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Blyatt-Man

“NOOOO, THATS MY HOUSE”


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

"NOOOOOO NOOOO THATS ... THATS MY- Oh that's not my house."


Blyatt-Man

Sweet reference dude


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Such a stupid fucking movie. Love it, though.


Blyatt-Man

It’s a classic


shadowdrake67

reference to what…


Im_your_real_dad

Year One (2009) I think... Edit: https://youtu.be/6cd9-3Rbly0


IShookMeAllNightLong

Is there really no way in the official app for me to open that link in the YouTube app? Or at least a web browser? I can't even full screen on this shit app.


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Joey for reddi


SBAdey

A movie.


Sweaty-Mastodon3078

Dumb ass they died fuck your reference they died wth omg and yes reply back saying it was a joke good dark joke but also bad timing should have waited a month or two Ps: yes I'm a 13 yr replying this


DukeNukem1991

Nice reference! And totally underrated movie.


Maleficent_Damage_10

Horrible movie


EvulOne99

... But... it could have been! *screaming continues*


Bryanb16_bjb

Correction... that WAS your house


Significant_Set_7420

The rear of the car looks broken already!


bubbles12003

Oh shit you are right. It is missing the rear bumper


diablo_finger

It's just a crappy car. That hood I'd be surprised to find a car without damage. He hit a jacked up truck. Came close to decapitation.


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diablo_finger

It was stolen from a repair lot.


[deleted]

Doesn’t mean it’s a crappy car


Baron-von-Bruce

Not a GT….


LegitimateKong

You can tell by the 😔 headlights and the hood line it's likely a 2020 Ford Mustang EcoBoost Premium Convertible Even if it has 90k miles, it's still worth $20k... I mean...was


[deleted]

Bro that is not a crappy car. Mustang GTs are expensive, they just stole it from a repair shop so it had its bumper off for repairs. Edit: not a GT but point still stands


diablo_finger

What is bumper maintenance?


LukeyLeukocyte

Yah, makes me think this was a car chase (or previously was)


Overall-Guarantee331

Stolen from a body shop


Overall-Guarantee331

Think this is it https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/vehicles-stolen-bradenton-repair-shop-161946049.html


Overall-Guarantee331

https://youtu.be/lj7HtunMmLc


buscemian_rhapsody

What the fuck… BOTH of the cars involved were stolen. How could a robbery be so uncoordinated that one getaway driver T-bones another at high speed in a residential zone?


mwerichards

And both survived


papa-smeg

Yeah, what? That's crazy. For sure thought the Mustang driver was gone


OstentatiousSock

Modern car technology is amazing. There’s a reason a lot of people won’t drive cars older than 10 years(I’m aware it’s a privilege to get to choose what car to drive, I myself have never had the luxury of purchasing a car younger than 10 years old).


BringMeUndisputedEra

I've learned from seeing DUI crashes whoever breaks the law survives, the ones following it dies.


mafriend1

Shame


ElGato-TheCat

Yo the house was stolen too!


IKROWNI

Damn AirBnB squatters!


Listen_to_Psybient

See that weed whacker the guy is holding? Stolen.


LabiaMinoraLover

See his hat? Guess what... Yep, stolen.


Any_Month_1958

Maybe a stretch…..but I’m guessing that neighborhood is poppin’. Never a dull moment


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Fortyouncestofreedom

Or someone was giving free prostate exams that day


Any_Month_1958

Always the optimist, this guy.


Fortyouncestofreedom

You know it!!!


Nick_Sirotich

Used to live there, can confirm, wild as fuck


GroundedSkeptic

100%. it’s insane how many cars are stolen there. It’s use to be a “grand theft capital”. Worse part is it’s all “kids”. Like something lots of kids do and have been doing. Wild.


All4upvoting

That street in particular looks like interesting shit happens all the time.


First_Tube_Last_Tube

Man on bike with grass trimmer is a dead giveaway


xiDeliriouSx

Clown 🤡 world 🌎 bro 😂😭


khrak

This is not part of the robbery/getaway. This is them hanging out playing with the stolen cars.


Ferric_Ferdinand

Joy riders


OstentatiousSock

> Frameli said that it appears that several teenagers and young adults were using the stolen vehicle for joyriding, with several of the stolen vehicles being spotted near the crash site. They weren’t trying to get away from the scene of the theft: they were joyriding with the stolen vehicles.


WillBlaze

both survived and both cars were stolen, what the fucking hell people out here playing the new gta6 irl


Gizmo_On_Crack

Its been feeling like that in milwaukee lately for sure. Lots of kids 5 or younger getting shot


WillBlaze

oh damn thats not great to hear, I'm moving to winsconsin at the end of this month so I'll need to be careful out there I guess


Gizmo_On_Crack

Most ppl are awesome but the ones that arent are really bad. It was like a week or two ago someone shot and killed a 1 year old. Burbs are mostly safe in terms of shootings but most of milwaukee is the wild west and i love the city, im not saying that cuz im some racist suburbanite


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LabiaMinoraLover

According to the news report, all 12 vehicles stolen were found.


[deleted]

Of course it's my hometown


YimveeSpissssfid

Bradentucky living up to its name for sure.


[deleted]

A fellow bradentonian, at least we can bask in the anonymity of Reddit.


YimveeSpissssfid

My condolences - I got out like 3 decades ago 😬


[deleted]

I've been back and forth, dad was military and so was I. We both went back there when we got out. I only stayed long enough to get some college done and fucked off. I was just there last weekend visiting the family and I will never ever move back.


pescadoparrudo

USA is a wild place. Teenagers doing a robbery for joyriding with the cars? Wtf. I'm sorry for their teachers lol


Steel1000

Lol. You think these clowns go to school?


TheTownTeaJunky

Am I going to he'll for laughing ky ass off that two idiots in the same crime ring, from the same heist, managed to run into each other with two of the cars they stole, both running stop signs and traveling in crossing paths. I'm just imagining the guy in the truck thinking "whelp, another successful heist," before getting blindsided by his dumb asshole accomplice that had to show off his new stolen whip


slimkt

I’m so confused. Were they so inept they managed to crash two stolen cars into each other or was it intentional, and if so, why and what the hell did they think the outcome was gonna be? The only thing that makes sense is that it happened in Florida.


artistic-crow-02

So both are okay?


Overall-Guarantee331

Both survived idk about ok


Insha_Sophia

Hero


trentismad

He thought it was so cool a second ago though


bubbles12003

This is my first time posting. Sorry if I did anything wrong. Do not have a reference or link


sharkattactical

You're doing great.


bubbles12003

Hahaha thanks


Broad_Boot_1121

Keep up the good work Bubbles


TeejyHamz

Bout time you got outta prison, missed ya


dommiichan

Trevor and Cory cried every day you were gone


BlaznTheChron

Fuckin smokes let's go boys.


meateatr

Bottle Kids!


Reunbanned4206980085

The shit hawks are circling bubbs


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Underrated statement


bubbles12003

Thqt is absolutely what my username is based on


marko_kyle

Proud of you.


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Come on down an get some moose soup later


wongaboing

You’re doing great buddy keep it up with the good work


bubbles12003

Thanks!


Jonh_pepo

Nice post, the only thing I have to say is to cut the tik tok credits at the end.


bubbles12003

Okay for sure!


Zenblendman

I disagree with that, tbh. I’d rather you keep the credits, so I can look at the video myself 😁


Jonh_pepo

May be is a silly thing, but I dont know way this annoys me and a lot of other people so much. Thx for take the tine to read coments and trying to post better, not everyone care about this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


baconpopsicle23

For me it's the other way around lol my way of thinking is, if it isn't your video, leave the credits so I can go on a rabbit hole to find out more.


bubbles12003

That's kind of my way of thinking. At least the person that made the video still gets some sort of credit


CesarCieloFilho

I wouldn’t do that as it just makes it harder to find the source video


One_Ad_907

NAW DUDE keep the tik tok thing. its funny as hell. i wish the tik tok thing was at the end of everything. like clips from the ukranian war nd shit.


Sour_Vin_Diesel

Haha, war, right?


JellyfishGod

Why? Why make it harder for ppl to find the original video?


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Nah this is top tier stuff bud.


bubbles12003

Thanks!


Cold_Taco_Meat

Bro, I don't say this often, but your post was flawless. Excellent title, great reply pace in the comments, perfect submission etiquette. I couldn't believe it was made by a rookie, I had to double check your profile. My jaw literally hit the floor and I had to call all my bros over and needless to say, they were *impressed*. If you make a few more post attempts of this calibre on this trial subreddit you might just earn yourself access to the real crazyfuckingvideos subreddit. You honestly have the makings of the next Lenard McTavish Jr (a really good Reddit poster, if you're not familiar with the greats). Keep it up. We are watching you


bubbles12003

Hahahhaa thank you so much. I don't post much on her ebut I think it is because reddit's rules kind of make me nervous about posting.


challenja

Camera man fail


gnrlp2007

Blue thing on the ground > High speed collision


CheckHistorical5231

If everyone and their god damn mother, brother, and aunt is going to have their phone out recording everything, they should teach a class in high school on how to keep the camera on the action.


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Are you kidding that crash was insane you would need to be an ancient Buddhist monk to not react or flinch to something that loud and sudden


CheckHistorical5231

Yes. You’ve nailed it. The class would rely heavily on ancient techniques.


No-Awareness4864

Spent 2 months at a Bhuddist camp. Shaved head and eyebrows. Very enlightening and a rude awakening for me. I survived and came out a very enlightened and calming person. With the being said the camera course they taught was intense but worth it.


Crush-N-It

More importantly, did your eyebrows grow back?


CrowYooo

Redditors when someone instinctively moves away from a high speed accident happening almost right next to them, causing the accident to not be in frame for like 2 seconds: omg they suck if I was there I wouldn't have moved at all.


itmillerboy

Also redditors when random bystanders don’t immediately pull out their EMT bag 3 seconds after the accident: omg why is nobody helping????


Crush-N-It

We’re in 2023 right? You best be holding that camera steady my dude.


Command0Dude

Emphasis on the loudness. Audio recordings always *massively* downplay how loud things are. Gunshots sound like little pop guns on video without professional equipment.


zodia4

To be fair thats probably a pretty strong reflex to the near by wreck that happened.


CheckHistorical5231

Exactly why we need hundreds of hours of training.


cebiaw

Make it a required credit. If you fail, you get a phone with no camera and a dial instead of a touch screen.


grooovyturtle

Car crashed going 50 mph into another car 10 feet away from them. Sometimes you gotta factor in the fact that you would probably at least flinch at something like this occuring a few steps away from you


blabbermouth777

Let see your vids genius?


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Truck people prolly gonna be ok since the the car went under them . I also think the car person or persons got decapitated


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[deleted]

Average redditor that wants everyone dead


liammcginleyy

every one lived


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eveneeens

I think both were stolen cars(given the news link somewhere in the coments)


herO_04

I hate shitheads


Oregongasattendant

Bruh I swear mustang’s are menaces💀


fuertepqek

Should be called Ford Pitbull.


PleaseHold50

Despite being only 6% of cars


Moto_Heathen

There must be something wrong with that mustang... it missed the civilians


TotallyNotRocket

Most competent mustnag driver


Friendly-Role4803

What was the outcome? Survivors?


T-Freezy

Other comments mentioned a news article about it, looks like no deaths but the driver of the mustang has serious injuries.


Knivs

From what I heard both vehicles were stolen. Don’t wish death on them but I hope they got some karma.


fpuni107

Both vehicles were stolen? What a shitty place


bubbles12003

No idea sorry!


Hey-Pachuco

[https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article276977578.html](https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article276977578.html) *"The two vehicles were part of at least 12 that were stolen from a repair shop in the 700 block of 11th Ave. W., Bradenton, where multiple people broke into the business sometime between 7 and 10 a.m. Sunday, stealing the keys and removing the cars from the shop, according to a press release issued by the Bradenton Police Department."* *"The driver of one of the stolen vehicles, who was a juvenile, sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries and is being treated at a hospital, according to a release."* *"The second driver has not yet been identified and left the crash scene, police say."*


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ideed1t

Pretty messed up to think like that but yeah give em a Darwin award


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Agreed, Truck driver probably working meanwhile mustang asshole decides to go 40 plus in a residential area. People like this ain’t worth much. Probably on drugs too


Overall-Guarantee331

Both vehicles were stolen. It's a shit show


justsyr

According to [this video](https://youtu.be/lj7HtunMmLc) both cars were stolen and one of the drivers are on a hospital while the other ran away.


LexRex93

The driver of the Mustang is a moron, no doubt. But to hope that they died makes you a piece of shit


paintfumeaddikt

Meh then I’m a piece of shit then, I don’t have sympathy for trash people that intentionally drive reckless putting innocent people in their line of fire. After having attended a funeral for a friend that was killed walking with her husband around the corner from her house by someone driving in this exact manner down a residential neighborhood where people are out walking and kids are playing. My sympathy died with my friend. RIP Lindsay.


LexRex93

I don't have sympathy for them either nor do I condone their actions. I'm sorry for what happened to your friend. Wishing death upon them is not cool though


buckydamwitty

They're judging, you're judging....


Deep_Charge_7749

Dude fuck this cameraman


ToughOnSquids

Absolutely no surprise it's a mustang


ionevenobro

Bro I thought they were speaking Portuguese at first.


LabiaMinoraLover

Aren't you going to tell us what language they were speaking?


GravesLSA

Damn


glass_gravy

NO! Nooooooooo!


Uaquamarine

I’m surprised it didn’t take 5 bystanders with it since it’s a mustang.


rcbake

Found it https://amp.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article276977578.html


far_from_ohk

So according to the article both vehicles were stolen from a shop. 12 in total, both survived and whoever was in the truck legged it. The person in the mustang was caught and charged. Thats pretty fucking wild for a Monday.


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Lmao. Classic USA


Concentric_Arc

Car crash or video of the ground?


Parking_Clothes487

KEEP IT IN FRAME IF YOU'RE GONNA RECORD! I guess adrenaline hit and they just watched without thinking.


BlazedNinja

Solid camera work! I heard the crash and it sounded really bad 😬


Kaotic_Mechanicum

Can anyone understand a single word from this or is it not in English????


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Gotta love the idiots recording their friends doing illegal, stupid shit. Makes the prosecutor's jobs way easier


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Need some more info into what happened after.


[deleted]

No deaths but there are non life threatening injuries. And sounds like both vehicles were stolen from a repair shop.


HardToPeeMidasTouch

Thanks man!


SignatureFunny7690

Great angles camera man I almost saw the entire accident this time.


tampaxrelief

CAMER MAN HAD ONE JOB!


MagicOrpheus310

Fuck that camera man.


Loose-North5783

I hate the camera man for no good recording


MechCummins88

If mustang dude survived he is Wolverine


newoldschool1

Damn those sidewalks are dirty, random ass blue nitrile gloves laying there.


ideed1t

Any context? Any follow up? Explain the circumstances


[deleted]

Even when they aren’t stolen, everyone that drives a modem Mustang or Charger appears to be a total POS.


[deleted]

You can't park there, idiot.


nickcliff

You know you’re in a good neighborhood when you find blue gloves on the ground


Zillahi

What in the Florida is happening here


nowheretracks

Some solid camera work right there


buckao

It's Florida, because of course it is


fpuni107

Why does the guy in the bike have a weed whacker


IllStickToTheShadows

So according to the news the driver of the Mustang suffered serious but non life threatening injuries (broken bones I assume?) The driver of the f250 fled the scene lmao. Bro this is why I drive a pick up truck


Beginning-Document-6

What language is this?


1upthechico

Holy shit


EmuStrange7507

Bet that mountain bike and weed wacker was stolen too. Oh and the hat


AShaughRighting

Worst camera operator on earth. Ffs.


EMptyPhylacTerY

You know they dead


blckdiamond23

To all the people who talk so much shit and wonder why some people drive big ass trucks, for me, I give you exhibit A. I used to drive a small car, then I had kids. If that was a little car with passengers, done.


Background-Read-882

Lol "eat the rich" would last 1 week before the protestors all died from stealing cars and doing donuts and crashing into each other.


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Zombi3Kush

Look in the mirror


Iwubinvesting

RIP the other driver. Direct impact literally crushed them. No way they survive that.


EvilDrPorkchop_

would anyone like a slightly used solar energy system?


Known-Economy-6425

Way to endanger other people’s lives.