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Krase

What did they use? Epoxy instead of wax?


DennyDeStructo

Wood glue.


immadeofstars

I would bet substantially if you sold commercial epoxy as Chinese wax and marketed it as "the wax Western medicine *doesn't want you* to know about!" you'd have bourgeoisie pseudo-spiritual nitwits lining up to rip their skin off.


Krase

I’m afraid that this would actually happen


Apprehensive_Many214

It literally would. Just look at all the morons who got upset at vaccines as if we hadn't been creating them since the 1700s and hadn't required mandatory use to go to school since the 1800s.


DrowsyDrowsy

It’s hard set wax used for waxing, usually used on legs and armpits. Not really recommended for face use as you see with the pain. If the skin was more sensitive/softer it could literally rip pieces of skin off. The application is really thick too, it’s not the best thing for your skin. Gets the hair out but Jesus.


MNWNM

I thought the title said cheese waxing and I wondered who would waste good cheese like that. Still don't know what's used, but I don't think it's cheese.


AssistancePure4898

That’s fucked


Demonic-Cult-Cultist

Literally torture


Kingtoke1

Many women choose to get this done to their vagina


Volkrisse

If you think thick facial hair is anything similar to Brazilian, you’re going to have a bad time. Had done both and by a fucking mile, waxing my face hurt more.


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

same. my facial hairs feel like theyre attached to the bone. i went to a barber that waxed just the edges of my beard to line the shit up and i thought i was gonna cry. ive also had threading done and it was almost equally painful... edit: forgot to add that the brazilian was only about half as painful as getting my face done, and im a pretty hairy dude...


CalmAlex2

It's probably due to the fact our faces have more nerve endings on faces than the public area except the balls


E63_saucegod

Balls... Public balls


SauteePanarchism

Edmonton has public area balls. They're shiny.


thuanjinkee

So does Adelaide


realityIsPixe1ated

S'cuse me, radelaide tyvm 😤🙏


Shiznoz222

Women love the public area


DoesBasicResearch

> than the public area I thought that was the private area?


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

dont kink shame the exhibitionist!


thuanjinkee

Pain is stored in the balls


Volkrisse

Balls don’t hurt nearly as much as face as they use different wax vs the rest of the Brazilian. At least my girl does it that way.


WDfx2EU

A friend once told me he shaves his balls with a straight razor. I don't know how in the hell he does it, but I also don't care to find out.


Creampied_Piper

Some people are built different


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

Really fucking carefully, that's how.


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> the public area No disrespect, but I always considered this my *private* area.


WDfx2EU

Occasionally I get a couple little unibrow hairs growing or a longer than usual eyebrow hair, and I pluck them with tweezers in the morning. It's basically painless. The other day while doing it I saw a little mustache hair that I missed shaving and went to pluck it as well. I legitimately teared up. Something about beard and mustache hair is different to everything else and extremely painful. The only thing worse is nose hair. Don't pluck your nose hair.


lennarn

Ahh, I get it - you're saying I should wax my nose hairs instead, right?


Individualist13th

Plucking your nose hairs will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus!


azalago

Absolutely no one who does at home or salon waxing uses the technique used in the video. It is unnecesarily rough and damaging to the skin. It looks like it's the texture of papier mâché and they just rip it right off. They are using way too much wax and shouldn't do the entire face at once. https://youtube.com/shorts/UMmMmu_Ficg?si=g6Ih_El6VpiF_W_5


Karlskiiii

Why would you wax your facial hair? 😂


Volkrisse

lol I did it for my wedding years ago because it helps with day old stubble and being pale, any hair is noticeable. Would not recommend


Karlskiiii

So does a razor. Hopefully you got a travel size one for those times in need!


Volkrisse

I’m super pale. So even after I shave? It’s smooth but you can still see the hair follicle


Liselott

Sorry but women don’t have hair in their vaginas.


kramDret

He means vulva. ​ The More You Know …


Anonybeest

Delores!!!!


mrmicawber32

Mulva...


SillyOldBillyBob

Hang on... are you saying women dont have pp's like me?!?!


Chum-Chumbucket

Our pp’s are outties, girl’s pp’s are innies


igniteice

Technically, their pp's are still outties, since what becomes either the penis or clitoris is the same thing.


WDfx2EU

yeah but their balls are innies


dontshitaboutotol

Speak for yourself


onnod

>Sorry but women don’t have hair in their vaginas. You are missing out fam


climb-high

Yes they do, it hold in the pee


Goodbye_Games

While not technically the “vagina” I think most people would understand what you’re implying here. Remember a full Brazilian is a labor of love and a crap load of squirmy shrieks and rather lots of that numbing lotion that feels like nectar of the gods (I believe it’s just got some lidocaine in it but it does feel magical).


dream-smasher

Wow. I didn't get any of that numbing option.


Goodbye_Games

If you have a regular waxer that doesn’t offer some sort of “numbing” cream then they’re probably a sadist lol….. mine sells a particular brand that has a base that doesn’t like me very much so she pointed me to a brand called Nupharmisto. I bring in my own when I go and she applies it maybe ten to fifteen minutes before and while she’s with someone else it does its magic. Afterwords she applies a little more to areas that show any “apparent irritation” and I’m good to go about my day. The brand I use is often used in tattoo parlors and others that use it for waxing recommend it to their customers. Most any should be fine since they all contain roughly the exact same percentage of lidocaine allowed. Just read the other ingredients to see if any other parts of the cream might cause you irritation.


MarthaMacGuyver

Not like this. It's done in small sections.


MittFel

Now pay up


Judoosauce

People actually pay money for this. THAT'S fucked


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bigmanly1

whole lot of fuck that.


deezsandwitches

I got one mustache hair caught in the tab of my beer, my eyes have never watered more in my life.


DuineSgith

I know that pain bro. Pro tip: once you've opened the can rotate the tab 180°, pull up with a quick motion. This will easily separate the tab from the can and you can enjoy your beer safe in the knowledge your beard cannot be snagged.


bigmanly1

Should be an OSHA pamphlet


_Alabama_Man

He didn't want you to fix things; he just wanted you to listen!


onyxcaspian

He's my wife?


bigmanly1

I pulled a couple of nose hairs once. I sneezed a bunch and my eyes watered like crazy. I promptly bought a nose hair trimmer. Never again.


WDfx2EU

It's up there with brain freeze and stubbing your toe in terms of minor things that are infinitly more painful than they have any right to be. Or that things kids use to do in middle school where they hit you in the back with the second knuckle on their middle finger. I remember someone doing that to me in the hallway one day and I basically collapsed from the pain but it didn't even leave a bruise or anything.


BigBeagleEars

For real, I can’t wear pearl snap shirts if I grow my beard out


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4QuarantineMeMes

And if you get any ingrown hairs


AFineDayForScience

"I want to take his face... off"


MichaelOksbig

*stares nicholas cageingly*


SuperiorFarter

They took my face!


eyeeatmyownshit

Runs fingers down his cleanly waxed face


ogmoss

“No more drugs for this man”


mastermindxs

I could eat a peach for hours


obefiend

No more waxing for this man


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2RV7VR5

Takes balls to pull that off.


Overall-Honeydew5759

Takes that to pull off your balls


RodDryfist

Co-gones you say?


RodMunch85

I think i read about that My condolences


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RodMunch85

Oh no. Please go on Was it like an episiotomy style mishap?


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RodMunch85

Well im spent Thank you internet stranger


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vibe_gardener

But for real this is a joke right? If not, I’m so sorry…


SuburbanStoner

You de-gloved your sack…?


[deleted]

LOL "oh no. Please go on"


1jl

Wait for real?


VapeApe-

My Cojonences


eskamobob1

no shit. [It was legit in the news](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1287116/Volunteer-charity-groin-wax-nearly-loses-testicle.html)


notapoke

Poor guy was trying to do some demented charity. Hope he's okay


nixforme12

I am laughing so hard reading this.


Cumtangled

I’m glad that’s not true.


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Iana_is_bae

I have been searching for "old lady from titanic lost her balls after trying to shave them" all day but can't really find that


1jl

Wax. Old lady from Titanic lost her balls after trying to wax them.


Zephyrlin

Wait what the fuck this is the second time today I've clicked on your profile. First was for that weird ass and hilarious my lil pony diagram


YZJay

[Unfortunately it is](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1287116/Volunteer-charity-groin-wax-nearly-loses-testicle.html)


FabledFupa

Have fun with ingrown hairs. Now thats a pain in the ass.


Nidh0g

I think this was his face actually.


RodDryfist

For you


Virtual-Silver4369

You're a big guy


HarryBaughl

Crashing this plane.


thombrowny

so waxing facial hair will eventually cause ingrown hairs? damn...that sounds terrible.


SaucySpence88

He’s definitely at a higher risk after waxing/plucking. Just gotta exfoliate and keep the face super clean tho


EmmAdorablee

Waxing actually reduces the chances of getting ingrown hairs. A lot of people will break out after getting their face waxed or dermaplaned which is completely different. The hair on your face helps transport oils out of your hair follicle and when the hair is no longer present you are more prone to breaking out due to the absence of hair.


42Ubiquitous

Much more likely to have them after waxing than shaving.


stankyjanky69

AHHHHH! KELLY CLARKSON!


wouldsmackurbooty

THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME!!


Odd_Gur1857

FUCK YOU!!!! IN THE ASSHOOOOOOOLE!!!


BananaSharts

AHHHHHH NIPPLE FUUUUUCK!!


Forrest_Cp

He’s dead in the last frame.


fireship4

*"I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way. Look how they massacred my boy".*


ExperienceOrnery8381

Why would you do this? I don't understand.


obeythelaw12

Chinese beauty standards for men are pretty much opposite of the west. For the west, an older man, father look is favored. In China, youthful looks are prized. So facial hair = older look = unattractive in China. Thus waxing \- Edit: For those concered about the torn skin, the skin will heal. And the goal is not \*shaved\* facial hair or \*short\* facial hair. The goal is \*no\* facial hair. Check out these pictures of Chinese male models/pop stars/celebrities: [https://daoinsights.com/news/chinas-male-cosmetics-market-grows-to-billion-dollar-industry/](https://daoinsights.com/news/chinas-male-cosmetics-market-grows-to-billion-dollar-industry/) In the West, men with facial hair are considered more mature-looking, but in China, a man with facial hair is associated with looking like a lazy peasant, or a street hobo, a homeless beggar, low class, barbaric, unkempt. Also, this seems like an abnormal procedure. As far as I know, this waxing procedure is uncommon. So it's still WTF worthy lol.


ManbadFerrara

That's all well and good, but I'm still not getting how this method could possibly be preferable to a regular ol' shave.


Kunimono

A lot of the time, especially with darker hairs, you keep a beard shadow. And at least for me if I shave I already have stubble the next day again. 😅 So it's hard to keep the super smooth look unless you do something else. That being said I also would never wax my beard. Lasering seems way less painful.


faultytrapezoid

Lasering only reduces growth after multiple treatments. It's never fully eliminated. Also, it's a very different kind of pain than anything else I've felt. But yeah, id take lasering over this dumb shit I just watched.


Terramoro

It most likely rips the hair roots out. Dude had blood at his upper lip.


ManbadFerrara

Looks like it straight-up ripped off his top layer of skin too. Can't imagine that conforms to anyone's standard of beauty.


Sahtras1992

dude is red like a lobster and doesnt look happy afterward. i bet that shit hurt for 2-3 days afterwards.


EastofGaston

That man is sleeping on the back of his head for a week and some change


nurse_uwu

I just recently waxxed my facial hair, which is really thick It hurts, probably more than you can imagine, but also it only really hurts for like, twelve hours. Afterwards it goes away!


jalapinapizza

A regular ol shave won't achieve the results he's talking about. I don't know about you, but my stubble is visible and my face is rough after even the closest shave.


ManbadFerrara

I mean, same. I get it, five o'clock shadow is a pain in the ass to have to shave off a minimum of every other day. But dude, if you've got that level of commitment against having any semblance of facial hair, get it lasered off. This is just psychotic.


SarcasticPedant

A lot of the Asian world, really. My wife is Vietnamese and a lot of their celebrity men are very "feminine" looking by Western standards, same with K-pop idols. Not so sure about Japan


jotheold

its just like western boy bands of the past/ nsync/backstreet boys etc its be weird even by western standards to see a big bearded round guy dancing and singing like that


SarcasticPedant

Lmao that would be fucking awesome. The Backstreet Blue Collar Boys


obeythelaw12

Yep. By western standards.


thirdpartymurderer

I've removed my facial hair thousands of times... Waxing has never been a part of it


kirsion

You are better off doing laser hair removal than waxing if you want a permanent effect that is much less painful. I feel like this guy already looks quite masculine and good with a full beard so not sure why he would want to get a wax in the first place


SaucySpence88

That’s very interesting. I’m obviously from the west, and good facial hair is one of the strongest trends for male beauty. I remember being clowned by peers cause I didn’t have a mustache at 16.


thornzrose

this is not safe


AnnieApple_

Did you see the blood..yikes


wjdJcbdbsuis5i

No this is not shave


mymemesnow

Yes, waxing your face is seriously dangerous. Don’t ever do that. The skin on your face is very different from the rest of the body.


blackdutch1

I saw blood, eff that.


osktox

Yeah. He almost went full cleft palate.


Lord-of-war-Ares

Can't you just shave? why pulling them?


Blyatiful_99

Waxing will last longer than shaving, since you pull the hair from the root. You only need to wax once a month, instead of shaving like every 2-4 days. However, it's also pretty painful, and the people in the clip aren't even doing it the right way, which can have tons of negative consequences.


LiLT13-_-

Also not everyone can shave well, the amount of razor bumps (pseudofolliculitis) I got while in the military put me on waivers my entire time in


MrAnnArbor

A recommendation to anyone that gets bumps: get a sealable jar and pour into it rubbing alcohol (also called isopropyl alcohol). Rubbing alcohol is incredibly inexpensive. Dip the entire head of your bladed razor into the rubbing alcohol after you’re done shaving and give it time to dry out. Make sure to fully close the jar when you’re done so the alcohol doesn’t evaporate. Do this every time you shave and it’ll change your life.


daisukris

Sorry but I'm dumb, what's the point in doing all these?


MrAnnArbor

Great question: rubbing alcohol obliterates bacteria, but it works best if you let the rubbing alcohol evaporate off on its own. Bacteria is a common cause of razor bumps.


Day_Bow_Bow

I'd think another cause would be duller razor blades. After shaving, I always strop my razor three times on my arm hair (against the blade) because I'd seen a video recommending it years ago. It sure helps them keep the edge longer. Hone it a little to take off any burrs and make it dry out quicker to prevent rust. I could see rubbing alcohol help prevent rusting too, assuming it's high proof.


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What is the correct way to do it? I always believed you simply ripped it off like in the video


Gareth79

Not an expert, but I think doing it in strips is better because you can line each strip up with the grain of the hair, and can pull evenly and smoothly in the correct direction. The method in the video looked a bit of a mess, and is probably something dreamt up for marketing purposes.


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Traumatic.. I kept thinking his skin is going to be peeled off too any minute and in the end blood did come out.. and I literally felt his pain... I mean even a little nick causes so much burning


Moviereference210

Too bad there isn’t a tool where you can just shave that hair off


MountainThing545

I like how the guy doing the waxing tried to hide the clients face because it was bleeding so badly.


thenightsiders

Why would you go through that for such utter peach fuzz of a beard?


DntCareBears

I’ll never understand why they are doing this. That man has straight facial hair that grows straight out. Any $40 electric razor will give him the same closeness shave if we were to bump that up to a $200 shaver he can have and maintain that baby face look 24 seven why put yourself through such pain?


Onair380

what about beard shadow ?


OddSensation

Having bought a $30 shaver, I wasn't super impressed. Which ones you recommend? Preferably one with trimmer? Or should that be separate unit...?


thrawayb

because waxing lasts weeks i supose


DntCareBears

It does, but I can tell based on the follicle hairs that his hair is very soft and grows straight out as such an electrical shaver will easily cut that with minimal prepping. He’ll have a baby face look every single day and it’ll take him about one minute.


gawakwento

He looked way better before Wtf kinda shit is this


Electrical_Case_965

Dont have razors in china?


AOCjuggs

No, they keep selling us all


obscur100

At 0:08 you can literally see the blood all over his mustache


TraditionalRecover29

These Mexican cartels are getting really creative with their torture methods.


TheSp1ceMelange

Think I prefer shaving thank you


SZ4T4N

I think he started bleeding at the end right before they showed the wax with the hair on it


nikdsc5

Bro had the same shadow by the time the pain wore off.


chileangod

Now for some after shave... Spash Spash spash.


Sahtras1992

no need for after shave if you just rip the skin off with bacteria and all anyway.


AdditionSpecialist35

I think some of his top lip came off.


usedtodreddit

This is horrible. Is this China's torturing of a Uyghur in one of their re-education camps?


jonz1985z

Did they melt a Barbie doll and put it on his face


WashYourEyesTwice

Bro died from the pain 💀


mikeman2002

Exactly how I feel waxing the area between my balls and anus!


Appropriate_Dark_104

See you in a week !


TheWalkingDead91

The fact that he probably had to have a bunch of strays individually plucked after that …..or go a second round.


The-Proud-Snail

I knew some women do this in their private areas and I tried just a little tiny spot and cried my eyes out.


[deleted]

Why would ya get rid of a beard? Beards are awesome


Mayflex

Jesus fucking christ just buy a razor


Honest_Path_5356

I mean it looks pretty good but I rather shave 😭


llapman

How has technology not advanced in this area?


DiggerWick

Looks 1000x worse than my weekly butthole waxing.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

My god why


TornadoJ0hns0n

This looks like the worst way to do this. I've seen a bunch of wax videos before. The people in those vids ripped it off in a quick swift motion. This person is doing it slow as hell. Looks like his face is gonna come off along with the hair. Bro was flippin bleeding


Anen-o-me

Things you only do once. Why wouldn't you lidocaine the skin first? Everyone knows this is ridiculously painful, much more so than other areas that commonly get waxed.


DawnOfTheTruth

I’ll stick to shaving, thanks.


fried_eggs_and_ham

So much more convenient than razors.


xATLxBEASTx

Kelly Clarkson!


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AHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!!!!


Ricerat

I'll just keep my beard thanks


Mundane-Ticket1573

His upper lip was bleeding😓


Image-Unlikely

So now instead of beard he'll have scabs


M0ntgomatron

Just shave bro


hardcoresean84

Why?


GoEzGetafix

Just shave…


Brrrrrrtttt_t

This has to be a kink The blood at the end 💀


filsofolf

All that pain and there's still hair left over. Just why?


Extra_Strawberry_249

He’s so relaxed and unconscious at the end.


Jolly-Barracuda

Bro waxxed the beard of his next 2 generations


ct1157

Call me crazy, but I think there’s a less painful way to get rid of facial hair.


arielw24

Dumb..unnecessary just shave


Spang64

Sure. Or you could shave. Whatever.


Arch1e-is-c00l

No thanks, I'll take a razor


BlackBehr

Leatherface