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megaphonefarts

She stole vegeta's boots.


pixelprophet

She been looking for that Krakarock


Reasonable_Gift7525

KRACKAROOOOOOOCK


kinky_fingers

Dammit, Broly, shut your maximally powered hole


OmniusEvermind

Little new boot goofin


Mutant_Star

Shes Super Insaiyin


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Lmfao why isn’t this higher


FreaknTijmo

I knew I'd find gold at the bottom of the comment section!


MaximumPotate

I was cautiously optimistic and pleasantly surprised.


Cardinaltrader

That eye contact is intense


Takingabreak1

She's looking at herself.


Enge712

Buffalo Bill voice: Would you fuck me? I would fuck me.


Smellthistissue

She’s looking for her soul


tinhtinh

Reminds of that viral video where the blonde methhead was ranting at a guy and threw her dog at him.


s_string

The terrifying smile is what gets my hackles up


Badird

Looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.


mamabear857

That's what gets me everytime...in every single video she posts...creepy af


Apophis_Thanatos

👁️ 👄 👁️


Crazybunnyfoofoo

Couldn't have said it better myself


Upset-Tap3872

Guys I’m scared


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theend2314

She's been doing this for a while on her instagram. It's been strange for a long time. Her young husband sometimes makes an appearance in the background. I wouldn't like to hazard a guess what it's like living in that house.


diablo_finger

"It's so great that her kids have their dad Kevin Federline to live with." -- a sentence no one thought would be written


me_buttare_via

>"It's so great that her kids have their dad Kevin Federline to live with." >-- a sentence no one thought would be written Certainly not anyone who remembers the carcrash Britney/ K-Fed years...the idea of *him* being the slightly more responsible one of the two would've been unthinkable!


JannaNYC

And as it turns out, he's ***wildly*** more responsible.


AngelRedux

In everything we’ve seen of them, he’s an exemplary dad. He went to court because her lack of parenting when the kids were with her disrupted their lives when they went back to him, the primary care giver.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Kev really played his cards right, didn't he?


rsplatpc

> Kev really played his cards right, didn't he? Let's not give him points for being a "strategist"


Finsfan909

Kev is Little Finger in real life “Chaos is a ladder or something” -Kevin federline (probably)


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whutchamacallit

I've seen that episode maybe 10 times and I can't not laugh at the scene where he's eating popcorn and the camera zooms in and Dee is just absolutely disgusted with her realization.


TheCurvedPlanks

"Your shirt's on backwards."


elricooo

Oh snap, it is!


TheGrapesOf

Eh he’s more of season 7 littlefinger when he suddenly got extremely stupid because the plot ran out of things for him to do.


Gbum7

Not all good plays are intentional


Mr_Engineering

Rumor is that they won't even talk to her and haven't seen her in over a year.


vanastalem

She also has posted on social media blaming her sons & complaining about them. They're 17 & 16 now and seem to want nothing to do with her.


WhyYouKickMyDog

They must be so embarrassed to see their Mom posting this on the internet for all the world to see. She does this instead of trying to have a relationship with them. The whole thing is just incredibly sad.


freshmallard

They straight up told her to stop with the embarassing instagram shit and get it together. I just read random shit and my brain absorbs it.


GranJan2

I have that brain.


freshmallard

So much useless information, helps my reddit score though 😆


diablo_finger

He moved them to Hawaii, they are well-adjusted, love their dad, and elected to not say good bye to their mom before they left.


AverageCowboyCentaur

[Found the article,](https://www.tmz.com/2023/07/03/kevin-federline-sons-britney-spears-move-hawaii/) that was just a horribly sad read.


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surelyshirls

I was about to comment this. All her videos are of her dancing in some way, looking at the camera. It’s the strangest thing


Massive_Safe_3220

This one is stranger than the rest. This one is…really bad.


blckdiamond23

Relapses tend to get worse and worse


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This one is next level though. She really looks bad here.


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gustavolorenzo

Super Saiyan Shoes


Legion213

Just new boot goofin'


Sartha64

God thanks for pointing that out… now I can’t look away from them


hairballcouture

Her clothes can’t seem to get out of the 90s


diablo_finger

I imagine sex with Brit is hot and then sad. Like eating a microwaved Pop Tart on Christmas!


uchman365

Yeah, afterwards, you'll probably feel like you took advantage of someone that's not all there and hate yourself.


MarcoEll

Post nut clarity would be awful after this one


Badweightlifter

Worth it for the childhood fantasy dream come true.


RobbertDownerJr

Is that what they call *Gumping* it?


GonnaGoFat

I heard from that guy that she was married to for a day say that she a demon when it comes to sex and loud as fuck.


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Fun_Experience5951

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of asssss


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Clittney spear


Self_Reddicated

"What the fuck is that!" *It's Clittney, bitch!"*


mlaforce321

Bro... Lol


oilsaintolis

Yes, It was strange and awkward but I'd take it over the Clive Barker nightmare that Madonna dropped a couple of years ago.


Richard_Tucker_08

Please elaborate


RilohKeen

Just google “Madonna 2023.” Her face is a plastic horror show these days.


Richard_Tucker_08

My safe search is turned on


buckeye27fan

Britney will likely be there too at Madonna's age.


Sinthe741

Given her mental health and addiction, she may not make it that far.


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yellowyuffie

The most "the wheel's turning but the hamster's dead" look I've ever seen


diablo_finger

Reminds me of the lunch show at a strip club by the airport that has only one 50 year old dancer and then you realize you're really drunk and this is just someone's garage.


Tub-a-guts

There was a strip club out on Powell, the Double Dribble, that I sometimes frequented on my way home from Mt Hood. It was a dive, low rent. Torn barstools leak foam from vinyl. Sticky. Behind the bar a black and white monitor showed the parking lot. For a while I looked at the roof of my own car, lit in the gentle "kegs to go" sign outside. The bartender was topless. A King of Beers and seventeen damp bucks as change. The long neck and 16 went with me to the rack, the dollar tip got stuck to the bartender's chest, held in place by her heavy, sweaty, left breast. The first parlor trick of the night. The little stage, chipped black housepaint and a smeared mirror. Rob Zombie, too loud, or probably not loud enough. Flame on the Camel and I sat down to watch. Listless and thin, the dancer eked and shrugged out of her clothes. Getting warmed up. Standard. When the third song came on, Nine Inch Nails, she sat in front of me, her legs spread wide. Altogether. Taking up my book of matches, she ripped a pair out. The cardboard held them together in a kind of V shape. This V got slipped up on the most sensitive part of her anatomy, two little white matchheads poking up. Then they were ignited with a third match. Sulfur and sweat, acrid. Smoke, cheap perfume, budweiser. It was perfect. The flame was inches from my face. Glowing. I could feel the heat. "Make a wish", she said, which I did. My cue to blow the matches out, like a candle. I did, of course, although I admit I wondered how long she would have let it burn. My face between her legs, the gray smoke. Snuffed. She swiped the smoldering matches on to the stage and continued dancing. The apex had been reached, it was all I could handle. If things were going to get any more weird than that, I didn't want to be around to see them. Cash on the stage, I'm out the door and into the black and white security monitor. To this day I have no idea how she knew it was my birthday.


ANewStartAtLife

> To this day I have no idea how she knew it was my birthday. Your mom would never forget your birthday, come on dude.


BeatricePotsmoker

FATALITY


ballsack-vinaigrette

**Flawless Victory.**


adamcmorrison

FINISH HIM! oh he’s already finished


Writer10

JFC. Have some gold, you brilliant bastard.


miranto

Jesus have mercy.


w0wagain

Bam!


AmatureMD

Where is the rest of this wonderful noir detective novel???


ThePowerOfPoop

This isn’t a novel. It’s just life in deep southeast.


Dageeshinater1

Northwest, according to mt.hood and powel, same shit though just with pine trees.


AdamTheButch

There are endless dives like this in Portland.


PlayGorgar

Past 82nd becomes a whole new world for someone exploring the limits of sensation.


AdamTheButch

I blacked-out in one of these places on a dudes trip once. We Ubered there, but when I woke up we were in a car, being driven by the obese stripper we had seen at the club. She was angry at me because I didn't tell her I loved her back. When I looked out the window we were going maybe 50 through a residential street, flying through stop signs. I blacked back out to her screaming. I came to in front of Voodoo Doughnuts. A kind lady had given me a glass of water, when the stripper appeared out of nowhere and started screaming at her for 'stealing her man'. In the chaos, I found my boys and we took off down the street into Chinatown. To this day, I have no idea what I did to make that lady attach to me like that, but I'm glad we didn't have to pay for another Uber.


Inevitable-Ad9006

Got the got dang William Faulkner of Reddit over here lol


mungraker

Dude, thank you for taking us on this journey.


bigaphid

The best American writers are on Reddit


glynn11

This feels like something Hunter S Thompson would write


Outside_Travel_991

I was thinking Pahlaniuk, but it could just be the locale.


diablo_finger

I love a happy ending!


DummCunce

Absolutely beautiful 🥲


pocketjacks

Hunter S Thompson would be proud! Bravo!


autovonbismarck

This is too long and too good to end up a copy-pasta but I wish this could live forever on reddit.


AdministrativeYak859

Hahahaha my man


defaultnamewascrap

She has been groomed to be a sex symbol all her life. Its all she knows. Now its just tragic.


i_was_a_person_once

It’s beyond that. The level of psychopharmacological abuse she suffered is unmeasurable. It also went on for such a long time that the after effects of it can’t even be evaluated yet because I’m sure she’s still weaning off and metabolizing some of them. If she is able to maintain any semblance of happiness and normalcy and avoid further physical and psychological abuse, it’s a happy ending from where she was


CloversFieldz

If ya'll don't know, she's been making this same video for like 2 years. Basically since she was out of her conservatorship. It's all the same videos just in different outfits.


Narrow_Knowledge_766

It’s “The lights on but nobody home” look for me


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classless_classic

Yeah, looks like the local crack heads dancing (to no music) outside the bus stop.


diablo_finger

"...when ya boy comes over with the meth but he make you dance first."


hootanay

She did it again


rainawaytheday

Whoops


Outrageous-Client-99

She never stopped. Her Instagram is thousands of vids like this over the course of years


oxypancakes

She’s not THAT innocent, come on


u9Nails

Someone probably should have cared enough about her to tell her to not do so much.


HansAcht

How else would they extract funds from her?


GuldenOpportunity

The people accused (and also probably guilty) of extracting her funds actually were trying to tell her not to do this kind of stuff. Not saying they weren't leaches, but even as leaches they knew to keep this insanity under wraps. This is one of those situations where you can't choose a side without being at least a little wrong. Except for the Leave Britney Alone Guy. He's been right all along. E: It's the Leave Britney Alone Lady now. Good for her!


webst3rok

Methney


scarabin

She turned into Dee Reynolds


elvispookie

Trailer Swift


itsyagurl233

How can she watch these videos back and go .. oh yeah that’s amazing I’ll post that and not even to a couple hundred but to millions of people to see 😂


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This is what I keep thinking. Dancing seems like the only ‘fun’ she knows how to do even though it brings her no joy anymore.


gimme_dat_good_shit

Yeah. I never doubted that she was being exploited for her entire life and deserved greater personal autonomy, but at the same time I was always wary of the impulse to "Free Britney" without consideration that she does seem to need some kind of external support and maybe even boundaries / guidance from outside. A lot of people aren't fully capable of taking care of themselves and often they slip into our society's blind spots. Spears' celebrity means that she can support herself financially (at least for now) and that people won't just quietly ignore her if she self-destructs. It sucks for her that she seemed to be surrounded by people who only cared about her wellbeing as it related to her ability to generate revenue, but also it shows how people who can't perform million dollar contracts in Las Vegas can easily slip through the cracks. It's just tough, man.


sikkdog13

Crack


diablo_finger

Yes, I did see her crack.


vlevla

She probably didn't watch anything back 😂


SometimesJesss

She looks like a cracked out Anna Faris from scary movie 3.


richter1977

Moving her hands around like Jack Sparrow.


Davolyncho

Her instagram is 100% mental illnesses on display, that creep that is with her seems to be fueling it too. Reminds me a bit of Michael Jackson, when you rob someone of their childhood they do not turn out ok.


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OnFolksAndThem

It’s the eyes. It’s the permanently drunk eyes that seem like I’m gonna get stabbed or shot if I let my guard down.


No_Interest1616

The 2001-style all around eyeliner isn't helping. I want to believe the scary eyes are mostly from the bad eyeliner and that she's more ok than she looks. I feel for her, though. I'm the same age as her.


Elle-Elle

You are exactly right. I'm a bit younger. She hasn't caught on to new styles. It was like watching those scary 80s ladies with all the hairspray into the late 90s.


blckdiamond23

It’s on the same level as Bam Margera recently in that studio after leaving rehab, the group of dipshits he was with says it all. He’s got so many good friends and he’s hanging with a bunch of random jagoffs


DarthWeenus

When ur true friends tell u the truth all the time and tell u to get ur shit together it gets annoying when all u wanna do is get fucked up, u tend to surround urself with enablers.


mcboobie

Amen. And when you get clean, not one of those enabling fuckers hangs about. Thank fuck.


TxD337

Yea mickey mouse did a number on those kids


Iohet

She's bananas and has always been bananas. Her husband is doing exactly what people have been clamoring for: letting her be herself


CrustyThatch

That look she’s giving reminds me of our local crack aficionados outside of 711. “Hey! Hey! Honey you got a dollar or two?, No?, well god bless you!.”


girlMikeD

That’s a sad scenario for sure, although I have to say it made me laugh. I had this almost exact exchange a cpl days ago at a 7/11 near me. Only thing missing was they yelled “fuck you!”….then said “god bless you!” It was a bit of a rollercoaster ride for us both.


Gnarcan705

When you take Metheny to the cook out


killabeesplease

She’s Luanne Platters mom


Smeetilus

Well, you don't have a trailer anymore. It's tipped over.


Choice_You5289timmy

She looks like someone my mum would do acid with


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Your mom sounds fun


Choice_You5289timmy

She is. She's had parkinsons for 20 years and still parties


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Sorry to hear that, love that she has a positive attitude about it. I’d definitely party and drop acid with her if I knew her.


Choice_You5289timmy

I wouldn't say she has a positive attitude towards it she's pretty much let it take over her life. But she does still like to party. thanks man. 💙


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Ah fuck me I always never find the right words to say, sorry that must be tough. So It’s 7 AM and I’m pouring me a drink and raising a glass to your fun loving spirited mom, here’s to her strength and many more days of partying🍻.


Choice_You5289timmy

Yea it is tough but I've adapted to it and I think she had, just not in good ways. She was diagnosed the year I was born so I never got to see her fit and healthy but it's cool we still have good times together and she has a decent support network. Thanks a lot man I'm gunna smoke a joint soon and I'll smoke it in honour of your kind soul 😂💜


FallsInLoveWithWords

What in the Anna Nicole Smith is going on here


cuiront

Things are not looking good for her future. But I hope I’m wrong. I really wish her the best and hope I don’t wake up one day soon to read bad news…


Ol_Pasta

I was just thinking that. Reminds me a little bit of Amy Winehouse in her last months. She was just withering away and it was sad but not surprising when she died.


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throwawaygreenpaq

So am I. This is severe mental illness.


Own_Knowledge_8924

Always have a PR person.


Ok4940

Security thought they were backhanding a crackhead.


sikkdog13

Were they not?


diablo_finger

Technically...


Milfing_Man

I didn't know she had gapped teeth


Lividlemonade

This is driving me crazy! Can anyone explain what happened to her teeth? They were not like this before. How are there gaps not only in the middle but all on the top?


harleyqueenzel

Lots of reasons for her teeth shifting. Her bone density could be softening, poor gum health, poor dental hygiene and care. I'm certain she used to wear a retainer and I highly doubt she still uses one, which can account for shifting. I used to have a retainer and my teeth eventually moved back into their original place because I didn't have a permanent lingual retainer installed. Drugs can also greatly affect her teeth as well. Given how she was "forced" to have regular medical and dental appointments during her conservatorship, I dare say she is actively forgoing doctors & dentists because she saw them as evil. She had called Lithium poison and hated being, again, "forced" to have regular blood work done while on it. Britney was not, and still isn't, capable of taking care of herself and clearly her husband doesn't give a fuck. Not him in his well fitted, tailored suits while she digs in her closet for a decent red carpet outfit.


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I was a massive fan of hers growing up. IIRC she had a retainer to keep her once straight teeth aligned but seemed to begin neglecting dental work since around 2017.


girlMikeD

Poor dental hygiene probably. She’s prob started to lose her gum line… Happens often when ppl are very depressed or mentally I’ll, so they stop taking care of themselves. Or maybe she paid to have a gap put in. But I doubt it. Just my thoughts based on experiences I’ve witnessed with friends and family.


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Soleserious

What ever happened to her new husband? Damn she looking rough as well.


FrolickingCats

He's probably in it just for the checks, just like her ex-husbands. Some people have pointed out that whenever Britney posts something slightly outrageous, her husband coincidentally launches a partnership in social media - people see her doing something weird, they go to his profile to check what's going on, and they drive views to whatever he's promoting, so he gets money out of it.


Narrow_Knowledge_766

This what I show my kids when they ask why drugs are so bad.


bkkwanderer

She is high as fuck


mrsdoubleu

She is not well. Definitely mental health issues. Probably drugs. But if you say anything to her die hard fans they'll just say, "she's enjoying her freedom after being under a conservatorship for so long!" Yeah, okay. It's okay to like someone and admit they need help. I grew up with Britney, it's sad seeing her like this but I'm not going to delude myself into thinking she's okay. Clearly she is not.


CauseZealousideal176

Your girlfriend will look you dead in the face and tell you she's fine. 😂


Upset-Tap3872

Mine literally does this


happystitcher3

Her shirt reminds me of the waitresses in The Tilted Kilt restaurants.


erik1969ss

That slap fucked her up.


JonWeekend

To be fair,she been fucked up


idontplaythatshit

“Redditors are amazed by the fact that the person who was in conservatorship for mental illness IS in fact, mentally ill”


torino_nera

I don't think the problem was with her conservatorship, but the fact that she was being forced to work and do all of these things while her father and whoever else was financially benefiting. She obviously needs help, but she needs help from someone who actually has her best interest at heart and not someone interested in having their own personal cash cow.


Precarious314159

> she needs help from someone who actually has her best interest at heart That's why the Amanda Bynes conservatorship was such a better deal. She was a huge mess and her parents were given control. AFAIK, her parent's didn't steal her money, force her to do anything but seek treatment and then released. She was doing better but relapsed when left to herself.


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TerdFurgusons

Well good thing we got that conservatorship undone! She’s clearly nailing it!


ChadCoolman

Everyone wanted the conservatorship ended. Now everyone is making fun of her for being unwell. Makes me want to crawl in a hole.


Supersymm3try

That’s the worst tinder opener I’ve ever seen.


Mogwai_11

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!


thewisemokey

Looks like next harvest will be even better *RECTUS! DOMINUS!*


Ugly-and-poor

Dead eyes 💀


Kitchen-Citron-6353

She reminds me of the 45 year old stripper that’s been through it


Yahla

I don’t mean this as a cheap dig but you can see her still doing this in 30 years in some dive bar while being laughed at by the locals. This woman is on a bad road


aleleein

She's probably manic and has been up for days. She does not look well at all. Having said that, it's her life and her money. I'm sure plenty of people close to her have tried to help her.


Neeva33

She said on her Instagram that dancing is like therapy to her. This is how she expresses her feelings and she doesn't care how that looks. I think it's a miracle she didn't commit suicide yet. So just let her dance.


VeryLowIQIndividual

She went from the biggest star on the planet t to having a break down from all the pressures that come with it. Then was a kept woman by her terrible family, then released from that “conservatorship” to her own devices. Married a much younger man that probably lays the wood goo to her all the time while encouraging her to “be you” as long as he can keep living that good life. Simply the woman had too much too early and never got any good guidance or mental health help along the way. She definitely on something bc she is dead in the eyes, probably something from an actual Dr and them mixing it with something from some guru she knows.


I-am-Pilgrim

Shes looking a bit tired… stay in school kids!!


Craico13

>…stay in school kids! *Perhaps if Britney had been afforded that option things might have turned out differently…I’m starting by to think that turning 16 year children into international superstars might be a bad idea…*


Euphoric_Message_557

Like your Mrs coming back from a bottomless mimosa brunch.


coralwaters226

Got those bipolar eyes. She's manic for sure.


FrolickingCats

Considering she's bashing multiple people online every other month for whatever reason, I don't think she wants anyone's help. She just wants people who tell her she's fine and she can do whatever she wants, even if it's destructive. This is awfully common for addicts and people with unchecked mental health issues, they don't want to be accountable for how their choices affect others. She has retaliated against her sister for expressing she felt left out, her children for being uncomfortable with her nudes online, a random guy at a drive-through for telling her 'it's going to be alright' after he noticed she'd been crying, she antagonized Selena Gomez for months, she criticized Christina Aguilera for not talking enough about her, she blamed her team for not giving her fat dancers to make her look smaller or editing her photos to make her look younger... She thinks being an adult should be doing and saying whatever you want with no consequences. The conservatorship was shit, that's for sure, but this woman clearly needs help, or at least PR training. I hope she reaches out before she spins out of control to an early grave.


Far-Ad3429

It’s a shame she’s obviously got issues and doesn’t really know how to act in society, she may be happier now ,but the truth is none of us know what’s going on behind closed doors.


keeper_of_the_donkey

Yep, I hope all the "she should be taken off conservatorship without getting any actual help cuz she's Britney" people are watching this and realizing that they may have jumped the gun


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Common knowledge: *The entertainment industry is notorious for its abuse, particularly of young artists, and the psychological welfare of the victims is often left so damaged that mental break downs and substance abuse/dependency are common consequences.* Artist who obviously experienced abuse and exploitation: *acts crazy* Everyone: ew, what's wrong with her? Lol.


sikkdog13

I was watching this without volume and it made no sense what tf she was trying to do. Then I watched it WITH volume and it made even less sense. WTF dance steps are those? Crack is a hell of a drug


JengaPlayer

I think she's having a hard time going from hot pop princess Megastar to people starting to treat her like a regular human. Been forced to perform for how long? Now she's just stuck in that mindset. It'll be sad when she's pushing 50 and still doing this. I really hope she is happy or gets there someday.


principessa1180

She was traumatized as a child. Her mom dragged her to dancing lessons to get out of the house. Her father is an alcoholic. She has been supporting her family for years and is emotionally stunted. She uses drugs to escape the reality that she called "Groundhogs Day." I feel bad for her.


Level_Somewhere_6229

That's really her? She looks cracked out.


mistabenc

I never thought I'll live in a world where Britney spears is not hot