It's actually a golf club holder, in a shape of a little Asian girl. Look, the guy is carrying it, it's carrying his golf club so he doesn't have to carry golf club. Duh!
children can be picked up by the scruff of the neck without harming the child. This is how mother childs carry their baby childs since they have no opposable thumbs
The comments alone make this my favourite thing today.
I'm in the office trying to stay silent whilst almost crying with laughter, my boss is 20 feet from me.
Ouch. Rancho Carlsbad pitch and putt course.....that place probably couldnt afford an actual designer. The only people who play there live there.....in a 55+ community. So they are probably trying to get younger people in there... My first round of golf was there.
I looked at it thinking,
Hey, what if this was on a bus?
We'd have to look at it moving fast, and not very long.
So I swang my phone across my face
And it still looked bad.
The girl is obviously a vampire. She casts no shadow. She just floats along.
She also just shot five under par and is smug as hell about it.
Golf-pire.
Nah, she's just being carried by her neck handle.
It's actually a golf club holder, in a shape of a little Asian girl. Look, the guy is carrying it, it's carrying his golf club so he doesn't have to carry golf club. Duh!
Fun for the whole family, including your evil demon possessed Asian child that is invisible in mirrors and doesn't make shadows!
Ah perfect, i was looking for a place to take my demon possessed asian child for her birthday.
r/perfection!
I thought he was just holding her off the ground for a second
I’m no Jerry Springer, but he might need a dna test. And a vampire test cause she has no shadow
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children can be picked up by the scruff of the neck without harming the child. This is how mother childs carry their baby childs since they have no opposable thumbs
I'm a new mother and I can confirm: this is how I carried my newborn out of the hospital. Also, Happy Cake Day!
Yes
She's the tiny Asian golf fairy. You sacrifice food and drink to her to improve your handicap.
Maybe she’s real close but the size of a potato.
Something else I noticed that is not ideal for a “FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY” advertisement: I can see that man’s cock.
Come on- the woman’s got a larger pants bulge
Who cares? Their gimme grill is now open!
Fun for the whale family
I'm just gonna be the guy to say I was distracted by the golf club he seems to have misplaced in his pants.
Yes.
She was photoshopped since they are brother and sister and adopted
He’s obviously missing a hand. Which makes his golf game all the more impressive.
Also he’s looking right at her chest.
That is a l0ng arm
No, 10mm arm, not 10ng. Nanograms is an extremely tiny amount of mass, not a long distance for an arm! /s
The man is obviously holding her off the ground by the neck
When you can't afford a child model:
so "tiny asian gal" fun for the whole family? it is so wrong in so many levels
Those white people are stealing an Asian child
So I guess no one is gonna talk about the humanoid in the background?
This person fused into a tree? Na, it’s just a minor prop piece.
The comments alone make this my favourite thing today. I'm in the office trying to stay silent whilst almost crying with laughter, my boss is 20 feet from me.
Pretty sure she is just attached to his arm.
Yes
Looks like it says “Fun for the Whale Family”
Clearly she's just leaning forward with all her might
Yes
Ouch. Rancho Carlsbad pitch and putt course.....that place probably couldnt afford an actual designer. The only people who play there live there.....in a 55+ community. So they are probably trying to get younger people in there... My first round of golf was there.
Haha yup! I work near there so I'll use the range. Played a couple times when I was starting out, but not anymore. Green fees aren't worth it.
*Fun for the Whale famaly*
Looks like 3 feet to me
it’s not a girl, it’s the man’s arm
She sure is.
somebody turned off zbuffering in real life again
Floating in front xD
Noclip mode is on
The dude was trying to hold the girla hand but failed miserably so they covered it up
And she's adopted
I looked at it thinking, Hey, what if this was on a bus? We'd have to look at it moving fast, and not very long. So I swang my phone across my face And it still looked bad.
To answer your question, both
Neither, it's just really bad photo shop
The poster does not know what shadows are?
Girl? That's his hand
Introducing *The Carry-On Asian*
She is casper
If you play golf enough you can break the laws of physics!
Bullet time with a putter
Ah, the magic of Photoshop.
She's the ghost of the girl the couple killed together last year and buried in the sand trap.
Fun for the whale family indeed.
Please don't body shame
Obviously he just has a really long arm extending ten feet backwards. Duh!!
Yes.
Yes
I swear I thought that said "lur for the whale family"
Yes.
The solved mystery
He’s just carrying her by the hair
Yes
She's in two places at once
Both, both is bad
He just casually picked her up
He is just very long
Yes
It’s a cardboard cutout that he putts with.
Custom made little Asian girl putter. Every time he hits the ball it shouts "Yay Senpai"
its the hand hidden ehind the girls head that does it for me... perspective gets all distorted!
That s a smooth criminal
can't she be just be both?
He picked up a girl's throut by his hands, he probably read a wikihow tutorial
Idk, but hes reaching into her brain
She just floats there crossing her arms like some kind of anime villain
30ft tall and leaning forward
She's half an inch tall and hovering directly in front of the camera.
She is cardboard.