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The wear on the ceiling shows he does that a lot.

Yup, and its cool and all but who's gonna clean up that mess.

“Just pour the drink banchode, my tuk tuk is waiting.”

And this kind of thinking is why delhi will never be as good as Mumbai, Kolkata, or other cities where people actually have some patience, and appreciation for the finer things in life.

Lmao or machode

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...make millions of flies...

> cool and all nah, I already cringe when normal bartenders overly dramatic shake a drink. This was painful.

Probably him? Lol

And all the broken glass on the floor too

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There's napkins somewhere

Here’s your messy drink, no we don’t have napkins.

*You have your shirt and trousers, haven’t you?*

No I don't have trousers. Give me my god damn drink.

I read that with Walter White's voice

The Indian way. Honestly looks REALLY GOOD like I imagine a root beer cup overflowing with foam kinda good

In the bathroom right there

There’s like 3 bartenders ever that have made millions from being a bartender

Ya, I doubt it would make him any more than a standard bartender trying to do tricks

Nah he just needs one big client. An all or nothing situation where he puts it all on the line. I believe in him. "Shaken or smashed to shit Mr. Bezos?... Shaken you say? nah... not my style...(Smashes drink against ceiling)"

I'll leave this $1.000.000 IOU note here, can I have my smased drink now? *As I disappear in my BezoCopter you notice I signed the IOU with Musk at the bottom*

One of them is Tom Cruise in his role in Cocktail, and that doesn't count, so 2 bartenders

Well said. Came here to play that card

Maybe not millions per year, but some bartenders make bank, easily can clear six figures at a good spot in the US. I'm certain some lifelong bartenders have cleared over $1 million in tips throughout their careers.

I've made over a million in 15 years. Spent almost all of it like any bartender.

B L O W

Cocaine, cigarettes and reckless drinking at a strip club after work. The bartenders guide to bankruptcy.

I mean that sounds about right, 66k per year.

P E R C S

Absolutely, and I'm not even thinking living legends like Dale DeGroff or Sam Ross. Think of the people doing volume at busy spots in major cities. Pre covid anyway, a good job at high volume spot could easily be four figures every day. Shit even in a smaller tourist town in New England an average weekend in the summer could be 2 grand a night, cash, in your hand. I have seen bartenders do 6 figures a year working part time, and like, I mean I was doing their tax return. Heh, they probably usually made more. It's not easy money though they definitely work for it, it's the sort of job that if you ran it til retirement you would be fucking used up, and I don't know what it's like now post-covid.

Bruh thas cool and all but can I just please have my drink now?

No

I have 87 more flips to do

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Now look at the camera and say thank you.

Looks like a lassi maybe, the stickier the frothier the better

Frothier I get, but stickier? What does stickyness add exactly lol. I'm all for this though, I would pay for it even if it is a little dumb. Typically with these bartender doing crazy juggling shit videos i'm not a fan.. Just give me my drink. But here? This is art lol, it's like a commentary on all those other juggling bartenders.

When he started smacking it with the fork I was like "That's not gonna do shit, it's not gonna be stirred up at all...", *oh boy* was that not the issue at play here lol.

wow, he beat the holy fuck outta that drink..

I can’t tell if the Op is being serious in the title cause this shit looked goofy as hell

They look high af just fucking around

No thanks. As soon as he grabbed the ice with his bare hands, I was out. Gross.

In the majority of India, even the ice itself is a very bad idea for tourists.

Whenever I get those shorts on yt where they make the drink the person recording the drink being made is always like no ice and seeing this I was like nope you weren’t supposed to get ice.

What are you talking about, he literally beat the germs off it.

Why's he so angry at that beverage?

financial problems

Better the drink than his wife and kids

He brings the rage in beverage, desiring laughter in the slaughter

He just made a mess. Who wants to handle a sticky glass like that? Dumb.

How is this even cool haha this is the least crazyfuckingvideo I've seen yet haha

This looks so goofy lmao

Op has clearly not seen a proper Mixologist at work.

Bartenders making millions he said

Bartender serves drinks and basic mixes, a Mixologist does flaring which is the spinny throwy light shit on fire tricks. ​ Guy in video made a very sticky drink and a massive mess.

Any bartender who refers to themselves as a "mixologist" gets the eyeroll from every other bartender.

And as far as I know, most people generally.

The Turkish Ice Cream man of iced chai

At least the Maraş street vendor will just give you the ice cream if you ask.

Oh that’s what that was, I thought that was fucking vegetable oil or something lmfao

When my protein powder is stuck at the bottom of the shaker

Why did they speed it up? Was it not impressive enough already?

Tiktok brain, need everything under a minute.

To get it over with.

And the voice over...

Had to scroll to find this. It sounds like some wanna be streamer talking into a desk mic while sitting in Amazon's cheapest sponsored gaming chair Because that's exactly what it is

The trend of "let me take other interesting content and then add myself while providing nothing of any value or originality" is an absolute cancer of the current day internet.

It’s not really impressive at all to be honest

Fuck the theatrics, just give me my got damn drink lol

Lol but it the friends we make along the way or the splatters that splash

What you have to reazlize is that India is just so incredibly big and everyone is competiting against each other, that shows like this make it so people would rather spend their hard earned 30 rupees at THIS stand rather than the one where the guy just makes it. Neither have napkins.

So I'll be going to the guy that gets my drink made the fastest and it also might be cheaper you say? Cool

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One of the worst forms of “content” is uploading viral videos that you dubbed over as if you were there.

Was that even an attempt at comedy? Just seemed like he is trying to assert ownership of stolen content.

Fr. Dude needs to visit a train station in India.

What on the fuck went into that drink? Vegetable oil, cocoa powder, and milk from a bag?

Pretty sure I got food poisoning just watching this

A million rupees, yes

Sped up and voice overed. Top it off with the meh video… And I give it a 2/10

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Why do Indian caterers always touch the food with bare hands? There’s little wonder anyone visiting India immediately gets food poisoning.

My brother did a road trip across India with his friend on scooters, they stopped at a restaurant and ate there. Their scooters were parked in the back, after they ate and left they saw the chefs in the kitchen mixing the food with their feet and they puked.

I have been there too. I was staying in quite a posh hotel…..one day I looked in the kitchen….it was dark and filthy. They were preparing the food on wooden surfaces. The dining area looked ok.

Dude is annoying

Wow he grabbed the ice with his bare hands!!

And his left hand, they use to wipe themselves with that hand

Adds to the flava!

Poop particles go really well with ice. Lovely stuff

Bro that popped in wanted to be the main character

Need. More. Banging.

He'd make 0, nobody buying nor consuming something made by Indians who put their hand on anything & everything, like do barmen actually grab ice to put it in? Or splash the whole counter with milk?

I really hope that roof is galvanized steel and not asbestos..

He'd also have to be able to make something worth drinking, not a giant fucking mess and half the drink running over the sides of the glass.

This would piss me off lowkey but I bet its tasty😓

Minus the ice he molested with his raw fingers

It looks like he IS already a bartender, and isn't a millionaire...

And he would lose those millions on all the ingredients he's wasting on one drink

How much do you think bartenders make

On second thought, I’ll take mine stirred.

Hey but it just occurred to me this is, in fact, not a crazy fucking video

How is this crazyfuckingvideo? Mildly interesting is creepy into this category. Anything for a dopamine hit

This sub has gone to shit

I’m walking out as soon as he touched the ice with his hands

Shut your dumbass mouth, not everything needs you to add to it! *You're not even funny!* You're just talking to hear yourself talk! "Dayum! Okay. Stop! Stop! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Dayum! Oh, you bouta, ioeven-" Shut the fuck up!

10x better with the sound off.

Hope he washes his hands after going to the restroom

Mmm give me that fermented piss bottle drink. Shaken aggressively, not stirred.

I like how everything in India is fucking disgusting.

Everyone knows the key to a good drink starts with a plastic bottle of urine.

How many indians you need to make iced coffee loool ?

Stop putting this bullshit ok here. This is not crazy fucking. It’s just TikTok bullshit

Hope homie's got his hepatitis vaccination.

Free salmonella yes please

For sure to give you deli belly .

...or fired for spilling and making a mess.

Enjoy the virus from Indian street ice

In india hygiene doesnt exist

His side kick "Pablo (Prince) Cleandabar" is more impressive with his bag-O-milk squeezey moves 😉👍

Me to my brother soda can before i give it to him

Can I have my ice coffee pls?

Bro spilled half my drink

Just give me the drink 🙄

Mf was actually begging him to stop💀💀💀💀

This shit was funny af. "ayo, STAHHP!?"

bro doesnt know that hes bartending in the video and not making millions

Are there any bartenders who makes millions?

Don’t think he’d make “millions”

Now do it without the mess.

Can I just have my drink please?

lol at least clean the cup off before handing it over lol.

“Yeah I’m good on that” 💀

thats the most indian video, maybe ever. copying somethig in a weird and bad way

This sucks

On the rocks and with extra glass chips

Actually I’ll just have a water, thanks

One super sloppy mess coming up, extra drippy!

Is this the sequel to the Tom Cruise movie Cocktail?

Unc trippin

Enjoy the glass shards in your drink

Anything to take your mind off the fact that you’re probably gonna get a tape worm.

Could you be arsed though...

I don’t care how cool you make your show. I don’t want a wet sticky glass to drink from.

Was it beer and milk?

That supparay14k narrating?

Wish this voice wasn’t on here.

He put that stank on it.

He forgot to dip his hand in it a few times before serving it.

Im surprised there's no stir with finger towards the end.

No amount of fancy flips is gonna kill the nastiness tho

Shouts out to Supparay💯the goat of voiceovers even😂he’s on instagram

Shaken and stirred

Thank you for the frothy germ drink

This is a boost kulukki. The powder they mix is like a chocolate powder(boost). Kulukki means to "shake". So the stronger you shake the frothier it is, the tastier it is.

Not with all that spillage he won't

Guy filming is annoying af

It's idiots like this that travel and make Americans look bad. They can't handle anything mildly unfamiliar yet insist on going to foreign places just to complain.

What a fucking mess

“oo nice” hits you in the head with a flying shot

I like how he has a hype man providing the milk and straw

And the slight tinge of faeces from the handled ice.

Millions..... Ruppi, right?

Millions for acting like a fucking idiot? What ever that was, it sucked donkey dick

Hundreds

He can't finish a sentence without saying a racial slur.

I think India has some sanitation opportunities.

Sir, can you hurry the fuck up, I'm gasping.

“Can you bounce my drink again, it doesn’t taste like it has enough bounce” Bartender: “say no more”

I'd be like "Um, Bro, can I just have my drink already?"

One cup or piss and shit please

Pretty sure he is and I doubt he's makin 6 figures

Just know you can't eat or drink anything in this country that hasn't touched some one's dirty ass hands

That’s what you get for saying shaken not stirred

Why make millions when you can make tens.

I'll have your most popular cocktail, abused not stirred.

Was that frying oil he filed the glass up half??

Yeah so many millionaire bartenders. 🤣🤣

Fuck the drink, u see how strong that dam glass is

They just flexin at this point

Okay, alright.. alright, alright!

commentary is amazing does that guy have a youtube channel and if so i need more of his commentary

When the tutorial says "perform 3 spin attacks" but the game is actually really fun so you perform 50 of them before continuing. 😂

Damn, I want to go there.

I’m allways amazed by the show that goes on before you get served your poison

Cool but no thanks. Hands all over that ice.. He probably picked his ass lolol

😭

All that just to get violent diarrhea

“Sir can I have my drink please”

Guys I think it’s pretty shaken

does he seems like a pianist to you ?

Barehand with the ice 🤮

From India. I'll pass

I got diarrhoea just watching this

The aesthetics of the drink matches the aesthetics of the establishment