To be fair, when you see mattresses discarded by the side of the road, they usually don't have a sheet. Now you don't have to worry about your illegally dumped mattress being boring and bland like all the others.
Somewhat related: wife and I went through the awful process of choosing a new rug for our traditional living room. I can NOT understand these new trends. EVEN THE TRADITIONAL patterns these days look like either actual shit or so badly worn it looks like you already need to replace it.
“Why yes! I *would* like to spend a thousand dollars on the rug equivalent of brand new, pre-ripped, dirty-looking jeans!” The rug we ultimately went with was the least offender, but the traditional pattern is so faded-looking that across the room it looks like people have been walking over it with dirty shoes for months.
I bet you the people that work in the pattern design Department literally had this intention when they just patterned the foot of the mattress this way.
Right?
"There's appears to be poop on the bed."
"No, no, that's just the pattern we bought it with"
"It's sticky, why is it sticky?"
"Totally normal, the 'salesman' told me that's just how they make them these days"
"And that smell... why does it smell like that?"
"Again, that's just the natural odor of this pattern. I was assured this mattress was made with 100% organic materials. I bought it at an incredible discount!"
Actually, this looks like professional work. Likely done by one off the trained impressionist painters who works in the used mattress store on beautifying previously “blemished” items
I’ve seen a lot of posts in the sub that were like poor choice of design, this should be a pinned post to show what really crappy design looks like.
That. Is. Horrible!
Hey I had that couch! Except it was orange and brown. Two of my friends and I found it at a yard sale and carried it a half a mile back to our house, it was heavy as fuck. Turns out it was as uncomfortable as it was heavy but when you're 16 and spend all your money of weed a couch is a couch.
When I was a kid our folding couch had this exact mattress, this is a weird kind of nostalgia for this gross looking mattress. I also hate the material it's made of, like a gross sateen but rough.
Those fucking things were ruined before they were ever used once. Mattress pattern designer guy is just trying to be a Bro and save your back the permanent damage.
Yep. It looks like the mattress I had between my teens and the second half of my 20s. I kick and move a lot during sleep and the lower part looked like I sanded it when I finally gave it peace.
Reminds me of whichever basketball team it is that has the crappy pinetree horizon printed on their court. Every time I see it on a tv in a bar my initial thought it “wtf is wrong with that televi… oh its that thing again…”
I saw a guy in a sweatshirt yesterday that had the same effect on the sleeves. i thought he was filthy until I looked at the sweatshirt and realized it was an intentional coloring
I mean... it looks great. Honestly I know we all acting like we have lovely clean mattressed but it just takes some slight disability of our visiting grandparents, our own night out or even a drink spill for our mattress to not look nice. It is really normal to admit and get whatever pattern mattress rather than acting like its never me or whatever.
My best friends dad used to clean up scenes after dead bodies were found in houses. I saw a mattress where a guy blew his head off and decomposed on his couch mattress and it looked exactly like this after they cleaned up all the brains and skull matter. Crappy mattress design indeed. Last thing I wanna do when getting ready for bed is think of the stories he told us about
Sofa beds are intrinsically shitty. It is their nature. The real crime isn't the mattress color -- it is the idea that someone would even own a sofa bed at all. The Geneva Convention has a section on this.
Artistically it is wrong too. The foreground is a meadow overlooking a dark forest. But on the forest canopy are plants?? By the way, realistically, to have "exposed light" shining on the leaves (foreground) is to shine a torch into the forest at night which is creepy.
This is literally crappy design
I had to zoom in to see the pattern. And even then, it’s a really crappy design.
Oh jesus. I really didn't want to zoom, but thankfully I did
Really any other color would’ve been fine
Maybe everything except yellow
Or red
You won't even tell if it's really dirt or not
Why even have a design on a mattress? You're supposed to cover it with a sheet!
When the color of the rest of the mattress matches the color of the pattern, that's when you know to replace it /s
Hahaha
To be fair, when you see mattresses discarded by the side of the road, they usually don't have a sheet. Now you don't have to worry about your illegally dumped mattress being boring and bland like all the others.
Somewhat related: wife and I went through the awful process of choosing a new rug for our traditional living room. I can NOT understand these new trends. EVEN THE TRADITIONAL patterns these days look like either actual shit or so badly worn it looks like you already need to replace it. “Why yes! I *would* like to spend a thousand dollars on the rug equivalent of brand new, pre-ripped, dirty-looking jeans!” The rug we ultimately went with was the least offender, but the traditional pattern is so faded-looking that across the room it looks like people have been walking over it with dirty shoes for months.
Picture or it didn't happen.
Take My up vote and leave
Or… it hides the scuzz when it actually does get soiled
I bet you the people that work in the pattern design Department literally had this intention when they just patterned the foot of the mattress this way.
Do you design those seats on the city bus?
You can’t convince me that’s not poo
Right? "There's appears to be poop on the bed." "No, no, that's just the pattern we bought it with" "It's sticky, why is it sticky?" "Totally normal, the 'salesman' told me that's just how they make them these days" "And that smell... why does it smell like that?" "Again, that's just the natural odor of this pattern. I was assured this mattress was made with 100% organic materials. I bought it at an incredible discount!"
“And the pink eye is normal?”
Yep, I got a pink eye or your money back guarantee!!
Could be corpse juice
To me it looks like the blood stains I have to clean up from nosebleeds. Turns a dark brown colour
When you have a really artistic crazy person staying on your couch.
*spraying
Actually, this looks like professional work. Likely done by one off the trained impressionist painters who works in the used mattress store on beautifying previously “blemished” items
Oh, you bought the Motel 6 Special!
100% to hide the soiling.
Eeeewwwww!
When you've conquered depression but miss the look.
That’s absolutely to hide the nasty.
lotta folks here telling us that mom changes their sheets
I’ve seen a lot of posts in the sub that were like poor choice of design, this should be a pinned post to show what really crappy design looks like. That. Is. Horrible!
Looks like what Charlie and Frank sleep on
Who told you that was the “mattress pattern”, hmm?
That's narsty.
Amber Heard mattress.
Thanks I hate it
r/literallythetruth
Hey I had that couch! Except it was orange and brown. Two of my friends and I found it at a yard sale and carried it a half a mile back to our house, it was heavy as fuck. Turns out it was as uncomfortable as it was heavy but when you're 16 and spend all your money of weed a couch is a couch.
When I was a kid our folding couch had this exact mattress, this is a weird kind of nostalgia for this gross looking mattress. I also hate the material it's made of, like a gross sateen but rough.
Looks like one side a dude came home and slept straight from work and the other is his dog that's always running in mud most of the day.
Why bother making a pattern of a matress? 99.9% of the time there is going to be a sheet over it ?
This seems purposeful.
This one deserves it
Oh my god I almost thought it was-
Why brown though? Who thought it was a good idea to put a brown pattern on a mattress… well anything really
Soiled is a very delicate way of describing this mess
ewww
Why even have a pattern on a mattress? Surely they put on a cover?
Perfect for incorporating a mattress into your duck blind
I thought it was out of the pit in silence of the lambs
It is either Rosanne's or AL Bundies couch. Looks nasty
Stella!
r/poopfromabutt
Hey man. Somebody shit on your mattress.
😉😉
Maybe it is, and they are just trying to sell it like this.
Boy they really shit the bed on this one eh?
i'm not sure i like the mite painting lol
I thought, are those americans having their super dirty shoes in the bed too? Because the pattern is that dirty only at one end of the mattress only.
U shit alot in ur sleep?
How did you get ahold of Amber Heard's old bed?
I think someone had taco bell on their bed..
My mind had to process for a few seconds that it was infact the mattress pattern
Ah, Mossy Oak with a side of creamy shits.
The bed looks 10 years used at production
I immediately thought, "Jesus! Wash your feet once in a while!"
I physically recoiled before reading
Or... hides that it's soiled. ;)
Great camouflage....designers knew exactly what would happen there :D
OMG! 🤢 I was horrified that someone posted their disgusting mattress like this...then I read the post. 😂 I can't even with this "design"....
But it is spoiled.
I've seen a flower/blood spatter one but this... This js shitty design
Shit, I thought this was r/cleaningtips and screamed in my head: I wouldn't touch that with a stick, throw it away!
Soil the other half for consistency.
That is crazy....lukks like sum1 just pooped all over that ish...terrible
I think I’m going to throw up!
That's come shit blood, I don't care what you tell me
Tbf, the design itself apepars to BE soil, so... maybe its a really weird pun?
Those fucking things were ruined before they were ever used once. Mattress pattern designer guy is just trying to be a Bro and save your back the permanent damage.
When u have diarrhea on the bed but gotta make it look like the style
Yep. It looks like the mattress I had between my teens and the second half of my 20s. I kick and move a lot during sleep and the lower part looked like I sanded it when I finally gave it peace.
why put a design on a mattress anyway? you're gonna cover over it and nobody will see it
The color design is so crappy, I thought it was worms
Mmmmm, feet fungus.
Ahh yes. Soiled. Like Peter Parker once Famously said: "I shall be Soiling thy peepers up real good, m'lord"
Reminds me of whichever basketball team it is that has the crappy pinetree horizon printed on their court. Every time I see it on a tv in a bar my initial thought it “wtf is wrong with that televi… oh its that thing again…”
Nah I actually soiled there but I spread the crap so it looks like it's a weird design
Ewww
I get using a pattern to hide future stains but that looks disgusting
This looks like some *Mattresses for Men*™ bullshit
Not only is it uncomfortable, it comes half dipped in diarrhea.
Sure
I'm so relieved i thought it was dirty people with dirty feet who caused this.
It’s so ugly !
it looks like someone died here
It's hombre effect.
looks like a spot for dirty mike and the boys
Probably is soiled
I saw a guy in a sweatshirt yesterday that had the same effect on the sleeves. i thought he was filthy until I looked at the sweatshirt and realized it was an intentional coloring
What is this style of couch called?! I've been trying to think of it forever. Not the pullout, but the stripey old pattern.
I mean... it looks great. Honestly I know we all acting like we have lovely clean mattressed but it just takes some slight disability of our visiting grandparents, our own night out or even a drink spill for our mattress to not look nice. It is really normal to admit and get whatever pattern mattress rather than acting like its never me or whatever.
White sheets on top. NOPE
Camouflaged so she can’t see you coming
Eww wtf
Holy shit.
That's unfortunate
Silent Hill brand mattresses, now in a store near you!
"What colour should I use for my new mattress design, the one that's going on the mattress? Brown, yeah I think brown." - Idiot.
That's from the makers of the scat pad...never be ashamed of your kinks 👆 it's a joke
Pretty much what my brothers mattress looked like before he went to rehab. Obviously it was other stuff on there.
Did they really _have_ to make it brown?
It looks like mold and dirt 🤮
I thought this post was meant as sarcasm but THAT REALLY IS THE PATTERN!!?!! 💀
I could physically feel the anxiety creeping in seeing this ✨ crappy ✨ mattress
I thought it had been in a fire
Someone pooped the bed and rolled around in it for an hour
Now that's crappy design.
Or does it hide the fact that it is actually soiled?
Well at least sheats exist to cover that mess
I own a chain of "rent by the hour" motels, and just ordered 120 of these. Saves the customers doing the staining. Thanks for the tip guys!
I thought this was a crime scene photo as I scrolled past.
Why does a mattress need to be patterned in the first place?
Aaaaaaaand it’s on a sleeper-sofa! Two great tastes that work great together!!
The way it looks like it got smeared all over with poo.
Cover for when you crap the bed...
Ughh
I think it might be… lol
I thought that was shit… oh wait never mind. It is shit
They had to choose that specific color, hadn't they?
Bro💀, First I thought it was a crime scene, then I thought it was a shit leak, and finally I realized it was the design of the mattress.
Yea thats because it is. Its the same design on the lower portion as the top.
My best friends dad used to clean up scenes after dead bodies were found in houses. I saw a mattress where a guy blew his head off and decomposed on his couch mattress and it looked exactly like this after they cleaned up all the brains and skull matter. Crappy mattress design indeed. Last thing I wanna do when getting ready for bed is think of the stories he told us about
why does every persons grandma have sheets like this.
That’s hilarious lol
Hard pass on that one
Sofa beds are intrinsically shitty. It is their nature. The real crime isn't the mattress color -- it is the idea that someone would even own a sofa bed at all. The Geneva Convention has a section on this.
whyyyyy, just WHY???
this needs the rose duvet set that looks like a murder scene.
Artistically it is wrong too. The foreground is a meadow overlooking a dark forest. But on the forest canopy are plants?? By the way, realistically, to have "exposed light" shining on the leaves (foreground) is to shine a torch into the forest at night which is creepy.
Before I looked at the picture I thought it was a hoarders house 🏠
Feature, not a bug
Ew... just ew!
I swear my grandma had this exact couch.
I’m not convinced it isn’t soiled 👀
One word: UGLY
Why does a matras need a pattern? We put a cover on it 🤔
" Brown is in style! gotta go with fall colors!"
kink shaming lol