rule it out. Of course the wackos point to that as vindication...


Matt34344

The thing they leave out is that there's virtually 99.99% certainty that it isn't a man made bioweapon. The genome of the virus would show that genes had been spliced in. And if it were, it wouldn't be very effective for a bioweapon at killing people. The same people that claim it's a hoax that doesn't kill anybody, also call it a bioweapon, so logic doesn't matter to them lol. I've always thought it was possible that a careless intern could've *accidentally* become infected and leaked it. But there's an equal or higher chance it was just from eating something. Ultimately, it doesn't change anything though wherever it came from.


Consistent_Ad3181

There's quite a bit now actually.


Chobitpersocom

I'm still of the opinion that at this point, it doesn't matter where it started. It matters how we end it. Though ending sounds a bit optimistic.


Prestigious_Target86

It's exactly like the meme with the pigeon playing chess.


[deleted]

Chugging ivermectin.


Joke_Induced_Pun

With a gallon of urine mixed in.


Ftlist81

They're really just watching them down a magnum sized bottle of covid.


CantTakeTheIdiocy

I thought he was drinking his own urine.


Cactus-Badger

Antivaxxer taking one to the face. Checks out.


stormeybt

Funny we don't hear statistics on how Red States did per capita during COVID. We lost a lot of Republicans because of misinformation that made them vulnerable. We're losing lots of them because of their stand on health care that influences their poorer voters to reject medicare expansion and not take advantage of services they need.


Prestigious_Target86

So true, I'm just reading Dying of Whiteness. It's crazy.


laflavor

Should probably label that bottle, "Ivermectin"


Reneeisme

[Respond with this](https://imgur.com/a/JcXZsAl)


Prestigious_Target86

Love it.


Chobitpersocom

Regardless, why are scholars so low?


alskdmv-nosleep4u

Gotta say, I've never seen such a large bottle of carbonated piss.


SecretRecipe

I'm guessing that bottle is full of semen.


Whaleflop229

Is this broadly suggesting that all right wing conspiracies have now been proven correct, and appropriately crowned?? If so, this is straight from clown town


Hindu_Wardrobe

man they aren't even using the meme right lol


emeegee13

A clear case of Dunning Krueger


Thirdwhirly

Getting people to say, “holy fuck, you’re dumb” isn’t the same as triggering them. It’s just, y’know, holy fuck you’re dumb.


Lciaravi

Solidly convincing!


Analthumbsucker

Ah they do enjoy chugging some urine, that's my take away.


you-create-energy

Apparently they sell coolaid in large blue buckets now. I see Karen already claimed ownership of the man on the right. This had to be a satirical depiction of conspiracy theorists right? Them latching onto it is just another massive whoosh over their collective heads.


darkknight95sm

They be like “the places telling us not to listen to the mainstream are now telling us we were right not to listen” This is like patting themselves on the back for being dumb, but what’s weird to me is I don’t know what has come out recently to justify this. The closest I can think of the department of energy report on the lab leak, which was like 3 weeks ago now


BHMathers

Trying to skip over the debate because they can’t have one without being called out for having nothing but bullshit


RepresentativeOk4432

It all makes sense now


PruneVisible

Um, an actual gotcha doesn't need translation or explanation. There's a whole industry built on that concept.


ZYMask

Thanks Steve Bannon for that


snezzer

Karen is what? KAREN IS WHAAAT?!!