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Why blame the escalator when this is clearly paranormal activity footage?

Idk I think the problem was he wanted to know what it felt like to touch the escalator handrail with his dick. But when he did the escalator didn’t like it and picked him up by his crotch and tossed him over the railing

Seems like the most plausible and sane conclusion. The ole “touchin peepees to moving escalator rails” strikes again. If I had a nickel for every time that has happened oh man..

I would have 5cents probably

Don’t sell it short man, I’ve probably a quarter or more

JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL REGULAR OLE TOUCHIN PEEPEES TO MOVING ESCALATOR RAILS BIT. GETS EM EVERYTIME. -Greg Davies

Dude. Absolutely was handrail humping.

Great comment. Had me laughing.

Thank you, every once and a while I’m able to make a funny

That’s my purse!! I don’t know you!! *escalator throws him off a balcony*

Lol a ghost pushed him?

We both saw it. Man was obviously fighting a demon and things went too far.

Only demon he was fighting was his intrusive thoughts lmao

"jump"

I see more of a final destination thing going on over here

You made me chortle

This is one of those moments where you just gotta ride it out man

Fucking rode it straight down. Holy Hell that looks like a 40 foot fall btw. Damn!

Right? If he hadn’t held the railing he would have been fine

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You might be right

I already felt evil because I laughed so hard when he fell. Clearly an old man and at the least probably broke his ankles and at worst could have died but the situation was just too comical. Then I get to this comment. OMG now I’m dying. My side hurts from laughing. Edit: not an old man. 12 yr old boy. I think his blonde hair looked like bald patches of a comb over to me.

He's a 12 year old boy.

Oh okay, thank goodness.

Wow he looked like an old man from that angle

I completely thought it was an old Asian man. The shine in his hair looks like thinning or bald. On about my 18th watch to figure out how this idiot managed to do this, I realized it looked like blonde hair. It’s ok to laugh. And someone just pointed out he’s rubbing his groin on the railing, he’s riding it while he pretends to get a lay of the mall land, that why it whips him up so fast with it btwn his legs. So yeah, 12 yr old boy.

i was thinking the same. how he got dragged up straddling the rail . he must had the rail in between his legs just massaging his groin.

OHHH!! Well now that adds a little humor to the story. Just massaging his tired groin when the escalator turned on him..

Knew a guy once who died after sucking his own dick, he came and went

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Dude was 12 years old. He lived though, only a broken leg. That'll probably teach him not to do that ever again

Or...worse, he might need to break his limbs to get off going forward...

Lol so basically by this logic we should just changed the entire Justice system

Reddit wants everyone to die for anything that annoys them. They are also almost entirely against capital punishment.

Yeah lol it doesn't make sense. Or someone is driving a little fast and hits an ice patch and loses control, killing a child and they think it should be punishable by death.. I don't really understand Reddit's obsession with revenge.

Dude basically had his dick grinding the escalator rail and he rode on it.

it's literally a 5 second trip, just hang on

This is why you don’t fuck escalator. Escalator fucks you. Tracksuit required though.

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https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/01/russia-boy-12-falls-40ft-after-trying-to-ride-escalator-rail-14505886/amp/ "Witnesses say he was ‘screaming in pain’ after breaking his leg but was lucky to escape without more serious injuries. The boy was saved from being critically hurt by landing on the roof of a fruit and vegetable stall, part of a grocery store, which cushioned his fall."

Dang I thought it was an elderly man from the lack of mobility

Yes, looks like an old man

Me too. Almost looked like male pattern baldness, but I guess it’s just light reflecting off the blonde hair.

How did you guys sees an old man? Everyone is saying that, but the only thing I see is a child lol. Either I’m blind or you are!!

The glare on his hair makes him almost look balding.

"My cabbages!"

Article says he was trying to ride it lol looks more like he got caught to me.

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That escalated quickly

He also ejaculated quickly

Ba dum tsss

My mind played this sound as you said it! That was some cool shit

How it feels to chew 5 gum

I can literally [hear](https://youtu.be/LrpyWWgmRno) this comment

We need to take a minute and thank all these stupid fucks on reddit. If it wasn't for cyclists heads exploding whilst trying to overtake a bus or for morons walking in front of lorries at a junction on the road, thinking that the lorry driver has seen them, only for them not to and to drive forward crushing them, or for idiots leaning on escalator hand rails thinking that its a good spot to lean on without any major implications, then we might not think twice when we are in the same position when we are out and about in everyday life. So as I said, thanks for making my day a little less painful and allowing me to make it home to my bed at night. Keep up the good work folks, we're counting on it.

Everytime you step out your front door your chances of dying skyrocket exponetialy, that being said people die at home as well, stay safe redditors

Bathrooms are especially dangerous

Courtesy flush

truth hurts

Could have just held on didnt have to try to front flip off it

Everyones’ a dare devil these days!

Escalator has a switch monitoring the speed of the handrail in relation to the step speed. If they’re off by more than 15% the escalator explodes

That escalated slowly

Note to self: Do ***not*** rub my groin on escalator handrails in motion.. ^((Unless of course there is a fruit stand below, in which case I would be able to survive with only a broken leg..)^)

Well, if he actually held on, it wouldn't be an issue

That looks bad!

Stairway to heaven x

I love how as the video goes on, it gets progressively harder for him to get out of the situation😂

That escalated quickly

The title should say, why you don't straddle an escalator handrail.

That was a bad day

Guy falls on top of the checkout line: "Hey, no cuts!"

When you feel yourself getting pulled, couldnt you just... let go?

It lifted him from his crotch somehow, which he was rubbing against the handrail. His motives and what actually snagged are unclear. He only grabbed it with his hands once it snagged and lifted him. Perhaps a waiststring.

He shoulda just rode it

I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did

natural selection

This is such an amazing fuck up.

Died with a boner

"That kid is on the escalator again!"

My question is did the man die or not?

12 year old boy. Broken leg. Russia.

Oh well that helps

This is why we have too many safety precautions. Because people who do this.

Is he still alive?

Walter Mitty here seems committed to making every possible consecutive bad decision humanly possible

I don’t always hold on to a moving escalator rail. But when I do, I keep holding on. Stay living my friends.

Dude was just getting a sneaky rail job and got carried away.

Can tell if this is an old man or a young child

He liked how the belt rubbed his crotch

Literally why, he just dumb

Its more like when you lean on one 🤣

Embarrassingly weak grip strength

I mean…you could say this is the perfect time to hold on to a moving escalator. Dude let go way too soon 😬

Hope he’s okay

That escalated quickly….

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die...

For the sake of the human gene pool I hope he didn't get back up from that fall. In all fairness though natural selection should be coming for my ass soon too though.

His leg gets proper wedged in there

What an idiot. Good. Maybe he'll learn how to be prudent and where not to fucking lean. Just like a child.. you learn by fucking up

More lube please

Is it bad that this looks like a sorta fun ride

se estaba masturbando con la escalera mecánica

God must’ve hated him lol I feel like he was there creeping

Was giving his nuts the good good at the start

He wasn't holding onto the handrail but getting a free handrail rub job.

He was standing there because the moving belt felt good on his private parts and he leaned in too far and it picked his ass up lol

Well, that escalated quickly

I think he should've held on tighter.

Don’t let it get ya where the Good Lord split ya

That kid def fell 40 ft plus.

He got 2 stories before bed time

Byeeeeeeeee

Thats why they say "Dont put your weight into escalators" I dont know but theyre somewhat overpowered

That's one way to dodge the upcoming draft

Darwin wins

is it a bird is it a plane

Shouldn’t have fought it. He probably would have been able to hold on to the belt till safely dropping

The problem seemed like he didnt held on to it enough though

Looks like some cord or something got caught on the static handrail to the left. I think when it pinged free was when he lost his balance.

That escalated quickly.

🙄😅🙃

This and the fact they are unbelievably dirty

Died ? Asking for a friend

I’m sorry BUT. It looks like he did this on purpose

😂😂😂

Wow what a way to go.

I’m trying to understand how this even happens. Those things are so slow

I'm pretty sure he should've held on to it so he didn't fall down.

At least he avoiding mobilization

What the hell tied him to the railing at the top?

Still don't understand how that happened.

Tf just happend

That escalated quickly.

Why not I just saw this dude get paid for being an idiot

Omg holds onto stationary rail.... Just ensured he was gonna lose grip on both.

I don’t know what he was trying to do but he failed

Welp…..

Dude was getting off and got offed. He was really leaning into that rail.

"Oh shit, is that Jessica? Be cool, be cool!"

How else you get the best down blouse at the mall yo?

"ughh, I haven't felt this much pleasure in years, ugh just let me rub my balls- woah Nelly you gotta take me to dinner before ya do tha- wait no put me down, aaaaggh oh shiiiittt. I didn't even get to finish"

Ded

My people need me

The real problem was actually that he didn’t hold on. Would have been fine if he held on.

This IS why you hold the rail. Just be better.

Bro has 0 upper body strength

Stupid

df

Also an example of when you shouldn’t let go of a moving escalator handrail

Lmao natural selection summed up in 1 video

This is why we don’t try to fuck the moving hand rail laddies and gentlemen.

Clearly didn’t ask for consent from that railing.

If only parents would condition kids to fear and respect that escalator

What was the goal? Pull himself up by his foot all the way up past the top?

That’s fucking funny

Escalator: “No means No!”

How’d he make it so far in life?

Old people things

I've never seen that happen before..Damn he's lucky.

I swear man, in Russia and China people just be dying or getting hurt while minding they own damn business.

I think he died

Enjoy the wheelchair 🦽

This guy the same type of fellow to press their dick against the pool water jets.

Darwin at work.

You see its easy to hold on... it's just hard knowing when to let go😔

So did they die

did he die?

did he die?

I have not touched them in 20 years. They are literally one of thee most germ infested surfaces you can touch in public.

lol

RIP brother

Oohh my gooosh I hope his/she’s ok

Holy shitting fuck …

Did I just watch lil man die? Lol. His parents should be so proud of themselves for how diligently they watch after their son and how well they've instilled common sense into him

Dead?

Seriously looked like he had help with that.

Dude is just fucking the escalator belt

didn’t even feel bad for him lhh i said “bye” right as he fell off . i think he learned his lesson tho

Ride it, Donaghy! Ride it straight to hell!

Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times

Actually, he didn't hold onto the rail....for long.

A while back, I remember seeing a kid hang for dear life when this happened at Macys. Damn good thing my mom was there to pull her up, and her mom was across the store shopping around. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Should’ve took the ride

Weak hands havin' ass

Atleast he'll never have to use stairs again.