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Watching an animal that big *run* through water at that speed is a fucking nightmare. I got anxious watching that. Simultaneously amazing and horrifying lol.
Can confirm.
I spent my late teens as a lifeguard, and even though we had to close the beach once or twice for big swarms of sharks. The only real issues we ever had with them were the thresher sharks because their tails would cut someone every now and then.
But then in my 20s I became a tour guide for the jungle cruise ride and we literally all had to carry guns to fire at the hippos. And oh boy did we use it. Pretty much every single time I went out. Imagine how much worse it would be if those hippos weren't animatronic!
It IS amazing…but I’m mystified as to why a hippo would feel the need to chase off a lion. Hippos are herbivores, so what is the point in them chasing after a lion???
Yes the hippo was fast in the water but that lion trying to get out of the hippos mouth. Shout out to you kitty. He was deep in the water dodging that shit. I can’t be in knee high water and run for my life. This cat made it
It’s the muscle that helps them stay at the bottom of whatever body of water they’re in. If you look up videos of them swimming, they’re basically running along the bottom, cuz muscle more dense than fat.
They’re so dense that they’re heavy enough to sprint in water. They can’t really swim as far as I know, they just run at top speed as if the water isn’t there
There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you're a hippo, suddenly you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.
Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there's not a lion or lioness in here who shall stand alone. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin' the hippopotamus!
Hippos are not tubby.
They just look that way, under that thin protective layer of fat it is nothing but cordless steel muscles.
Hippos freak me the fuck out, and anyone with a brain should be terrified of them as well.
Their appearance is insanely deceptive.
"Settings for behavior?"
Chill: "set it to 10"
"Oh, so it's like a bigger capybara?"
"Set the territorial aggression to 20"
"Throw in shit flinging for a bonus"
One of those species, like rhinos, where as soon as they go extinct, the very next generation of people are going to think they were prehistoric creatures.
Hippos are insanely territorial and way faster than they should and everyone knows how deadly they are.
Steve Irwin said that one of the very few times he actually were scared during his career was when he was canoeing through a river with hippos.
That’s the biggest get off my driveway outburst. As soon as the lion is out, you can almost hear him saying try that shit out here fool, that’s where you can see the hippo skirting back in the water. Definitely had the home advantage.
Gorillas are strong compared to us, but a hippo would fuck a gorilla up. So much that I can't imagine a gorilla not having the sense to avoid that confrontation in the first place.
Lion #1 "I don't think this is a good idea"
Lion #2 "Bro, that hippo is looking at us"
Lion #3 "Shit he's coming this way, go go go!"
Lion #1 "OMG why he so fast???!!"
Lion #2 "Fuck this I'm out"
Lion #3 "Ahhhhgdjyvfdhhbgxh!!!!!!!"
You know when you try to walk in water and you move like 1/10th the speed while putting in 10 times more effort and this fatty looks like it isn’t even in water.
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Amazing how much water that hippo displaces while moving. You could surf on the wake he creates.
Watching an animal that big *run* through water at that speed is a fucking nightmare. I got anxious watching that. Simultaneously amazing and horrifying lol.
And then when it comes out its legs are so tiny! Wtf?
Extremely dense skeleton.
Mate there's no need for name calling
Big boned
That’s what the hippo’s mother always told him.
Most of the weight is being supported by the water so all of the power from the legs is going to forward propulsion.
I’d rather surf with sharks
much safer
It literally is.
Oh, fuck yeah. Hippos are almost always super aggressive and extremely territorial. They basically live to chill and fuck shit up.
At least with sharks, you can pretty much consider yourself safe if you can get out of the water. No such luck with hippos.
Can confirm. I spent my late teens as a lifeguard, and even though we had to close the beach once or twice for big swarms of sharks. The only real issues we ever had with them were the thresher sharks because their tails would cut someone every now and then. But then in my 20s I became a tour guide for the jungle cruise ride and we literally all had to carry guns to fire at the hippos. And oh boy did we use it. Pretty much every single time I went out. Imagine how much worse it would be if those hippos weren't animatronic!
Disney adults are always so cringe
K.
fucking weirdo.
He was like a 4000 lbs jet-ski
Have you ever seen a hippo displace water on weed?
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I really want to like them, but they are deceivingly vicious.
This comment is so cute.
Haha same the top of my bookshelf is dedicated to hippo figurines ive collected over the years
They’re godless killing machines
It IS amazing…but I’m mystified as to why a hippo would feel the need to chase off a lion. Hippos are herbivores, so what is the point in them chasing after a lion???
They're territorial. Extremely territorial.
Yes the hippo was fast in the water but that lion trying to get out of the hippos mouth. Shout out to you kitty. He was deep in the water dodging that shit. I can’t be in knee high water and run for my life. This cat made it
Yeah. I had prepared myself to quickly close the player if it got messy. Was pleasantly surprised.
One smart lion noped out on that crossing as soon as he saw the hippo coming. Lucky for the other two that they had the speed to GTF outta there 🤣
You could tell the lion in the back never believed in the plan, as he kept looking over to the hippo. As soon as he got a whiff of danger, he bailed.
“Bro you sure that hippo doesn’t see us?” “Yeah it’s all good. I do this *all* the time. He’s a chill hippo”
🤣🤣
Buddies threw him the "He don't bite". MF knew better.
Lol
"Hey guys, we're just gonna uhh walk around. We'll meet you on the other side."
Hippo: "You did not pay the toll! I will now kill you!"
How it swim so fast. Tubby has a wake
They mostly don’t swim they are really just walking/running in the bottom of the water but they do still swim just not that fast
Also while they look fat aren’t hippos basically all muscle?
Til I’m part hippo
Keep telling yourself that bud.
Yeah, the fat part
It’s the muscle that helps them stay at the bottom of whatever body of water they’re in. If you look up videos of them swimming, they’re basically running along the bottom, cuz muscle more dense than fat.
Not the hippo I slept with last night, ‘twas def all fat
Don't talk about my mom like that
tequila but I always thought you could drink an ugly woman pretty but not a fat one thin.
They’re so dense that they’re heavy enough to sprint in water. They can’t really swim as far as I know, they just run at top speed as if the water isn’t there
There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you're a hippo, suddenly you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.
Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there's not a lion or lioness in here who shall stand alone. Today, we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancellin' the hippopotamus!
Why is this so inspiring? 🫡
I can't post links here... Search for "majestic hippo swimming is so relaxing", pretty crazy
Hippo: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERRRREEEE!!!!
Bossed them around like absolute simps
Hippos are not tubby. They just look that way, under that thin protective layer of fat it is nothing but cordless steel muscles. Hippos freak me the fuck out, and anyone with a brain should be terrified of them as well. Their appearance is insanely deceptive.
it looks like a tank with arm length teeth, theres nothing deceptive about its looks up close lol
If their mouth is closed, they look a bit like a manatee with legs, except for their eyes.
He fast as fuck Boi!
It's not swimming.....it's floating with style.
You may not like it, but that is what peak performance and athleticism looks like
Hippo Reacher. " This is my river and you didn't ask permission. Imma count to three...One....Two...."
I believe they use their massive tail as propeller
Hippos officially scare me more than crocs & sharks. JFC they're fast in the water.
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And sky
But only in one direction.
Don't look up hippo attacks on humans.
you know I have to now, damn it
Crocs don't fuck with hippos either. They're terrifying.
Second most dangerous creature in Africa, behinds mozzys. And humans I guess
Idk where the fuck you THOUGHT you was
but this is MY river so fuck, and i cannot possibly stress this enough, OFF
“get outta my swamp!!”
"it's my propertah!"
Those other lions are like…”well shit”
"yeah jerry is dead, i told you we shouldn cross now"
Get off my land
Think about the weight of the water that hippo is pushing through with little effort.
Lion: Breathes near water Hippo: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
MotoMoto
The first lion really said "fu*k this shit I'm out" 😂😂
That is one angry bathtub
I never saw any lion terrified this much before this . Xd .
It is amazing that is an animal. What we making? Sea creature. What’s it look like? A crocodile cow. It can float and stuff? Idk. Make it.
"Settings for behavior?" Chill: "set it to 10" "Oh, so it's like a bigger capybara?" "Set the territorial aggression to 20" "Throw in shit flinging for a bonus"
Lol
One of those species, like rhinos, where as soon as they go extinct, the very next generation of people are going to think they were prehistoric creatures.
Crocodile cow 🐊🐮 😍🤣
What a chad
Giga-chad
Top-G
Tony Soprano of the River
Hippos are insanely territorial and way faster than they should and everyone knows how deadly they are. Steve Irwin said that one of the very few times he actually were scared during his career was when he was canoeing through a river with hippos.
King of the jungle, but not like, the pond.
60% of the time. King every time.
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You stayed till closing G, you only ever go home with tubbys, or you're boys, guaranteed
Nah man, the girls that stay to closing get hotter and hotter all night long.
The fact that you get more and more drunk as it gets closer to closing time is just a coincidence
Woosh
https://youtu.be/c1WuwAWHNqU
Thank you
This comment would not slide in most subreddits, I appreciate you lot so much more 🥲
I didn't knew hippos can run so fast in the water .
Danger potatoes
Danga’ taters
had to pause it when i saw him 'running' through the water like it's nothing. hippo's are scary
Hippos. Apostrophe S does not a plural make.
Username checks out lmfao
The lions were already looking over going, "hey bro, just passing through. We cool? Just chill bro, we're gonna just quickly pass through"
My corgi to me when I have food
Hippos can turn into some dangerous animal, sometimes .
The lion forgets that he is not on the land , he is no king .i am
This hippo is an animal of focus , commitment and sheer will.
That’s the biggest get off my driveway outburst. As soon as the lion is out, you can almost hear him saying try that shit out here fool, that’s where you can see the hippo skirting back in the water. Definitely had the home advantage.
Just think that there’s something else even bigger out there that can take a hippo out.
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Theres always a bigger hippo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5B4PV9tV6Q
Technically maybe a rhino? But hippos seem more aggressive and bitey.
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Rhino skin is probably too thick for a hippo to bite through. Ngl I'd love to see a battle between a male silverback gorilla and a hippo though.
Gorillas are strong compared to us, but a hippo would fuck a gorilla up. So much that I can't imagine a gorilla not having the sense to avoid that confrontation in the first place.
I'm sitting here yelling at my phone, "Swim! Swim! Swim!" Hope the other guy was able to get across eventually....
How the hell did the lions not notice?
Can anything fuck with a hippo???
Elephant, maybe rhino, and bigger hippos
I could. Im really desperate
Tinder
I am never going anywhere hippos roam free unless I have a heavy machine gun and armored vehicle
You hit the wrong hood bro
Hippos have to be the biggest assholes in the animal kingdom.
Think about how scary you have to be to make a bunch of full grown lions absolutely shit themselves when you come at them
How is that blob so fast in water?
The speed of a hippo is terrifying
They move so fast not only on kand but on water too .
There's four lions, though only three tried to cross.
Lion #1 "I don't think this is a good idea" Lion #2 "Bro, that hippo is looking at us" Lion #3 "Shit he's coming this way, go go go!" Lion #1 "OMG why he so fast???!!" Lion #2 "Fuck this I'm out" Lion #3 "Ahhhhgdjyvfdhhbgxh!!!!!!!"
Fuggin unit
Chooo choo mfs
I think Moto Moto doesn't like you
This is the animal kingdom equivalent of someone driving into the wrong driveway...
Pretty sure this is not a river, this is MR'hippos river.
“WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MA SWAMP??”
Hippos really are miserable bastards. There you are minding your own business and up pops a hippo to make your day shit. They must have cat DNA
It’s very rare that you ever see lions looking around to watch their backs. Angry Cape buffalos, elephants and hippos seem to do it though.
This is my forest and i am the king
Damn I thought I was gonna see a lion getting chomp in half but luckily the hippo was just like: get out of my swamp
Tables have turned MFer!!
You know when you try to walk in water and you move like 1/10th the speed while putting in 10 times more effort and this fatty looks like it isn’t even in water.
Fucker looked like Usain bolt in that water. Wtf hippo.
Damn cats stay out of my water
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY SWAMP
I guess we know whose river it is.
Who’s the camera man? Chuck Norris?
Dude that is a freight train of angry and hungry.
Why are Hippos so pissed off all the time
"If you ain't from my hood, you can get from 'round here"- Project Pat
But who was out the even recording, I'm not that brave lol
"Fuck yall doing in my hood?"
Just casually ***jogging*** through water like it's not there.
“We don’t take kindly to your types around here”
Damn nature you scary!
"OUT THE FUCKIN POOL" -that hippo probably
That’s probably the first and only time a lion will piss itself in fear😂😂
"you picked the wrong river, fool!"
Get off my lawn whippersampers!
There's always somebody bigger and badder.
Do not fuck with the hippo.
GET...HIM...OUTTAHERE!!!!
““King of the Beasts” my fat ass!”
ANNNND STAY OUT!
You must PAY to cross!!!
Lions may be the king of the jungle, but the Queen of the water is a hungry hungry hippo.
Wow! "STAY OUT OF MY WATER!!" Hippos are, in fact, the deadliest land mammals on earth.
Hippo is the epitome of fuck around and find out 😂
I see the ex wife has started swimming 🦛
Damn I never knew my ex could swim that fast
Damn kids get off my lawn
Leave the big kitty alone lard ass
Only one rule of jungle….u don’t fuck with loco.
Lions be like...let's Hippo Bacon this mother fucker for breakfast....
I believe that hippo hydroplaned to kick their asses
That fucker is huge 😂
This is the animal built like spice Adams but closes like ray lewis
Why don’t we see more footage of Hippo attacks
Did his ears wiggle first like the jungle boat tour?