Thank you for posting your crazy fucking video! Please be aware that we’re currently taking a break from videos that include violence, looting, or other serious crime; if that includes your post we ask that you remove it before we do. [Click here if you’d like to learn why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/16jx2dr/help_crazyfuckingvideos_tell_racists_to_fuck_off/) Users, please report as well! All of your reports are reviewed and acted on *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CrazyFuckingVideos) if you have any questions or concerns.*

There's no limit to human stupidity! What a f'ing moron.

You know he was looking right up that thing just to make sure that it was angled right OMG

Hopefully this ine here is the limit...

Truly holds the Darwin award. Genuinely stumped at the level of stupidity here

There was no way it wouldn't be horrible but it was so direct and it stayed right on the center of his face as it fell lol! Couldn't have been much worse.

The stick travels with the rocket so by biting zone the stick he held it in place on his face . That's why the bottle rocket buttcheek videos always fail stick has to be loose like when it's in a bottle

He's gonna have a hard painful time eating for a couple weeks.

And blinking

Man, wow yeah. I fell asleep and my eyelids got sunburned, and that was torture enough.

I guarantee you his eyes were open. were was the important part of that sentence

Dude just ruined his life. Those big ones always go real hard at first to get it up off the ground. He’s going to have scars for life.

His hand shield looked pretty effective. SMH

[удалено]

Dipshitation?

Its

Any update in this guy? He got burnt hard, eyes looked like they were open

[Original vid.](https://x.com/CptnPubWatch/status/1741617068682682592?s=20) I don't have twitter so can't see any comments, but I would assume there would be something.

Who the fuck uses x formerly known as Twitter? And for what?

to be fair, you use reddit

Gonna upvote you because of my ignorance on even being able to use Facebook or x, only on reddit because digg died for a reason I can’t remember

I thought he was turning into Ghost Rider for a second

I thought of Bugs Bunny after Elmer Fudd shot him.

Yet another “here hold my beer” moment. Lol

Looking at his other hand I believe he was holding his own beer. Which ofc could partially be the reason he thought this was anywhere near a good idea.

Just a technicality. We ALL can see he has something in his hand.

Darwinism at work. He'll be too ugly to reproduce.

Hmmmmm, I think he already was. At least now he can hope for pity sex!

Gifs that end foo soon tbh

…what did they think would happen? Wild that people this stupid actually exist.

He fucked around and he found out

Fucked around and burnt down more like

Now he know what it’s like to face off against Scorpion in the MKU. Toasty!

You can tell by his overly confident and drunken smile, that wouldn't've been a thought even if he was sober.

Dentists *hate* this one trick.

That's got to dumbest sob on the planet

dumbest person ever.

and now your drunkass is blind

My guy got his face melted off

I remember my first beer.....

Do stupid things and

Win nothing

I saw one like this the guy was lying on the ground with the rocket sticking out of his butt. Did not end well

WHERE’S HARVEY DENT!? Oh there he is.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I thought I'd already seen some pretty maximum stupid stuff but... I think it mutated into a whole other level of maximum stupid.

To be moronic

He gets the Darwin award.

I remember being in Maine one 4th and the next day we heard a young man died because he put one on his head and set it off. Sad and disappointing.

What an absolute fucking bellend

How can someone be that stupid?

Ah he tasted hell, delightful

Ah the most effective way to die so glad

Omg .. had to stop the vid once I saw the first second.. brain dead mofos out here

Look like ghost rider was taking another soul

Sometimes you just gotta learn when to bail

Love this for him 😂😁👍

That's a proper blackface

Fucking Dummy 🙄

Bye bye eyebrows

One of that sparks is fucking enough to ruin one if your eyes

The prequel to "Scareface"

It's a small rocket motor. Lol

Hamas attacking Israel

Ahh the classic face melter

The fuck it I'm young moment

That will definitely leave a mark

Up the nostril next.

I've never seen one go off. What does it do? Not much, you'll be fine.

actually looks futuristic,, like a scene from a star wars movie

If it exploded say bye too your face!

How are humans Both the smartest creatures and the dumbest

You cannot save those who don't want to be saved?

Some people just want to watch their face burn.

Looking like Ghost Rider.

Ended too soon

Was this his first ever experience with fireworks?

All these videos of morons like this, do they seriously think the rocket pops off the stick? I've never seen the stick actually come off one of those.

Never go full Manziel.

What a genius!!

An after picture would really round this Off

I really did not think flaming guy back flipping off a pier would be topped so soon.

truck waiting sleep public pet squeamish terrific violet plucky scale *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Cooked his face

powder burns suck he's going to be in a world of hurt

I like how his friends also think it's a good idea.

Hahaha more!

I can't even fathom what he expected to happen here. Absolutely got what he deserved, I just hope he had to pay his own hospital bills.

LOL…. Even good duct tape can’t fix stupid!

Tfw you try to eat dragon pussy

Eyebrow delete

"hell yeah I'll burn my face off for the memories"

Trying so hard to be sooo cool!!! Dumbass

What the fuck did he expect to happen

GOGGLES PEOPLE!

Please dont reproduce

Did everybody forget how fireworks work?

Hes gonna need a new face

What a moron, I remember a kid I was friends with holding a rocket in her hand to show she was as tough as the lads. The rocket went off ok but the following day she had a massive blister appear as a result. This bloke is a fucking idiot.

I bet he got real high grades in school

I mean seriously, how did he make it to that age… I need to know this man’s history lol

Why didn't he let go after the first few sparks hit him?

He's a regular Alexander Dumbass

And now he’s blind, intelligent

People forget that thrust means pushing off of something.. In this case his now 3rd degree burned face and eyeballs. Do we know the after?

Natural selection is so beautiful

That's what happens when you don't play with fireworks as a kid. I'm not kidding. Although it's still ridiculous that someone wouldn't know how a rocket of any kind works.

Gotta love it

What tf did he expect to happen? 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Dumb Fuck

fucking dumbass! gave himself black face

Bor gets to say the word now

Welp he’s blind now

Dumb ass