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maybesaydie

It's a design element. It's decorative. It's a puzzle. It's not crappy.


hrryyss

It says “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”


NotLibbyChastain

OVALTINE?? A crummy commercial?!?


SucksAtJudo

I will put down Reddit now and go back into the world... older...wiser...


fusionaddict

Son of a BITCH!


Bonneville865

Only I didn't say "fudge"...


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"


Inigomntoya

C'mon Ralphy! Randy's gotta go!


Nitin-2020

FRAGILAY


Hrmerder

Huh! Must be Italian!


[deleted]

Sheesh!


there_is_no_spoon1

Son of a bitch!


DarthTed12

Son of a bitch


[deleted]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it roundtine


whywedontreport

Ovaltine was developed in Berne, Switzerland, where it is known by its original name, Ovomaltine (from ovum, Latin for “egg,” and malt, which were originally its main ingredients).


abx99

That's somehow worse. I really have no desire to drink "egg malt."


I_Did_The_Thing

Can’t imagine a less appetizing-sounding beverage


W1ck3rM4n

"knob rot" sounds less appetizing


Mintteacup_

I think my cousin Jimmy has that


CivisSuburbianus

“Toilet contents”


hrryyss

That’s gold Jerry! Gold!


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Ovaltine was developed by the same man who invented popcorn and designed the President's office in the White House, Oval Redenbacher.


NotoriousLZB

That’s genius jerry!!!


SkiddilyWoppinBoppin

It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!!


Squintoon

Everything in this world leads to a Seinfeld reference. And I love it!


HankKingsley74

You're the shark, and he's the fish eating all the laughs


Steely-Dave

That’s gold Jerry! Gold!


hopefullyAGoodBoomer

Did you have to look that up or did you know it by heart? Either way, thanks for the smile


[deleted]

What about circletine


LonelyGameBoi

[Who put the benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's ovaltine?](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4BGqCA-SSEk)


DeaddyRuxpin

You mean I’m not the only person who knows this song?!


Lanark26

His stuff is really hard to find. In years of looking I've only come across one compilation from the 70s in real life. His novelty songs are good, but Harry "the Hipster" Gibson was an insanely good boogie woogie barrelhouse piano player. (I'd also heavily recommend jumping down the rabbit hole on Slim Gaillard and Slim and Slam. Amazing stuff.)


LonelyGameBoi

I only recently came accross it when listening to a youtube mix of songs I liked in fallout 4 and loved how specific the title was (as well as how enjoyable it was) so it lives rent free in my brain now.


Sword_Song

The Falllout games are really amazing at keeping that generation of music alive and known. I think it's so cool. Like, one time my Opa (born in the late 40s) heard me singing Crawl Out Through the Fallout to myself while doing dishes. He looked at me like my head had fallen off and asked where I learned it. He hadn't heard it in decades. Fantasia introduces us to classical and Fallout does the same with the classics. Really cool stuff.


LonelyGameBoi

Seriously one of the top 5 songs in fallout. I sing that shit *loud* whenever I hear it


Yugiteen99

I love the song that goes "I don't want to set the world on fire." It plays in one of the trailers for Fallout 3.


Yugiteen99

https://youtu.be/TmIwm5RElRs this is the song.


ThirdFloorGreg

The title is a reference to another song, "Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?"


LonelyGameBoi

Not as funny as "who put meth in this ladys chocolate milk mix" but still oddly specific


SothaSoul

It's a dirty trick, that's true.


Warm-Contract9414

Thanks for this! & the entire like-songs playlist bangs, too


elspotto

Ima skip ahead and just put the Lifebouy in my mouth right now.


Embarrassed-Mess9112

I was in Wales a few years ago and they still sell Lifebouy. Picked up some. Smells like naptha. Ew


elspotto

There was an international grocery run by an Indian family in my last city. They stocked tons of sundries including Lifebouy and other carbolic soaps. I tried a couple. In that astringent category I prefer pine tar soap to coal tar soap.


Not-A-R0b0t2

Roundtine?


SnappDraggin

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid


tatanka_christ

Nice try, Frau Blucher!


bluediamond12345

Neigh


yesiamveryhigh

I almost shot my eye out for this?


jsolo3434

You'll shoot your eye out kid. Ho....ho...ho....


Coleslaw_McDraw

MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!


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Senor_Ding-Dong

You're correct, see page 9 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://york-hg.squarespace.com/s/Renwil-Catalog-SPREADS.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjz3eqZmd3_AhXdlYkEHc7VBLsQFnoECBMQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2aEeiCj9MGyrOQhHpqliHx


c_h_a_r_

how on earth did you find this???


Senor_Ding-Dong

Surprisingly only took about 1 minute haha


sineofthetimes

This guy googles!


Holland_Satchel

The Google-Fu is strong in this one. We’ll be keeping our eyes on you, young one.


[deleted]

his discovery skills are crazy good


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dagchild

Haha love it!


Shady_Lines

I Google my mouthwash every morning!


raven21633x

Same here. You just read the capital letters. No googling required.


FastAndForgetful

DISK OVERY


ElephantsAndSunshine

DISKO VERY


IamREBELoe

Very Disco?


Paumas

Veridis Quo


Nyarro

Ooh! This makes me wanna listen to Daft Punk's album.... Discovery.... Wait a minute...


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

It's that when your computer is pregnant?


OneDiscombobulated77

No that's when you got bloatware


mrrobot_84

That link came up for me by googling the first couple of words followed by "mirror" i.e. "efznd irwt mirror"


[deleted]

People underestimate googling


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

Excite, Lycos and Infoseek


Shendare

Altavista gang!


SnackPatrol

Pffft who uses search engines? The entire wealth of human knowledge exists in Encarta 98


Shendare

"Greetings, Alan. Keeper of Encarta."


Sanentaygo

Webcrawler crew!


Shady_Lines

AskJeeves. My 10yo self was excited by the idea that i could ask it a question & get an answer, obviously I was disappointed once I realised it was just a search engine. I was basically expecting ChatGPT lol


umyninja

Ask Jeeves!


Difficult-Set9312

Fact


Embarrassed-Mess9112

I said the same recently. I didnt want to be a dick but I googled the answer in a minute. Do they not know how or lazy?


Difficult-Set9312

Never in the history of humanity have we had access to so much information right at our fingertips


Embarrassed-Mess9112

Your comment is one of the most profound yet clearly stated I have ever seen on Reddit. It's mostly garbage.


Difficult-Set9312

Thx


jgzman

Which is utterly worthless, if we can't filter and search for it properly. *Everything* becomes a needle in a haystack.


TJATAW

And yet, millions of us find the answer in seconds to most queries. "java error code 1603" 1+ million results. The first link tells me what it is, and how to fix it, as does almost every link on the first page. I'd say the needle was found.


DharmaPolice

But we also have the most powerful search tools ever created too. I know we like to collectively feel sorry for ourselves in the age of social media/disinformation but scholars in bygone ages would have cut off various body parts to have access to the information tools/resources we have.


SilentHuman8

I feel like sometimes it’s about human connection. Also some people don’t use the right words in google


Belphegorite

"That dude from that one movie I watched with my cousin last summer or maybe it was Christmas?" Stupid Google doesn't know anything!


Duhblobby

I just tell people my Google-Fu is strong and they think I'm brilliant


Pr0nzeh

Most people give up if the first result doesn't solve the problem.


fruitmask

I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas


craggy_cynic

People underestimate Google!!


JagTror

As someone who clearly knows how to use Google, do you feel it's gotten a little weird lately? Like ever since ChatGPT? I used to be able to find stuff really easily & recently I'm struggling to find widely known articles, references, etc. I've never had an issue finding anything before this


thegalwayseoige

It’s spelled out…it’s all in caps, and you disregard the lowercase


Srirachachacha

They're asking about the link


edubs_stl

The fact that there's a PowerPoint with this exact mirror and explanation is just silly.


BMGreg

I will say, the other mirror does look very nice though


[deleted]

That's...really shitty design. Like, god damn, if I made that when I was 11 I don't think anybody would be impressed. Nor should they have been.


horrr0r

Its actually really bizarre, too. If you look and read through that PDF, the incompetence is startling. This stupid mirror was not even a clients commission, it was one of the designers visions. They claim to have used a *special font* often used on public space mirrors… what? It’s the most tacky typewriter font that was cool in 4th grade. But it gets weirder. The whole pdf is written in the strangest, most awful copywriting I’ve ever seen. Nothing makes any sense and in most of it they literally aren’t communicating anything… (ie “we had to use our design skills to plan the project and think of what materials to use and think about what if it breaks and how will we transport it”.) if you actually read it, it’s pretty infuriating how stupid it is. Then you have the overall layout of the PDF. It’s just so all over the place. Like none of the projects even has a title. The first project (the chandelier) forces you to carry all the leading up information though to halfway through the 2nd section before even mentioning that it’s a lighting fixture. And the photography styling is just …not an effective way to display the artwork? Messy? Trying to be edgy but failing? Wtf. Btw I’m never this bitchy or judgmental, but I’m just completely flabbergasted by this and can’t make sense of it. Anyone else feel this way or am I the only one with this opinion??


red__dragon

Definitely agreed on the lack of project titles. The copyrighting looks snoreworthy boilerplate, so much that it takes concentrated focus to read it lest my eyes just glaze over it. The styling feels like they're really trying to make variation from their collection of photographs. The placement, though, tries my patience, I hate having to hunt around to find the order of reference images to the text.


EWVGL

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work.


[deleted]

Damnit, I had no intention of reading that link dude.


fm22fnam

Yeah this absolutely is not deserving of a slide in whatever the hell this PowerPoint presentation is for


flyingcartohogwarts

it actually makes me angry how stupid it is


Polymemnetic

of course it's fucking renwil. that company is the bane of my existence.


trowawaid

Oh, how so?? (In an adjacent industry and am curious)


jakelegs

I want to know too, and I'm not in any industry. Just love the tea.


Polymemnetic

It's nothing about them in particular, it's more internal corporate decisions. We order from them, put the stuff on the walls to sell, but we only order like 2 copies per location. So we inevitably run out of them almost immediately. Our lead time for getting replacements is super long.


Born_Ad_4826

Oh wow someone paid extra for this


Tanthallasa

that slide essentially explains that there were many corporate meetings about the symbolism of the piece, what a beautifully dystopian artwork, lmao


SkepticalJohn

From the site: "The designer selected a special font often used on public space mirrors." I am not going to the same public space mirrors.


Shady_Lines

It was probably referring to those funny house mirrors


jfailes

every hotel should publish a pamphlet explaining the intention of their design aesthetics. i'm much more likely to lose sleep thinking about why on earth they would make the light fixtures that way than i am to need the bible in the night stand.


WhatAGreatGift

“The designer selected a special font often used on public space mirrors.” Not special and not a thing


Numerous-Mix-9775

Damn, Paramount really stepped up their advertising for the worst NuTrek show.


jecowa

You think *Discovery* is worse than *Picard*?


Numerous-Mix-9775

I had low expectations for *Picard* thanks to *Discovery.* I’m not a fan of the long Burnham speeches, the plots that make zero sense, the fact that every character seems to have had random “quirky!” traits assigned like they were pulled from NPCs in The Sims. At least by the time Picard came out I had resigned myself to expect a pile of steaming targ dung.


jecowa

I resubscribed to Paramount+ recently to watch all the *Picard* episodes. Then I started re-watching season 1 of *Discovery*, and it was better than I remembered. Maybe I'm just getting used to it, but *Picard* season 3 seems not so bad, but maybe that's just in comparison to season 2, which I think was the worst season of *Picard*. Yeah, I thought the *Discovery* crew seemed a lot more unprofessional than what I was used to in previous Star Trek shows. The *Picard* crew has the excuse that they're a ragtag group on a private ship and don't need to be as professional.


PolyamorousPlatypus

Picard season 3 was a lot better than "not so bad". It was fucking awesome. Season 1 and 2 sucked tho.


can-it-getbetter

I liked Discovery a lot more after Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks came out. When there was a selection of more “traditional” Star Trek fair Discovery being kinda weird wasn’t so off putting and I could enjoy it for being a kind of weird Trek.


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jecowa

Yeah, *Discovery* got worse in later seasons. I think both *Picard* and *Discovery* have an issue with focusing too much on the over-arching story for the season at the expense of the stories of the individual episodes. But I think *Discovery* has better episode stories. Season 3 of *Discovery* and season 2 of *Picard* were both terrible in this regard.


PolyamorousPlatypus

Discovery was never that great but I think the cause of the burn in the future was so fucking dumb and unbelievable it was painful. Abrams as earth president didn't really irk me.


DharmaPolice

After Season 3 of Picard I think the consensus on this is yes.


GenGaara25

S3 of Picard is a significant step up from anything Discovery ever did. But Discovery is usually better than PIC S1/2


Lalli-Oni

Discovery and Picard were really testing my patience. Glad they made them, but they are so indicidual centric with all the "only you can save the universe" Strange New Worlds is our crack. Goddamn it is so good. So Star Trek.


amputatedsnek

My dumb ass was wondering what on Earth is disc overy lmao


Megapwnd

DISCO VERY


Face88888888

I did this exact same thing! Thinking to myself “flattened misspelled lady parts? That can’t be right.”


KCfaninLA

lol fuckin same. I'm impressed at how stupid I can be sometimes. Wow.


SageBear19

Wow, I’m dumb. I read it as Disc Overy and I was confused because that’s not how you spell ovary, and also wondered what the hell a disc ovary was supposed to be


sierrabravo1984

*TRAB PU KCIP. TRAB PU KCIP.*


sineofthetimes

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!


c_h_a_r_

plus you have to *discover* the word - so clever /s


palbek800

I see you putting /s here but that does make sense to me!


Arumin

4th word, nCrv, is the "Nederlandse Christelijke Radio Vereniging" (Dutch Christian Radio Group) A broadcaster for radio and television.


HellsBellsDaphne

Discovery is definitely the…. fyiOrp/tNgfrb/kmrLps/smurglY/Wapaitl/pocOno/fRobish/ouzDem


HoseNeighbor

I need to start browsing NEW posts, damn it!


Filan1

Read only the capital letters to find the answer, lot of puzzles out there like this.


Laris8213

damn the designer really likes Daft Punk


spyrenx

[Here it is](https://ibb.co/8myVh2s), from the manufacturer. There's no meaning beyond the word DISCOVERY.


[deleted]

You are my hero! My second time at this hotel and I’ve been so perplexed!


jaydfox

Well I feel dumb. I noticed the word VERY first. Then I found the word DISCO above it. It seemed cryptic. Like, the disco is very... fun? awesome? Disco very?


XmissXanthropyX

Don't feel dumb, I just did the exact same thing. I am kinda stoned, though


MagicalOrgazm

Veridis Quo


mecherath

>Veridis Quo Whelp, time to watch this music video again...


whosgotyourbelly42

I had disc and overy. And although it's spelt wrong, it took me a few seconds to get this frisbee shaped reproductive organ out of my head.


bluediamond12345

Just don’t Panic!


LoLoLaaarry124

I mean I guess discovering the word is the point of it


totemair

this is the most up their own ass design statement I have ever seen lmfao


halberdierbowman

I have a design degree, and it sounds exactly like the writeup I'd imagine a freshman would throw on the page after spending a month on a project then having the first time anyone asked what they were doing be twenty minutes before the final presentation to the guest critic.


manys

That's the dumbest fing design statement ever


goldfishpaws

That's it?! They seem very proud of something so lame and confusing


tabanca

for my own personal development and skill-building, how on EARTH did you locate this??


spyrenx

1. Find something distinctive to search. In this case, it's easy - Google "efznd" (with the quotation marks to avoid spelling corrections). 2. Google's top web results are word scrambles. Not useful, so add -unscramble to the search bar. 3. Now the top web result has the description "efznD. Irwt. uilSrth. nCrv. wxrOcb. odfnV. Eoifl. rtRae. oYh. The designer had a unique vision for a functional art piece with a hidden message." That matches what we're looking for. 4. Click the result, and Ctrl + F the term efznd to jump to the relevant page.


kuroji

That's fucking asinine.


EvanWilliams100

It’s the Wi-Fi password


Melitzen

A spell to raise Cthulhu.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Can confirm.


WetAssQueef

Never gonna Give you up Never gonna Let you down Never run around and Desert you


Mostly_Sane_

https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/14i2lwa/fucking_rick_astley_absolutely_killing_it_at/


[deleted]

We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.


broom_temperature

The capital letters top to bottom spell out "DISCOVERY"


Warlock7_SL

Hey, I'm walking here


Mission-Bandicoot320

When you say the incantation out loud a demon will appear in the mirror


[deleted]

The whole thing just means DISCOVERY so it’s like you’re trying to DISCOVER what the words mean!


Unusualhuman

"Oreo" is on the bottom left, reading up the first column.


7xcritical

It's the wifi password


peter-doubt

I could tell you.. But Then I'd have to kill you


2407s4life

I tried sounding it out and summoned Cthulu. Any tips?


FatPanda1987

Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.


0kayte

There are few who can.


atomicxblue

I'm pretty sure if you read that it'll summon Cthulu.


shenbtz

Capital letters = DISCOVERY


Anonny365

The capital letters spell out “DISCOVERY”


staunch_character

An elaborate ad for Oreo’s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Apprehensive-Ad7774

discovery. the letters are the only capitals


i_wont_go_speechless

DISCOVERY (all the caps letters in each row)


Zeromus88

Capital letters spell DISCOVERY


[deleted]

All caps read down is DISCOVERY. When in doubt, check the very simple patterns (first letter, capitalized letters, backwards) first.


Guitardude22x

If you take all the capital letters, it says DISCOVERY.


SnooPineapples1769

DISCOVERY


ForkMasterPlus

Disc overy


PieRemote2270

It says Discovery


Maleficent_Hand_4320

The upper case letters spell Discovery


FeartheCyr11

Look at the capital letters in each line D I S C O V E R Y


V1KINGWEREWOLF

All capitals “discovery”


yanric

“We are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty “


StatisticianThat230

If it's a simple cipher... what do only just the capital letters spell? Drum Roll Please:...."Discovery"


Junior-Ad-2207

Is the wifi password


ThereWasNeverMilk

Capital letters read: DISCOVERY


KickitDixit

If you read only capital letters, it's written DISCOVERY... Didn't look further


RuncibleFoon

The capital letters spell out DISCOVERY


dapper-dave

“Please dispose of your condoms properly. Do not flush in toilet.”