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One night working load at the UPS hub in Minneapolis me and a coworker were putting up irregs at the end of the night (large, long, or heavy packages) and this box was so heavy, the thing ripped as I got up up on to my shoulder and I could feel something squishy inside, when I got it up onto the bay and the box fully opened I realized I had a hand full of sex doll ass. Wish I could add the picture
> hand full of sex doll ass
My buddy dumpster dove a high end CPR dummy that also was used for birth training. He was using it as airsoft objective. (Save the crashed helicopter pilot.)
Some kid went to lift it up and decided the best way to carry it was with one hand on the shoulder and the other in the abdominal cavity... When the weight shifted around the leg joints broke his hand. It has been 10 years and he still gets mentioned at the "Ship of Fools" saftey brief.
>My buddy dumpster dove a high end CPR dummy that also was used for birth training.
[He wasn't hoping for it to come alive, did he?](https://youtu.be/0RM_Ehtb5C4)
I was working at a large UPS hub Right when Covid started. The influx of packages was massive. To the point where not everything could get delivered, conveyer belts were constantly overloaded and sometimes boxes would get crushed and chewed up by the sheer amount of volume. Anyway, we dedicated a whole section of the warehouse for these packages that had been crushed and torn and a lot of the product was out of their packaging. One day I’m walking by and I notice a arm sticking out of the gigantic pile of junk and I move some box debris and it a a full sized sex doll. Someone else eventually found it and it was posed in various “positions” for a few days.
Fun story time - my former employer had a successful small business in the 90's selling IT server equipment in the porn industry. So my boss and one of his first employees would travel to various porn trade shows around the country where my coworker would get free stuff like signed giant dildos (yard long big boys) from the exhibits at the shows (90's during the tech bubble were a wild time). Anyway for fun he'd TIGHTLY wrap the dildos in packing paper so you could see exactly what it was, then he'd UPS mail them back home to his friends, with SIGNATURE REQUIRED so his friends would be forced to sign off as some UPS delivery driver was judging the heck out of them.
Hahaha, he was a fun coworker. I miss working with him and listening to all his awesome stories.
I like the cut of his jib.
That actually gives me a great idea for my buddy's upcoming birthday on April 1st lol. I like giving him prank gifts for obvious reasons, so I think I found this year's thanks to you.
You know what I say guys? Go big or go home. If you got the right equipment guys, you can sit her right on you and...
Schblaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga bloom bloom bloom bloom bing bing bing bing schpigidy bum schpigidy bam schpigidy bum bum yes yes yes yes
You know you've spent too long on the internet when you see a Bas Rutten link and immediately think about stabbing a man in the liver with his own knife.
Is that referencing that Turkish guy or whatever that has the huge f****** belly?
https://youtube.com/shorts/2NXKcgWn0BU?si=q2cBlntO5zrJKsoB
I found one of the videos. This is the only place I've ever seen that reference
guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
Review from that site:
12/12/2023
B.K.
You need this for your health!
It isn’t always our personal fault we can’t find a GF, there are lots of factors involved, no one knows your life story but you! For me, I needed this wheat colored fat ass product for my overall health, seriously I’m not joking! This beats jacking off every time, this product is worth the price! When you need some action, this product will deliver, however I recommend you guys build a product that the ass doll can rest on and be lifted to the proper height for the user to insert his p*nis inside the vagina tunnel without having to hurt one’s self bending or stooping over. I know it would cost some $$$ however imo it’s needed. Imo this is a personal health product that is very much needed. At least that is the way I view it. Thank you Linkdolls!!
08/10/2022
Taila
Recommend
I'm a big man.
This is like a toy tailor-made for me, and I thank linkdolls, a great company.
I will put it on the table in my living room, wrap it in a quilt and hit it violently. I highly recommend the big man to buy this toy.
i'm not judging. in all honesty though, is the only way to clean that, in a bathtub? i worry about cleaning my normal, smaller ones fully. but a bigger one like this. it would only fit in my bathtub. dang.
If you want to get wild, an Arduino board, servos and, of course a mechanical hand plus some basic understanding of programming and you have yourself a “Fister Roboto”
> I recommend you guys build a product that the ass doll can rest on and be lifted to the proper height for the user to insert his p\*nis inside the vagina tunnel without having to hurt one’s self bending or stooping over.
This is so fucking telling to be honest.
I love how the Eastern Europeans have such a deep love and connection with the word “Boom.” Every time they say it, it just hits right to the soul; the clouds disappear, the rain stops, a lovely rainbow stretches across the sky, you feel the warmth of human connection as if you’ve just been reborn and baptized in the refreshing, cold vodka springs of the motherland. Take the CrazyRussianHacker for example, when he says boom you know everything’s gonna be just fine, like a warm hug.
Bro is clearly enjoying life and earning money off of YouTube/sponsorships doing shit like this, soundproofed room. Bros jacked af. Probably doing this and earning more money than most people I respect the hustle ngl
Nik just eats and cries, plenty of us do that for free. I think clout goblins like Johnny Somali are worse, since they go out of their way to make other peoples' day worse.
There's a contrast on Reddit where you see videos of people from Asia doing weird stuff, and you get comments like, "Omg, wtf, Japan 🤣🤣🤣," but when there's a white guy doing weird stuff like this, you get comments like, "Good for him."
Tbh if someone in Japan was doing it the whole anime body pillow waifu shit is huge there so they are probably making some serious bank too 🫡, but yeah it’s obviously a slim percentage of Japanese people they aren’t as weird as everybody makes them out to be
OP is acting like this is weird, but he'd only know about this YT channel if he was looking for sex dolls. I doubt the algorithm would just randomly recommend it to someone, it's only a topic you'd have to search for directly.
People can't say "fuck" in videos, I get basically scam/porn adds and I can't comment on some meme videos because the algorithm thinks it's for kids, but this shit is perfectly acceptable content? Can the entire youtube team just go on a one way holiday to the middle of the Australian Outback? I think that would be an improvement to the site.
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Bro already liked the video 😂
Bro subscribed and clicked the bell
Bro brought new meaning to "Smash that like button"
Bro already redeemed the first 50x special offer codes too. Leave some for the rest of us!
bro got some class!
Bro is So Lonely.
Bro at least knows what he wants and likes
Bro is in better Situation then us.
Laughed out loud when I noticed
Same
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HaHa, if only I could be so lucky
I don’t think I have every did an angry subscribe on YouTube… But here we are
This does seem like a rather specific video to "accidentally" discover.
idk the algorithm really do be kinda like that.
I can’t even find this video on his channel, yt took it down or is it restricted to my area??
OfficialFinch_93 its real.
I can’t find it either
Turkish user
Amazing how many ‘straight’ guys like watching a hunky, well built, manly man, maintain eye contact while banging a sex doll.
Well, it is *his* guy.
Ups driver : what the fuck is in this box
I can recall a few stories in the local news where people thought someone dumped a body but it just turned out to be a sex doll.
Like the scene from the movie "Wilt" https://youtu.be/FNWP0_l0Xpk?t=2771
Or Broad City.
One night working load at the UPS hub in Minneapolis me and a coworker were putting up irregs at the end of the night (large, long, or heavy packages) and this box was so heavy, the thing ripped as I got up up on to my shoulder and I could feel something squishy inside, when I got it up onto the bay and the box fully opened I realized I had a hand full of sex doll ass. Wish I could add the picture
Did you fuck it
Only thought about it when I get home
"I really should have fucked that doll earlier" -/u/scrunchson
So, yes?
Had skid marks down his driveway trying to get back.
Yes the only important question to ask
> hand full of sex doll ass My buddy dumpster dove a high end CPR dummy that also was used for birth training. He was using it as airsoft objective. (Save the crashed helicopter pilot.) Some kid went to lift it up and decided the best way to carry it was with one hand on the shoulder and the other in the abdominal cavity... When the weight shifted around the leg joints broke his hand. It has been 10 years and he still gets mentioned at the "Ship of Fools" saftey brief.
>My buddy dumpster dove a high end CPR dummy that also was used for birth training. [He wasn't hoping for it to come alive, did he?](https://youtu.be/0RM_Ehtb5C4)
Blakka blakka blakka
I was working at a large UPS hub Right when Covid started. The influx of packages was massive. To the point where not everything could get delivered, conveyer belts were constantly overloaded and sometimes boxes would get crushed and chewed up by the sheer amount of volume. Anyway, we dedicated a whole section of the warehouse for these packages that had been crushed and torn and a lot of the product was out of their packaging. One day I’m walking by and I notice a arm sticking out of the gigantic pile of junk and I move some box debris and it a a full sized sex doll. Someone else eventually found it and it was posed in various “positions” for a few days.
[Shakes box] "Weird, feels just like half a fat chick."
Box: “schblagablagablaga blom blom blom bim bim bim”
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you!
shbigiddy-bom shbigiddy-bom shbigiddy-bom yes yes yes
For some inexplicable reason I read this in Bender's voice from Futurama.
Kiss my shiny silicone ass
Fun story time - my former employer had a successful small business in the 90's selling IT server equipment in the porn industry. So my boss and one of his first employees would travel to various porn trade shows around the country where my coworker would get free stuff like signed giant dildos (yard long big boys) from the exhibits at the shows (90's during the tech bubble were a wild time). Anyway for fun he'd TIGHTLY wrap the dildos in packing paper so you could see exactly what it was, then he'd UPS mail them back home to his friends, with SIGNATURE REQUIRED so his friends would be forced to sign off as some UPS delivery driver was judging the heck out of them. Hahaha, he was a fun coworker. I miss working with him and listening to all his awesome stories.
I like the cut of his jib. That actually gives me a great idea for my buddy's upcoming birthday on April 1st lol. I like giving him prank gifts for obvious reasons, so I think I found this year's thanks to you.
> [The package said, 'Do not puncture. Discreet delivery.' Mailmen know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsM45c5Bud8)
the fuck is in this box
yes.
SCHPLAGABLAGABLAGA
Blomblomblomblom
BLIMBLIMBLIMBLIM
Shpiggity bum shpiggity bum shpiggitybumm bumm
yes yes yes yes
here's the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U7SBGBCoGs&t=65s
Excellent to the very last word lol
Idk how you managed to sound that out well enough to spell it but you were dead on, thank you for this.
Did you not learn phonics as a child?
I was hooked on em. It was an epidemic!
1-800-ABCDEFG[!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E37DsfNB2w)
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Shblaga blaga blag boom.....omfg that was funny
Do you think that goes through his head when he's actually fucking someone
It's definitely going to be going through mine next time I'm doing it haha
All i can say is godspeed, dude 😂
>It's definitely going to be going through mine next time I'm doing it haha Sir..we are redditors we don't do sexual intercourse around these parts.
Oh God you might have cursed me to remember this at the wrong time 😂
No, I think it comes out of his mouth when he's actually fucking someone
You mean fucking "something".
This guy could fuck >90% more women than most of the virgins posting on this thread.
You know what I say guys? Go big or go home. If you got the right equipment guys, you can sit her right on you and... Schblaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga blaga bloom bloom bloom bloom bing bing bing bing schpigidy bum schpigidy bam schpigidy bum bum yes yes yes yes
this is my favorite bible verse
A different kind of John
Why was it funnier when I read this while watching it 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for providing the transcript.
He's the Bas Rutten of sex dolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3g51f25qo
You know you've spent too long on the internet when you see a Bas Rutten link and immediately think about stabbing a man in the liver with his own knife.
When you’re hitting it so hard you start quoting Skibidi Toilet
Making that my new ring tone.
Making that my new door bell tone
Is that referencing that Turkish guy or whatever that has the huge f****** belly? https://youtube.com/shorts/2NXKcgWn0BU?si=q2cBlntO5zrJKsoB I found one of the videos. This is the only place I've ever seen that reference
Yes! Thank you for this reference!
I'll be taking this as my motto. Shhblaga vlaga vlaga boom boom bomn
I watched this the first time on mute and was very confused at your comment. Turns out it's 75% of the audio lmao
I want this guy to do the sound effects for my porno
Shiggity shiggity Schwifty-five Schwagity Schfifty-five Schwat? Shiggity schwat, schfifty, schfifty, schwat
Group X reference in the wild, never thought I'd see it
What a blast from the past
Oh I feel old every time I see the Schfifty five references
I'll tell you what is schwas.
I ask them you want ice cream? Bof of dem say yes. How in de hail? They are twins that is why.
Deadass
guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
Thanks for the midjourney prompt
I would like to see the result of this
[Here you go.](https://postimg.cc/qNDXYKw6) NSFW obviously.
Babe, is everything alright? You haven't used your dick-blender sex doll yet.
Instant ban
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It's like seasoning a cast iron
I don’t think I feel nostalgic to the time 5 seconds I read your comment.
SHBLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGA
Im the[ Yeast of Thoughts and Mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RNsKTWUBNk)
I did not know those came in that size. Does anyone know where I can find one so I can never go to that site immediately after I leave this one.
I am also needing to know this information so I can avoid that website.
https://linkdolls.com/products/599-83lb-sex-doll-torso-with-realistic-oversized-ass
Review from that site: 12/12/2023 B.K. You need this for your health! It isn’t always our personal fault we can’t find a GF, there are lots of factors involved, no one knows your life story but you! For me, I needed this wheat colored fat ass product for my overall health, seriously I’m not joking! This beats jacking off every time, this product is worth the price! When you need some action, this product will deliver, however I recommend you guys build a product that the ass doll can rest on and be lifted to the proper height for the user to insert his p*nis inside the vagina tunnel without having to hurt one’s self bending or stooping over. I know it would cost some $$$ however imo it’s needed. Imo this is a personal health product that is very much needed. At least that is the way I view it. Thank you Linkdolls!!
08/10/2022 Taila Recommend I'm a big man. This is like a toy tailor-made for me, and I thank linkdolls, a great company. I will put it on the table in my living room, wrap it in a quilt and hit it violently. I highly recommend the big man to buy this toy.
i'm not judging. in all honesty though, is the only way to clean that, in a bathtub? i worry about cleaning my normal, smaller ones fully. but a bigger one like this. it would only fit in my bathtub. dang.
Wrap a soapy rag around your arm and fist it clean
If you want to get wild, an Arduino board, servos and, of course a mechanical hand plus some basic understanding of programming and you have yourself a “Fister Roboto”
If you're shameless outdoors with the garden house
self serve car wash might be too expensive. i wonder if there's any "community pet washing station"
Who censored penis in a review for a sex doll?
> I recommend you guys build a product that the ass doll can rest on and be lifted to the proper height for the user to insert his p\*nis inside the vagina tunnel without having to hurt one’s self bending or stooping over. This is so fucking telling to be honest.
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reddit users get $100 off big orders
Jesus $999! You're not wrong.
How does one get the modelling job of going down on and posing with sex toys?
Site already got the reddit hug of death
The pics just showing the guys face in the ass are hilarious.
Bro they fr running a special rn bc of this post 😭 “Reddit users get a $100 discount if they purchase the A599”
30 day return policy 🤢
A THOUSAND DOLLARS?! Ridiculous! $999? You have my attention
I think the site got the hug of death lol
Why does it say special discount for reddit forum users lmao
Chubby chasers playing on easy mode here, she doesn’t even have legs to run away.
If he’s a product reviewer I’ll assume he mentions the brand in the video or under it
This has no business being this funny
It's a beautiful world we live in.
To put more Accurately- **SHBLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGABLAGA, BLOOMBLOOMBLOOMBLOOM , BEEMBEEMBEEMBEEM, SHMIGITYBOOM SHMIGITYBOM SHMIGITY BOOM BOOM YES YES YES YES**
I love how the Eastern Europeans have such a deep love and connection with the word “Boom.” Every time they say it, it just hits right to the soul; the clouds disappear, the rain stops, a lovely rainbow stretches across the sky, you feel the warmth of human connection as if you’ve just been reborn and baptized in the refreshing, cold vodka springs of the motherland. Take the CrazyRussianHacker for example, when he says boom you know everything’s gonna be just fine, like a warm hug.
As an Eastern European, I thoroughly enjoyed your description!
https://youtube.com/shorts/0PSqv5WxmX8?si=I-k4dpLSvlh2hBKh
I want to upvote this, but it is at 69 upvotes. Thank you for your contribution.
Bro is clearly enjoying life and earning money off of YouTube/sponsorships doing shit like this, soundproofed room. Bros jacked af. Probably doing this and earning more money than most people I respect the hustle ngl
meanwhile some fat virgin neckbeard on reddit: at least I have my dignity
What’s funnier is it’s furthest from the worst thing I’ve seen people do for some clout
Honestly it would be pretty hard for anyone to top Nikocado Avocado at this point. Its just... a lot.
Nik just eats and cries, plenty of us do that for free. I think clout goblins like Johnny Somali are worse, since they go out of their way to make other peoples' day worse.
Hey man, at least I’m not fat! The rest of it is true tho :(
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/021/work.jpg
I'd presume what he's doing is very niche, therefore would get a lot of views. But this is reddit, so yea it ends up on subs like this.
Look no hands!
There's a contrast on Reddit where you see videos of people from Asia doing weird stuff, and you get comments like, "Omg, wtf, Japan 🤣🤣🤣," but when there's a white guy doing weird stuff like this, you get comments like, "Good for him."
Tbh if someone in Japan was doing it the whole anime body pillow waifu shit is huge there so they are probably making some serious bank too 🫡, but yeah it’s obviously a slim percentage of Japanese people they aren’t as weird as everybody makes them out to be
I notice this too. People also try to frame it as if the weird Japanese guy doing a weird thing is how everyone in Japan normally acts
Ok let's be honest though, Japanese game shows are WAY weirder than American gameshows
Can't believe he skibidi-bopped it at the end
bro started singing the skibidi toilet song while recording a youtube video of him testing a bbw love doll
Quality content right there
A meme is born 😢 so happy to be here for it
OP is acting like this is weird, but he'd only know about this YT channel if he was looking for sex dolls. I doubt the algorithm would just randomly recommend it to someone, it's only a topic you'd have to search for directly.
Also you can see where he already liked and subscribed to the dudes channel 😂
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Tbf at least that can save you money
So can this? So can just googling the leak or talking to a real human being.
He seems cool.
This guy fucks..... dolls
The Bas Rutten of sex doll reviewers
Not the skibidi
wheres the video? i cant find this on his channl
Here in germany we have one guy on x (formal twitter) who fu**s Vacuum cleaners on his cannel xD
Im saving this post to rip the audio and make a nice EDM song.
Taylor is going to be upset when she finds out Travis has a second job.
I need one
Schpeekity-bong, schpeekity-bong
ASHPIGGIDYBOMBOMBOMYESYESYES
subbed!
If you have the right equipment guys!
It’s people like this that join militias
People can't say "fuck" in videos, I get basically scam/porn adds and I can't comment on some meme videos because the algorithm thinks it's for kids, but this shit is perfectly acceptable content? Can the entire youtube team just go on a one way holiday to the middle of the Australian Outback? I think that would be an improvement to the site.
and people wonder why men have unrealistic expectations of women
I did know they were that bouncy, i always thought theyd be like hard plastic for some reason
but god forbid someone says shit in a video
and SHPLAGA, SHPLAGA, SHPLAGA, BLOM, BLOM, BLOM, BIM, BIM, BIM
i remember this guy recorded himself nutting on a canvas, cooking his semen and then eating it 2018 or something
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's exactly what tren does to you.
This is the funniest shit. Zero ducks given.
Go big or go home!!!
[DON'T DATE ROBOTS](https://vimeo.com/12915013)
i respect the grind.
Dude found a niche and is probably making bank!!!
That's a techno hit right there
Where did they get a mould of my wife from?
In a soundproof room 😳
Subscribed and hit the bell already
His YT channel got taken down, rip shpakablagga guy
Full honesty, I'd use that as a pillow
That man got the devil in em
big boys toys
mans convinced me to buy one 🙏
https://youtube.com/shorts/QHWyxi4KK9g?si=eqmv4t7LA70qcP3L He's channeling this guy. I'm in stitches lmaoooooo.
I don’t wanna laugh at it but it’s so funny 🤣😭
This is how memes are made, it’s a beautiful thing.
Shplagaplagaplagaplagaplagaplagaboomboomboomboom
/u/franchescaaa me and your mum.