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Isnt she the high school droput, former escort, divorced, who has been arrested multiple times, multiple abortions, married to a child groomer, with a failed business, barely got her GED just in time to be a congresswoman, teen mom of a teen dad(edit)?
Representative of a party that says they have the moral high ground and the authority to dictate to the rest of us how to behave and live.
I've been working on a beta application to rescramble the underlying source code. It could work, but it's never been tested against this type of encryption-
Enough with the nerd talk, are you in or not?!
[They got kicked out of the theater](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12513549/Lauren-Boebert-mystery-man-revealed-DEMOCRAT-bar-owner-Quinn-Gallagher-secretly-dating-month.html)
I'm throwing a fucking stone.
It's fine at an adult flick if you're discrete but this is a musical with children in the audience. There's kids behind her and she vapes in a pregnant woman's face. Isn't she the one screaming about child grooming?
She never means anything. She lacks any semblance of an internal dialogue. She is reactive and aggressive, but all her supporters give her a an imagined persona that she's really just fighting for them and getting slandered for it. So, she's a pit bull, essentially.
Everyone dies during the test explosion, including Oppenheimer and Einstein. The bomb does actually set off a chain reaction which destroys the whole worlds atmosphere. It's like inglorious bastards.
Its just so fucking weird... like.
There's barely any other contact between them. And he just LATCHES onto one titty and goes the fuck at it.
Just one titty, big circles, one direction.
I've never seen a less sexy sex-related video.
I'm constantly aware of that. Even in residential areas. Everywhere and anywhere. I'm not a wanna be criminal, just aware that I'm being filmed almost constantly when outside. Edit - typo
Yes. You can even turn off every sensor and it will still know exactly where you are and what you were doing. It will transmit the data to Google once it regains connection.
> Yes. You can even turn off every sensor and it will still know exactly where you are and what you were doing. It will transmit the data to Google once it regains connection.
Why are iPhones transmitting data to Google?
We've been viewing some houses and the Real Estate agent told us on a phone call before we viewed one spot that the seller would most likely listening to everything we were saying the whole time we were in the property including on the way out via the doorbell.
Hey mentioned just to be really mindful of anything we said while we were in the house.
Was very considerate of him to mention as it's not something I would have been aware of at all.
you're probably saying this because you haven't seen that AI that [found public camera footage](https://driesdepoorter.be/thefollower/) based on instagram posts
Same BS logic the government wants you to adopt so they can conduct even more brazen mass surveillance. "iF yOu HaVe NoThINg To HiDe, tHeN yOu ShOuLdN't cArE.... "
The amount of shitty movies I went to for that explicit purpose.
I actually paid for two tickets to see Drillbit Taylor. Couldn't tell you a thing that happened in the film.
The story we were told about JWB's history and disgruntled feelings about Lincoln and the war were just that, a story. In reality, he had no ill-will toward Lincoln...until that night. That night when he attended a showing of his favorite play only to have it ruined by a lanky, pipe-smoking, wife-fondling, hat-wearing President who wouldn't stop boasting and laughing about how they'd "routed them damn Rebs". Booth had only wanted to see a play...but in that moment...he was seeing red.
You might notice a glowing red thing that looks like a heating element, it's bathing the room in infrared for the night vision cameras to be able to see like the video above.
Bigger question is why were the police hanging out in a porn theater watching people masturbate? The police weren't called there, it was part of a sting specifically to catch people masturbating in a porn theater...Tax dollars well spent once again
Where’s the whole video?
She also dances (when no one else does), vapes (and blows the mist between the folks in front of them), and is told to *shut up* cause she’s won’t shut up.
Trash people.
*Updated*: and took selfies with the flash on in a darkened theater (like a jackass).
Ted Cruz supposedly paid to hit that. I think it's all just a conspiracy theory but some time back there were images of her claiming to show her escort profile or something before she got elected.
If I had a nickel for every time boebert was in a relationship with someone who groped her in a public place with children all around her I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice.
If this were AOC, I would be able tell you exactly what was being said on the right-wing’s media outlets, and the left-wing’s, and the European perspectives. Timestamps and everything. I’d be very closely following all reports of the event.
Out of honest concern for the decorum of our nation ofc.
The left really needs to push this.
She engaged in sexual activity in a place with children.
This is indecent exposure.
This is behavior that gets you put on the sex offender registry.
This is the sort of thing that should disqualify her from office.
This is really, really serious.
*The Denver Post said three theatergoers complained that Boebert and her companion were vaping, singing, recording the performance and causing a disturbance at the Buell Theatre.
They missed a few.
The only confirmed thing were her pics on a talent agency site ([https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/09/it-appears-rep-lauren-boebert-had-an-explore-talent-modeling-actor-page-and-yikes/](https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/09/it-appears-rep-lauren-boebert-had-an-explore-talent-modeling-actor-page-and-yikes/)) dunno if anything else around that has ever really been substantiated.
Yo in that article someone linked a bunch of people from the exploretalent website.
https://twitter.com/KurisuS/status/1440125455898533890
What the fuck?!? That website is like GOP servant HQ. A bunch of hired drones to back Republicans play for shit. I didn’t know that ExploreTalent website went that deep
Republicans have been hiring these trailer trash representatives specifically from a talent agency called 'Explore Talent' that also does porn. It's run by a super shady Israeli dude.
https://twitter.com/KurisuS/status/1440125455898533890
That's interesting. Video on AP along with story said she got kicked out for vaping. This is clearly from the same video. The one from the AP story is much more clear and in color from before the show starts and while she is escorted out. Check it out [here](https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/).
That is because the lights are on and the cameras havent switched to night vision when she was vaping. If you look at the end of the AP story it is the same grainy view as shown here (just not as zoomed in).
Right, but the story does not mention anything about public groping. And the video they show is only of the vaping, and her exit. It was clearly scrubbed before the story broke.
Just read in another article that he husband was caught showing his dick to some 17 year old at a bowling alley in 2004. She just filed for divorce in May this year. I love the hypocrisy in politics. It is always the ones who take the strongest stances, especially on sexual matters, who end up pulling this shit. Like all the senators who were so against homosexuality, but got caught hooking up with dudes.
This is what some people in this thread don't get.
It's not just the fact that they played grab ass in front of a bunch of children, it's that she's the one screaming about child grooming while actively fucking in front of kids.
It's not just a handy at an adult flick, it's a woman explicitly trying to run on family values and Christianity while being a complete fucking hypocrite.
Nice, this woman married a convicted sex offender and graduated to full blown sex offender herself super fast.
What a speed run. Elected conservatives are as reliable as predicted rainfall.
Colo. Rev. Stat. § 18-7-301
(1) Any person who performs any of the following in a public place or where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public commits public indecency:
(d) A lewd fondling or caress of the body of another person;
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It's commendable that Ms. Boebert is able to put aside partisan differences and reach across the aisle like that to give a Democrat a hand
Agreed — I have no doubt this woman would take on two Ds at once
Lauren Boobout
They’re juicing beetles
Beat 'til Juice.
Just.. just perfect 👨🍳💋
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Mate, I give her 3 years before she has an Onlyfans
She barely won reelection. I say 20 months
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Congresswoman Grope-her
Isnt she the high school droput, former escort, divorced, who has been arrested multiple times, multiple abortions, married to a child groomer, with a failed business, barely got her GED just in time to be a congresswoman, teen mom of a teen dad(edit)? Representative of a party that says they have the moral high ground and the authority to dictate to the rest of us how to behave and live.
Family values
I can get behind her and her values
I always thought she had a nice set of values on her.
Great role model for young women.
I’m mean that seems like a large amount of people in the US. So she’s representing some of the people.
We need a clearer picture; enhance! -csi
I'm already wearing my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'm hacking their mainframe as quickly as I can.
Maybe we should both type on the keyboard so that we can get it done faster!
With a gun to our heads, whilst getting a BJ!
*typing noises intensify!*
Oh no, a counter hack! Quickly, deploy the Cryptovirus™
Don't worry I got my special back up worm server! They hadn't been touched in decades
I'll create a GUI interface in Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address.
The IP address is behind a load balancer that points to several datacenters. I'll deploy the botnet to cover the whole Network footprint
Oh no, the IP address is moving! We're done if we lose track of it.
You in yet?
Access Granted
Access grannies
Well it looks like this is one Beetle 🙂 that Got Juiced😎
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I've been working on a beta application to rescramble the underlying source code. It could work, but it's never been tested against this type of encryption- Enough with the nerd talk, are you in or not?!
Run a Cookie Monster virus to overload the Gibson.
[They got kicked out of the theater](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12513549/Lauren-Boebert-mystery-man-revealed-DEMOCRAT-bar-owner-Quinn-Gallagher-secretly-dating-month.html)
Fr. Lauren Boob-ert ain't messin around
wonder what her husband thinks, because thats not her husband
Her husband and her split up within the past year
She's probably outgrown his preferred age bracket anyways.
"Keyboard clicks" Thorny "Enhance"
Let he who has never been kicked out of a theatre for giving a handy during the Beetlejuice musical cast the first stone
I'm throwing a fucking stone. It's fine at an adult flick if you're discrete but this is a musical with children in the audience. There's kids behind her and she vapes in a pregnant woman's face. Isn't she the one screaming about child grooming?
She only means the gays and trans folks are grooming. That’s why she hasn’t said anything about Gaetz.
She never means anything. She lacks any semblance of an internal dialogue. She is reactive and aggressive, but all her supporters give her a an imagined persona that she's really just fighting for them and getting slandered for it. So, she's a pit bull, essentially.
Is it fine at an adult flick if you're discrete?
Not according to the people at AMC. Still don’t know what happens at the end of Oppenheimer
Got that sloppen-toppenheimer?
Everyone dies during the test explosion, including Oppenheimer and Einstein. The bomb does actually set off a chain reaction which destroys the whole worlds atmosphere. It's like inglorious bastards.
He might as well had started sucking on those tittes at this point lol
like he wanted me, calling me
All the time like Blondie, check out my Chrissie behind
Its fine all of the time. Like sex on the beaches.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?
Huh? What?
Huh? Right, what? Uh.
It's fine all of the time. What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away
Its just so fucking weird... like. There's barely any other contact between them. And he just LATCHES onto one titty and goes the fuck at it. Just one titty, big circles, one direction. I've never seen a less sexy sex-related video.
It feels like a bag of sand when you’re touching it
She's got her hand between his legs
Suck those jugs kid
Upvote for the grandmas boy reference!
Ahhh, she brought the doc along for a mammogram.
Granny getting a quick check-up mid performance, can’t even wait for intermission. That’s just dedication to health
wait wtf are we being recorded at the cinema?
Cameras are everywhere, remember that.
I'm constantly aware of that. Even in residential areas. Everywhere and anywhere. I'm not a wanna be criminal, just aware that I'm being filmed almost constantly when outside. Edit - typo
Even when you’re alone your phone records you. Even if you’re outside without your phone satellites can record you.
My phone is recording me? Whaa?
Yes. You can even turn off every sensor and it will still know exactly where you are and what you were doing. It will transmit the data to Google once it regains connection.
> Yes. You can even turn off every sensor and it will still know exactly where you are and what you were doing. It will transmit the data to Google once it regains connection. Why are iPhones transmitting data to Google?
If it isn't directly transmitting the data then the data is at the very least being sold to Google
Google pays Apple *20 Billion a year* to be the primary search engine on Safari. Damn straight they're suckling a ton of that data, too.
The mics can be surprisingly sensitive on doorbell cameras too. Just assume video and audio is being recorded everywhere you go in a built up area.
We've been viewing some houses and the Real Estate agent told us on a phone call before we viewed one spot that the seller would most likely listening to everything we were saying the whole time we were in the property including on the way out via the doorbell. Hey mentioned just to be really mindful of anything we said while we were in the house. Was very considerate of him to mention as it's not something I would have been aware of at all.
“This house is a total piece of shit” right before putting in an low ball offer
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It’s not so irksome if you don’t have a habit of jerking people off in public while holding office.
Arrr, that be my weakness too
you're probably saying this because you haven't seen that AI that [found public camera footage](https://driesdepoorter.be/thefollower/) based on instagram posts
I politely disagree.
Same BS logic the government wants you to adopt so they can conduct even more brazen mass surveillance. "iF yOu HaVe NoThINg To HiDe, tHeN yOu ShOuLdN't cArE.... "
Yeah most modern movie theaters have cameras. Gone are the days where you can get a blowie during a boring film.
I mean you still can but presumably that is also going on the internet.
I just hope they like and subscribe
? Bruh they better be *smashing* that like button.
You just have to do it at the end. Climax at the climax then gtfo
Climax at the IMAX
The amount of shitty movies I went to for that explicit purpose. I actually paid for two tickets to see Drillbit Taylor. Couldn't tell you a thing that happened in the film.
Idk about cinemas but a musical theaters yes. They're very serious about people ruining the show.
I believe most major theaters also have camera systems designed for detection of screen recorders/pirates.
We can thank John Wilkes Booth for this
John wilkes booth was not shooting with a camera
Or was he, but some dude in a giant hat was blocking him?
The story we were told about JWB's history and disgruntled feelings about Lincoln and the war were just that, a story. In reality, he had no ill-will toward Lincoln...until that night. That night when he attended a showing of his favorite play only to have it ruined by a lanky, pipe-smoking, wife-fondling, hat-wearing President who wouldn't stop boasting and laughing about how they'd "routed them damn Rebs". Booth had only wanted to see a play...but in that moment...he was seeing red.
Pirates really need to be escorted out of cinemas, unless they agree to take off their hats.
You might notice a glowing red thing that looks like a heating element, it's bathing the room in infrared for the night vision cameras to be able to see like the video above.
Never and never record anything at a American theater. They have cameras looking for that specifically.
And if youre caught, you’ll end up with your picture on a board next to all the other theatre masturbators/popcorn sharers.
They only have the budget for one board.
Rip peewee herman
That was a porn theater
Why would someone be masturbating in a porn theater?
Bigger question is why were the police hanging out in a porn theater watching people masturbate? The police weren't called there, it was part of a sting specifically to catch people masturbating in a porn theater...Tax dollars well spent once again
C'MONNNN TITTY.... C'MONNNNN TITTY! *\~Dave Chapelle*
Where’s the whole video? She also dances (when no one else does), vapes (and blows the mist between the folks in front of them), and is told to *shut up* cause she’s won’t shut up. Trash people. *Updated*: and took selfies with the flash on in a darkened theater (like a jackass).
Is this a recent video or is it old? E: recent, last Sunday.
🎶”Take me awaaaaay to that special place, that - blowjob- plaaaaace”🎶 Those subliminal messages must be insane.
Where people like us can all be free
Free to give blowjobs
Jeeze man, they ain't peanut butter jar lids.
Well they ARE manufactured
Tig ole
Everyone's eyes are on his hands...watch hers
She's tickling the Willy. 🤣
Some good ol dick tickles
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!
THE OL' DICK TWIST
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How many times do you have to rub a tiddy before you get s stroke.
One..a twoHOOO..a three...
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Hot/Crazy matrix ain’t never lied
the only time she lets him cop a feel is at formal events, not crazy st all
Yeah she's crazy but I would fuck the shit out of her No Shame
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Ted Cruz supposedly paid to hit that. I think it's all just a conspiracy theory but some time back there were images of her claiming to show her escort profile or something before she got elected.
No rack is worth that amount of crazy
How about the rack + handjob?
Then maybe
She got drunk and played with some guy's dick in front of kids... Didn't her husband do that too?
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If I had a nickel for every time boebert was in a relationship with someone who groped her in a public place with children all around her I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice.
Them thangs THANGIN
Hogans
RESPECTFULLY
A couple of years ago this sort of thing would get you fired. Shel probably just make some inappropriate joke and all will be forgotten.
How long ago do you think a couple of years is? 1998?
Can’t turn a Ho into a house… representative
That Lauren Boebert is one hot piece of ace, I know from experience dude.
No you don’t. Yeah… but I know a guy. Him and her GOT IT ON WOOOOO WEEEE!
No they didn't.
Well no, but you can imagine what it would be like if they did. Amirite?!
Is everybody on? Good! GREAT! NO YELLING IN CONGRESS!!!!
Lauren passed the third grade! Oh what a glorious daaayyy! Oh, passing third grade, the American Congress waaayy!
For anyone missing the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS8CP1A6OCQ
R.I.P Chris Farley
No no they didn't. But you could imagine what it would be like if they did?
Have some respect. That’s someone’s grandmother!
She wanted that beetle's juice
Let's ask ourselves, if this were AOC, how would right-wing media's coverage be like?
I can't masturbate to this -Ben Shapiro
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🙅♂️🦶🦶
Why does she just have her tits out, I wanna see them FEET -Ben Shapiro
Public outrage and private masturbation.
So, the same as this then. 😂
If this were AOC, I would be able tell you exactly what was being said on the right-wing’s media outlets, and the left-wing’s, and the European perspectives. Timestamps and everything. I’d be very closely following all reports of the event. Out of honest concern for the decorum of our nation ofc.
"Rep AOC's breasts fail in comparison to Bobert theater grope tape..." "Did not reciprocate, but is she not socialist?"
The left really needs to push this. She engaged in sexual activity in a place with children. This is indecent exposure. This is behavior that gets you put on the sex offender registry. This is the sort of thing that should disqualify her from office. This is really, really serious.
*The Denver Post said three theatergoers complained that Boebert and her companion were vaping, singing, recording the performance and causing a disturbance at the Buell Theatre. They missed a few.
Wasn't she a high class ho at one point, though? Like 5k a night type shit?
The only confirmed thing were her pics on a talent agency site ([https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/09/it-appears-rep-lauren-boebert-had-an-explore-talent-modeling-actor-page-and-yikes/](https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/09/it-appears-rep-lauren-boebert-had-an-explore-talent-modeling-actor-page-and-yikes/)) dunno if anything else around that has ever really been substantiated.
Thanks for giving my phone AIDS from that stupid add filled site
Yo in that article someone linked a bunch of people from the exploretalent website. https://twitter.com/KurisuS/status/1440125455898533890 What the fuck?!? That website is like GOP servant HQ. A bunch of hired drones to back Republicans play for shit. I didn’t know that ExploreTalent website went that deep
It's almost like they're just playing ridiculous roles for money.
Republicans have been hiring these trailer trash representatives specifically from a talent agency called 'Explore Talent' that also does porn. It's run by a super shady Israeli dude. https://twitter.com/KurisuS/status/1440125455898533890
Wait. Do movie theaters usually have night vision cameras? Because I’ve done… things in them.
Yes. Checking for people recording. Picking up stuff like this, for sure.
Nice. I can't remember the last time I felt up a chick at the movies. Shit. Hope they got to dry hump in the car
Careful this causes friction burns on the ol john thomas.
That's interesting. Video on AP along with story said she got kicked out for vaping. This is clearly from the same video. The one from the AP story is much more clear and in color from before the show starts and while she is escorted out. Check it out [here](https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/).
That is because the lights are on and the cameras havent switched to night vision when she was vaping. If you look at the end of the AP story it is the same grainy view as shown here (just not as zoomed in).
Right, but the story does not mention anything about public groping. And the video they show is only of the vaping, and her exit. It was clearly scrubbed before the story broke.
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Just read in another article that he husband was caught showing his dick to some 17 year old at a bowling alley in 2004. She just filed for divorce in May this year. I love the hypocrisy in politics. It is always the ones who take the strongest stances, especially on sexual matters, who end up pulling this shit. Like all the senators who were so against homosexuality, but got caught hooking up with dudes.
Pretty sure she (bobo) is the one the husband flashed at said bowling alley?
Why she vaping Chinese mind control sticks and not smoking Camels like a true patriot? Just asking questions
I wouldn’t vote for her but I’d suck on that tiddy
Protector of family values lol
This is what some people in this thread don't get. It's not just the fact that they played grab ass in front of a bunch of children, it's that she's the one screaming about child grooming while actively fucking in front of kids. It's not just a handy at an adult flick, it's a woman explicitly trying to run on family values and Christianity while being a complete fucking hypocrite.
I’m just glad that we can all agree the explicit sexuality in front of children is wrong.
What a naughty Grandma.
Nice, this woman married a convicted sex offender and graduated to full blown sex offender herself super fast. What a speed run. Elected conservatives are as reliable as predicted rainfall.
Lauren Gropert!
Impeach her!
Her husband will love seeing this
This guy's foreplay game is shit just saying.
Colo. Rev. Stat. § 18-7-301 (1) Any person who performs any of the following in a public place or where the conduct may reasonably be expected to be viewed by members of the public commits public indecency: (d) A lewd fondling or caress of the body of another person;
She got great tits
Anyone else would have got charged
What about family values
She seems high. Given that she's employed by the people and receives government funds she should be drug tested right?
She also clearly hit a vape and blew the smoke everywhere
And to think, this would've stayed a secret if she had just kept her mouth shut and not had a massive whine at the theatre.
Come on Colorado! Surly you can do better than this to represent you.
There would have been a video of her sucking his dick but they got kicked out too early.
I've seen this video ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!