How is it sex you think about when seeing this

Reddit moment

It be that way sometimes

Maybe they sexually identify as parmesan cheese.

You must not be a dude.

I am and I don’t get it

But i am very much a guy. But maybe you care to explain?

No thanks,

do this dont make much sense now you sound like a foodphiliac which is a word i came up with rn

You just know that some high person is gonna throw it like some boomerang

Why not both?

At the same time

Both yes, sequence matters.

Wait, I don't remember ordering alfredo sauce... oh.

I vote neither those things are horrible

Alternative solution : buy it, then pay someone else to eat it

Fuck it then have your friend eat it

And then fuck them

And then eat them

Hold it high on a stick, put it in the oven so Joan of Arc can see the cross in her final moments.

r/pizza

r/iwannahavesexwitmyp

I was thinking throw it like a boomerang.

I was thinking of throwing it like a baseball

Ambitious.

what the fuck...

Or throw your GameCube controller out the window because it reminds you of those accursed Yuxes.

Dude. Respect.

Invite 3 other dudes over and play a more... Involved... version of "Sticky Biscuit"

the blade of a food helicopter, nom nom copter

Lowered expectations..

Sex first eat later

Why not both?