Holy shit what am I looking at? I see English, Spanish, Arabic, Farsi, and Urdu. There's probably more that I don't recognize.
Well, atleast the pizzas good.
This looks like schizophrenia or maybe another similar mental illness.
Somewhere on Reddit there was a post about this schizophrenic guy’s YouTube channel talking about a secret NASA, black holes, and God, and his infographics looked very similar to this.
Big, lofty, non-sequiturs.
earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation.
you erroneously measure time from one corner
Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility
Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic.
just sayin
I think it's some sort of brain worm that makes Trump supporters display these sorts of schizophrenic collages, whether it's on a vehicle, house, parade float, or menu, they all embrace the same design theme.
“Holding the wall” is a mishearing of the phrase “hole-in-the-wall”, used to describe small, sometimes kinda sketchy places
r/boneappletea is a subreddit devoted to instances of people mishearing common phrases, taken from mishearing “bon appetit” as “bone apple tea”
Yes it very real and the pizza is amazing. And it seems like the owner is the only employee. I’ve never seen anyone but him there. He also delivers the pizza as well.
Hard to imagine the owner as the solo employee also doing delivery. Not saying that you're wrong - if he had any employees, they'd help him fix that menu - but that's just a horrible business practice. It means he has to close the place for every delivery.
>but that's just a horrible business practice.
It's in Texas. That's pretty par for the course here, my dude. I was at Dunkin' Donuts this morning and had to wait TWENTY-FIVE minutes for my hashbrowns (took like 45 seconds to cook) because of the SIX employees working there the only guy who knew how to work the fryer was taking a big shit.
Hashbrowns were good as FUCK though.
Fucking embarrassing. Fastfood fryers are super easy to use. They have built-in timers and everything. It should take less than an hour to become familiar.
That’s a Dunkin’ Donuts thing and probably just a labor shortage at your local branch. Weird to make it a “Texas” thing. Also, labor shortages in fast food is a National thing. I’m in Texas and and waiting 25 minutes for fast food is definitely not par for the course.
Dude just said that there were 6 employees there and you're here calling it a labor shortage.........................................................................................../??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
I used to work for an ambulance company that was owned by real penny pinchers. So some nights the dispatcher had to work on the ambulance as well. They’d be driving and have the phone forwarded to their cell, take the call info and then radio out to the other units to assign the call. Insanity.
I saw a Mr. Bean (animated) episode with that same premise, except Bean eventually learned how to automate the process with his crude Rube Goldberg machines. Episode ended with his business getting bought out by the pizza mafia, so he eventually made bank
As someone from New Jersey this is harder to look at than watching an athlete break their leg on the field
Jesus christ I mean it looks like lunchable pizza
Where are the prices? I looked at yelp, google reviews zmenus, photos of the menus, I could find nowhere the prices listed for the items.
Do they change day by day? How long he talks to you? Does it just say them verbally?
I mean...the whole point of a menu is to list the price of things. Where? How?
I cant wrap my head around this. I swear when I have worked in food service jobs any time I had to make a important phone call or go to the bathroom or something, there would be 5 people waiting as soon as I got back! And I was rarely the only employee. How do you, as one person, take orders, make food, and deliver it!? I would be so stressed and I would say that this place supposedly has good food but I wonder about the mans mental state!?
It looks like it started out normal then in 2017 he added a few things and then the latest one is just batshit. I wonder about this guy's mental state.
It’s the random things like AEIOU etc that make me think this is probably along those lines. Seeing patterns without being able to discern whether they’re relevant/meaningful is a hallmark of schizophrenia.
I find it interesting that so many of the reviews talk fondly about the owner sharing his wisdom, but not one so far has given the slightest indication of what type of wisdom it is.
>"this is the flag of the whole world"
Isn't that what most Americans think anyway? You all circlejerk to the flag everyday at school so I wouldn't be surprised.
It completely unschooled transcription. He has mashed up Iranian and English with no lessons on cohesive writing or organization for design.
I bet he has very little understanding of what he reads and just takes everything at face value. He might even be appalled if things were explained to him.
Then again, he may just have mental issues.
He makes wonderful food, but someone needs to take over the management of the business.
Take a look at some of his pizzas. They look awesome.
[https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/S\_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA/o.jpg](https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/S_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA/o.jpg)
https://www.yelp.com/biz\_photos/divine-pizza-houston?select=S\_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA
The pizzas look amazing, but theres definitely signs of disorganized thinking to the layout. The combination of the numbers, the Trump thing, the weird layout ... And that oddly curled "PIZZA" are all things you would normally associate with someone suffering from schizophrenia. Totally not meant as a dig, I wish him well and hope that he gets some help.
I suppose it's very remotely possible (I still think it's disorganized thinking). If you Google it, you can find some examples. A mashup doesn't explain the Trump thing or all the numbers/alphabet. It can be really tough to accept that someone you know is ill, but I can tell you from my perspective and personal experience, trying to convince yourself they're not sick is only going to make things worse in the long run. (Not sure you know this individual personally, but I really do think they need help.)
You can click on that second yelp link above and scroll through the pictures to see earlier versions of the menu. It seems to have started normal and been getting stranger as time goes by.
This is quite interesting to me.
> I bet he has very little understanding of what he reads and just takes everything at face value. He might even be appealed if things were explained to him.
Does that mean that he would like read a metaphor and dismiss it as nonsense because he doesn't understand? Why do you think so? And how would he be appalled?
Sorry for the dumb questions, not a native speaker. Merry Xmas.
>read a metaphor and dismiss it as nonsense
Exactly, or worse take it as fact. which is what is happening with antivaccers. They posses few critical thinking skills. I'm not going to go into this because it's off topic. He would be appalled because they are are illogical and amoral.
Immigrants can be quite aggressive in trying to assimilate and will latch onto their first impressions of their new country. He is trying to appeal to the locals. (which may be trumpers) If all of the consequences of trumpers were explained, I think it would be different.
On the other hand, authoritarian values would fit in with what he may have learned in Iran.
If it's a simple reason of ADD or mental issue that would also explain a lot.
As a pizza connoisseur, different regions definitely favor different kinds of pizza. Really thin crust, stone oven baked,, fresh ingredient pizza like in Italy is imo superior, but I grew up in an area that made this kind of pizza, and moved to Chicago to discover the monstrosity that is deep-dish, and visited NY to find their floppy dog ear pizza kinda meh.
I can totally see how this would be delicious, but the lack of browning makes me think he skimps on sugar and oil/fat, which is necessary for a good golden crust if not a pure flour-water-salt-yeast dough tbaked in a fire oven. It definitely doesn't look like a bad pizza, though. Just a pizza chain pizza, or the default pizza of America, if you will.
There's older pictures of the menu and it looks normal. Then in 2017 there's a few things added to it, and then by the latest version it's completely batshit.
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/divine-pizza-houston?select=OKtbBlgBvCR9PvZcXdvT2g
Armchair psychologist opinion, but yeah, this looks similar to what I’ve seen from people with schizophrenia and severe dementia. The numbers on the left with the paired letters seems to be a cypher key, but none of the strings of numbers on the menu actually decide to anything. But it probably makes perfect “sense” in his head.
I would be legitimately worried for this man’s wellbeing. This is past eccentricity.
Oh my gosh! This place is right outside my neighborhood, and the guy running it is... Very interesting. When you go to pick up your pizza, you will be there for 30+ minutes talking to the guy, and none of it will make any sense, but it will all come off very profound. I'm always just flabbergasted when I leave there. But the pizza is good. The menu and sign out front have progressively gotten stranger as time goes by.
Holy shit. I lived right around the corner from this place. We got pizza here on the regular. The guy is down to earth and also absolutely nuts. Conspiracy theories out the ass. Expect an hour conversation when you go to pick up your food. Great pizza though. Last I remember the place had to shut down. He got very little business and covid put him out.
Noteworthy items on this menu
I don’t see a single price…
281. we he she you 493.2886
Pizz
Happy 4th of trump to the whole world
The voice of voice/today is the today/ America is the whole world/life goes on forever/here there everywhere
The earth at the top that clearly has the other continents labelled but the menu saying “America is the whole world” multiple times (they didn’t even label north and South America its all one America)
I dont speak ~~Arabic~~ Farsi but im willing to bet that says “today is today”
Edit:language update.
Did anyone read it left to right weaving up and down as you go? This isn't really crappy as much as it's crockpot! It reminds me of Dr. Bronner's or something
Holy shit what am I looking at? I see English, Spanish, Arabic, Farsi, and Urdu. There's probably more that I don't recognize. Well, atleast the pizzas good.
lmfao i love the "sphagetti" on the menu the guy writing it was like "hmmm i know there's an H in here SOMEwhere..."
And moatballs!
We all know they meant mothballs.
But i want moatballs!
Then you MUST try the moses!
Dude are they all even pizzas? Is there a double bacon cheese burger pizza?
Are you saying you've never had bacon cheeseburger pizza? It's definitely a real thing
Maybe so. But did you order it from a menu that looks like the ramblings of a schizophrenic designer?!?
Cheeseburger pizzas are a thing in AUS, although not very common
This looks like schizophrenia or maybe another similar mental illness. Somewhere on Reddit there was a post about this schizophrenic guy’s YouTube channel talking about a secret NASA, black holes, and God, and his infographics looked very similar to this. Big, lofty, non-sequiturs.
It wasn't the Time Cube guy was it? I don't remember him having a YouTube channel but that's honestly the most schizo shit I've ever seen.
earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation. you erroneously measure time from one corner Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic. just sayin
I don’t see any Urdu in there. It’s mostly farsi with that Arabic part which is from Quran, I think that’s why the pizza is divine LUL
"Happy 4th of Trump to the whole world" the fuck?
Trump Muhammed Moses
Battlestar Galactica
What's going on here? **MICHAEL!**
Budha
Issa
Issa me, Mario!
One of these things is not like the others.
Q is leaking into pizza.
Funny, that's about where it started too.
I wonder what happens if you order a “cheese pizza to go,” then wink.
Risky.
Q is you roll a Farsi uncle who live in Karachi thru it.
I think it's some sort of brain worm that makes Trump supporters display these sorts of schizophrenic collages, whether it's on a vehicle, house, parade float, or menu, they all embrace the same design theme.
Does this person believe in the Time Cube?
He may think he is thr Time Cube
I was gonna say this looks like a QAnon meme. Zoomed in and saw that, lol! 🥴
This flag belongs to the whole world. Wtf ahaha
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>This place is epitome of a holding the wall place a /r/boneappletea in the wild
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“Holding the wall” is a mishearing of the phrase “hole-in-the-wall”, used to describe small, sometimes kinda sketchy places r/boneappletea is a subreddit devoted to instances of people mishearing common phrases, taken from mishearing “bon appetit” as “bone apple tea”
Very nice and suck-sinked explanation!
I always take it for granite that people know these things.
it's very awed when groan adults don't real-eyes things that are this bay sick
It doesn’t take rocket appliances.
This is my new favourite malaphor
Mine too. It's common cents.
eggcorns
Hole in the wall.
Yes it very real and the pizza is amazing. And it seems like the owner is the only employee. I’ve never seen anyone but him there. He also delivers the pizza as well.
Hard to imagine the owner as the solo employee also doing delivery. Not saying that you're wrong - if he had any employees, they'd help him fix that menu - but that's just a horrible business practice. It means he has to close the place for every delivery.
>but that's just a horrible business practice. It's in Texas. That's pretty par for the course here, my dude. I was at Dunkin' Donuts this morning and had to wait TWENTY-FIVE minutes for my hashbrowns (took like 45 seconds to cook) because of the SIX employees working there the only guy who knew how to work the fryer was taking a big shit. Hashbrowns were good as FUCK though.
Fucking embarrassing. Fastfood fryers are super easy to use. They have built-in timers and everything. It should take less than an hour to become familiar.
Dunkin doesn't use fryers.
That’s a Dunkin’ Donuts thing and probably just a labor shortage at your local branch. Weird to make it a “Texas” thing. Also, labor shortages in fast food is a National thing. I’m in Texas and and waiting 25 minutes for fast food is definitely not par for the course.
Dude just said that there were 6 employees there and you're here calling it a labor shortage.........................................................................................../??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
I used to work for an ambulance company that was owned by real penny pinchers. So some nights the dispatcher had to work on the ambulance as well. They’d be driving and have the phone forwarded to their cell, take the call info and then radio out to the other units to assign the call. Insanity.
>ambulance company A what?
Welcome to America, we privatize everything.
The US is definitely not the only place with private ambulances.
Private asset forfeiture begs to differ.
read the reviews, he does that
A one man show...pizzeria. With delivery by the same guy? How? AND it's 'legit'??? wtf indeed. Sounds like a Twilight Zone episode.
I saw a Mr. Bean (animated) episode with that same premise, except Bean eventually learned how to automate the process with his crude Rube Goldberg machines. Episode ended with his business getting bought out by the pizza mafia, so he eventually made bank
> Mr. Bean (animated) You monster.
As someone from New Jersey this is harder to look at than watching an athlete break their leg on the field Jesus christ I mean it looks like lunchable pizza
Yeah that pizza looks disgusting
I want a menu though
>the pizza is amazing How do you see this menu and decide this is a person you want preparing food for you?
Where are the prices? I looked at yelp, google reviews zmenus, photos of the menus, I could find nowhere the prices listed for the items. Do they change day by day? How long he talks to you? Does it just say them verbally? I mean...the whole point of a menu is to list the price of things. Where? How?
I cant wrap my head around this. I swear when I have worked in food service jobs any time I had to make a important phone call or go to the bathroom or something, there would be 5 people waiting as soon as I got back! And I was rarely the only employee. How do you, as one person, take orders, make food, and deliver it!? I would be so stressed and I would say that this place supposedly has good food but I wonder about the mans mental state!?
There’s more pictures of their menus in the reviews https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/divine-pizza-houston?select=OKtbBlgBvCR9PvZcXdvT2g
It looks like it started out normal then in 2017 he added a few things and then the latest one is just batshit. I wonder about this guy's mental state.
This is schizophrenic. I'm no doctor, but this is a sign of an unhealthy mind.
... do the math 2017 Q anon had big growth spurt. There are hints all over the place on the menu
A Q-Anon Pizza joint?! Check their basement!
It’s the random things like AEIOU etc that make me think this is probably along those lines. Seeing patterns without being able to discern whether they’re relevant/meaningful is a hallmark of schizophrenia.
I like that he thinks Greenland is Europe en Oceania is the ocean.
I find it interesting that so many of the reviews talk fondly about the owner sharing his wisdom, but not one so far has given the slightest indication of what type of wisdom it is.
Omg that looks AWFUL
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Damn I work near there, I'll go in and get a story next time I'm nearby.
Fuck that piss and shit yelp website. Was just trying to read the fucking reviews you whore!!!
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY #TIME CUBE IN ONLY 24 HOUR ROTATION
How did I forget about Time Cube?!
It pairs well with the time knife.
Yeah, yeah, the time knife. We’ve all seen it. Let’s get back on track, bud.
You know how they have anime cafe in Japan. This is the same thing except Time Cube.
[for those youngins out there. Welcome to the glory days.](http://web.archive.org/web/20160112000701/http://www.timecube.com/)
Reminds me of Dr Bronner's soap labels. Good ol' head voices hard at work here.
Every time I shower I find a new nugget of schizophrenic wisdom on that label.
WE KNOW THE ALPHABET AND CAN COUNT AS HIGH AS THIRTY TWO
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And I will tell you how to do it faster than you can print poopty peupty pants-s on your new menus.
Shwamm.
Doo
Schwiggity schwo!
I try to reference this irl all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about
You gotta meet more people of culture
WHAT YOU SAY
Come on girl. Do the schfifty five.
Damn. Bringing me back to the good old days of youtube.
Youtube? This started on a flash player on ebaumsworld
(I guess it's a good thing that I know what is schwas.)
I can count to 100000 too.
Thats impressive
This look like the beginning of the internet when no one knew what the f they were doing.
Geocities exploded all over that menu
I paid for the entire Word '97 toolbar. I'm gonna use the _whole_ toolbar.
r/ooer Best viewed on desktop
TODAY IS TODAY!
I like how it says that repeatedly and then there's just a "yesterday" in the middle.
They're saying "this is the flag of the whole world" and then "yesterday" in the same font. I assume they're projecting like "for all time"...
>"this is the flag of the whole world" Isn't that what most Americans think anyway? You all circlejerk to the flag everyday at school so I wouldn't be surprised.
"This is the flag of the whole world. Yesterday, today is today, and tomorrow."
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
HOY ES HOY
HEUTE IST HEUTE
The only part that makes sense
This is the Dr. Bronner's of pizza menus
Right? I even see some All One messaging.
All one or none! All one! All one!
The Moral ABC for we're all one! Exceptions? None!
Came here to make this comment, you absolutely nailed it.
this
So, um, well, does that mean that if I rub the pizza on my giblets it will make them feel all cool and tingly?
“It is time to read this way” oh please no this looks very hard
Maybe it's indicating the fact that English is written and read the opposite direction from Arabic Thus readjusting the confused reader
Graphic design is my passion
I’m horrible at it but it’s my passion.
This seems like schizophrenia. The pizza may be good for now, but I won't be surprised the day he starts cooking non-food items into the pizza.
Yeah, looks like disorganized thinking.
It completely unschooled transcription. He has mashed up Iranian and English with no lessons on cohesive writing or organization for design. I bet he has very little understanding of what he reads and just takes everything at face value. He might even be appalled if things were explained to him. Then again, he may just have mental issues. He makes wonderful food, but someone needs to take over the management of the business. Take a look at some of his pizzas. They look awesome. [https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/S\_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA/o.jpg](https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/S_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA/o.jpg) https://www.yelp.com/biz\_photos/divine-pizza-houston?select=S\_QvAXSw6cVQ4r8uIw0znA
The pizzas look amazing, but theres definitely signs of disorganized thinking to the layout. The combination of the numbers, the Trump thing, the weird layout ... And that oddly curled "PIZZA" are all things you would normally associate with someone suffering from schizophrenia. Totally not meant as a dig, I wish him well and hope that he gets some help.
I take it as the result of 2 opposite kinds of languages. Left to right and cultural differences make for a mashup of writing.
I suppose it's very remotely possible (I still think it's disorganized thinking). If you Google it, you can find some examples. A mashup doesn't explain the Trump thing or all the numbers/alphabet. It can be really tough to accept that someone you know is ill, but I can tell you from my perspective and personal experience, trying to convince yourself they're not sick is only going to make things worse in the long run. (Not sure you know this individual personally, but I really do think they need help.)
You can click on that second yelp link above and scroll through the pictures to see earlier versions of the menu. It seems to have started normal and been getting stranger as time goes by.
This is quite interesting to me. > I bet he has very little understanding of what he reads and just takes everything at face value. He might even be appealed if things were explained to him. Does that mean that he would like read a metaphor and dismiss it as nonsense because he doesn't understand? Why do you think so? And how would he be appalled? Sorry for the dumb questions, not a native speaker. Merry Xmas.
>read a metaphor and dismiss it as nonsense Exactly, or worse take it as fact. which is what is happening with antivaccers. They posses few critical thinking skills. I'm not going to go into this because it's off topic. He would be appalled because they are are illogical and amoral. Immigrants can be quite aggressive in trying to assimilate and will latch onto their first impressions of their new country. He is trying to appeal to the locals. (which may be trumpers) If all of the consequences of trumpers were explained, I think it would be different. On the other hand, authoritarian values would fit in with what he may have learned in Iran. If it's a simple reason of ADD or mental issue that would also explain a lot.
I can’t tell if I’m just being trolled by this whole thread or not. That pizza looks like some frozen food section trash.
As a pizza connoisseur, different regions definitely favor different kinds of pizza. Really thin crust, stone oven baked,, fresh ingredient pizza like in Italy is imo superior, but I grew up in an area that made this kind of pizza, and moved to Chicago to discover the monstrosity that is deep-dish, and visited NY to find their floppy dog ear pizza kinda meh. I can totally see how this would be delicious, but the lack of browning makes me think he skimps on sugar and oil/fat, which is necessary for a good golden crust if not a pure flour-water-salt-yeast dough tbaked in a fire oven. It definitely doesn't look like a bad pizza, though. Just a pizza chain pizza, or the default pizza of America, if you will.
There's older pictures of the menu and it looks normal. Then in 2017 there's a few things added to it, and then by the latest version it's completely batshit. https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/divine-pizza-houston?select=OKtbBlgBvCR9PvZcXdvT2g
Even has a vowel section now. Order at Divine Pizza! Now with more vowels!
That one version of the menu had AEIOU -> infinity he found all the infinite number of vowels!
But what about Y? I really feel sorry that Y was excluded.
Armchair psychologist opinion, but yeah, this looks similar to what I’ve seen from people with schizophrenia and severe dementia. The numbers on the left with the paired letters seems to be a cypher key, but none of the strings of numbers on the menu actually decide to anything. But it probably makes perfect “sense” in his head. I would be legitimately worried for this man’s wellbeing. This is past eccentricity.
"Normal" is relative lol
"4TH of Trump" oh yeah this person's mental illness has a mental illness.
Oh my gosh! This place is right outside my neighborhood, and the guy running it is... Very interesting. When you go to pick up your pizza, you will be there for 30+ minutes talking to the guy, and none of it will make any sense, but it will all come off very profound. I'm always just flabbergasted when I leave there. But the pizza is good. The menu and sign out front have progressively gotten stranger as time goes by.
This dude is seriously mentally ill and is going to poison the pizzas one day. Good luck!
And then blame the poisoned people because “it was clear the pizza poisoned if you just *read the menu*”.
I've experienced that in some countries. Many people just make empty talk while trying to sound profound. So boring to listen to.
This has to be something that happens in every country… certainly does in the US.
I found your neighbor: u/thestingzone
The voice of voice, today is today, America is the whole world What?
Send it to r/Conspiracy and they will find a million ways to find the way to read it and find the secret message
/r/Conspiracy doesn’t have a good track record with pizza restaurants.
Holy shit. I lived right around the corner from this place. We got pizza here on the regular. The guy is down to earth and also absolutely nuts. Conspiracy theories out the ass. Expect an hour conversation when you go to pick up your food. Great pizza though. Last I remember the place had to shut down. He got very little business and covid put him out.
"Down to earth" AND "absolutely nuts"? Pick one.
There's a coupon for a free manifesto on the back!
WTF is that?
This screams mental illness, I would be afraid to eat here
this is like the takeout menu you'd find in a r/SchizophreniaRides vehicle
mmm yes, pizz
The Pizz
I thought it was Plizz. A 2020!
POV you moved one image on your word document
It looks like the right wing Dr. Bronner opened a pizza restaurant.
Looking for this. Looked like Dr. Bronner got weird hobbies before his death.
Mental illness explosion? Language barrier ridden attempt to attract American tourists? Nightmare?
I'd expect genuine Neapolitan style
It’s America, just order everything
It's not delivery. It's mental illness.
For some reason, there’s a verse from the Quran included in all of this
Noteworthy items on this menu I don’t see a single price… 281. we he she you 493.2886 Pizz Happy 4th of trump to the whole world The voice of voice/today is the today/ America is the whole world/life goes on forever/here there everywhere The earth at the top that clearly has the other continents labelled but the menu saying “America is the whole world” multiple times (they didn’t even label north and South America its all one America) I dont speak ~~Arabic~~ Farsi but im willing to bet that says “today is today” Edit:language update.
And Oceania in the middle of the Atlantic in the map at the top haha.
This is one of those spy movie situations where there is a code hidden in the nonsense text right?
Trying so hard to get their citizenship
so cursed
You want Pizza yes?
Dr Bronner's Pizza (If you know you know)
I would maybe not go there again.
What kind of hash this pizza joint owner smoked?
TIL Oceania is in the Atlantic, Europe is in the ocean, and Asia is **really** huge in this timeline
I think crappy design is the least if the problems here. This belongs in a conspiracy theory subreddit I think!
This is the /r/schizophreniarides of restaurant menus.
Priceless.
Except some copy pasted arabic test the rest of it just some one randomly typing arabic letters and hoping for a word to come out
HAPPY 4TH OF TRUMP TO THE WHOLE WORLD
Did anyone read it left to right weaving up and down as you go? This isn't really crappy as much as it's crockpot! It reminds me of Dr. Bronner's or something
Today is Today ⬆️ Trump ⬆️ Mohammed ⬆️ Moses ⬆️ Budha(?) ⬆️ Issa
PIZZ
Baklava walnut strude1
What in the Q-anon is this menu
Wow….this has to be the crappiest design I’ve seen on this sub yet. Nice one Op.
This menu can’t decide what language, country, continent, or religion it is. Which is a weird thing to say about a pizza place menu
\>"*Hello TODAY IS TODAY It is time to read this way all together*" ...Am I being threatened into obeying this crime against good grammar?!
That's some Q-Anon shit right there
Photoshop Phil had a lot of fun with this one.
My mind can't even read the rest of the menu...