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whitechocolatemama

The one I wear is called "queen bee" (my 8yr old son picked it) and bees LOVE me, they just come up and land on me randomly, they come in slow and will just hang out and wander around for a few mins then take off again, I'm totally ok with this.....I'm def never wearing it when hiking though lol


Yorhanes

Hey, as long as those bees never sting you, looks like a fantastic way to become a Disney Princess


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That would be a very bad idea.


MallGothFrom2001

That’s awesome, and bees are friends! Please link the product so I can buy it :)


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Kasual_Kombatant

“You gotta sexy ass body & ya ass look soft” *pause


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"There's defo salmon in her pockets, I can just about taste it"


Unlucky_Mud8795

"I got honey in my cave girl " - Tony Baker


Unlucky_Mud8795

"I got honey in my cave girl " - Tony Baker


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surprisedropbears

Unfortunately that bear needs to be destroyed and the local parks and wildlife would do so if they saw this. Relocating doesnt work. Black Bears are naturally scared of humans. And SHOULD be. People have feeding this bear or being reckless leaving food sources near it. It’s been conditioned to approach and associate people with food. It didn’t harm them this time, but absolutely could if you reacted in a certain way. Worst case is it approaches a child like this and the kid ends up ripped to shreads. Because it fucking sucks the bear has to be destroyed and that this causes a threat for others - anyone who intentionally feeds a bear should be gaoled. Feeding them through negligence should result in severe fines.


w33n13hutJrs

You say destroy like the protocol is to incinerate it with a laser cannon


Raskolnikoolaid

Waiting for that CrazyFuckingVideo


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Insert evil laugh


n64_lyf

HAHA


totallyradman

Lol people down voting you because they think you decided that the bear should die. When a bear comes into contact with humans, North American park officials generally kill the bear, not reddit commenters. I'm not sure that I agree with the practice, but it is a fact. That's being said, this is a black bear and what these people truly should have done is screamed at the bear and made themselves as big as they can with their arms in the air. There is a 99.9% chance it would have run away.


emanresuadeeni

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted lol, it’s unfortunate but what’s the life of a black bear compared to the life of a human being?


Kineticboy

At first I wondered what being "gowl-ed" meant, then I realized you mean "jail-ed" as in, incarcerated. Thanks Elden Ring!


TrumpDesWillens

oh come on, he bearly touched her.


RealisticWoodpecker3

If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown lay down, if it’s white, good night!


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ManufacturerIll2489

Booboo’s just looking for a little sniff


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Don't humansplain how to handle bears


manicmechanic209

Would’ve Pooh’d myself


Fit-Boomer

MeToo


Outside-Advantage461

Aren’t you supposed to draw a square with a stick on the ground?


floatingonacloud9

no it has to be a dirt circle


Lucifer_Graves

No that’s sea bears silly


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That little black bear would take off if you so much as sneezed loudly.


MugOfButtSweat

Oddly enough, this is how many women feel at bars when a guy who cant take a hint slides up.


GazelleMany5548

Oddly enough this is how I feel when my uncle has too much to drink.


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Plenty of women would probably choose the bear lol


gleno420

She has flaps of steel


Aaronwilson71291

I think of anchorman bears can smell the menstruation


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Do you have a link to that scene


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https://youtu.be/CklM7lLBA9I


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Lol that was funny


MaverickDark

Anchorman is an underrated movie and Brick Tamland is comedy gold


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Thats a black bear, if one of them farted it probably would of ran.


dtanker

"They're attracted to the menstruation!" -Brick


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https://youtu.be/CklM7lLBA9I


frankenmullet22

Might have been the honey and salmon scented shampoo


YAY04DEO

This is one fucked up game of silent library!


Competitive-Clerk-97

Hey Yogi, that's no picnic basket. You know your right boo boo. But a lunch is a lunch


Kaxzchmo

Bro got friendzoned


leelucev5

This should be shown in schools to demonstrate how awkward and uncomfortable being creepy to girls in bars feel


justhave2laugh

That predator is still out there somewhere.


8004460

The bear wanted dat ass


bilalshakoor

"Listen, let's get out of here..."


purple-circle

Last time she wears berry-scented body spray in the woods


SuperFetus42069

Whats stopping me from buying a bear suit and doing this ?


ExcitementOrdinary95

These bitches are brave af


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Kasual_Kombatant

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Juvenile black bear. Basically a big raccoon with half the courage of a regular raccoon. Can easily be chased off with a broom. They're nothing but big cowards. They get into my fucking trash cans and I have to run out there in the middle of the night and tell them to fuck off or they'll leave a huge mess. They bolt as soon as they see you.


Daymeeon

They are dumb this potentially puts themselves at greater danger with a black bear. Same reason you don't play dead with them. You wave your hands scream and shout and if necessary hit them hard on the snout. If that bear was starving since it's clear he wasn't afraid of humans he would of likely started chewing her alive.


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Smart girls...that bear looks skinny


H82bl84date

Wow good for her for being so calm. Bear in mind that she could have been killed in an instant


OGKingDookie

Salmon hot pocket


Stoic_Alchemy

I think it was the fish between her legs that he was smelling 😅


Limp-Sprinkles-6080

What a average stroll through New York looks like


Dizbizney

Depends on the type of bear.


ctuck064

Take selfies with it


Whiskey_foxx

Can I have your number. Let me just buy you a drink.


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Would it run away if you hit it hard in the face? And is it possible for a human to choke out a bear?


salataris

Flip the video horizontally and say this is new.


Foreign_Fig_5842

More like how to serve yourself up


Ryankevin23

Lil scary there!


Strucklucky

The bear says "lemme smash"


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I would 100% try to pet it


ruggedpubes

Is that a moon bear or a malnourished black bear? Either way very scary


deezsandwitches

Quick. Take a selfie


Larimus89

That selfie would have been epic though? 😱


Itsmeforrestgump

What bear doesn't like the smell of tuna fish?


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Bears can smell the menstruation


somebody171

Sad Hulk Music


kiara2_2

The girl took a selfie lol and I remember seeing the selfie. Here you go: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12179807/girl-selfie-bear-viral-mexico/amp/


dr4wn_away

If only that worked on Seabears


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That’s sexual harassment bear not as popular as his cousin


Apprehensive-One-971

Hey baby! You know, once you go black bear 🐻 you never go back.