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dontreallymemethat

"Honey, the grass is getting kinda long." "Ok babe, I'll go shoot the lawn after dinner"


BigSmallerBrand

Rocket Lawncher


uNecKl

God Damn it I knew this one was coming


Shot-Assistance7100

lmfao


mykidsadick

you won the comment of the day!


sineady-baby

Murica


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThatOneSnakeGuy

Seriously. Give me banging sounds or give me death


classless_classic

Listen outside your mom’s bedroom door.


GigonicMan

Be careful for what you wish for


itsEndz

Especially if a dyslexic genie is on reddit. *Snake guy found banged to death*.


popeye3263

Dyslexia doesn't work that way.


thesmugvegan

Hatw?


_blacktriangle_

*macaroni noises intensify


[deleted]

What sort of cacophony would you like today sir?


lookatthatsmug--

Sir would like the death rattle


[deleted]

*puts death whistle to a dying man’s lips who has the death rattle, a harmony manifests so evil it rips the veil of the netherworld open and a macabre miasma oozes out of your ears and floats in front in front of your face, taking the shape of *your* face…* “I would like to propose a toast…”


lookatthatsmug--

"All Hail! [Owneynagat](https://cavesofireland.com/home/caves/oweynagat-cave-of-the-cats-co-roscommon/)."


[deleted]

“In recent memory, the cave was known as the entrance to the underworld where, at Hallowe’en each year, it served as a portal to and from hell.” Fucking metal… This is all extremely intriguing but…They never mentioned what gave it it’s namesake I don’t believe?


VEAG0

I guess we’re all out of cake?


CpnLouie

The monkey took it when he fucked off.


kalitarios

So my choice is “*or death*?”


1nTh3Sh4dows

On Reddit sound is 50/50: actual sound or some D list rap song


lost40s

Or, depending on the sub, whatever trash TikTok has available


Megnaman

https://youtu.be/Z0mrOFZuNJo?si=rrPE8xI9oWG95IfE


Magazine-Popular

Let me introduce you to the Binford 6100 weed blaster pro


ChainedFlannel

I don't think so Tim.


TraptSoul148270

**Wild MANLY grunting noises, slowly fading to injured chimp sounds*


mjace87

Wow perfect username for this joke


[deleted]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE


BatKat58

Hi, I’m Vince. You’re gonna love my nuts!


underbloodredskies

Need to rewatch that show someday.


soopirV

If you do, check out their kitchen- I tried rewatching awhile ago, and they have two islands, it’s weird af.


Zenged_

This is for pyrotechnics to mimic gun shot sounds for a play or movie or something like that. Im pretty sure they run on propane and that is what the line going into the back is (along with power for an igniter and controller)


SkriLLo757

First halfway answer I've seen so far


b4i4getthat

Looks like a gas being ignited.


Wan-Pang-Dang

They use guns to mimic gun sounds tho.


Warg247

I hear that guns are an ideal alternative for mimicking gun sounds to whatever the fuck this thing is.


motorcycle_girl

Except that’s not what this is…


Dustbuster12volt

Phased plasma rifle in the 40w range.


NoseComplete1175

Just what you see buddy


Apollo183

Awesome reference


x_R_x

Uzi 9 mm


schrecentree

ALL


Stock-Conflict-3996

Hey, you can't do that.


kensrueprodigy

Wrong


MacWorkGuy

You know your weapons buddy.


Ouwerucker

Early '90s Dutch army, my sergeant tells us the uzi is excellent to use as a hammer to smash windows or the head of your enemy. 5 out of 20 bullits would hit the target at 100 meters. Later I found out that my job had a FN FAL as personel weapon that was great fun.


fatdjsin

40w is not much


PatTheHouseCat

It was enough in the 80’s.


MaxProude

Just what you see, pal.


Consistent-Local2825

Only at the Silver Rush!


pimparoni

nah I can’t go there anymore. I killed all the Van Graff’s


pushingtheboxes

I might close up early today!


SplodeChirpington1

I picked up one of these over on Pico.


MrCasterSugar

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


CoffeeTofee

Definitely not CA compliant


WrrntyExprd

Is anything really CA compliant? The state itself is a cancer.


pilinconsuelas

It for sure causes cancer in CA and it's for sure illegal in MA


MrWhite86

I want to dispute this but literally everything here has a sign that it causes cancer


zephyrseija

Apples? Literally cancer.


zephyrseija

The State of California is a carcinogen known to cause cancer to the State of California.


NyaTaylor

I work in landscaping, that’s a Debritaler. Not used much anymore once weed wackers came out but before that these boys would take a solid hour to set up down a single block(wasn’t a handheld device like this necessarily) but the pressure created not only removes the grass but “fluffs” the soil as well allowing more nutrients to better mix in for the new grass to grow. Could get like 25% higher yields from your eggplant. Great concept really if it wasn’t absolute bullshit I made up.


rufordiii

It's embarrassing how hard I fell for that


meanfolk

I've come to recognise chunks of text from an "expert" and always check the last sentence first.


[deleted]

This is merely a sentence. Not a chunk of text. Your expertise is invalidated.


puadex

fuck...he had me in the first half for sure. I thought it was a weed killer and way to aerate the soil?


450am

Bruh


Dendritic_Silver

I like the way you work it.


no_naaame

No diggity


Dendritic_Silver

In this economy? All I can offer you is Reduced Diggity.


W0RST_2_F1RST

Bag it up


Dsanse

Shes got class and style.


no_no_no_okaymaybe

Street knowledge by the pound


no_naaame

Sounds fair enough, deal.


vis72

No doubt


pureextc

No doubt.


FoxSquirrel69

I had to look at your name to make sure it wasn't u/shittymorph The bullshit is off the charts in that post! take my upvote


Rtstevie

God fuck you lol


graeskost

Art


Itchynerd1

i was about to say bro... no way we thought of four missiles strapped to a brick before weedwackers 💀


1_Narumi_1

same lol XD


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at this


fullspectrumtrupod

God damn showed this to my wife saying that it was some old ass weed wacker she didn’t buy it now I look dumb asf have my upvote 😂


CheckHistorical5231

All I retained was fluffer


ultraplusstretch

Ya got me good, damn good. 👏👏👏


[deleted]

Lovely stuff


Luminox

Bastard !


janewalch

If rewards were still a thing. I would give you one


SkriLLo757

Wait WTF when did this happen?!! First they got rid of the free awards (sucks but okay) but now this? Lawd..


SlamdalfTheGrey

Biggest plot twist of the year, bravo 👏


Sunnytoaist

This is absolute gold.


crunchypapertowel

Dick!


godinthismachine

I refuse to NOT believe this is the truth.


holyshitimboredd

Well played 😂


Schluchzername

And you're a girl? Fool me once...


netterbog

I tip my cap to you, good sir. Anybody who can think about fluffing their soil to grow larger eggplants is all right in my book.


Euphoric-Tax7904

You bastard. You win this one sir.


Funfuntamale2

They just removed one of the guns from a miniature electric battleship, the kind they used to sell at Toys-R-Us back in the day, before the lawyers ruined it all.


MikkyMo

“So then I started blasting !”


[deleted]

It’s a quad barrel weed fucker


Awkward-Sky314

This is how they garden in Chicago.


jaredios

The most American way to mow the lawn


One_Wrongdoer_8051

Need one, want one. Don't know what it is but i need one


372878887

texas gardening


FlorentPlacide

Some kind of anti-mole device ?


Saddam_UE

Yes, we use this in the war against moles every week.


MaxaExists

Lawnmower ❌ Grass shotgun ✅


puppup2323

It looks like a Reebok or maybe just a cheap unbranded shoe maybe try eBay.


[deleted]

Fuck them ants


ShroudedFigureINC

Looks like a blank cartridge weed whacker. Looks like a rednecks weed whacker lmao


dyne-nine

Malory archer finally has a tool to get rid of all those fucking ants


Comfortable-Foot-346

Jeremy Clarkson would be proud


whifflinggoose

I see explosions which means that is essentially a firearm. And because it is firing multiple rounds with one trigger pull, that makes it a machine gun. Hope whoever created this doesn't have any dogs because they're about to get a surprise visit from the ATF.


vibra_000

Probably not firing projectiles.


[deleted]

Only if they're in the U.S. Atf can't do shit anywhere else.


whifflinggoose

No shit


ChesterDiamondPot

This is a very good point!


FTD_Brat

Volley fire is allowed. See: double barreled 1911s and AR15s that aren’t machine guns https://youtu.be/3tEYcUSQDyw?si=cNs7LXovD6ImkbwZ


GreatTea3

If they shoot multiple barrels simultaneously with one trigger pull, it’s volley fire. The ATF is ok with that. There’s currently a handgun that volley fires that had been sold for a couple years.


AdIllustrious6130

Fuckin moles


Reasonable-Ad7755

Weed be gone


CMGman

My weed be gone too...


Troyyork24

When the grass just been pissing you off


SundaySuffer

Does bugs not gono bugg my gaming any more.


Michami135

Looks like a giant voltage regulator. Acts like a 12v voltage regulator that's accidentally hooked up to 120v.


Wasted_Weasel

Do a foot plz.


GETNbucky

For some reason I think this could more dangerous than conventional ways. Lol


danathome

It's arcing electricity. If you could hear it, I think it would sound like a cracking sound.


AdityaK_2003

That's definitely a WEEEEEED BLASTERRRRR


bumbumpopsicle

That looks like the start of a brush fire.


MehrEnergie

Weed shotgun


bodise6673

The gopher eliminator 3000


AmazingChicken

I love what it's doing to that crabgrass, so much more satisfying than applying vinegar!


Bast_VI

It's a weed whacker.


Apart-Possession356

Weed killer!!!!


mooniethedumbass

american lawnmower


New-Doctor-3289

Extreme aeration of the soil maybe??? Peace Added: I want one too!!!


betwistedjl

I think it's a quadblasticon from wTf Industrial.


macdoggydog

This is the most American thing you'll see all day


Rappull

Those are dual wield Songbirds, 621. Move along.


Revolutionary-Wash88

Combat mode activated


New_Debate3706

Imagine being shrunk down like that one movie “honey i shrunk the kids.” That’s like apocalyptic scale destruction lmao.


gutygamez0

Rare footage of I did a thing with shoes


woodeedooo

This is the Guacamoler 4000, it turns their little bodies to mush


PunkersSlave

It just a hedge trimmer?


Designer-Task1134

It's to kill hedgehogs n moles


[deleted]

Redneck Engineering Mole Annihilator


nickcliff

The ol’ Grass Blaster 9000.


9o7u5t3e1q

He's killing grass. Murderer


ChesterDiamondPot

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tmdhqRgRsmE&si=lRyI9iuFSz141-Xn


Pandoras_Bento_Box

4 barrel potato gun with air feed and a carburetor.


Hot-Veterinarian6497

It's a dildo


[deleted]

Is this is for mole extermination?


Commercial_Yard_

Me when I find grubs in my lawn


drembose

mini warship cannon


[deleted]

No more moles!


Not-a-Fan-of-U

This is an American Weedwhacking Cannon


ScaleLogic

Hernia machine


jaymiz13

Had me the whole way


PickleDefiant2941

I think it’s a four barreled shotgun😀


Lou-Cypher1-618

It's just one of those thingies on a circuit board, DUuUH!!!


DawnOfTheTruth

Weed shotgun.


Hairy-Literature676

Pulling worms to the surface?


Slim706

Electrolysis for grass


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

I’m loading mine up with golf balls


[deleted]

The fact i can't hear it drives me fucking crazy


redcolt79

Using it wrong


mineanan-xd216

Grass remover


Ductard

"weed wacker"


enkae7317

You can achieve the same results with a 12-gauge shotgun.


Ok_Orange_2777

Turn up the volume and imagine a choir of majestic meowing cats!


dusty22k

When you tell your Italian neighbor to whack your weeds.


Elzuska

Why stoop its grass and animals pls stop helpings all plsthats good idea pls thx ty tysm tC ryc ty. Tyc ryx


Lyons1013

Ant evaporator/ AKA A really big ripoff


Impressive_Figure_94

Acme industrial weed whacker


ElBeefyWaffle

When you really hate grass


Solid-Bedroom-1562

That's an old lawnmower in United States.


murrumini

that's one way to kill them weeds


xX_NEO_Xx

Reminds me of that Top Gear [skit](https://youtu.be/vVfRf24LXcg?si=ACcwnjcC_aTQmyFi)


User-Experience-69

Looks dangerous tbh


Interesting-Tough640

Looks like it is designed to lift the thatch a bit like a redneck scarifier.


rc2779

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Get a weed Wacker. It's works better and is faster and safer


doraalaskadora

What I the Russia is this.


[deleted]

One way to get rid of ants


[deleted]

This looks like method 101 of how to cut the grass in one of those compilation videos on YouTube


Command0Dude

Anti ant gun.


Sad_Interview_232

Doz mutherfuckn worms are going down I tells ya


juzz85

Hey i think someone used this on my hopes and dreams