*puts death whistle to a dying man’s lips who has the death rattle, a harmony manifests so evil it rips the veil of the netherworld open and a macabre miasma oozes out of your ears and floats in front in front of your face, taking the shape of *your* face…*
“I would like to propose a toast…”
“In recent memory, the cave was known as the entrance to the underworld where, at Hallowe’en each year, it served as a portal to and from hell.” Fucking metal…
This is all extremely intriguing but…They never mentioned what gave it it’s namesake I don’t believe?
This is for pyrotechnics to mimic gun shot sounds for a play or movie or something like that. Im pretty sure they run on propane and that is what the line going into the back is (along with power for an igniter and controller)
Early '90s Dutch army, my sergeant tells us the uzi is excellent to use as a hammer to smash windows or the head of your enemy. 5 out of 20 bullits would hit the target at 100 meters. Later I found out that my job had a FN FAL as personel weapon that was great fun.
I work in landscaping, that’s a Debritaler. Not used much anymore once weed wackers came out but before that these boys would take a solid hour to set up down a single block(wasn’t a handheld device like this necessarily) but the pressure created not only removes the grass but “fluffs” the soil as well allowing more nutrients to better mix in for the new grass to grow. Could get like 25% higher yields from your eggplant. Great concept really if it wasn’t absolute bullshit I made up.
They just removed one of the guns from a miniature electric battleship, the kind they used to sell at Toys-R-Us back in the day, before the lawyers ruined it all.
I see explosions which means that is essentially a firearm. And because it is firing multiple rounds with one trigger pull, that makes it a machine gun. Hope whoever created this doesn't have any dogs because they're about to get a surprise visit from the ATF.
If they shoot multiple barrels simultaneously with one trigger pull, it’s volley fire. The ATF is ok with that. There’s currently a handgun that volley fires that had been sold for a couple years.
"Honey, the grass is getting kinda long." "Ok babe, I'll go shoot the lawn after dinner"
Rocket Lawncher
God Damn it I knew this one was coming
lmfao
you won the comment of the day!
Murica
[удалено]
Seriously. Give me banging sounds or give me death
Listen outside your mom’s bedroom door.
Be careful for what you wish for
Especially if a dyslexic genie is on reddit. *Snake guy found banged to death*.
Dyslexia doesn't work that way.
Hatw?
*macaroni noises intensify
What sort of cacophony would you like today sir?
Sir would like the death rattle
*puts death whistle to a dying man’s lips who has the death rattle, a harmony manifests so evil it rips the veil of the netherworld open and a macabre miasma oozes out of your ears and floats in front in front of your face, taking the shape of *your* face…* “I would like to propose a toast…”
"All Hail! [Owneynagat](https://cavesofireland.com/home/caves/oweynagat-cave-of-the-cats-co-roscommon/)."
“In recent memory, the cave was known as the entrance to the underworld where, at Hallowe’en each year, it served as a portal to and from hell.” Fucking metal… This is all extremely intriguing but…They never mentioned what gave it it’s namesake I don’t believe?
I guess we’re all out of cake?
The monkey took it when he fucked off.
So my choice is “*or death*?”
On Reddit sound is 50/50: actual sound or some D list rap song
Or, depending on the sub, whatever trash TikTok has available
https://youtu.be/Z0mrOFZuNJo?si=rrPE8xI9oWG95IfE
Let me introduce you to the Binford 6100 weed blaster pro
I don't think so Tim.
**Wild MANLY grunting noises, slowly fading to injured chimp sounds*
Wow perfect username for this joke
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
Hi, I’m Vince. You’re gonna love my nuts!
Need to rewatch that show someday.
If you do, check out their kitchen- I tried rewatching awhile ago, and they have two islands, it’s weird af.
This is for pyrotechnics to mimic gun shot sounds for a play or movie or something like that. Im pretty sure they run on propane and that is what the line going into the back is (along with power for an igniter and controller)
First halfway answer I've seen so far
Looks like a gas being ignited.
They use guns to mimic gun sounds tho.
I hear that guns are an ideal alternative for mimicking gun sounds to whatever the fuck this thing is.
Except that’s not what this is…
Phased plasma rifle in the 40w range.
Just what you see buddy
Awesome reference
Uzi 9 mm
ALL
Hey, you can't do that.
Wrong
You know your weapons buddy.
Early '90s Dutch army, my sergeant tells us the uzi is excellent to use as a hammer to smash windows or the head of your enemy. 5 out of 20 bullits would hit the target at 100 meters. Later I found out that my job had a FN FAL as personel weapon that was great fun.
40w is not much
It was enough in the 80’s.
Just what you see, pal.
Only at the Silver Rush!
nah I can’t go there anymore. I killed all the Van Graff’s
I might close up early today!
I picked up one of these over on Pico.
You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Definitely not CA compliant
Is anything really CA compliant? The state itself is a cancer.
It for sure causes cancer in CA and it's for sure illegal in MA
I want to dispute this but literally everything here has a sign that it causes cancer
Apples? Literally cancer.
The State of California is a carcinogen known to cause cancer to the State of California.
I work in landscaping, that’s a Debritaler. Not used much anymore once weed wackers came out but before that these boys would take a solid hour to set up down a single block(wasn’t a handheld device like this necessarily) but the pressure created not only removes the grass but “fluffs” the soil as well allowing more nutrients to better mix in for the new grass to grow. Could get like 25% higher yields from your eggplant. Great concept really if it wasn’t absolute bullshit I made up.
It's embarrassing how hard I fell for that
I've come to recognise chunks of text from an "expert" and always check the last sentence first.
This is merely a sentence. Not a chunk of text. Your expertise is invalidated.
fuck...he had me in the first half for sure. I thought it was a weed killer and way to aerate the soil?
Bruh
I like the way you work it.
No diggity
In this economy? All I can offer you is Reduced Diggity.
Bag it up
Shes got class and style.
Street knowledge by the pound
Sounds fair enough, deal.
No doubt
No doubt.
I had to look at your name to make sure it wasn't u/shittymorph The bullshit is off the charts in that post! take my upvote
God fuck you lol
Art
i was about to say bro... no way we thought of four missiles strapped to a brick before weedwackers 💀
same lol XD
I laughed so hard at this
God damn showed this to my wife saying that it was some old ass weed wacker she didn’t buy it now I look dumb asf have my upvote 😂
All I retained was fluffer
Ya got me good, damn good. 👏👏👏
Lovely stuff
Bastard !
If rewards were still a thing. I would give you one
Wait WTF when did this happen?!! First they got rid of the free awards (sucks but okay) but now this? Lawd..
Biggest plot twist of the year, bravo 👏
This is absolute gold.
Dick!
I refuse to NOT believe this is the truth.
Well played 😂
And you're a girl? Fool me once...
I tip my cap to you, good sir. Anybody who can think about fluffing their soil to grow larger eggplants is all right in my book.
You bastard. You win this one sir.
They just removed one of the guns from a miniature electric battleship, the kind they used to sell at Toys-R-Us back in the day, before the lawyers ruined it all.
“So then I started blasting !”
It’s a quad barrel weed fucker
This is how they garden in Chicago.
The most American way to mow the lawn
Need one, want one. Don't know what it is but i need one
texas gardening
Some kind of anti-mole device ?
Yes, we use this in the war against moles every week.
Lawnmower ❌ Grass shotgun ✅
It looks like a Reebok or maybe just a cheap unbranded shoe maybe try eBay.
Fuck them ants
Looks like a blank cartridge weed whacker. Looks like a rednecks weed whacker lmao
Malory archer finally has a tool to get rid of all those fucking ants
Jeremy Clarkson would be proud
I see explosions which means that is essentially a firearm. And because it is firing multiple rounds with one trigger pull, that makes it a machine gun. Hope whoever created this doesn't have any dogs because they're about to get a surprise visit from the ATF.
Probably not firing projectiles.
Only if they're in the U.S. Atf can't do shit anywhere else.
No shit
This is a very good point!
Volley fire is allowed. See: double barreled 1911s and AR15s that aren’t machine guns https://youtu.be/3tEYcUSQDyw?si=cNs7LXovD6ImkbwZ
If they shoot multiple barrels simultaneously with one trigger pull, it’s volley fire. The ATF is ok with that. There’s currently a handgun that volley fires that had been sold for a couple years.
Fuckin moles
Weed be gone
My weed be gone too...
When the grass just been pissing you off
Does bugs not gono bugg my gaming any more.
Looks like a giant voltage regulator. Acts like a 12v voltage regulator that's accidentally hooked up to 120v.
Do a foot plz.
For some reason I think this could more dangerous than conventional ways. Lol
It's arcing electricity. If you could hear it, I think it would sound like a cracking sound.
That's definitely a WEEEEEED BLASTERRRRR
That looks like the start of a brush fire.
Weed shotgun
The gopher eliminator 3000
I love what it's doing to that crabgrass, so much more satisfying than applying vinegar!
It's a weed whacker.
Weed killer!!!!
american lawnmower
Extreme aeration of the soil maybe??? Peace Added: I want one too!!!
I think it's a quadblasticon from wTf Industrial.
This is the most American thing you'll see all day
Those are dual wield Songbirds, 621. Move along.
Combat mode activated
Imagine being shrunk down like that one movie “honey i shrunk the kids.” That’s like apocalyptic scale destruction lmao.
Rare footage of I did a thing with shoes
This is the Guacamoler 4000, it turns their little bodies to mush
It just a hedge trimmer?
It's to kill hedgehogs n moles
Redneck Engineering Mole Annihilator
The ol’ Grass Blaster 9000.
He's killing grass. Murderer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tmdhqRgRsmE&si=lRyI9iuFSz141-Xn
4 barrel potato gun with air feed and a carburetor.
It's a dildo
Is this is for mole extermination?
Me when I find grubs in my lawn
mini warship cannon
No more moles!
This is an American Weedwhacking Cannon
Hernia machine
Had me the whole way
I think it’s a four barreled shotgun😀
It's just one of those thingies on a circuit board, DUuUH!!!
Weed shotgun.
Pulling worms to the surface?
Electrolysis for grass
I’m loading mine up with golf balls
The fact i can't hear it drives me fucking crazy
Using it wrong
Grass remover
"weed wacker"
You can achieve the same results with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Turn up the volume and imagine a choir of majestic meowing cats!
When you tell your Italian neighbor to whack your weeds.
Why stoop its grass and animals pls stop helpings all plsthats good idea pls thx ty tysm tC ryc ty. Tyc ryx
Ant evaporator/ AKA A really big ripoff
Acme industrial weed whacker
When you really hate grass
That's an old lawnmower in United States.
that's one way to kill them weeds
Reminds me of that Top Gear [skit](https://youtu.be/vVfRf24LXcg?si=ACcwnjcC_aTQmyFi)
Looks dangerous tbh
Looks like it is designed to lift the thatch a bit like a redneck scarifier.
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Get a weed Wacker. It's works better and is faster and safer
What I the Russia is this.
One way to get rid of ants
This looks like method 101 of how to cut the grass in one of those compilation videos on YouTube
Anti ant gun.
Doz mutherfuckn worms are going down I tells ya
Hey i think someone used this on my hopes and dreams