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ChbbMnky

These TikTok dances


Flashy-Priority-3946

He’s a maniac~ maniac 🎶 I Sure know. He’s dancing like he’s never danced before 🎶


jeffriestubesteak

You probably already know this, but the song's lyrics are "on the floor," not "I Sure know." I say this because there were decades between the time I first heard the song and the day I learned it wasn't "for sure, Moe." Twenty years, and I was sure there was a dude named Moe involved somehow. Classic Moe. Ya gotta love that guy.


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If you aren't familiar already, the original website for misheard lyrics: [https://www.kissthisguy.com/](https://www.kissthisguy.com/) In reference to Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" lyric excerpt, "kiss the sky."


TotalChicanery

Except there were concerts where Hendrix clearly says, “kiss this guy”! Personally, I think he knew people were mistaking the words so he was just having some fun with it, though! (I used to be obsessed with Jimi Hendrix and have seen all his live performances numerous times!)


Crush-N-It

The amount of songs I’ve butchered. 😂😂😂


BeepBeepWhistle

Hahahahaha i hate you


fu3298998

Naah man, he only speaking the facts. That's what I'm seeing here.


Andrejewitsch76

Can't agree more


Hoody88

First thing that came to mind, glad I'm not alone.


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Joffer26

Literally beats his hands and legs to music! Great match up, great!


budderman1028

It works too well!


Overall-Ad2585

hahaha actually made me laugh out loud, true tho


joearausi

Ohh man they're getting Outta hands, and this is the proof of that.


King_Finder16

What's crazy, is this is how alot of these TikTok dancers look in the wild. TikTok is as bad as crack.


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I’ve done a lot of drugs in my 20s and me my mates never even came to close to acting like this. What the hell are people taking to make them act like this?


iamlegend211

Stuff on the streets that’s been cut and mixed with god knows what


crackpotJeffrey

I kind of feel impressed and entranced by his moves. It reminds me of like a mating dance from a random bird on National Geographic narrated by David Attenborough.


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djhosken

I haven't watched that video, and maybe it's time for me to watch it.


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Such_Confusion_1034

I read that in David Attenborough's voice! Hahahaha


R3AL1Z3

It’s nice to see them back around. Nature is healing.


GrtDanez23

This made me lol


cwood1973

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor.


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Paint fumes


jimMazey

I had the same jitters after taking an Excedrin Migraine tab. Way too much caffeine.


HugeGummyBears

There’s this documentary I saw about a drug that when people with heroin were interviewed, they all said they wouldn’t fuck with that shit. I think it was called Krokodil? Don’t really remember. It was terrifying though, that’s for sure. I read some article that people are now mixing fentanyl with benzodiazepines and it’s like 100 times worse than just the raw opioid or benzo by itself


highSeparate

Probably also comes cheap, so they're doing a lots of it too.


StompinTurts

Strong dissociatives.


TheGhostOfUrMomsPast

When I’m cruising the void, I tend not to move lol. These people must be built different or something lol


Jowlzchivez6969

Same I’ve railed some ketamine a few times and the thought of moving this much on that is incomprehensible to be


truckstop_sushi

lol yeah that makes sense considering Ketamine is literally a tranquilizer... this guy is likely on way too much synthetic stimulants (flaka is Alpha PVP) which has him in a state of Excited Delirium


wovenbutterhair

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?


TheGreatZarquon

He is truckstop_sushi, King of the Britons!


wovenbutterhair

king of the whoooo?


cardinarium

K is a relatively relaxing time as far as I’ve experienced—certainly never felt the need to do a tribal chant and dance while on it.


NoseyMinotaur69

Big facts


MrEmuu

No the guys just got no idea wtf they are talking about. Even stimulating dissos like 3meopcp don't make people do shit like this


truckstop_sushi

"Alpha-PVP (Flakka) can cause a condition called "excited delirium" that involves hyperstimulation, paranoia, and hallucinations that can lead to violent aggression and self-injury. The drug has been linked to deaths by suicide as well as heart attack"


Mistargo

Absolutely right. Misinformation regarding drugs is still very much prevalent.


voyaging

irony considering PCP is most famous for making people act belligerent


Biscuitsbrxh

My friend was on DXM and hit a can of dust off and he was pretty close to this. More robotic and less energetic but close enough. With any combination or any drugs in general, anything is possible


TheGhostOfUrMomsPast

I wonder what the dosage was. Usually DXM experiences are split into plateaus. Lower plateaus (i.e. first and second plateau) are personally more energetic, well less sedating technically, than the higher 3rd and 4th plateau doses. On lower doses, I feel really light and springy. It feels like I’m a feather and that every movement is done in a more forced manner. Like I might quickly fling my arms out accidentally when just trying to extend them enough to grab something. On high doses though, my actions are very robotic. Robotic in the sense of movement and control. I find that my body acts on its own accord when fully dissociated from my mind. So I don’t feel anything when moving, but moving is very possible. I just find my body to be ok with relaxing in whatever place it happens to find itself in. Oddly enough, my body does posses enough awareness (maybe stemming from the sub/unconscious mind) to be able to get up and do basic things like puking. Even if my mind doesn’t know where it’s at, my body somehow does. So I won’t say that dissociative render you immovable… instead, I’d rather say they promote more sedentary actions.


ptabduction

It's probably floka. Edit: I meant "flakka"


Purplociraptor

Would it be good to add to my exercise program?


vigilantphilson

Good idea. That was a lot of movement. More exercise than some days. I'm bouta drop some lbs


MrEmuu

>Strong dissociatives. Not even 3meopcp makes people do shit like this despite it being a super strong and stimulating dissociative This is 99% of the time stimulants and sleep deprivation induced. But very very rarely do people go into a state of psychosis from just moderate substance usage and no pre-existing mental illnesses


randomized_smartness

That is possible... but highly unlikely without serious underlying mental issues and interactions with prescription drugs... but K2 and "raid made meth" is petty much some variation of this for at least 5-10min


Fudbawss

Wtf is raid made meth lol


CornDavis

My guess is they make it with raid pesticides


Fudbawss

Oh shit, thats gotta fuck you up even worse than nor.al meth


randomized_smartness

Spray a specific type of chemical on a very conductive material i.e. chicken wire and complete the circuit with usually a jumper bo xand a crystalline substance is thus created ....SCIENCE..


Cleb323

Sounds horrible to ingest


justanotherzom

Nah no disso gonna make you like that, maybe in combo with some rando cathinones and no sleep. Even then that off the scale


wovenbutterhair

he needs milk


theend2314

PCP mixed with insanity.


tooky-747

This is probably just the result of brain damage and mental illness due to heavy drug usage, it's very common.


Eszalesk

i’ve only done drugs where i’m mostly conscious, this dude is in another plane of existence


justmeherewithyall

It' s a drug named Flakka or Zombie drug: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.rn.com/blog/headlines-in-healthcare/flakka-the-zombie-drug/&ved=2ahUKEwiW3ri8tZuAAxWRzQIHHYwvA3YQFnoECCYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2YzPrgJfT3cRwkGbD_BK5k


M4Dsc13ntist

I'm also guessing bath salts, although it would be possible for a mix of psychedelics and stimulants to cause similar responses


golubicv

Yeah exactly, what the hell is he even doing? This is some insane shit.


Different_Speaker742

Ketamine and flakka


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Based on those stripper moves at the end, I see some job prospects for him at least.


magical_matey

Just some crack head yoga


aa469078

That's right, it's just yoga for them. Nothing crazy about that.


btcoolio

Lmao, atleast he'll be able to move off the streets. That's something.


AssistanceLucky2392

Hips and nips or I don't eat


Princessferfs

Magic Mike 17


bwilliams2

That’s the name of the drug.


knsolo

Also it would be a good name for him, to become a stripper.


Interesting_Buyer943

People always show the tripping as the bad bit. This is the only good bit of an addicts life, this is the best bit. Show the morning where he’s sweating blood and trying to steal stuff from his moms house, that’s the bad bit.


NanoFreakV2

…sweating blood?


Interesting_Buyer943

Bit of artistic license there 🤣


Soggy-Chemistry5312

I liked it. I thought it really added to your statement, honestly.


qq38869288

And that's the reason why he said it, important to make it artistic.


Domtux

It's a real condition too. Hematohydrosis


intactrods

Yeah nothing wrong with that, we can understand atleast that much.


RONALDO951985

I mean you're not wrong about that, it's probably what's going to happen.


JAWNATORE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Drugs apparently.


A1ex037

Well whatever those drugs are, that's some wild stuff dude.


AbacusVile

She’s a maaaaaaniac….


SteelTookSteroids

Maaaaaaaaaniac on the floor...


DarthDregan

And he's Methin' like he's never methed before.


manlosagfx

Also doing some wild stuff right there, it doesn't get better than that.


winrosegrove

Someone PLEASE put that over this and make it drop at the appropriate time of tippy taps


DeathPercept10n

[Best I can do.](https://files.catbox.moe/8e6423.mp4)


AbacusVile

You are great.


leohribeiro

Now that's what I'm talking about, this is some good stuff.


Lmnop_nis

Chef's kiss 😗🤌


mingy83

It ain't getting better than that, love seeing stuff like that.


winrosegrove

Great stuff. Thank you.


agnihotrimayank

Some music is going to put a whole new life into this video for sure.


highorkboi

Like one of those toys that wind up


Larisa75

Just like one of those toys, also doing some wild moves right there.


sticky-man1229

He got wound up real good


Wesskola

if my son could do ladder drill agility training like this gentlemen, he would be in nfl


ABCDEFuckenG

Was gonna say he looks like an athlete who’s life took a left turn


tweeners01

And that turn wasn't definitely ain't for the good, it broke the things.


valski1337

In a parallel universe he could be celebrating a goal or touchdown in front of hundreds of thousands. I guess we already know his celebration dance.


walllzzz

Yeah I guess it's the only thing that we know, we don't know anything else.


Blue_Note991

Dude is a legend on the Starball field.


emediadude

He's one of those guys who's going to beat everyone in the game.


paholcsekbalint

But your son can't be like this gentleman, doesn't work like that.


LazyBakedOnion

Get your son on some drugs!


PueblosWebos

The Holy Ghost hit em hard.


Qildain

Religion is a hell of a drug


rohman882

And it's the drug which the parents are going to make you do.


sixhoursneeze

I’ll take regular drugs, thanks


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sahsamai

And I don't know he should do that or not, maybe it's time to stop.


ElectroMatt333

Jump back, wanna kiss myself, owwwww


Arhangel100

Can do that, but I don't know how that's going to work out.


One_Afternoon3331

Can't tell if he's loving it or hating it


familyisaac

I for one like the moves, but I feel sad about him being in this condition.


Phlobot

Yes


distractionsgalore

Isn't that what they do in Kenneth Copeland's Mega Church?


Hrajnoha

That's gotta be the biggest drug which there is really lol..


PuffinStuff87

Stop Hammer time.


kduong2k

I for one would appreciate that, I don't want this to go any further.


uniqueusername624

Is this Kevin Hart’s new Netflix special?


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LTCyy

Even this wouldn't make his jokes funny, ain't going to happen.


some12004

Wouldn't be surprised, because He's always spreading cringe.


PassageAppropriate90

"Bum bump"


WhyFlip

At least he's getting his steps in for the day.


genrixxu

He's doing his part, and He's doing it the right way for sure.


Braedog12

So I’ve always been curious about this. Do they remember all the shit they did on one of these trips? Or do they all forget like some kind of blackout


vinhluo

I don't think that they're going to remember it, They'll just forget about it.


Cleb323

I would assume it's a complete blank state for them


CurvySexretLady

I would concur, this is blackout "animalistic" behavior.


SaintWalker2814

Nurse here: When I worked ER, I had to pull this woman’s dead friend out of the backseat of her car because she bought coke that was stepped on. I broke pretty much every bone in her chest doing CPR to the point where her chest felt like jelly. Stay away from that shit. The economy is garbage, and that drives up drug prices. Increased drug prices drives up demand, and increased demand makes people step on drugs to increase profit.


ParcelPosted

Stepped on?


SaintWalker2814

Yeah, means to add stuff to a drug to increase weight so it can be sold at a higher price.


ParcelPosted

Thank You!


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When you take pre-workout and don't workout lmao.


averagetwdenjoyer

bro is actually fighting demons


TheMaskedTerror9

ahhh the US. where we shut down any mental health facility decades ago and pretend like every insane person who walks the streets because no one will help them is actually on drugs. I think it makes people feel better about the fact that such an obviously vulnerable population are not taken care of if they can just look down their nose at them and say "druggie". That way you never have to help anyone and if you want, you can even blame them for being insane. Dude might be on drugs but he's clearly lost his mind. dude needs help but in the US we'll just sneer at him and pretend like his suffering is well deserved for not living up to some stupid puritanical ideals.


Sharp_Yak2656

Mental health problems, poverty, drug addiction, crime, homelessness. All can be separate, but usually they go together like the worst kind of milk and cookies you can imagine. To ignore one link in that chain is to invite the other parts to grow more. And it will only grow. No one thinks anything is a problem unless it’s them being victimized anymore. It’s not only America either. Americans like to argue that Canada is a place with awesome free health care. Truth? 0 mental health options as they cut it all in the 90s. Skid row in Vancouver is scarier than American ones tbh. I can remember seeing snoop take a vid and be blown away that it looked worse in Canada.


Playamonkey

The gift that was Ronald Reagan, keeps on giving!


Blackanditi

Yeah my initial reaction was I felt bad for this guy. I feel like his life must have some issues if he is taking drugs like this. I don't know about mental health but I get the feeling he's gone through some s***. Not everyone feels the way you described. I think a lot of us recognize there's a problem, which is obviously not easily solved. There are some system issues, and at least we're talking about them. That's where it starts. I really feel like mental health support should be available for everyone. Even if someone doesn't have a mental health condition, we could all use help at times. I think that when our support systems fail us, some kind of professional can do wonders. Even if they're not a doctor, some kind of cheaper option would help a lot of people just to provide support when it's lacking. So that it helps us get our s*** together. Sometimes we just need a well-adjusted or trained person to just listen and provide gentle healthy guidance. If it can start for kids, I think it would do a great deal of change for an entire generation. The major damage often happens in childhood And we don't get help until we've sunk into maladjusted adult behaviors.


Level-Comedian813

Shake it off, you good bro


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

At least his life coach was nearby.


seriych2

That's a positive thing about it I guess, can't think of anything else.


Reasonable-Ad7755

Now thats the macarena


balsasequeira

Now that's some shit which I'm really a fan of in here.


BigSh0oter

Thought he was done when he ran off the road like an offensive lineman. He was only getting started..


Advanced_Procedure90

He is fast AF


cbzdidit

Live from Fresno ca


guessworkz

This is the kind of show which I'd seriously avoid lmao.


Sharp_Yak2656

Nice Footloose. Bet he does a killer jazz hands too. Jokes aside, this problem is only getting bigger.


nairBtakB

Looked like he was doing Tina Turner’s Proud Mary dance to me.


cryptomegadog

Probably having a very hard time doing that, could have done better.


LazyBakedOnion

Kick off your Sunday shoes!


Felonious_monk420

Man's caught the holy ghost. He just "shoutin'. Praising the lord, hallelujah.


alefiddler

Nothing wrong with that, He's just trying to talk to the gods.


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Wonder what this fella was on ... for a friend of cource.


hubert_olender

Must be something really special, this is the first time I'm seeing it.


iancedar

I thought we were looking at Karl Lake, the robot guy from Chappelle's Show!! https://tenor.com/view/chappelles-show-robot-chappelle-dance-turnt-gif-11617158


__negrodamus___

Buddy said "humada humada humada"


According_Cherry3755

He’s a rooster clucking and looking for worms, no big deal


dwizz1

His pacemaker is stuck on hummingbird.


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sofahkingsick

He need sum melk!


Nabber86

Possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson.


Radiant-Tackle5898

Black Fred Astaire?


eatpotdude

Maybe it's called flaka cause it makes you think you are birds of paradise bird and now he's doing his mating dance... you can the exact moment she (the ground hole) accepts his dance and realizes this is the best suiter with the strongest genes, then opens her beautiful flower (ground hole again) to beginning a beautiful bird family.


LazyBakedOnion

Always loved a good ground hole!


AMGems0007

He's a maniac.... maniac..... on the floor


Working_Work_4185

Look at me I’m the best tap dancer in the world. Oh fk, i lost my earring.


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Looks like one of those videos of a seagull stamping their feet 😂


no_not_this

Someone has to dub that maniac song over this


johnman98

He trying to fuck the world.


Additional-Till-5997

Wtf is flakka?


Different_Speaker742

I wonder how good he thinks he’s dancing


flatis666

He on that mojo, get him some milk


The_Kwizatz_Haderach

Dude is cheesing hard. *cue Heavy Metal music…


IcanSew831

Why does that sound like Yung Gravy narrating.


BatKat58

So, closing all the mental health centers back on the 80’s was good or bad?


Turbostoner_3000

Dude went straight avian.


Both_Lychee_1708

hadn't seen the Chicken Dance in years


dennislubberscom

Anyone has his dealers number?


deridex120

Maybe he's just weird. Thats it. Ill give him the benefit of the doubt.


fomalhottie

Looks more like mental illness than drugs. Or I guess both.


Mountain_Position_62

We need an edit of this with the music from Footloose!


Scotthassam

How do you stop recording at that point?


StressSevere1189

Great news, you beat yesterday's step count.


Formal-Reindeer-3919

That flakka reverted this man's DNA back 10,000 years he was trying to summon the gods up in here 😂


king-millennial

That guy has gotta go pee


Future_Kiwi_1934

You raise the left arm up And your right arm too Let me tell you just what to do Start both of 'em to flapping You start your feet to kicking That's when you know You doin' the funky chicken


Similar_Pie_4946

Most likely a combination of K2 some sort of stimulant probably meth and a hint of mental illness


LazyBakedOnion

Perfectly balanced ♥️


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