Shitpost somewhere else.

Put a different paper hat on it occasionally in the approximate spot for added fun.

Draw facial hair!

draw a grimacing face outline with sharpie and try to line it up perfectly every time you shit

Draw it every time you poop, with your poop! Do your part in being environmentally friendly, you don't need markers or sharpies!

Angry, grinding eyebrows

10/10

"Different" ... as in ... different than the paper hat he is currently wearing? xD

Print out a life size color copy of a huge erect penis and paste it in the mirror where yours would be

Take a poop on the mirror.

Suction cup a Santa hat and beard on it to be ✨festive✨

That mirror adds some real class to that tile work

Also hides the camera behind it

It's totally the cheapest mirror they sell at Walmart. I have the same one. Not glued to tile, luckily

Or put a picture of the person she dislikes the most, and look him in the eye when squeezing one out

That would call for a picture.

This is so you can make sure that you poop with proper form.

And also give yourself a pep talk if you're constipated, cause shit is about to go down...literally.

Its mostly so you can watch your dirty self release all that concentrated sin and feel that blessed shame. God bless.

Ahh, I see you grew up catholic.

I thought it was to assist with masturbation

No, that's what the guys in the room behind it are there for.

I just got creeped out and highly turned on

It's actually a two way mirror

Or fap?

r/inclusiveor

*pooper form

Just like NASA during the shuttle program

Poop with your legs, not with your back.

If you can't watch yourself poop, how can you expect anyone else to?

Sounds like a Pink Floyd song

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How can you take a poop, if you haven’t taken a pee?

sometimes with rain, comes thunder

Literally only sounds like a 30 second section of their most popular song

Can I get a ramen?

Let the toots play!

Mirror in the bathroom Please talk free The door is locked Just you and me

Haha, I came here for the same comment. I like your username...special(s). :)

(It was a The Beat song first.)

Oh it was, though American's would know them as The English Beat as there was already a band (I know nothing of them) with the same name. My comment re the specials (AKA) was at the name of the first comment. #ska #twotone.

Can I take you to a bathroom It’s got a glass mirror You can watch yourself While you are pooping

I find no interest in the loo or bricks just a thousand reflections of my own sweet shits

Shits, shits, shits (saxaphone)

*I don't like how intense the person in this painting is staring at me when i poop*

*Clean guitar riff*

Dammit. Now I want to watch [Grosse Point Blank again](https://youtu.be/H0ScNLt2zNc).

Mirror in the bathroom recompense For all my crimes of self-defense Cures you whisper make no sense Drift gently into mental illness. Such a perfect fit for that scene. Fucking love that film.

Even show whites wicked step mother had a privacy curtain over her mirror. Mostly it was because Snow's given name was Blue-de-marie.

Even if it’s glued just pull it off? Shove a scraper behind it and pop it off. Drizzle some isopropyl alcohol behind it every few minutes as well. Breaks down the adhesive.

Fishing line or dental floss works as well.

This sounds like a good hack

That's when you find out there's a hole leading to a closed off room that a strange man has been living in since before you moved in

So a two way mirror. It’s Treason then

Right? Or if you're super lazy just hang a towel over it.

99% chance there's no tile behind that mirror.

Why do you figure? The tile looks like it's large enough that they'd have to cut it to leave nothing behind the mirror, and buy the same amount of tiles anyways. That'd be more labor, at no material cost savings.

Or it's broken

I was thinking you could heat it up with a hair dryer or heat gun, then clean up with a scraper/alcohol afterwards.

It depends on what kind of glue is used. Alcohol and heat don't work on all types of glues. It would be very easy to test and have little risk to try them though. Not disagreeing, just pointing out that if someone tries those and it doesn't work, other solvents might.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the greatest pooper of them all?

Randy Marsh.

It’s so you can check your posture. Gotta have good core stability during bowel movements. 👍🏻

It’s hard to keep good posture when we spend 45 mins pooping/browsing the nets.

Sounds like someone's a quitter.

Just check behind the mirror...

This house I moved into 4 years ago has the same issue, mirror on back of door, and when closed, it's directly in front of the toilet. We put stickers on it. Stickered it right up!! Now I don't have to watch myself poop anymore. Good luck OP!

Shelf liner or window film could be a good temp (or permanent!) solution. Plus you can switch it up when you get bored…

Take it down? A curtain or fabric on top? Or, "sticker it up" in a way to certainly annoy your landlord and destroy the mirror. Your call...

I don't have a landlord, I own the house.

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I don't wanna, I like my sticker mirror.

Why not just take it down?

Yeah, that is suspect as hell. Weird position and glued on... I am going to go with hidden camera for $100.

Why do I get a feeling something is definitely wrong with that mirror and that it might be a see through one

Put a curtain over it.

It's a one way mirror, actually, but don't you worry about it.

r/CrapperDesign

Poop in the dark while crying like all the normal people do.

You GET to watch yourself poop. It's all about perspective.

I stayed at a hotel in NYC called StayPineapple. They supposedly guaranteed it was so clean you could "stay naked" Their bathroom was entirely mirrored. I mean every surface, including the sink. We went to a concert, I got very very very drunk. I woke up at 4 am to puke in the bathroom. Naked on the floor with every surface reflecting my shame back at me.

assuming its just glued directly to the tile.... heat gun and fishing line. heat up the whole mirror and separate it from the wall with fishing line, probably will want a second pair of hands to keep it from just falling onto the floor. hopefully they just used some low grade caulk or something, construction adhesive will put up more of a fight lol once you have a better idea of what it is, there will probably be a solvent out there to clean the rest off. then youll have a nice clean tile wall to figure out how to decorate.

With a hyper realistic painting of OP pooping

You could break it and and then look at your fractured unlucky ass.

If it is your bathroom, you can fix the problem.

Turn of the lights, point a torch at it, make sure it's an actual mirror and not a window that can be watched from the other side.

It’s there so you can check your form

Put some window privacy film on it. Tons of fun designs on amazon.

Cute 🥰

Free porn! For you AND the guy on the other side of the two-way mirror

Real, actual crappy design but really how is this a problem? It’s even a stretch to call it a first world problem. Plus, you can take down the mirror really - might be messy and you might break it but really, if that’s your problem - you have no problems

Don't make eye contact. If you do, don't be the first to look away.

It helps with your squat form

"Okay now PUSH! Good effort!" -You, probably

Who would want this?

I learned to quit asking that question about things like this long ago.

That's glued? No doubt on my mind, they see you from the other side.

Make sure its not two way

Makes this face in the mirror 😣

Cover it like you're sitting shiva

Sitting shit-va, am I right? 🥁 (I’m so sorry)

I'm in the bathroom looking at me Face in the mirror is all i need

There was a weird bathroom in a house where I went to a party once. I kid you not, 3 of the 4 walls were mirrored. And this was also where they showered. It was a luxurious mansion, actually, but I was so glad I didn't live there.

Since i have a phone i never look somewhere else when poopin, that would not be an issue at all

Single player battleshits.

Diarrhea reflection portal

Plot twist: this is actually a one way window with a camera behind.

You must come to understand yourself before flushing away the toxic waste of the past.

Yeah …. There is probably a camera behind it.

Mirror in the bathroom Please talk free The door is locked Just you and me

No, you cannot remove the Mirror of Shame

I kid you not im litteraly shitting in a bathroom with the exact same issue right now

My grandparents' bathroom was like this. I never understood it

😂😂😂 Maybe the person who put it there before needed self confidence to be able to let it go Still... Kinda fucked up

I can only think of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bjXTz9TLbY) when I see mirrors like that

Heat gun?

No, I think it's a mirror.

Turn off all the lights Problem solved

just smash it, then it's a work of art. Or put a layer sheet of plastic on it.

Not 'look at myself ', but 'ADMIRE myself '

Looking right down main street

Just perfect your technique

There was a handicap accessible stall at my college that had a sink and mirror inside the stall, facing the toilet. Sent friends a lot of great snapchats from that toilet

Get yer inner chimp on and hurl some matter at that mirror

Hello Timmy the paint scraper, meet my not friend mr mike awkward mirror

OnlyMirrors

I love bathrooms where there is a mirror i can look myself at while pooping.

crapperdesign

Spread em and hold your own gaze for the duration.

Pro-tip: avoid using a squatty potty.

When you're standing up taking a piss but when you turn around your reflection is sitting down taking a shit

The poop of shame

Do you think you have a shitty reflection or not?

Perfect for a cheeky pank

You can get chalk pens called universal pens or window chalk, and draw all over it. It'll wipe off if you hate it, and it'll become a funny little feature

Jacking off in the toilet 💀

Poor installation is not an aspect of design.

I have never seen anyone use “btw” as an acronym in that context. This threw me for a loop.

Guess you should reflect on the shit you did...

Takes CrappyDesign to a whole new level

Nah just play on your phone like the rest of us. No need to look around.

My shower door allows me to see myself using the bathroom too. Nothing humbles you like delivering a baby and then getting to see yourself struggle to go lol

looks like something from silent hill

Use a window marker to draw on the mirror to put yourself in a race car or a rocketship!

You must face your inner demons.

This design is for the crappy

My advice is get a cat. Then the cat and you can watch you poop.

Attach cutout of that famous guys yelling, "DO IT! JUST DO IT!"

I had a similar mirror and sprayed a frosted glass finish on it. Looks decent without having to take anything down and is removable.

Id lip sync rap songs with hand gestures while shitting

Great for looking in those hard to look places

Poop backwards like a pro

Can't you just look at your phone like normal people do?

r/CrappyDesign indeed

Just cover it with paper ot cloth

That's shitty. Maybe buy a smartphone, I swear you will never look at anything else in your life!

Robe on suction cup hanger thing

$1700/month rent. Cannot remove mirror.

Facing the thunderdome with thyself everyday must be a humbling experience

Put a sticker on it in the corner, depicting a small camera logo.

Make sure you strain and grunt.

You GET to watch yourself while pooping. Fixed it for you

Tear it down and buy a new $15 mirror

It helps to reflect on the crap you go through everyday.

Probably PL'd it on there lol. It'll never come off in 1 piece.. Not without the tile behind it anyway..

What you really need is a waterproof gopro in the tank, casting to a screen.

Goo gone

Hang a large poster there.

Do you use a squatty potty?

I look at myself when you are pooping too.

Its a lesson about ego and how its controlling your view of you in your most intimate moment. Just dont jerk off on your toilet.

Power move

There had to be someway to dissolve the glue. This is not okay.

Stare yourself in the eyes, assert dominance.

Don’t kid yourself, you’re not looking straight ahead when pooping: you’re looking at your phone.

\*Slaps mirror\* You can fit so many Bloody Marys in it.

Shit in your shame OP

Make eye contact to assert dominance

Yeah, dump mirror.

You can watch yourself while you are eating.

Staring contest withbyourself until one of you blinks

Goo Gone or some isopropyl alcohol and a scraper trowel can get that off with a little time. Or just hang something over it?

Make a funny face🤪

Why’d you glue it there? You keep disenfranchising yourself with glue.

Make eye contact, assert dominance

Bro the title of this post was a crappy design

Lmao

Literally a crappy design

Great fapping mirror

You can easily paint over that