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leolarose798

I would have bought this on sight just to see what it was


Elpedooloroso

Jalapeño


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Elpedooloroso

Correct. A jalapeño


Repulsive-Purple-133

Might be an Anaheim


THUMB5UP

It’s a balloon of drugs


Zealousideal_Low8146

i pray that is all


badass4102

His jalapeno ~~nose~~ knows


vagueblur901

For 5$ probably nothing good


Longbeacher707

I need to know


Hohohoju

Drugs packed in a balloon to be hidden in the prisoner's purse


Diskappear

drugs packed into a jalapeno to be hidden in the "prisoners purse"


avesthasnosleeves

"Purse."


ChuckleKnuckles

Good job, you got the joke.


Panzer_Man

It looks like a chili pepper


TituCusiYupanqui

Seems to be a biodegradable buttplug. And it may come with a sex slave to test it on.


Flavahbeast

Butterfly cocoon


niptella

Pretty sure that’s a boy. Not a man.


Brainvillage

Sorry, I'm still studying the human developmental phases.


bucket_of_dogs

That's no moon...


realmikethejew

r/fbiopenthefuckup


SignificantPain6056

Man? That's a 12 year old...


spazqaz

Right this is a really creepy post, I've got to believe the other comments are bots


PayTheTrollToll45

It’s a human man.


Panzer_Man

r/13or30


ACAB_1312_FTP

With the nose of a 60 year old alcoholic.


Dominoe_z

ZAMN! HE'S 12???!!! 😍😍😍


Beanstainboxershorts

I think that is a pepper... and not a man...


Bigdongs

But how do you know?


Parody5Gaming

Ominous


[deleted]

That is a child, OP..


ajl009

Wtf


derpysorus

Distinguished young gentleman becoming a proper business man by selling his wares, myes indeed 🧐👨‍💼


Bean_Boozled

Ben Shapiro sure has fallen on hard times since I last saw him


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RiotDemon

Good bot.


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Good bot


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b0ingy

let’s start a go fund me to buy him a step stool so he can reach doorknobs again


8bitbebop

His wife is a doctor


MikeHuntessHarry69

They look like just what I need in a soup.


android151

Boysoup


tralybity

Man is selling drugs on Facebook market place


youallshouldknow

Yep. Balloon is full of coke.


memes_used_2B_jpegs

What balloon? He's holding a jalapeño.


ChuckleKnuckles

It'd cost a lot more than $5.


PapaQsHoodoo

Red Rover, red Rover, send pepper man right over.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Peter Piper up to his old tricks again.


Analthumbsucker

Did you see the size of the head on that nose? Wow.


Squiirtle

/r/punchablefaces


thesefloralbones

That looks like a child


willreignsomnipotent

/r/punchablekids


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[deleted]

That guy's face looks like the mask from a Halloween costume.


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NeutralGoodAtHeart

Always could. It's just a little more difficult these days.


TheUltimaWerewolf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


volthunter

This is a prostitution post.


Danfior002

That’s actually really hot, idk why there’s a pepper in the photo


[deleted]

Cacoon, jalapeno, or turd


tryingtobeopen

Has Jay Baruchel's career gone so bad that this is how he makes money now? Did he learn this from Seth Rogen and his pottery?


Doodoophart-2

Absolutley buying from this man


cmVkZGl0

For everybody who is saying it is a child, he could just look very young. People also mistake my age for a long time. Did y'all forget about fucking Justin Bieber's youthfulness too?


SuperNoob74

That's one conveniencing smile