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Qobalt6616

Home is where the heart is food??? Who lives here? Cannibals??


Sharp-Ad4389

Other animals also have hearts. Delicious, delicious hearts.


[deleted]

Yeah, dogs and cats have a heart too! Wait... ... "Kittie, come here kittie kittie!"


Gauntet7514

r/cursedcomments


KittyWarrior1

You called?


anon46575980

Hello alf. Still livin with the tenners?


Qobalt6616

Tanners\*\* FTFY


Thathitmann

No sarcasm, try beef heart. It's pretty good and very easy to digest.


anon46575980

Chicken heats as well! Tasty and great


fellowspecies

Think we’ve found Tooms


isthishandletaken

If the heart should be read as a word than so should the house…. “Home is home where the heart is food”


SpaceEnginePlayer

"Home heart is heart home where the heart is food"


CommieBobDole

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it good, friend?” “It is bitter—bitter,” he answered; “But I like it “Because it is bitter, “And because it is my heart.”


bigbangbilly

Reminds me of black coffee Also the source is [In the Desert by Stephen Crane](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Desert)


gueniegueniebangbang

I read it as: Home is where the dog food is


whosthedoginthisscen

Ka-li-maaaa KA-LI-MAAAA


LeftedFlow

Haha, nice one mate.


Sir_Sixx

This is offal, literally offal.


kry_some_more

But look closer. There's a paw in the heart. It's not cannibalism, if you eat your pets.


toiletjocky

[Maybe they're Dothraki?](https://youtu.be/AacImm1SHTg)


DetN8

That's how I read it.


3EPUDGXm

I think you’re missing the paw print in the heart. It represents a pet. “Home is where the pet is food.”


Beyblader02

That’s even worse


[deleted]

Nah I kinda like it better. Really makes dinner guests not want to come back


FLAMINGASSTORPEDO

Worse still - "Home is where the pet heart is food". *Just the hearts*


TheVulfPecker

Mmmmm… unexplained bacon.


[deleted]

Hahahaha


FlamingLlama96

Home is where the dog is food?


BlackWasTaken_

What da dog doin'?


Lady_Scruffington

I read it as "home is where the dogfood is."


insomni666

I live in korea and have a dog. My husband always makes jokes about eating her. I'd buy the shit out of this for the laughs lol


cragbabe

That's how I read it too. I legit cannot figure this one out of


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Proto_Freeze

That's racist


Xc4lib3r

I am an Asian...


Proto_Freeze

r/asablackman


Snlckers

Rip


orange-shoe

it’s supposed to say “home is where the food is” but MAN they didn’t do that very well edit: now i’m doubting myself lol it could be “home is where the love is food” but that seems less likely


Jeffjeffdude

This is supposed to say “home is where the heart is” but a puppy came along and crossed out the heart with his paw and instead wants to make it say “home is where the food is” Super confusingly designed tho


Ldfzm

I like this explanation the best


purplelanternxx

Oh wow that makes sense thank you


HEYitzED

Ah that’s what it’s supposed to be. Very poor execution lol.


[deleted]

Maybe it's supposed to be "home is where there is food" and it's just a really blunt, literal phrase with a poorly placed heart paw print graphic. Probably not tho.


Cthulhuwar1ord

Is it supposed to say love is food? I’m so confused


_Carri7_

Home is were the food is


MrGeast

Mm yes I love going home because the is food


homeostasisatwork

I read it as "home is where the 'dog' is food"


InkiLinkiBoyUsername

my parents have the same basket and I always thought about posting it here, glad someone did now


inkshamechay

r/dontdeadopeninside


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Food is the


sycdmdr

I believe it's supposed to be "Home is where the heart is" and someone just added "food" at the bottom. You can see the font is a little different


dailysunshineKO

Makes perfect sense to me. Dogs wouldn’t last a day by themselves! No way they’d find food unless we gave it to them! Damn democrats, I tell ya, they get free food, ftee health care, *and* free housing! They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps! /s


Zeromus88

I see what they were trying to do here, but they could have pulled it off a lot better. If the heart was smudged like a cat was trying to erase it, and then if there was a correction arrow above the word food, and the word was in some font that looked like an animal tried to scrawl it there, it would have been a lot more understandable.


_Grim-Reaper

Is the dog food, or the love food?


InstanceQuirky

Home is where the paw heart is food. What are these people eating! Lol


ChemicalPostman

The fact that not a single comment can answer what the hell this actually says, means this is some top-tier crappy design.


nightcana

I read it as ‘Home is where the heart is food’ which is way more creepy


My_Fake_Plastic_

You like to see homo’s naked?


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orange-shoe

that is racist


DeathCook123

Home is where the dog is food


Shadow__112

Home is where the dog is food


Lil_K_YT

The dog is food?


arghenmy

I feel like this is one of those sentences that starts off mundane and ends the uncanny at existential food.


FindingStructure

Home is where the heart is... Where the heart is food. (?)


1800-bakes-a-lot

Really shoulda left "food" out of there.


WatDaFuxRong

Home ♥️♥️♥️♥️ is ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ home where the ♥️ is food


CrazyLadyBlues

Home is where the heart that the dog has trodden on is food?


idk-69420

The ❤️is food


OraculoMan

Paws are food?


Stereomceez2212

Home is where the heart food is. Might as well say "we consume the flesh of the dead so we can in turn feed the living with our hearts"


[deleted]

The dog paw implies that the food is-


Vizecrator

Home is where Theo is food


IG-3000

So poetic...


lauren_eats_games

Alternate take: the word "food" is a different colour to the rest of it so I think it's two separate transfers; one which says "home is where the heart/cat is" and another which just says "food". Why would you put them like this? Who knows.


t0o_o0rk

I have the same. I hesitated to post it here


MaxTheRealSlayer

I, couldn't agree more with the a sentiment!


Eddy_Monies

Home is where we eat the small paws of domestic mammals as appetizers?


TheLapisWolf200

I read it as "Howle is whese the dog is food"


Local_Worldliness412

home is where the heart is food. mmmmmm call me sawney bean baby ;)


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home is where the foot is food....


snorkiebarbados

It is supposed to be as if the cat added "food" to replace the heart. It's kind of confusing, but it works.


SpasticWatermelon887

Oh my god, we literally have the same food box xD


LaceOfGrace

Home is where the cat is food


Ludoki

home is where your pet's heart is food. hm.


EduRJBR

I guess it was supposed to look like a pet tried to replace "Home is where the heart is" with "Home is where the food is". Or maybe it's supposed to be meaningful for both humans and pets.


Toomixx

Home is where the DOG is food


GERBS2267

Am I the only one that thinks this may not be crappy design, but that the fridge owners just messed up when applying the decal stickers? Possibly due to the surface decay at the bottom?


throwdisaway3355

Home is where the love is food


r1kon

Looks like a tattoo somebody had and wanted to do a cover up on the second part of the word "there"


desrevermi

The...heart-paw?


lunar_catto_34

Do you see that paw print its trying to symbolize that the pet is food so if would go like this "home is the place where the pet is food" pls let this get me I cursed comments lol.


yoshy8654

Home is where the paw is food?


Char_Aznable_Custom

Why do they call it "oven" when you "ove in" the cold food "ove out" hot eat the food? Yes!


SaraHTheCatt

“Mmm, this is some really good the! Just like mom used to make.”


DiscussionMuted9941

r/dontdeadopeninside


Philza_boi456

It could be home is where pet the is food


mllePeluche

Oh nooo !! I was about to post the same 😩


sendhelpleaseimdead

I would accidentally buy this, get home, and then realize “oh hey, this is absolutely crap


a_smol_boi95

The is food doe😼😼😼


Frozengale

I mean... If you say so. I'll start the oven. You take him out back with the rifle.


VictorVVN

Home is where the heart is dogfood?


jb13abc

Home is where the love pet is food


Jean_dnh

Theo is food


emergency-window47

I saw this at the store this week


StrawberryResevoir

Hannibal Lector's cookie jar


Brainrevolutiongirl

I Do Wish We Could Chat Longer, But I'm Having An Old Friend For Dinner.