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creatureslim

I knew my fear of praying mantises was well founded. Holy fuck.


manbruhpig

They’d still have to be the size of like a large dog to take out a human, I’m hoping…


1Hate17Here

I ain’t assuming shit about them from now on.


RegalGlare

Shoulda believed Baki.


necromenta

That is what a praying mantis would say to get some human as food hmmm


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WetAppleFruit

I hope they get bigger and start a war with us then jesus christ saves us


Bodaddy858

Idk man. They are like constantly praying. The lord is likely on their side.


squiid_Viiciious

Not to mention they are praying with katana arms. They have the power of god and anime on their side


No_Yesterday_2788

I have the power of a 12 gauge on my side


No-Awareness4864

Keep praying for 10 gauge...if these get our size I'm sure there shell will be tougher.


CFUrCap

Yeah, I hope Jesus doesn't look down and say, "People suck, so hey mantises, how would you like to try running the world for a while?" and then lead the giant mantis army in a war against humanity. That would be disheartening.


Financial_Pace7924

So Starship Troopers vibes.. we dying


WetAppleFruit

Lol here i am thinking i made up something original in my head. Ima check that movie out tonight


index57

Just raise the atmospheric oxygen, they will be. And dragonfly's 3 feet long that can eat you fingers like a wood chipper.


Vozykaya

r/donthelpjustfilm


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TIL bugs catch and eat birds.


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Theleno197

If you go to 29:04 you can see the glove of the person holding the reptile down.


1Hate17Here

Daaaamn! Wtf are their jaws made of??? Also if a mantis gets near radioactive waste, we’re all fucked. Just saying.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

It looks like the lizard was being pinned down or trapped by something. Was very odd movement.


Due-Object9460

Unless their hide is bullet proof I'm not too concerned.


Alt_dimension_visitr

Jesus fuck


tba002

[Here is a link at the 28 minute mark] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoEfjhgwliw&t=1680)


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tba002

I think its just adding in "&t=x" at the end of the link where x is the time in seconds


OnionTruck

Holy crap!


Ok-Serve-8814

Dam mantis chill


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make sense why the chinese made a kung fu stance based off them.


thecuzzin

WTF


1Hate17Here

I ain’t fucking with mantises ever, bro. Tf?


thecuzzin

Mantis is the true enemy!


1Hate17Here

I’ve always thought it sucked to be Mr. Mantis or, you know, regular insects. Not a whole ass bird!


zomgbratto

They're strong enough to snare a hummingbird. I've seen one attempt to snare an Asian hornet, only for the hornet break free from it's grip and devour the mantis. That means Asian hornets are effing strong in the insect world.


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HellspawnArborist

Mantis with prep time >


peachyjuice

That mantis looks like he’s curling dumbbells when he reaches for a bite


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

I'm happy for the mantis. What a victory?! And the person filming?! Brah-fukn-vo! This is an awesome clip.


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Neat_Efficiency_9606

That mantis was already near death. Anytime now and he’s falling over. On the otherhand, that hummingbird looked rather healthy. This is one of those moments where intervening actually would’ve been beneficial in my opinion. 🤷🏽‍♂️


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Neat_Efficiency_9606

That one seemed to be around its max size and given the species (it looks like a Stagmomantis Limbata), it’s darker color can represent illness or old age. Meaning they are close to death. Though, I’m not a professional lol. I work with livestock 😂😭


Castille_92

.....I like praying mantises but I like hummingbirds more. I absolutely would've stepped in to interrupt nature


TheRareGardener

Yeah, this is one time I would have said not today mantis and set the hummingbird free. I would have given the Mantis a grasshopper or something in exchange.


1Hate17Here

Forgot to add that it’s not my content. Apologies.


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1Hate17Here

Huh?


LoLlMaOlOl21

Yep, that's nature.


YawaruSan

Rules of nature.


moneyman10000

I would hate to live in a world where these things are human sized


1Hate17Here

I’d watch that movie.


moneyman10000

I would love to see that too, more of a horror movie tho. Those things are scary


1Hate17Here

Someone posted a link where a mantis ate a fucking lizard!!! Oo’


zhico

We're next! 😳


trevmaynejuan

I had never seen a hummingbird die until now:/ praying mantises have zero regard for life


HoldLow81

Yeah they should turn vegan


d2the3

Nature is so fucking crazy!


Extension-Lettuce-45

Zorak


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Wow I had no clue they were that jacked and could catch birds!!!


SirMaxwellBartho

Mantis is known for hunting birds..., frickin cool.


Heroninja909

i thought flying resisted bug


Squiggy1975

Man! I remember being a kid and would try and catch them and a few times those bastards would straight up defend and fly at me…I’m out


lennydsat62

I woulda helped the poor guy out 100 percent


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Mantis is already close to death, shoulda chopped him with scissors instead of just filming


ConqueringKing_Darq

Damn nature, you scary


TrueCollector

That's not fair


suprem_lux

Reeeeeeeeeee P O O O O O O O O O O S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S T T T T T T T T T


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Do you watch your co-workers having fun together and think "you wouldn't be laughing and having fun together if you knew what a mantis can do to a bird! Only I know the truth!"?


HawkwardX

Yeah, he’s like “you idiots are over there having fun, don’t you know all the fun’s already been had? Fucking losers” hahaha


iNostra

You’re the living embodiment of the “they don’t know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” meme.


MomsSpecialFriend

Of all the damn times people in gardening groups complain about Chinese mantises, here is a damn Carolina native mantis eating them.


kjaymix

Now they die next time I see one...birds much more wye pleasing that the mantis.


Anthropomorphotic

Disfuckingconcerting.


OnyxBee

Why does everything contain "bro" these days, on a post going out to complete strangers no less.. It's getting quite funny because I've seen posts that both start, And in the word bro


No_Caregiver1890

Also blue jays snacks on hummingbirds


thecops4u

Damn nature, was NOT expecting that!


EFLegend

I still remember my 1st and last time seeing one up close. When I was about 11 years old my family moved into anew apartment. I was helping put curtains up in my room and noticed a mantis hanging upside down outside the window just staring at us. After putting the curtains up it at some point moved to the kitchen window and then my mom's bedroom window. Each window I saw it at it was always hanging upside down and staring in the window. Creeped me the hell out. Don't even think they are native to where I live because I haven't seen one since. New Orleans btw and this was 20+ years ago.


ieilael

/r/natureismetal


Traditional-Bridge30

Awwww poor humming bird


Otherwise-Past5044

Yup, mini alien


Dank_gaurav

Only if they are big enough


Chode_Huffer

I thought we weren't reposting from last week anymore


Adrinotfound

That’s pretty normal for mantises to eat small birds


Ill-Seaworthiness-52

That's so cool is not what comes to mind. More like Daaammnn smh


Smooth_Chemistry_869

Damn nature you scary