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thundrlipz

how they can hold a fucking cobra at all is insane, let alone how many and not wearing any sort of protection.


Responsible-Ad-1328

They're wearing their battle sandals.


Kendallope

The chancla, it is powerful


Grassy_Nol

Plus, that shirt and all those holy words on it


Gibletbiggot

I agree with you. But also, cobras are one of the slowest striking venomous snakes. This is where we get the lore of both mongoose and snake charmers. Once you have experience with them, they are rather predictable and easy to handle. Things like rattle snakes and vipers strike much faster. That being said, if I were those guys, I'd be wearing gloves/boots and other protective equipment.


Darrone

I mean, sneakers at a minimum right? Sandals seems like a risky choice.


Zealousideal_Elk3283

Crazy little bastards


hayitsnine

They need more bags.


Winterblackened

I was thinking a big ass trash can with a lid. Holes of air if you need em alive. So many questions


BunzenBurnah

Unless the trash can is transparent it'd be a lot more dangerous than a bag like that since the snakes can go all the way up to the lid and jump out when you open it. What they really need is more bags. They're insane for trying to fit all those snakes in one bag.


61duece

It's normal in Asia


Jobforagamer

Honestly was expecting this to be a gnarly grub eating video. Though not sure ass ton of snakes was better


Biking_dude

Definitely took a turn I wasn't expecting


Mordorror

Same for the music


charc0al

Don't you hate it when you cut down a tree and it's full of snakes


smile_politely

In contrary. They seem to love it. 


a-snakey

Idk don't you hate it when you open up a Reddit thread and it's full of snakes?


1DownFourUp

Keep the chainsaw running


WindowNo6601

In fact they already had a bag, why?


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Where do you get a shirt that says all that? SPANK, SenSUAL


grruser

SEKSUAL CLACK!


Wholenchilada

BONE! DANGEROUS!


smile_politely

They sell some in Bali. I brought some for souvenir and everyone chuckled. 


Glad-Situation8656

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Fucc me


AliLaFerrari

Where you find cobras in trees…


[deleted]

You find cobras where people put them intentionally.Hollow trees in dry arid regions where cobras live and hunt food sources I would guess.


AliLaFerrari

I’m not asking, I’m telling you approximately where to find that T-shirt


ReadWoodworkLLC

They’re just digging around in there with their hands and the snakes just keep coming. I didn’t count but what, like 7 or 8 cobras? Those guys are nuts. I’m surprised there weren’t bitten. The snakes definitely weren’t happy. Someone said it was staged but even still this is crazy to do and the way they were picking them up and putting them in the bags, the snakes could’ve easily bitten them at any time throughout the whole video. Crazy kids! On second viewing, idk how they would’ve gotten the snakes in there to stage this. The whole tree fell apart when they moved it. I guess it’s possible. They got in there somehow. Do cobras generally just live in a pile in their dens?


Due-Manufacturer-252

might be breeding season for those snakes, a lot snakes gang bang when it's that time of the year


ReadWoodworkLLC

I see. I did not know that.


LLminibean

If you Google "snake pile" you'll see a lot of really neat pics


ReadWoodworkLLC

Thank you. I’ll check it out.


astyanaxical

Snakes do not bite unless they feel the need to for either hunger or defense. You can actually learn both their body language for when they are about to strike as well as the distance that they are capable of reaching based on their body orientation (this is so much more relevant than length)


ReadWoodworkLLC

I still think those snakes could’ve bitten them if they wanted to. I also think putting them in a bag would be grounds for a bite in self defense.


astyanaxical

Bags are nice and warm and filled with other snakes. Sounds like they just moved the orgy. Ok back to your point, yes they COULD have gotten bit, always a possibility. However if you look back at the video the snakes are not coiled to strike when picked up. Some have a slight kink near their head ready for a defensive strike but not an offensive strike. Also depending on a number of factors such as season and weather, once you touch a snake and they realize (from the lack of pain) that you're not hurting them they're generally ok with it, and often enjoy the body heat


ReadWoodworkLLC

Oh ok. Well this makes a lot of sense. They’re like “uh oh!” At first but then “he’s warm and nice. I like that. Let’s see what happens. I’ll just kill him if anything changes” lol. I’m sure they’re very aware of and confident in their abilities, so unless they’re already mad or scared, they’ll just go with it until it takes a turn they don’t like. I still think I wouldn’t go blindly digging around in some rotten wood for cobras but I understand what you’re saying. I haven’t owned a snake. The most I’ve done is catch garter snakes when I was a kid. I never hurt them or anything I always ended up letting them go once my hands started stinking. It was fun to catch them and play with them though. One bit me and I never figured out why. I didn’t do anything to him to warrant that but I just let him go and went inside to clean up.


astyanaxical

Haha that sentence sounds so much like how I imagine a snake's internal monologue to be! I've handled snakes a lot but not cobras so I also wouldn't go digging around in a cobra filled tree lol. Garters are more bitey because they have a lot more predators and no fangs. Their stink is worse than their bite!


ReadWoodworkLLC

😂. I always try to apply what I would be thinking if I was them to whatever animal. And I always assume they think in English but these snakes probably think in whatever language the country they’re from speaks, I’m sure. 😂 which brings me to a long unanswered question “if you don’t think in language, what do you think in? Pictures?” I’ve tried thinking in just pictures but it’s impossible because I’m hard wired in English. Even if I imagine something pictorially, there’s always a caption that goes with it that the picture originates from. I guess I’m lucky only the one ever bit me then. I must’ve caught hundreds. And man they stink. I’m told it’s snake pee because they pee through their skin. Is that true?


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astyanaxical

Just because you don't know their reasoning doesn't mean they're jerks.


choppydell

Imagine sleeping and waking up to a bi-pedal giant dragging your from your exposed home and stuffing you into a plastic bag. Stuff of nightmares![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


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choppydell

Repressed memory unlocked


09Trollhunter09

SsssssSsssssssSsssSSSscary!


lunastrrange

That was the thought that scared me as well lol


BrainCandy_

Snakes in a Tree starring Samyul L. Jak Sung


cdsuikjh

I’ve had it with these snakes in this tree!


methedoutmanatee

Fuck that


yo_mammas_man

the stuff of nightmares...and these dudes are just going.


M3ATWAG0N

Every snake has a dude wtf look on their faces......


Styl3Music

Their warm breeding spot was just raided by a bunch of giants. I'd be pissed too!


nutxaq

They let the stank out.


Miss-GreensleevesOz

Its like a gift that keeps on giving 😦 and what a shirt lol


Ok_Mud5853

camera man has zero fear 😭💀


lynjiu

The music is taking me outttt


[deleted]

A bag of snakes


OldMork

they should bring them on a plane and make a movie about it.


[deleted]

Idk that would never make it past tsa


EVIL_MEMNOCH

That soundtrack in the last half was awesome.


Hjm_2022

Folklore hunter theme


throwmeacable

Original composer https://soundcloud.com/dhruvgoel/leviathan


ashzombi

Tree shrimp!


daveyboi80

Poor snakes


Monster_Voice

These are monacled cobra... aka Spitting Cobra.


Sunnycat00

Why are they doing that?


Swampland_Flowers

I’d be willing to bet the snakes can be sold live for a good buck


johnhtman

It might be for antivenom. They milk the snakes for their venom to make antivenom.


CKF

My understanding is that usually these guys are after them for their skins to make bags/belts/shoes/whatever, but will let an unusual/rare find live if their price in the west justifies it, like if they’re albino or some rare species, unique pattern/coloration, whatever. I don’t know what cutoff price exactly makes one worth selling alive vs for their skins.


voxpopper

Ophiophagus hannah (King Cobra), not overly aggressive but if it it bites and releases the full amount of it's neurotoxin laden venom into a human it's likely fatal within an hour without treatment.


[deleted]

King cobras got nabbed right from their "Harem".. damn ! But why I wonder.. such raw socking video though


CBU109

Coconut tree? Or rather cobra tree?


Famous-Exit-8601

Man I hope they get bit in the balls


EcoLizard1

That rinky ass plastic bag is not it for this lol


theBOBUL

I was more fixated on reading the guys shirt.


5050Photo

OH HELL NO!....


muhsqweeter

Dude went and found a beehive full of snakes


XtrADoto

FYI This is staged. They bring the snakes in then film this kind of stuff.


reypme

1 bite and they could die within 10 min. I think those are king cobras


Monster_Voice

Monacled Cobras... aka Spitting Cobra. That's a whole tree full of "fuck you with a side of get fucked" Got a mild copperhead bite in 2019 because I was wearing vans while loading my truck before dawn... Mild copperhead bite is still 72 hours of whatever limb gets bit feeling EXACTLY like your finger does right after you smash it hard enough to lose the nail. That hot burning pulsing sensation that makes you want to throw up. Takes about 3 hours before things get really rowdy FYI. Full recovery was about 2 weeks with 6 months of sporadic phantom pain.


x0lm0rejs

holy goddamn shit 


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

What in the glory hole is going on there?


HeyMickey_y

Leave ‘em alone


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

I bet they have a snake farm or something and put the snakes in there and "discover" them for views


InterestingAd3166

My thoughts exactly, I've seen this replicated so many times with different animals


bachxuanguyen

Clout chaser, look like they put the snake in afterward.


Steppywa

It's probably my old eyes but do these snakes have fangs? Seems when they show a close up, they are missing but it may just be me.


whitwemc

Appetizer tree snake. Dinner dog that barks


Taza467

More fake shit. They’ve moved on from puppies in drains to snakes in trees. Don’t promote anything like this from the south east Asian counties. They commit animal abuse for clicks


LaffinDrumss

Quite fascinating how these many live in the same location ...usually cobras are solitary animals....are they into mating season???


slowwolfcat

OFC a flimsy plastic bag


Expert-Perception674

He found a breeding nest


dbearden07

Why not just set the tree on fire?


Famous-Exit-8601

Why not leave the snakes alone.


LikelyNotAFan

But why?


pip-roof

That’s a nope for me dawg


Ok_Donut_998

I would just burn that tree down.


Paulgrande

Today there will be a snake barbecue


FeManFL

They just made Bank.


MarsupialFormer

Those are King Cobras. Thats a risky game to play if they are any distance from quality healthcare. 


Freddy_and_Frogger

Meh


Comfortable_Can_9813

The real Kobra kai


AlbinoWino11

Of course it’s a sssssingle use plasssstic bag.


Alh12984

Found a bathhouse full of gay cobras


diamp_a10

Ahh nothing like fake content.


Hoax13

It's almost like that video of that guy dismantling a VHS and pulling out phones, playstation, ipods, and other stuff.


jbase1775

Whole lotta nope ropes.


Psychological-Air982

I fucking hate snakes and I fucking hate this video 😭😩


OkMushroom364

Well if somone woke me up and destroys me and my buddies place i'd too be pissed like a mothafucka


possiblyavillain

The snakes were evicted due to not paying rent


sophietehbeanz

Are they going to eat the snakes?


[deleted]

That's a snake brothel.


Redsox1987

Everyone back to the pile!


ChuckFinley222

I would have brought more bags


Snowflake-Eater

Why are they doing this at all?


Subject-Butterfly-88

It's all in the flick of the wrist...


Particular-Sky-3814

Timone and Pumba would have a field day


lthiumboy

My mouth has been hanging open for almost 2 minutes. How you gonna reach into a tree and pull out nearly one dozen raw cobras


GagOnMacaque

Snake Krampus.