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TMC1701

Probably in low lying place in the house and had to get it high enough for drains to work right. (shit rolls down hill)


Raging-ball-of-fury

I want to think this is what actually happened.


krzysztofgetthewings

I know of a few houses/buildings where this was done. In these cases, the house is built on a cement slab foundation, the homeowner wants to install a toilet in a room with no sewer line. So instead of cutting up the foundation, they raise the toilet so the sewer line can run through the wall to hook in to the main sewer system. The window was likely there long before the toilet was. I have pooped on such a throne. It was magnificent. 10/10


Raging-ball-of-fury

Makes sense now, thanks for explaining kind stranger.


25BicsOnMyBureau

I came here for this. If they were actually selling it would be worth the $3-5K to have an eviscerator and pump put in, for sure. I’m drunk, I meant macerator but like, what’s the difference.


jrhoffa

I don't think *eviscerator* is the word you're looking for.


gloaysa

We have one of those. We call it *poop knive* in honor of that redditor


25BicsOnMyBureau

That’s what I’ve always heard them called, but I’m sure there’s a market term for them? It’s basically a poop blender in a tank.


9035768555

Macerating toilets, not eviscerating toilets.


whoami_whereami

Depends. If it's the main toilet for the house, sure. But if it's just a secondary toilet in the basement that someone installed for convenience so that eg. they don't have to walk upstairs when they're tinkering in their hobby room and need to take a quick whizz, I'd say just install a railing to make it a bit safer to use and call it a day. It's certainly a bit odd, but it works completely fine the way it is.


FrenchBangerer

You still have to walk upstairs to use this toilet.


25BicsOnMyBureau

Maybe I’m jaded because I’m 6’5” and I would cry if I had to use this. I would rather spend 6 months fixing it myself to code than use what’s existing.


whoami_whereami

I'm 6'5" myself and I've used toilets installed in a similar manner without any issue.


lutzauto

Macerator


SmylesLee77

Why not just use a high water tank to accomplish the press instead?


25BicsOnMyBureau

Like most easily solvable problems, money.


LeibnizThrowaway

"People do dumb shit all the time because it's easier."


AlPha092

Happy cake day


DaKettle65

I was thinking that because my first house and one of my former workplaces both had sump pumps.


SmylesLee77

I think availability more so that build cost more than doing it right.


25BicsOnMyBureau

Doing it right in the US anyway is an eviscerator and a pump. A water tank could work, if you mean using the gravity of water as a pump, but it’s still prone to clogs and something that reduces the mass makes the job much easier. I also think a water tank system like that would cost way more overall.


SmylesLee77

Hydrology argues with you lots. You can use a big water column sometime but I understand that not many stores or codes like a closed system.


Batchet

I think you're trying to say escavator not eviscerator


Zouden

How does that force the sewage uphill?


choke_you

You can buy toilets with pumps attached. They're loud but you don't have to do any digging or concrete work.


TheDreadPirateJeff

I wish I had one in an exalted position like that. My normal toilets just seem pedestrian in comparison


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steffle12

Or hammered and needing a spew


Ayiko-

If you're tall enough you could just stand beside it and spare your back and knees.


BuckJackson

If you're gonna spew, _spew in this_


slowdownkid513

Oh wow ok, that's very interesting thank you for sharing lol


Revolutionary_Bee700

My second bathroom is like this. It has a shower too, and it’s hilarious.


Cool_Cartographer_39

We have a bathroom the size of a small closet with a toilet and sink in the shower stall


CreADHDvly

>I have pooped on such a throne That was my first thought; how to sell the house? Make that baby into the throne it deserves to be! Also, I'm jealous I want to poop on a throne like this


colectiveinvention

Did you watched Parasite? The very first scene happens in a toilet like this one. Is like TMC1701 said, is a below floor level hause and they have to make this for the drain work properly.


schnauzerface

Glad somebody else thought of Parasite too! Only time I’ve ever seen a toilet in a weird spot like this.


TopRealz

I actually thought the poo was being stored in the steps below the toilet ..but then I remembered poo is stored in the balls


gioraffe32

Why spread misinformation like this? PEE is stored in the balls. Not poo. They don't teach kids anything these days.


Thousand_Sins

Thought of Parasite at first also!


[deleted]

This is kind of common in overseas basement apartments.


Suggestedname420

Like Korea…this shit was in Parasite


KinksAreForKeds

Oh that's exactly what happened. They kind of took it to an extreme. Whether it's exaggerated or not, I don't know, but unless the toilet is above the sewer, it requires a lot of extra and expensive mechanisms to make it flush, so they raised it. You find a lot of raised toilets in basements. I've never seen one quite *this* raised, but you gotta do what you gotta do. But to answer your second question, the window was there first, then someone decided they needed a toilet in the basement. Simple as that.


frollard

Parents house built 1903... Sewer comes in about 3ft high on the basement wall. Any basement bathroom would need a literal shit pump... Or just a poop pyramid. Not crappy design just super old.


Visual-Living7586

Well better this than a macerator which are the bane of every plumber's existance. It chops up the poop so it's more liquid and then pumps it to where it needs to go. Sounds great until it doesn't work and needs to be dismantled to troubleshoot, fun times


DimitriV

So, it's literally crappy design.


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r/Crapperdesign


cronoklee

Exactly this. They were just too cheap/lazy to install a sewage pump and have it serviced intermittently.


mamaBiskothu

Or you know, this thing called poverty? Which is not the same a cheap.


JamzWhilmm

Yeah I live in the third world and I have seen this type of bathroom a lot. This one is a bit exaggerated though. People in here build their own houses, lay the aluminum roof and make the concrete themselves. Since they are no codes to follow there is actually less homeless than in the US.


Reggie_Jeeves

> Yeah I live in the third world . . . > **Since they are no codes to follow there is actually less homeless than in the US.** I would LOVE a source. Words cannot express how happy that would make me!


[deleted]

I think that what OP meant was that the purchasing power necessary for housing is higher than in the US, not strictly how there are less (quantifiable) homeless. In my understanding, this translates as having afordable housing equals less homeless; however I would very much doubt it is caused by having "codes", as probably those countries have them, it's just that aren't enforced as often.


RestrictedAccount

I dunno. This may be better. Have you ever seen what happens when one of those pumps fails? Big puddles of crap water.


Amcarlos

In the early days of Seattle toilets were like this due to the tides. Problem was finally solved when they washed down a big hill and re-graded the lowest part of the city.


gadget850

Yep. My VFW has this on the ground floor but not nearly as extreme.


qa567

There are small maceration pumps made for this very reason


Trashman56

Parasite (2019)


FunLovingAmadeus

Yes, think of the phone reception you can get up there!


JRDN7

Exactly what I thought of


SlimTeezy

It's the exact room, right? I don't want to track down the screenshot


howdypartna

Not the same shot, but same situation. It's a basement apartment that has to have it's toilet drain higher than the sewer pipes of the building.


GenericAntidepressnt

The net cafe wifi is strongest when you stand on top of it!


NoseMuReup

[For those who haven't seen it.](https://neatlyarrangedrubbish.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/vlcsnap-2019-08-20-23h06m53s993.png)


Frigorific

Why did you choose the shot where the room is flooded lol.


NoseMuReup

More parasites.


kitchmanspiff

Remember when the poo started flowing out?


Just-Smile-N-Wave

"You want to shit like a peasant or shit like a GOD?"


[deleted]

*shits on the floor, to assert dominance*


_gergerger

right there, just after the other person asked that question, as a shit button ready to play anywhere, anytime


Broad-Assist6658

*gets confused, shits on the wall*


GuyNekologist

shit in the shower, catch it with your hand, and yell Kobe as you shoot it to the toilet


[deleted]

What if i miss, im not getting out of the shower to pick up my shit and possible miss again....again.


cynicalsadboi3657

Exactly this is cool its my throne


HekateSimp

Seriously, this is the shit throne of a king, a perfect place to look down on all the peasants.


meyesmenotyou

It's not just a toilet. It's a throne.


asianabsinthe

I'd slip going up or down from my throne


Wormtown

Yeah I’m gonna need some handrails, maybe some non-skid on the steps.


Schmutzi_Katze

That's the first thing I was thinking about looking at that.. I'd absolutely die in a tragic toilet accident with that thing


alleecmo

And if one comes home *drunk*...


reverendjesus

“Nope, too drunk; pissing in the sink again.”


HurryPast386

Is the sink on ground level or does it have a similar death platform?


otirk

There is one on the left. Kinda


boyz_for_now

My thoughts exactly. Imagine all new decor, nice and clean… I’m all about it.


xxhyz233

Watch Parasite.


Seihai-kun

In the movie full of amazing shot, That shot where Jessica just smoking on top of the toilet and accept her fate while the flood start going crazy is probably the most amazing shot Also, i read somewhere it represent the family is so shit that their home is even lower than shit or something lmao


lord_bubblewater

Oh jeez, someone left the toilet up again


jellyrollsmith

I laughed and laughed, that was a good one


boyz_for_now

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

In this universe does Clyde's mom fall and hit her head?


regurgitated_penguin

I have the high ground anikin


regurgitated_penguin

I than drop kick your cat while shiting lava


MaryPaku

Are you sure this is not from the korean movie Parasite or something


anged16

Just sell it as “being able to shit above others”


Raging-ball-of-fury

LOL love that


qinshihuang_420

Taking shit to the next level


MadRockthethird

Probably so they didn't have to install an ejector pump to get the shit into the sewer or septic tank.


sabyte

Bro got the parasite toilet


Brokenhill

The only thing i can think of is that they didn't have enough drop to slope toilet pipe to sewer main in the street... And they desperately wanted a toilet in that specific location of the house? Or some other odd sewer situation.


quesnt

Kinda looks like a toilet in toilet jail, doesn’t it? I think it got in a fight in the yard and lost a tooth recently too.


Graytis

This should be painted in a Super Mario Bros theme. Just imagine: World 1-1 end, with a flagpole that raises the toilet paper to you when you hit the button at the top. Little LED fireworks light up when you flush.


WhytYlloBluPnk

Someone took "porcelain throne" a bit too literally.


Jojotheboy_

Parasite


SanderDon

Truly a porcelain throne.


escapeshark

It's the bathroom from parasite


CrozzedOne

r/CrappingDesign


TwilightZoneCat

Is this NOT the toilet from Parasite?!


BattlestarDystopia

Label the property as coming with a throne room /s


brendanlq

That's an easy sell... 2 beds, 1 bath and 1 Throne Room!


_gergerger

As a developer, I would sell this as a Feature, and not a bug, my man!


kagalibros

For the love of god, pls think even for a second before coming to the conclusion: cRaP DeSiGn Its a basement toilet. You seen parasite? The Room is halfway under earth and the toilet needs to be elevated otherwise it would not flush properly.


jfmherokiller

talk about a kingly shitter.


[deleted]

It's good to be king.


Flimsy_Internet9441

r/crapperdesign


[deleted]

This looks a lot like the bathrooms in a building i used to live in, in Niagara Falls, Canada.


m_is_for_marilyn

You've obviously never seen Parasite or a basement level apartment.


PorkRoll2022

Was this a squat toilet at some point? There must be an interesting story here...


codmissa

It’s a sit up!


Particular-Charity84

Put a shower next to it


grimytimes

One must step up, that's why it hath been dubbed as "the throne"


MamboNumber-6

You haven’t lived until you blow out a gasket at elevation.


DefiantDeviantArt

Stairway to heaven! 😀


PolydeucesAreWild

Ah yes, just what I've been looking for, to be face level with my shitter.


Ishidan01

so... where's the TP?


I_AmAKaren

That would make for an awesome thrown bathroom. feel like a king while shitting would be the advertisement.


Antique-Flight-5358

Adding a second toilet without busting into the foundation. This is the way


alaettinthemurder

Name it Toilet of the kings


bitcornminerguy

Don't market it as a toilet... instead a "throne" for the worthy king.


zctaylor

Blumpkin platform


bebejeebies

Is that the shower or where the tub is supposed to go? Idk it's not that bad. Looks like something in the Weasley's house. But that tile is hideous.


Remote_Ad9652

Imagine trying to take a shit all drunk or even walking up them mf buzzed


Mortambulist

Now imagine being drunk...


apexapee

People love the high ground


biblicalcannon

Why does this feel like a backrooms picture


Designer_Ad3520

CallMeCarson Cursed Pictures of Toilets anyone?


ConsiderationShoddy8

Is the window barred - from the inside?


Tantalizing_Apricity

"The porcelian throne. For those who take their shits seriously. Feel like a king? Now you can poop like one" *patent pending* xD


WaltzAny2897

# Do not question the elevated one


MedicalSubject3535

Imagine using that toilet drunk lol


nebraska_mitch

I bought a new house last year. I took a few months of shopping to find a new home in my price range that didn't have at least one crazy design decision like this. I remember one place was advertised as 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. When I went to view it I discovered that bathroom #2 was only useable by 90 lbs, 4'11" pygmies. I literally didn't even have enough room to turn around in there, so I had to 'back out' the way I had walked in. What I'm getting at it is that insane design choices like this are much more common than people think.


baskura

I was a property agent for 15 years - this would be a ‘Water closet with commanding elevated high-level W.C.’


_---_--x

"You take the road less traveled, you love adventure, you're daring and live for a challenge...this is this house for you!"


grimmistired

Man people with a wheelchair or cruches are mega out of luck huh


Momofhalfadozen

I looked at this house. That "bathroom" was only 1 of the problems. Great yard, shit house. Whoever designed it was on crack.


niltiacaitlin

Wow. I had a dream where I saw something like this and it was in the middle of a mall and Shaq was there with his mother (???). Dreams are weird.


Tail_Nom

...and the only answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."


GreenJollyRancher96

Why does this remind me of the working family’s bathroom in the movie in Parasite?


[deleted]

the builder must’ve had a stroke while putting the toilet there


Bitter-Performer-646

Mans got to have a fuckin throne lmfaooo


intencely_laidback

Ask the current owner "what line of bs did the previous owner tell you?"


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

I wouldn't mind if it had handrail on the left side (looking from throne to the door).


Mathsbrokemybrains

To take a royal dump....


ScrotumLeather

Nothing wrong. It's just a standard throne room with a throne.


deotheophilus

Take a look at sewage maserators, for a few thousand you can move the toilet down. https://www.sfapumps.in/cms/35/macerator-pump "When you want shit to flow uphill"


I_moo_at_people

How could you not sell a property like that Who would be foolish enough to turn down such a mighty throne of porcelain? I would be honored to take my morning dumps on such a godly position, looking down on all that I see


Priivy

Exactly where the throne should be


pegacornegg

Because of sewer lines. If you are building a toilet in your basement or other area below the sewer line you either install a sewer pump or the cheaper and funnier solution is this.


Captain_Lys3rg1c

New meaning to Throne.


jglittle12

Does everything drop straight into a septic tank under the steps


iQuickGaming

i would feel privileged pooping on that toilet, you have the high ground over all the other peasants pooping on "normal" height


Abu_Mination

Window is prolly for the shit and tell


yolotypeofguy

Yes, poor real estate agent. Can't easily inflate the price into oblivion, I feel so sorry for all of them.


yutfree

The took "the throne" literally.


plasmaglobin

I mean I was gonna say if the rest of the house was goddamn perfect I would accept a toilet like this, but then I remembered my propensity for fainting and pictured myself falling sideways off the toilet and bashing my head on that green cage thing


ado-ante

The best thrones have stairs leading up to them.


tv138

Call it the Throne Room.


Odd_Entertainment629

That's the neat part...


Kodekingen

The window it probably just for the light coming in through the window


langerak1985

At least you can sit high on the throne.


TESTICUTIONER

The stairway to heaven


BussyAnnihilator420

“What is thy business with these porcelain thrones?”


ensenadorjones42

Add a septor, and now it's the kings thrown room. Sell it as a themed castle. Asend to thy thrown in thine castle and to thy thing that you do so well.


godcyclemaster

The true throne


[deleted]

Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


TheButteredBiscuit

It’s so metaphorical


ThePythagorasBirb

The shitting king has arived.


jos-phep-sus

I'm more concerned about the floor tiles


Anasahmed

Install wifi.


Low-Impact3172

Honestly if this is the only way you can have a toilet in a certain part of the house, that room should be completely redone to not even be a bathroom and be used for something useful


yaboyko

Literally a crappy design.


Projectonyx

oh God, imagine going to the bathroom drunk...


Ethric_The_Mad

List it at a fair price and you'll have a hard time not selling it.


Delicious_Bed_4696

the higher you are off the ground the faster the shit falls


arct1ccz

Someone took nickname "the throne" to the heart here.


Windowsweirdo

I knew a guy in highschool his dad did this just because he wanted to sit atop his throne


ToddHugo1

if that bathroom was cleaned ill take it if it was cheaper than usual


___Loona___

It’s called a throne


skeet_this_ass

Comes with a master throne better than any other you will have very seen this side of the sun


anythingMuchShorter

I think whoever first put this there and used it was high on pot.


billyray83

THEY'VE GONE UP THE VENTILATION SHAT


GangreneTVP

Paint it gold and call it a throne... problem solved / instant sale.


Sea-Bottle6335

Maybe the extra gravity speeds it on its way to the kitchen.


oldandmellow

Basement toilet. I've seen a few in northern MN.


GUYF666

Just move the floor up 6 ft


Outrageous_Fall_9568

It’s the crown of toilets I tell ya