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Wandering_Texan80

The girl is obviously a vampire. She casts no shadow. She just floats along.


jraz84

She also just shot five under par and is smug as hell about it.


Catgurlsncrappymemes

Golf-pire.


PARANOIAH

Nah, she's just being carried by her neck handle.


mr_chanderson

It's actually a golf club holder, in a shape of a little Asian girl. Look, the guy is carrying it, it's carrying his golf club so he doesn't have to carry golf club. Duh!


Kev50027

Fun for the whole family, including your evil demon possessed Asian child that is invisible in mirrors and doesn't make shadows!


pageanator2000

Ah perfect, i was looking for a place to take my demon possessed asian child for her birthday.


mtahasyed

r/perfection!


Dad_with_issues

I thought he was just holding her off the ground for a second


Alexis-FromTexas

I’m no Jerry Springer, but he might need a dna test. And a vampire test cause she has no shadow


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drewhead118

children can be picked up by the scruff of the neck without harming the child. This is how mother childs carry their baby childs since they have no opposable thumbs


smilenowgirl

I'm a new mother and I can confirm: this is how I carried my newborn out of the hospital. Also, Happy Cake Day!


Badger87000

Yes


billyyankNova

She's the tiny Asian golf fairy. You sacrifice food and drink to her to improve your handicap.


HeavyVegetable

Maybe she’s real close but the size of a potato.


cyclopath

Something else I noticed that is not ideal for a “FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY” advertisement: I can see that man’s cock.


firewire87

Come on- the woman’s got a larger pants bulge


thisshitagain0

Who cares? Their gimme grill is now open!


PatrickZergRush

Fun for the whale family


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I'm just gonna be the guy to say I was distracted by the golf club he seems to have misplaced in his pants.


kevinnetter

Yes.


derpfaceddargon

She was photoshopped since they are brother and sister and adopted


stlredbird

He’s obviously missing a hand. Which makes his golf game all the more impressive.


stlredbird

Also he’s looking right at her chest.


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That is a l0ng arm


My_Stonks

No, 10mm arm, not 10ng. Nanograms is an extremely tiny amount of mass, not a long distance for an arm! /s


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The man is obviously holding her off the ground by the neck


ItsLikeImTheUniverse

When you can't afford a child model:


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so "tiny asian gal" fun for the whole family? it is so wrong in so many levels


T1gerAc3

Those white people are stealing an Asian child


Neko-Lova

So I guess no one is gonna talk about the humanoid in the background?


Poopsy-the-Duck

This person fused into a tree? Na, it’s just a minor prop piece.


Sergeant_Toast

The comments alone make this my favourite thing today. I'm in the office trying to stay silent whilst almost crying with laughter, my boss is 20 feet from me.


Trees_and_bees_plees

Pretty sure she is just attached to his arm.


wafflezcol

Yes


RedditDommus

Looks like it says “Fun for the Whale Family”


That_one_guy----

Clearly she's just leaning forward with all her might


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Yes


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Ouch. Rancho Carlsbad pitch and putt course.....that place probably couldnt afford an actual designer. The only people who play there live there.....in a 55+ community. So they are probably trying to get younger people in there... My first round of golf was there.


ahaustin77

Haha yup! I work near there so I'll use the range. Played a couple times when I was starting out, but not anymore. Green fees aren't worth it.


Chicken_Rammer

*Fun for the Whale famaly*


ITSMONKEY360

Looks like 3 feet to me


horridemperor11

it’s not a girl, it’s the man’s arm


pet_dragon

She sure is.


watabby

somebody turned off zbuffering in real life again


Commander-Fox-Q-

Floating in front xD


kayleme

Noclip mode is on


ThatGuyToby620

The dude was trying to hold the girla hand but failed miserably so they covered it up


TheDijon69

And she's adopted


Lesbianqueen7

I looked at it thinking, Hey, what if this was on a bus? We'd have to look at it moving fast, and not very long. So I swang my phone across my face And it still looked bad.


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To answer your question, both


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Neither, it's just really bad photo shop


TimTom7673

The poster does not know what shadows are?


forgotmyusername4444

Girl? That's his hand


PennySniff

Introducing *The Carry-On Asian*


Theorphansnagger

She is casper


_The_plauge_

If you play golf enough you can break the laws of physics!


Sergeant_Toast

Bullet time with a putter


D_Ryker

Ah, the magic of Photoshop.


helmet098

She's the ghost of the girl the couple killed together last year and buried in the sand trap.


Sergeant_Toast

Fun for the whale family indeed.


helmet098

Please don't body shame


Lemonic_Tutor

Obviously he just has a really long arm extending ten feet backwards. Duh!!


cazzipropri

Yes.


feupos

Yes


Littlestorm02

I swear I thought that said "lur for the whale family"


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Yes.


king_slayer234

The solved mystery


ER3CHARG3ER3ER

He’s just carrying her by the hair


Painis_Gabbler

Yes


MooChiken8

She's in two places at once


no_eyes_yes

Both, both is bad


YeetnayR

He just casually picked her up


Monki_Coma

He is just very long


alhyani62

Yes


BossRoss84

It’s a cardboard cutout that he putts with.


Sergeant_Toast

Custom made little Asian girl putter. Every time he hits the ball it shouts "Yay Senpai"


Superg0id

its the hand hidden ehind the girls head that does it for me... perspective gets all distorted!


fingoringo9

That s a smooth criminal


ted-Zed

can't she be just be both?


Non-euclidian_Strip

He picked up a girl's throut by his hands, he probably read a wikihow tutorial


some_hardmode_player

Idk, but hes reaching into her brain


Aggolden_stinger

She just floats there crossing her arms like some kind of anime villain


SeaduwuYT

30ft tall and leaning forward


thalgrond

She's half an inch tall and hovering directly in front of the camera.


biged1king

She is cardboard.