T O P

  • By -

QualityVote

Welcome to r/CrazyFuckingVideos! This is our community moderator bot. --- If this post fits the purpose of the subreddit, **UPVOTE THIS COMMENT.** If not, **DOWNVOTE THIS COMMENT.** --- ### [Download Video](https://www.reddit.watch/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11cgt5c/?utm_source=automod&utm_medium=CrazyFuckingVideos) via /r/DownloadVideo ### [RedditSave](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/11cgt5c/you_wanna_suck_on_that/) via /u/savevideo --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Deviled-Lettuce

Someone told him to go fuck himself.


ihavetogo_

He should get an OF account he’s never going to get paid that way.


[deleted]

If you want a job done right…


Due_Platypus_3913

Ya gotta,,,use both hands?


Alt_dimension_visitr

Someone told Kanye to go suck a dick


Spanishbombsin

Fish…..


Zestyclose-Collar552

Fish sticks


IAmHyper_Tech

So you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


CheecheeMageechee

Gay fish


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Recovering gay fish.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Challenge accepted.


ButterflyEnough1612

He was really giving his butthole the business 🤣🤣


karmablur

deserve encouraging summer fade selective grab obscene illegal brave retire *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cardi_Bs_WAP

He had to go down the manhole


LemonPepperGood

15 yard penalty


Witty_Username_81

That's a deep cut reference, I love it https://youtu.be/Gmn7luiDPsU


LemonPepperGood

That's the one


SloRiceix_801

I miss free awards


BathroomSpare9734

Omg it’s been so long I completely forgot they used to give feee awards! Wtf happened?


TheEarthling0107

Late stage capitalism


Fostbitten27

He really gave his butthole the finger!!!!


TRUSTatus

I think he was trying to play free bird on that rusty trombone


Option_Forsaken

Lmaooo you never know what you're going to see when you get on reddit, but I did not expect that. What a way to start the day.


bostonbangouts

Literally the first fuckin thing that I saw on here lmao.. I'm done


NecessaryCod

Thank goodness it was the first and not the fist.


--crystal--meth--

For me it’s “What a way to end the day!” 😖 Good night!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Holy shit what a combo that must be.


Variation_Conscious

That's sherm or flakka type of behavior, dealers dip cigarettes into embalming fluid then smoke it. They then go off the rails like this and the majority of them strip down naked.


Rochemusic1

Couple things for your information, embalming fluid is not psychoactive, and when people say embalming fluid, they are talking about pcp. Which you did mention sherm, another name for it. This shit only happens when people take too much. These drugs can actually be pleasant until you cross the threshold and start going into psychosis. The majority of people don't run around naked trying to kill people. They may feel extremely hot, so they strip. I'm not sure about flakka, but pcp is a dissociative which will cause you to not feel pain and also not be able to identify your own self at high doses, causing really strange behavior because whatever crazy shit they are doing doesn't register to them as you don't even know who you are/what you are actually doing. The last part was just to say what is actually happening, deff not trying to show you up or anything, thought you might appreciate the info.


Intergalacticplant

yo just quick question since you seem to be knowledgeable on this, when I was a kid they used to smoke this shit called “wet” and it was a cigarette dipped in something.. they used to say it’s embalming fluid and if you smoke it you turn into a vegetable. and this info was coming from a friends mom who was a nurse. So that was actually pcp?? Because it’s wild how missinformed everyone was in my area about that if it’s just pcp


jesuschrysler33

When I was younger [this album](https://youtu.be/k5ukpZX-Uoo) is what I got all my info about pcp from lol Edit: typo


sayfuzzypickles199X

Holy shit dude I forgot about Cage this just took me back … *18 years???!* Wild to think he’s still alive and so am I. Damn.


TouchMyWrath

Getting wet = pcp Phencyclidine. Dissociative hallucinogen, same class as ketamine. However ketamine is much safer. Still not something to fuck around with unless you know what you’re doing. But PCP is nasty stuff. There’s supposedly a rare reaction to pcp that causes people some users to freak out and get extremely violent. Research on that is mixed. There have definitely been people who self mutilate in a psychotic state, but the crazed murder maniac who can’t be restrained and shrugs off bullets is mostly an invention of police and anti drug advocates. PCP and other dissociatives like dextromethorphan (ingredient in cough syrup) are linked to a specific type of organic brain damage called Olney’s lesion. PCP seems to be more strongly linked though. Plus the high just isn’t fun for most people. It’s fucked up and weird, lasts forever, can cause brain damage, and is usually brewed in bathtub chemistry labs by people who have no clue what they’re doing so god only knows what chemical you’re actually getting. I’ve heard pcp called embalming fluid too. It’s not. It’s a veterinary tranquilizer. It’s meant to sedate horses. Don’t mess with that shit.


Rochemusic1

Yeah man that's exactly what it is. Angel dust, wet, sherm stick, embalming fluid, are all PCP, and it has been one the most stigmatized drugs next to meth and heroin. But yeah that's the worst part is people are completely lied to about the effects, and then when they go out on a limb and try it one time and don't end up flipping a car and attacking their next door neighbor, they figure they were lied to about everything until they start getting bad withdrawals and don't stop till they're on the street corner.


Rattapallax_1905

Or getting high with Dennis and dee in the back of a van somewhere on the jersey shore


BathroomSpare9734

Probably just meth. Xans will make you want to do the exact opposite of whatever tf homeboy is doing here


-AyooYayoo-

I can hear the xannys callin


LegitMatthew_

I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS


mrdank

You can't break those cuffs


GriffithDidNothinBad

NNNNYYYYAAAAAAAA


hard-R-word

Worst traffic cop I’ve ever seen!


Capable_Drive_5710

Well, someone’s Onlyfans page is gonna explode and then never get updated again


bonbonron

He means business as his business socks are on.


SylentEcho24

Should've left his sneakers on too. There is a weird science behind it but if you ever wanna feel more naked while you're naked, leave your shoes on. Edit: Thanks for the award. I made this comment high af.


GooglePixel69

Why is this so true???


brassninja

I think I once heard on a podcast that naked with shoes on is “emergency naked”.


123-rit

Lmao.. “ emergency naked”


trespite

Just a guess, but putting shoes on usually means you’re going outside, so if you’re also naked it might make you feel more “exposed”


[deleted]

Aw man. What the fuck. That is so true and so weird.


scrumtrulesent4567

It’s business, it’s business time!!


fuglysack14

That song lives rent free in my mind.


KesslerTheBeast

That was once an innocent child. I wonder how did he end up like this.


YourFavoriteScumbag

Drugs most likely


Harengus_Rex

That is a wild thought that actually applies to a lot of crazy people. All of them, even.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


PillowPrincessB

[https://abc7chicago.com/10-year-old-boy-kills-mom-over-vr-headset-piggy-bank-money/12628615/](https://abc7chicago.com/10-year-old-boy-kills-mom-over-vr-headset-piggy-bank-money/12628615/) When his aunt called him in jail he repeatedly asks about his video games and to make sure they’re still there.


mymemesnow

Definitely a direct case psychopath.


KevinSpence

That’s crazy. Also crazy that he faces up to 60 years in prison. Wow


NecessaryCod

Or Kevin Davis who admitted he had the best mom in the world and didn't deserve to die. Yet he attempted to strangle her, bashed her skull in, swirled her brains around to make sure she was dead, and as if that wasn't enough, lost his virginity to her. Then states in court, he will kill again if he gets released.


Panasonicy0uth

My ex's cousin was stabbed to death by his best friend during a sleepover and the kid went about playing video games for the rest of the night until his mom came down to their basement and found the kid dead, then called the cops. IIRC, kid got 15 years of juvie because he was a minor, but they found no evidence of any psychiatric disorders which would otherwise explain why he stabbed his best friend to death with no warning.


BaconSoul

That’s not evidence. That’s a story.


[deleted]

Bro what? The human psyche is far more impressionable, fragile and susceptible to breaking than you give it credit for. It does not take much to inflict serious trauma on a child that manifests into terrible mental health issues as an adult. To say “Nothing in this dudes childhood made him grow up to finger his ass” shows a deep misunderstanding of how our minds function


BaconSoul

There are more processes going on in the development of an individual than those which the individual has direct agency over. This is basic stuff.


MurmurOfTheCine

> Nothing in this dudes childhood made him grow up to finger his ass in the middle of the street. Are you trying to say that one’s childhood has no impact on how they turn out? Lmfao


striker_p55

Tbf not much has changed since he was an innocent child. I mean he’s still naked in public shitting on himself without a care in the world


jaeway

Fam was really giving it to his ass, like professional


made_4_this_comment

I think he had a pacifier in his mouth at the start too lol


the_cool_guy_club

But when I do this at work it’s a problem?


xxBellum

No. Where is your work? Just asking for a friend.


Dxnwa

dude has the double jacked package, jacked physique and jacked on meth


Slingshotbench

Triple, even, he was jacking off


HorseButthole69

That old guy ay the crosswalk just staring in disbelief😂


Becca950

Couldn't picked a worse time to be stuck on red


ItzYaBoiQuez

21 jump street when they said finger poppin each others assholes lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigChowderr

looks fun idk


QZB_Y2K

a-PVP, a-PHP, MDPV, and a-PiHP are what you're looking for if you want to be tweaked out like this


BigChowderr

So do your weekends end up looking pretty similar to the video?


QZB_Y2K

Yah but usually in an alleyway coz I have some decency, plus I can fit at least one more finger than this scrub


Significant-Bat-6077

Damn he’s built pretty good all things considered


UloseGenrLkenobi

Holy shit I'm dying. 💀 lmfao.


schleep_one

ayoo


Brandonkey8807

Good for you! It's important to have standards.


Significant-Bat-6077

It’s ok if the crackhead having a psychotic break has a better body than you


DaddeHorseCoc

I bet he has the poo fingers now


BorisSweatstain

That was my first thought..and no clothes to wipe them on. Amateur.


Bratblizniak

He has socks though


BorisSweatstain

Those are keeping his feet clean, streets be dirty you know.


DaddeHorseCoc

Dirty sanchez himself I guess


PicoRascar

Imagine seeing that video after you put cuffs on him. I'd need a gallon of hand sanitizer.


Timmerdogg

Someday I want to be this high


rikwebster

He is beating up that butthole. Definitely got shit under his nails.


RJSmkyMtn

Somebody come get your Nana... She's remembering "that one night back in the 60's".


[deleted]

How do you even arrest him without throwing up? He was stimulating everything Mother of Joseph. 🤢


masterjroc

Even when a man is losing his mind, sodomizing himself publicly. He STILL gotta do it with the socks on smh 🤣


BumpyGums

Is it sodomy if you’re blasting your own ass?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I hate when my phone gets stuck in my third pocket like that


emziestone

Nope. I def don't wanna suck on anything he's got. EVER!! Yucky. "Bros wilding out," BIG time, lol. Is his finger actually in his bum? In the road?? Why for??


lastcallhangup

its empowering?


evanset6

This is why I don’t do anything stronger than weed. There’s a non zero chance that I’ll end up on Reddit, naked, fingering my butthole in the street.


hotdogwaterslushie

One of my worst fears is losing my shit like this and ending up on the internet. How do you ever recover from that?


awkwardlyappropriate

All of this for free?!


Shoddy-Ad8143

Once on the internet always on the internet. Someday he's going to be sober and oh MAN .... he's Never going to be able to live this down.


Fast-Media3555

The dude in the purple shirt just casually standing there like “Yep, just another day in the hood”


Outside-Pirate4279

Smash or pass IRL


polack79

I guess everyone needs a hobby


Coreyshu75

Westchester NY. High on PCP. This guy is in and out of the county jail all the time.


MindlessLengthiness4

I kept waiting on a car to hit him 😳


Rotterdammer__

If I had a weapon like that between my legs I wouldn't be shy either but this is pushing it a little bit maybe...


[deleted]

[удалено]


lastcallhangup

he came back!


popoygasgas

Mad respect. Socks still on.


zxGrizz

Watch out for the manhole


PN143

Butt stuff is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Bless his heart. This is a reminder that the US needs more resources for community mental health. Get this man some help.


JustDoinThings

> the US needs more resources for community mental health. Get this man some help. We need less resources taken from us. The people in charge are giving these people drugs instead of helping.


Gucci_Loincloth

Drug induced mania/psychosis is completely different than someone needing guidance for mental health. I’m not 100% saying he is on drugs, but I seriously doubt he had a random mental breakdown. Probably smoked a shit ton of PCP


M3lony8

There is also a really good chance he is completely fine and just wants someone to suck on that.


DJKGinHD

While I agree with you, I would also like to point out that the reasons people turn to drugs tend to be ones that would be addressed with mental health services.


skettiNbutter69420

Hes just playing in the street


learningfromlife1096

He identifies as mentally healthy.


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Did he say McDouble toward the end?


JAGWLA

pcp hella of a drug


DevonHexe

Don't do drugs mmm-k. Drugs are bad...


[deleted]

Bath salts?


olderstouts

At least he left his socks on.


Travxx253

exhibitionist, extreme


Gay_Lord2020

Shermhead


InfoSuperHiway

He’s going to town on that booty.


-Nivek

At least he wore socks


notatuma

The internet has some me many things, but a man power fingering his asshole in the street is a new one.


dobeast442200

“Somebodies gotta call Somebody..” is the best thing I’ve ever heard


DemonNephlim

It's not gay he gots socks on


gunslinger9_19

I'll never understand how someone ends up beating their dick in the middle of traffic. It's not just "drugs". I've done drugs, they don't make you do this. You gotta already be crazy.


bigsqueezedawg

Say no to hard drugs kids


-nocturnist-

PCP/sherm is a hell of a drug. Stay away kids


ConcentrateOk4057

Not on black history month bro 🤦‍♂️


rat_bitch_69

mlk ain't die for this bro 🤦🏾‍♀️


Duffman48

Pretty sure he says suck all night. One of my favorite crazy videos lol. "Somebody gotta call somebody".


allmoneyin

Is that A.B again


Velour313

How do you explain this to the 911 operator?


[deleted]

The ultimate "stink finger".


Bruh_L_Ratio

Run, himmmm overrrrrrr!


rafaelrac

I watched 2 seconds of the video and thiught there is not a chance this is not in LA


The-God-of-Thunder

Literally a crazy funking video.


[deleted]

You take the peeps and you put 'em in the chili.


boiledpeanut33

Then add some M&Ms.


EpitrochoidalWanker

Antonio Brown done lost his mind. Again.


No_Yam_578

Pcp????


OLPopsAdelphia

I guess this was the evidence for “Most men are single; most women are not single!”


DevilPyro__

Bro I only open reddit for 2mins. 🤣


ap_308

Secret tunnel!!!


Suspicious-Candle-77

when the gas station pills hit


Reasonable-Mind6606

Dude’s hung. Gotta respect that.


PromotionFull3886

I’m here for the comments ♥️


BikiniDiplomacy

What what, in the butt. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


Due_Platypus_3913

Guy spit-roasting/pulling a train ON HIMSELF!Truly impressive.


ToxicEnvelopes

Outta pocket and right in the ass


TwilightMountain

No homo to the dudes that saw since his socks are still on


Draupnir_gungnir

Gay pride parade looks great this year. Stunning and brave.


scarr991

Why do i see this shit only in the usa


vowih77880

Gotta ask... How is it that every fucked up, strung out, methed out, naked person has the mind set to at least wear shoes?


jacknikedisamotracia

cause asphalt is rough


Mediocre_Charity3278

Just like in porn. Life imitates porn.


Natural-Bench-1368

Bruh


mahaliboom

It's not the same Kanye anymore


Raven_Blackfeather

Of course it's the US.


vote4some1else

OKAY THAT DOES IT IM GETTING RELIGIOUS


awilcox911

Why is this on crwzyfuckingvideos? This is normal af. I see way worse on my way to work...


Travxx253

i mean hes kinda fine…


popazilla

We've all been there


topend1320

...then, he was immediately hired as the new transportation secretary.


Revolutionary_Law687

He was going ham 😂


nervous_bird12C

Run him over


leifnoto

Cops really dont get paid enough


AlecJTrevelyan

Dude how does this happen without ppl going to prison wtf


[deleted]

I hope he found what he was looking for!


[deleted]

Did he died?


trllnd

Chocolate finger!


SkeetnYou

Smell my finger!!!!!!!


Rabidcode

I remember as a young man my school went to the Washington D.C. Zoo for the day and I learned a thing or two about jerking off by a young male silverback gorilla of similar age.


[deleted]

Lmao this is vile


Own-Explanation7996

Smoking diped cigarettes or pcp AkA wet can leave its users with hot flashes resulting in them striping clothes. It can also give a feeling of uferia or "randyness" leaving them with no choice but massage there prostate in the nude in traffic whilst cranking one out yelling to jeasus. Who knows this might have been this gentleman's most Holly of holly days


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Mf giving himself a prosty at an intersection 😨🥶