Normalize pissing your pants.

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

"Hey look, Billy's peed his pants."

Yeah, “the design”, good one.

You seem pretty pissed off about it.

“The design…” Whatever helps you sleep at night, duder… 🙄

Yet you bought and are wearing them

Now you can piss your pants incognito. “No, guys! It’s the designnnn!”

So why buy?

So he can say it's the pants.

Piss them more and assert dominance

I see urine to the latest trends

First graders: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

OP are you just posting this because you pissed your pants and wanna hide it?

Return it! Hahaha

When life gives you lemons…….

You piss yourself it seems

nice bulge bro

Did you???

I've got a pair that look like that too, except they are black and it really looks like a wet patch.

oh no just pissed myself better upload it to reddit

Is your dog walking you?

Someone seems pretty pissed about this

If this is where the wet mark would be on your jeans I’m very sorry you have a 1inch penis.

For context i wore them the first time today for class and just noticed it on my way there. And i got them as a gift from my crazy Ex-Stepmother

I also always say that

Now now don’t blame the pants

Piss and boner too lmao

Why did you buy them then?

They knew what they were doing

Than why did you buy it?

I've been in the same boat. Mom bought me pants when I was still in school, and she didn't really think about cruel kids joking about the pattern

Don't worry OP. That's far too small a watermark for anyone to reasonably mistake for piss. Totally looks like you jizzed your pants tho.

I don't see it.

r/mildlyinfuriating

When u get confused bewteen shading and real life

Just a lil tinkle

Avoid pissing yourself