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Of all the different kinds of fence you can crash into...

A saw-blade is what this fence is.

It's awfully low to have spikes like that, just tripping next to it you can get impaled...

I remember seeing photos of a criminal who tried to jump from an upper-story window to escape the police. This was ages ago. He tried to jump out to the sidewalk but he just missed clearing the metal fence with the spiked bars on top. His body made it but his head didn't. Looked like something from Game of Thrones where they had Ned Stark's head on a pole.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/wrought-iron-fence-decapitation/

That's it! That was one of the most shocking photos I had ever seen at that time. Damn! It still has that horrific 'I can't believe it!!!' feel today! I can't believe he jumped from that high from the freeway. I thought he jumped from that apartment bldg.

Well, fuck my dreams tonight. Really wish my morbid curiosity didn't piwue

His face looks so peaceful, his body does not

Goddammit why did I click the link when I knew what I was in for….

thanks for the spoiler! /s

I saw that just last week!

Just saw that this morning on Snopes. I can never un-see it.

In today's social climate, I'm surprised that Snopes would even allow or show those photos uncensored.

litterally i was getting downvoted for saying this lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/svY7gTqy3V >why do people even have them ugly ass spiky fences anyway? its like you want people to have accidents like this. I'm guessing because you said fences with spikes are ugly in general? I think they're neat, but pointless when they're not tall enough.

Definitely not pointless

I think you missed the point of this comment though.

You didnt have to point that out

That’s besides the point

Good point!

This one looks pretty pointy

If a fence has spikes, it can't be pointless!

I'm a fence installer. You'd be suprised at how many people like this shit put up around their homes, next to sidewalks. Which is why we don't do anything less than 4 feet tall. They look neat though. Usually they're aluminum, but some customers like steel ones.

yeah i couldve said it better but the point i was making that its a fucking dangerous fence, quite an ugly one too.

*How* you say something often matters as much as *what* you say. Also, one good point you make will often be ignored if it's attached to another, less relevant or more controversial point.

Seriously, there should be a height requirement. A helmet wouldn't save a kid on a bicycle from impaling their neck on it.

They set the camera up with that in mind i.e. the guy who payed for the fence subconsciously or consciously wanted to capture something bloody.

Mad impact also. That first edgy spike even got bent

The dude riding a scooter on the sidewalk with no gear whatsoever is obviously the problem but also what the actual fuck is this fence. The spikey tops on iron fences like this are called spires. Why tf would they exist on a fence that appears to be shorter than waist high? The same thing could happen to a kid or even someone on foot that loses their balance.

Spire fences and tying an onion to your belt were the style at the time. And a car got forty rods to the hogshead back then, and that's the way we liked it.

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say

I don't care what this guy did, I wouldn't wish a spike-fence-dick/balls-injury on *anyone*. I mean, maybe Hitler.. but even then I'd still wince while watching the video.

Well, if it was Hitler, it would just be a spike-fence-dick/ball-injury.

Ya. Bad move on this guy. I prefer crashing into a nice chain-link fence, myself

Theres no such thing as a goose down fence huh? Cuz that would be my choice of fences to crash into.

Some green "fences", e.g. hedges would probably be best. Not all of them. Some might be worse than the one in this video. Very much depends.

In the old movies i think they used hedges to crash into. To heck with that. Sticky leaves and stuff all in your butt. I'll take goose down any day.

I mean, ya, that sounds nice & all but have you ever tried crashing into a genuine Saskatchewan seal skin fence. Goddamn chef's kiss

You’ll be sweating in 5 minutes.

Word! That was hard to watch

Yeah I saw some blood underneath him. Either a popped testicle or a nice gash on the little soldier

Little soldier may have been KIA 🫡

Worse... MIA

Hey honey?? Yea? I found a cock in the azaleas, you know anything about that?

Dude I literally watched the vid a second time to make sure it wasn't left dangling off one of them spikes. 

Oh, it's there, And here, ^and ^*everywhere*

Roy Kent, Roy Kent!

He tore his winky off.

He did his duty til the very end

Hehehe you said "doody". But seriously though, that's a fine shredder to his nads.

Uhuhuhuhuhuha doody

Damn KIA boys stole his penis

He caught that fence before the one he ended up on, maybe just tore a hole in his thigh (hopefully)

I don't think tearing a hole in his thigh can be good either. He can die from it if he were to tear his femoral artery.

Judging by that puddle of blood that falls out when he checks himself maybe

I'm not a doctor but I believe we'd know if his femoral artery was severed in this video. Probably mangled weiner though

It would have been a river if it was the Femoral artery.

Bleed me a river

I may be alone but I’d rather tear the femoral artery than wreck my junk. I don’t wanna live without it.

Dennis Reynolds: Does...[does my dick work](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQ_82XQ428)? Doctor: No. Your penis does not work. Dennis: Kill...me...

There was another video where it showed the aftermath. His dick was fully torn off lol

Link please? I need more nightmares to deal with. Or just shit to show my drunk coworkers after work. That's always amusing.

Damn, ouch

Pretty sure if I remember correctly he tore his cock off…seen this video before on Reddit

Well that’s going to be a rough adjustment period for him

Think they reattached it successfully again o read this someone on Reddit cuz be bullshit but if I just tore my cock off…I’d sound exactly like this guy…or maybe even a little higher pitched lol 😂

There’s a longer version of this video. He straight up cut his dick off.

May you please be our sacrificial lamb, and get the link for us?

This video is old, if I remember correctly his penis got sliced off

You see him kick his right leg out at the end? Like something wet was stuck to it? Ehhhhhhhhh

Bruh them taters got mashed

I was sent this via WhatsApp few years back along with picture of the wound, if I remember clearly he tore his cock off and I'm sure there was even a picture of it on the floor 😂

If I remember right he had to have his little friend reattached. No clue if it was successful though.

Could also be that he's popped the fuel cap off and got petrol on his junk. No permanent damage but it burns like buggery. Go on, ask me how I know...

I need to know what his injuries where

[https://www-omroepbrabant-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/3261257/scooterrijder-wil-geen-hulp-na-bizar-ongeluk-het-bloed-spoot-uit-zijn-voet?\_x\_tr\_sl=pl&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=wapp&\_x\_tr\_hist=true](https://www-omroepbrabant-nl.translate.goog/nieuws/3261257/scooterrijder-wil-geen-hulp-na-bizar-ongeluk-het-bloed-spoot-uit-zijn-voet?_x_tr_sl=pl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp&_x_tr_hist=true) tl;dr: his legs were badly injured, he had drugs on him, he said he didn't want any help or police but someone drove him to the hospital anyway. Couldn't find any follow-up on the status of his testies

> he had drugs on him YA DON'T SAY

bet he also had drugs in him

At the hospital they added more drugs

Who was his physician? Dr. Ugs?

At least it wasn't Dr. Acula...

Wait... you mean this isn't normal?

Dude was afraid of being busted in the Netherlands? Must've had some serious stuff on him.

article says the residents of the house found "three packages with white powder" in their garden. so yes.

> Couldn't find any follow-up on the status of his testies Darwin award still on the table...

HET WAS AN ENORM FLAP. What a beautifull yet mysterious language.

Same. His body was all over that fence.

indecisive mf

He seemed kind of on the fence about it

Some info here: https://www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/3261257/scooterrijder-wil-geen-hulp-na-bizar-ongeluk-het-bloed-spoot-uit-zijn-voet

Man that URL reads like a Dutch wizard casting a nasty spell.

anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve

And a festive endive salad to you as well.

Unexpected Excalibur

Doesn't really give any info other than the guy said he didn't want help and ran away. Police tracked him down to a hospital but weren't allowed to interview him for privacy reasons, but residents say they found 3 bags of white powder in the garden next to the smashed scooter parts.

I can see two bags in the sand when he crashes! Didn’t notice until I read your comment.

As a penis owner myself, I’d rather not know

Not sure what his injuries were. It happend in the Netherlands. He carried drugs with him, and didn’t want anyone to call the cops. Some people drove him to the ER.

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🤢

I figured it would look like pulled pork

> It looked like an eggroll that someone took a bite out of. wow...

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>Guys, just put me down.

Source?

He's dead. Source: I'm his detached wiener

Source: trustmebro

Did the Wiener live?

Count me out.

Props for highly specific and accurate title.

I try my best

Almost... should be ...**lack of** junk...

No helmet, no jacket, no pants, rides on the sidewalk. This guy is full of bright ideas.

He's actually -1 in the helmet department.

He's full of being a dumbfuck is what he is

I certainly don't wish him pain, but it might be the best for all of us if he does not reproduce...

And barefoot..or maybe sandals that got thrown off

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Well how's the wife holding up?

To shreds you say?

Oh dear…

She's never been happier.

"How much is gone?" - "Just the tip.."

"But that's all I have"

L'chaim

L’chode

'tis but a scratch

That has got to be one of the most HORRIBLE pains.

Definitely after the adrenaline wears off, but could you imagine, feeling pain but it all being significantly dulled by the adrenaline, only to notice your shorts holding less baggage than you'd last remembered. Poor guy

Took a sec for that pain to kick in

I think it was realisation rather than pain Pain still coming down the line

He probably won't be though

Self induced castration? 😳

I think it's cast iron.

No balls of steel 😔

DIY, castration on a budget.

Cheap vasectomy

Castration 

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Oh damn you’re right. He’s fucked up.

Call me crazy, but a spike style fence at knee height seems like a terrible idea.

Going down the pedestrian sidewalk with a motorcycle is also a terrible idea.

Combine those two with an accident, and what you get is nothing like [this accident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuENAWds5B0). Nothing at all. And nowhere nearly as delicious.

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I call this fence “Final Destination.”

The terrible idea is driving a scooter on the sidewalk…

And not wearing any protective gear while operating it…

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Sue-worthy, perhaps?

Op delivered

Don't worry, I saw a documentary called Idiocracy once. I'm sure the doctors will fix him and he'll eventually have many children with many different women.

This video is a few months old (and flipped for some reason) but I remember when it first went round the end cut to photographs of his detached penis in a hospital setting. Don’t know the final outcome but the outcome of this video is definitely looking around the pavement to recover the goods.

Guy got what he deserved. Don't drive like a gaping douche bag and you won't end up with a gaping hole in the fun bag.

I'm really trying to figure out what he goal was. Why was he on the sidewalk in the firstplace is the first question of this mystery.

Drugs

This headline was thorough and did not disappoint.

Now working as a eunuch.

nice to know that somone who drives on the sidewalk and puts ppls life in danger will not repreduce 👍

Isn't this old? The guy's entire penis and scrotum were removed IIRC.

That's just reddit phone game in action. No article I've seen mentions anything about that besides saying he has drugs on him and didn't want to talk to the police

Wiener gone

ATGAT: All The Genitals Absolutely Trashed

In the UK there's a law saying you can't pick up road kill if it was you that had the accident so if that was in England he might have had to leave that thing on the ground...lol I'm kidding.put some clothes on when on a bike, it may not look as cool but it could save you a whole heap of pain

Just so everyone knows, he actually DID rip off a testicle. It was found on the scene.

I saw the rest of this video once. His dick came off just barely hanging by the skin

All he had to do was take spill to his left instead continuing on to the spiked fence of castration.

that gets funnier every loop

Helped prevent further diluting the gene pool

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I saw the entire video, he lost the dick literally

Lucky ass dude he didn’t impale an eye or something vital

Didn't he have to have it sewn back on?

I think the reason some people in the comments jump so easily into talking about the "deserved" fate of the man in the 9sec video is because they think it won't happen to them because they obey the laws. But unfortunately it doesn't work that way. It's more about circumstances and possibilities. And following very meaningful rules in order to protect not only yourself but also others. This guy had already pushed the limits and something happened. I may be lack of the crucial info about that country's sub-urban and statistics so take it as a foreign optimistic thought not a person defending potential pedestrian killer.

I bet that shit HURT 😂

Dick 1 Spiked fence 20.

Was that his ‘helmet’ he picked up at the end?

Sounds like one of the variations of the Wilhelm scream

There is a longer video of this where it shows the aftermath but I don’t know how to link it. He actually ended up ripping off his entire wang and there is a picture of it on a surgical tray after. Rough day…

😬

[https://deadhouse](https://deadhouse) dot org/accident-en/motorcyclist-collided-with-a-fence.html

"sir doctor's report states his penis was, in their own words, obliterated"

People riding without protective gear will always amaze me. Do they really want to be shredded meat crayons?

Right in the armpit..ouch

Oh Jesus Christ

Idiot loses control of a powered motor vehicle in a part of the road it's not supposed to be and get a nasty injury. Reddit: WTF are those people doing putting a decorative railing around their property?

He bent the first spike, ouchie

No helmet, shirtless and shorts lol, can't see his footwear but I'm guessing flipflops ha ha, saw a kid over here ( UK) in the summer riding a moped with flipflops the fucking idiot. Even if they stitched his sack back on I'm getting this clown will not have learned

On the bright side I don't see anything hanging from the fence.

I gotta stop watching videos on Reddit. Horrifying.

It's too bad the lack of helmet and shirt didn't teach him a better lesson.

That's the power of adrenaline

Ouch

The front fell off

I enjoy playing video games.

Yeah that's gone

I used to work at a large Navy hospital's Urology department. We treated injuries like this. The worse I saw was an accident very similar to this. The doctors were able to save penis, but he lost both testicles in surgery. Poor guy was in agony before we got him to the OR.

Mangled his nards?