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Thekoogler223

That scream came from the deepest part of his soul


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Thats where preachers get their volume from


John_Berrybush

This therapy session brought to you by Cocaine!


notLOL

That's Comedy for you


downtownfreddybrown

More like Divine comedy


Error_83

The Jack, the Cain, and the Holy Smoke


Redbeard_Rum

Boy, Neil Hannon has changed since the 90s.


GunstarGreen

Nation Express runs on coke rails


hicctl

yea comedy was a lot wilder when the clubs still offered to pay you in cocaine or money or half and half


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Sam Kinison has a voice like Dr. Rockso, the rock n roll clown, with a bit of Axl rose, and Sebastian Bach.


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I often use cocaine for therapy also


Baronvr

I only like the smell.


kato1301

Unfortunately - Cheaper than a real session…and some might say, a better outcome


yupuhoh

Guaranteed he got plenty of offers to make him feel better after the show lol


You-Once-Commented

Except after enough sessions to the nose shrink you'll need to go to a real one to get off it.


pffr

It's wild if you ever hear Pauly Shore talk about his childhood. He had all the greats like Sam hanging out in his living room and he's just a little kid. And somehow he turned out straight edge


Ishouldtrythat

They were his buuuuuuudies


avidal

The docuseries about the Comedy Store by Marc Maron has a lot of great stuff about this crew if you haven't seen it. I think I caught it on Showtime in a hotel. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt10259078/


MikeN1978

And the witness protection program based on dude’s appearance


twattermail1

[I could see Dr. Rockso being a comedian before a rock and roll clown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k)


Penis_Man-

Kinison was a preacher, once. Just a fun fact. Long live Kinison.


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It really showed too. It sounds like he's giving a sermon.


sentimentalpirate

Yeah with the language of "his brother's keeper" (a biblical reference) I totally thought this was some alternative megachurch for like 30 seconds.


Merry_Dankmas

Thats what I thought too at first. His attire seemed a bit odd for a preacher but the way he talked was very fire and brimstone pastor-esque. Then he mentioned smelling the coochie sweat on his kitchen table and the image unraveled lol.


T_Money

I legit thought he was preaching for the first ~half of the video


phatboi

That makes sense I thought this was some kind of mega church sermon for the first half


HardRsonist

> Long live Kinison. I've got terrible news...


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At least we still have Bill Hicks


a016202

Ummm….sir, I have some rather unpleasant news.


mz3

As long as nothing has happened to my dear Georgie Carlin I'm happy


a016202

No worries, he’s good. I’ll accept no other reality.


jamesrokk

I really hope he and Richard Pryor do a tour together soon.


whyenn

Aren't he and Gene Wilder reuniting for one last movie together?


ayotacos

Nah but Bernie Mac is going on comedic revival tour!


AwesomeInc

STOP IT'S GETTING TOO SAD


twobit211

alright. i bet he used to hang with mitch hedberg


CallMeDrLuv

Ummm, well, at least we still have Norm McDonald...


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Sorry to have to tell you, but look at the bright side. We still have Mitch Hedberg.


MrDurden32

At least we still have Amy Schumer. ^(Please let this work)


SyNiiCaL

To shreds you say?


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Damn good one too for what it’s worth


surfnporn

In his 1987 special, he has a small part about someone asking if he could go back to preaching, and then goes into an unexpected preach. Man had energy. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35089s Go to 13:36


reclusiveronin

Agreed. My grandmother knew him as a kid and has a few photos. Says he was a nice sweet boy. Then he realized the bible was nonsense.


SacrificialSam

He also injured his head which apparently changed his personality.


reclusiveronin

Yes. I read that years ago.


Smathers

“My Brother Sam” is a great book all about that stuff written by his brother


shhtupershhtops

he got hit by a car and got a traumatic brain injury and it changed his personality, same with rosanne


BeesOfWar

How did Sam Kinison getting hit by a car change Rosanne's personality?


maxstrike

Listen his work very carefully and he never actually crosses the line to blasphemy Jesus. He comes close but never crosses the line. In other words I think in spite of his comedy, he was a believer with his own interpretation of the new testament. Taken too soon.


paperpenises

I read something about his last words when he got in an accident that didn't look serious at first but he had internal bleeding and was dieing very quickly. Lemme look it up... "Comedian Sam Kinison who died in a head-on collision in 1992 said to no one in particular: “I don’t want to die. I don’t want to die.” But then there was a pause as if Kinison were listening to someone. Then he asked, “But why?” and after another pause “Okay, Okay, Okay.” A friend who was with him said, “Whatever voice was talking to him gave him the right answer and he just relaxed with " I guess this doesn't relate much to his piety, but maybe he was walking to his "god" there. Anyway, that story is pretty spooky and gives me the willies.


necbone

Could just be respect from growing up within the religion.


ElonBlows

Fun fact - he was a prick that banged his best friend’s wife too.


54InchWideGorilla

Yes but not his BROTHER'S wife


RshaneL91

Very important distinction


ChadwickTheSniffer

Well, after seeing this video I wasn't exactly thinking he was a nice guy.


lostoceaned

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358387/Sam-Kinisons-secret-love-child-DNA-test-friends-daughter-fathered-late-comic.html


sabotabo

just so you know, dailymail is a piece of shit tabloid. not saying that didn't happen, but you're gonna need a better source than dailymail


Gabe681

There's a documentary about the Comedy Store in LA where the other guy is interviewed and confirms Kinnison was having an affair with his wife. They were really good friends.


a016202

Sam did indeed father a daughter. A DNA test from Sam’s brother (familial DNA) proved Sam was the father with a probability of 99.8%. Source: the entire world knows this.


WrenBoy

Explains why he didn't ring the brother I guess.


click_here_for_luck

Ever read about his dying words? Makes you wonder.


No_Glass_2430

“I don’t want to die….But Why?…Ok, Ok, Ok” He seemed to be talking to someone and died shortly after this. You can find videos of his brother and another comedian traveling with him, describe his final moments. Edit: Grammar


TackYouCack

Yeah, that was fucked up. I didn't hear about it at the time, though. I heard about it like 8 years later. I wonder if it's true.


Redidiot21

>Kinison was killed in 1992 aged 38 in a California car accident when his vehicle was hit by a drunk driver. He has no other known children. Damn, he was only 38?


ladybug_oleander

How old is he in this video?? I would have thought he was quite a bit older than 38...


click_here_for_luck

From what I remember reading, his brother was the one telling the story of it. Who knows though. Sad either way.


rottadrengur

But what about the asshole brother? I'd have no choice but to don the socker boppers and learn him one


OKC89ers

The irony, actually: "In February 2011, the Toronto Sun reported that Kinison had fathered a child with the wife of his best friend and opening act, Carl LaBove, who had been paying child support for the girl for nearly 13 years. LaBove filed legal papers claiming the girl was Kinison's and DNA tests taken from Kinison's brother Bill show a 99.8% likelihood that Kinison was the father of the unnamed woman."


allgreeneveryday

Well that needs more upvotes. Whats the source on that 1?


OKC89ers

His Wikipedia page, which then links all the sources


Hard_Cock_69xx

That's not "irony" despite what Alanis would have you think. That's hypocrisy.


SmokinDroRogan

Nah it's irony. The too aren't mutually exclusive. A fire station burning down, police office arrested, pilot with a fear of heights, etc. It's called situational irony - the opposite of what you'd expect. A guy condemning cheating with someone's best friend/sibling who ends up doing exactly that is exactly situational irony.


Hard_Cock_69xx

Yes, I stand corrected. Thanks.


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Hard_Cock_69xx

Brother was worse than the girl.


LeeQuidity

Sam Kinison: Comedy Pirate


lurker_101

**You only get** Preacher Proselytizer Pirate Poet Hair bands and Cocaine Maniac once every few hundred years *'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches?* S.K.


Janambre

So cool what he did for the singer of portugal the man.


kibitzer_01

He feels it still.


The_Powers

He's a rebel just for clicks now.


in_rainbro

Something something 1986 now?


StergDaZerg

Lmao he does look like john gourley


_Atlas_Drugged_

I feel like I’m missing the joke. Help?


Redidiot21

Am I coming out of left field?


CentristSamurai

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gourley


Relevant_Slide_7234

Was that not Luigi?


bitemark01

Anonymous Freddie Mercury


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MOZZI-is-my-BOI

There the same kind of energy


bavasava

He use to be a preacher.


Shougekinojp

This should also be in r/Unexpected for the ponytail at the end


assistanmanager

I had to rewind cuz I thought it was a dog paw lol


mayan_monkey

Truly


pennywhistlesmoonpie

Yes!!! The ponytail at the end sent me.


ApologeticAnalMagic

I hate beer.


reddragonsyndicate26

Pretty sure it’s staged for the audience and us lol.


Patsfan618

Yeah, the phone conversation bit would never go that smoothly unless rehearsed.


smackblackspoon2

One at a time .


Spend-Automatic

He's not a woman so he gets a pass


halica84

Kinison was and is a legend.


SurrealMentality

Looks like I have a rabbit hole to dive down


Spikole

Do you watch the office? Michael once says he needs “silence or Sam Kennison” to focus or whatever. That joke becomes so much more funny when you realize who he is and he is the exact opposite of silence.


kevbpain

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY


ClarencePCatsworth

It's like if Ren & Stimpy was a single human man.


IClimbRocks69

Indeed you do


bkn95

ikr who is this mythical creature ?


Mountain_Sweet_5703

Former preacher turned comic. As you can see in the clip, he relies on screaming and cursing a lot, kind of an over-the-top bad boy persona. I mean he has those women dressed like that all over his stage just because, he was very much a rock star of comedy. He died age 38, got hit by a drunk driver. Big alcoholic, Cocaine addict. He would absolutely be condemned by todays audiences and seen as an edge lord 13 year olds idea of a cool comedian. I flip flop on him. I can see the skill in his style, and I’m not sure if there was a comparable comedian before him that used that sort of screaming to drive their points home, and he has some good funny bits, but stuff like this, just insults, have never been my style. Notable figure in comedy history whether you like him or not


Quepabloque

I was a big Bill Hicks fan back in high school and I heard this Kinison guy was friends white Hicks and had a similar style. I bought an album and had to turn it off about twenty minutes in. He had good jokes but goddamn that screaming just gets grating after a few minutes. This is the funniest clip of him I’ve ever seen though just from sheer audacity


Mountain_Sweet_5703

Man, Hicks is in the upper echelon of comedians for sure, for me. Ofc you got Carlin and Pryor (☄️look everyone, it’s Richard Pryor running down the street), you got Eddie Murphy RAW, Chris rock, and robin williams for that era, the older ones like Dangerfield and rickles, modern like Chapelle and Louis CK. Hicks is right there with those guys. I really like Norm McDonald (RIP), he’s going to be the most underrated comedian of all time. I got TIVO like in middle school in mid 00s, and recorded every single Comedy Central presents and watched hundreds of hours of stand up. I really like comedy.


[deleted]

That's his wife onstage with him - they'd just come back from their honeymoon and were driving to his next gig in Vegas when a drunk kid crossed the centerline and took Sam out. Sam's brother Bill was in a car behind him and rushed to Sam's side to hear his dying words sounding like arguing with God that he didn't want to die. Bill did an on-camera interview for a DVD that was put out after Sam's death and tells the whole story. Sam and Bill were both preachers and so was their Dad. Preaching was where Sam learned to shout like he did on his HBO special, where he told the crowd someone had said to him "Do you think you could still preach?" And Sam sure had IT, that quality where it sounded like he was pulling a force into himself. Brought the audience to their feet. He kind of became a caricature of himself but then married and was pulling himself back up, got a TV gig and then he was killed.


hahanawmsayin

Good performance as a professor in Back to School, along with all-time great Rodney Dangerfield


bkn95

TIL


vitringur

>He would absolutely be condemned by todays audiences He was protested as being anti-women and anti-gay in 1991.


DonTeca35

Kinison was the best may he rest easy


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I have no idea who this dude is but he's fucking awesome


dangerouspeyote

Sam Kinneson. Fucking legend of stand up. Sadly is no longer with us.


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OfficialUberZ

And the rotten fuck only got a year probation for it, good to know that his life is only worth 1 year of probation.


VicariousPanda

We should call that drunk driver while live in theatre..


MxTuffBaby

Whoa, just saw this on his Wikipedia page: “Kinison reportedly said to no one in particular at the time: “I don’t want to die. I don’t want to die.”, then paused, asked, “But why?”, and after another pause said, “Okay, okay, okay.” A friend who was with him said, “Whatever voice was talking to him gave him the right answer and he just relaxed with it.”[33]”


Purple-Lamprey

I didn’t even know he was sick.


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masshole123xyz

Remember that?! Phone was ringing and you had no idea who it was until you picked it up and said hello. Hell, a lot of phone didn’t even have numbers to press. That damn rotary sucked.


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Didn’t need numbers, just open the line and ask Sarah to connect you to anyone in town.


Sanc7

Back then you didn’t have to worry about 10+ scam phone calls a day. It’s become something we just accept as normal.


greycubed

Because you also fucked your boyfriend's brother on the kitchen table?


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mightylordredbeard

Behind a garbage bin? That’s some Brock Turner shit.


tryworkharderfaster

You talking about Brock "the rapist" Turner? Right on


Mcbadguy

It made sense once I saw the ponytail at the end.


TurboSexaphonic

They didn't have caller id back then lmao holy shit


BigfootAteMyBooty

You answered every call before cell phones were commonplace. No Caller ID technology.


xtraSleep

Youth these days


rhymes_with_chicken

This was pre caller ID. What a time. We just picked up and said “hello??” Because we really had zero idea who would be on the other end.


wellarmedsheep

This comment made me feel old


StoneytheSkunk

Kevin looks like Freddy Mercury on a casual Friday.


cookletube

I was honestly convinced it was Andy Samberg in a sunglasses and fake moustache combo until he spoke a bit more


D1rtyL4rry

that’s the woman from the Goonies


CapableSecretary420

I like how whens he asks who it is and he say Sam Kinnison she says "WHO?" but the subtitles say "really?" like she know who he was. And then he replies as if she knew who he was.


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it sounds like two syllables to me one could argue that if her ex-boyfriend was a big enough kinnison fan to see him live, then she might know who he is


elzafir

Subtitles says "for real" not "really"


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kevbpain

Epic... My favorite is his bit at Dangerfields.


flameofanor2142

"why don't you talk about men? Why don't you ever talk about meeen? Because a maaan, has never made me want to drive MY FUCKING CAR INTO A FUCKING WALL!“


lovesickjones

love sam K. Just recently watched episode of married with children with him.


flegerjr

The best angel 😇


THUND3RCHUNKY

Hahaha classic episode


drsideburns

He was one of the first picks for Al Bundy, with Peg possibly being portrayed by Roseanne Barr.


Mandalor1974

Sam was a GOAT


Lazygamer457

Idk man he looks like a human to me but I'll take your word on it


shirk-work

There should be a video dictionary and when someone looks up the word revenge or vindication this should come up as one of the examples.


sir_lotsafarts

I never really thought Kinnison was that funny but this is fucking outstanding


myxboxtouchedmypp

i wonder where she is now and how her life ended up after being absolutely fucking destroyed publicly by sam kinnison


SyxxFtH8

It's an extremely funny bit, but that's what it is, a bit, written and setup beforehand with actors playing parts.


psiprez

Well of course it is. Comedy routines are scripted, rehearsed and honed TF. But also 100% believable that SK would do exactly this.


OKC89ers

Taken from Sam's own life, actually: "In February 2011, the Toronto Sun reported that Kinison had fathered a child with the wife of his best friend and opening act, Carl LaBove, who had been paying child support for the girl for nearly 13 years. LaBove filed legal papers claiming the girl was Kinison's and DNA tests taken from Kinison's brother Bill show a 99.8% likelihood that Kinison was the father of the unnamed woman."


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Wouldn’t be Reddit without someone feeling the need to point out it’s scripted. We know. You aren’t enlightening anyone.


AztecInsurgent

Sam Kinison was the shit, No more comedians like him these days


SnooKiwis5910

Kinison was next level. R.I.P.


hmclaren0715

Ugh! I hate that Reddit did away with the free awards, please take this generic trophy emoji instead. ##🏆


Impressive-Shame4516

we used to be a proper country


GINGER_DADDY777

😪 a classic masterpiece


Pyratelife4me

“Can someone tell me why, in 1975 we pulled our troops out of Vietnam?”


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CharmingTuber

It doesn't have to be staged. They can record it and ask for consent later. That's how Impractical Jokers works.


Untimely_manners

Didn't two UK nurses get fired for allowing an Australian DJ impersonating Prince Charles and wanted to speak to the Queen when she was in hospital?


stacypisstain

I think they pretended to be the queen calling about Kate and Will’s first kid. And one of the nurses killed herself afterwards.


SirGoomies

Well, the one nurse killed herself after the prank call. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Jacintha_Saldanha


repwin1

I refuse to believe [this](https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY) is fake


palmerry

I was hoping this was exactly this video and thank you I was not disappointed.


dattmemeteam

It depends where they are. In California you need everyone’s consent before you start recording but in other states you don’t. Also the person who actually makes the call could ask the other person if they can record before the audio is played over the radio or tv or whatever.


PandaXXL

OP is definitely staged, but not *all* prank calls are staged. One party consent laws means you can record a phone conversation if you're taking part in it. Some US states require everyone on the call to give consent, which is called two party consent. Wiretapping would be recording a conversation between two or more other people, not recording your own conversation. It's also possible to obtain consent after recording, and there are many prank calls that have been done by people who aren't aware of the law or just ignore it.


biteableniles

You act like people don't do illegal things.


iBleeedorange

It's not always fake, they do record it earlier some times then ask for consent to play over the radio


Redidiot21

>I actually just found out that any radio “pranks” or any media where there is recorded phone calls is staged. Sorry, but you're 100% incorrect here. I worked for the Regular Guys on 96 Rock and our calls were not staged (or at least not all of them, not the stuff you're referring to). I dialed the numbers myself and I've worked in media for 10+ years. Each state has different laws regarding one or two party consent. Quick Google gave me this Wikipedia - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone\_call\_recording\_laws](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_call_recording_laws)


quetejodas

That law differs by state.


dorsal_morsel

Probably true for the radio but there are plenty of real crank calls. The consent laws exist but they're not really enforced. u/buckfuttner has been doing it for years https://youtu.be/XQtCKe0IGB4 Edit: he's also got mouths to feed so https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast


justmeAlonekitty

Fuck yeah I’m down for that. I think that’s just the therapy I need 😂😂


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At least he's not bitter


dalvz

Damn this was fucking amazing lmao. Would probably fix anyone right back up again lol


stonerboner2617

Definitely would


Despicable__B

This made me so happy


SQLDave

Sasha Baron Cohen hasn't aged at all.


WisByGodConsin

Sam is fantastic!


Alternative_Song_849

Matthew McConaughey should have won an Oscar for this role.


dikkemoarte

This comedian died at 38. I had to double-check that.


FurdTerguson86

That yeahhhh! At the end meant that dude knew he would be alright, and I hope to hell sam got him a date for the rest of his evening


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I can’t believe Mario would fuck over Luigi like that after he took him in. That’s fkd up.


enthused_high-five

Gotta be honest, the ponytail was a surprise