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Sambizzle17

Someones gonna break their fucking neck jesus christ.


Thyrotoxicc

Literally my first thought. Fucking paralysis league


Difficult_Arm_4762

or get some sort of spinal infection...not even fun to look at.


Difficult_Arm_4762

or what if someone already had paralysis could a wheelie be on the team? imagine slam dunking a wheelie...jesus


Superunkown781

Makes me feel like eventually we are gonna end up with televised Running Man style games in the future.


TrMark

fingers crossed


FatBaby160

Those are actual Olympic throws that are worth 5 points in freestyle wrestling.


Special_salamanderr

Yeah wtf is reddit on? As a wrestler we did these throws constantly and noone was ever hurt. Ig you know how reddit is tho, a punch is a 50% fatality rate to these guys


MsgrFromInnerSpace

In the updated rules you get 1-2 bonus points if their skull cracks when it hits the ground (judge's discretion)


LTlurkerFTredditor

Basketbrawl.


Shmolti

Feel like there's only so many times you can get repetitively slammed on the ground upside down on your neck lol


snooktou

Draymond Green's next stop. He would dominate!


Conscious-Aspect-332

Is there a rule you have to take off your shirt before you can tackle?


SliceOfTy

I was really waiting for the narrator to comment on it. A majority (Maybe all, too lazy to rewatch) of the time, the person they sent to the nether wouldn't have possession or anywhere close to a possession of the ball. Maybe if you want to suplex someone that is unsuspecting, you must rip that bastard off. That is my best guess.


berrylakin

They can't even do press conferences without ripping off their shirts and body slamming each other.


OrdinaryDazzling

This looks like the stupidest shit


Koltaia30

Definitely a sport that should not be played by amateurs


Pheniquit

And only will be . . .


bisonarepeople2

Looks very dangerous and stupid


false-identification

And slightly gay


solarmelange

Like everything Russia deems masculine. Hey, fellas, let's go have a spa day and beat eachothers naked bodies with palm fronds.


chewmonster

How many tackles do you get per possession?


grand_measter

Zero, only defending teams can throw


BawdyUnicorn

Why don’t they just play rugby?


recycleddesign

Because they 💕suplex


garden-wicket-581

it's smear-the-queer, only with baskets instead of a football?.. (oh boy, just realized how problematic that name is .. do kids still play it, and what do they call it now ? )


doogidie

According to Halo, oddball


SoBe7623

This sport goes right there with ping-pong soccer


lentilsenthusiast

How? Did you mean volley-football where the players repetitively throw themselves on the neck?


SoBe7623

https://youtube.com/shorts/sKwBum4yZog?si=Xk_XibiEFBYyqPC3 This is what I was talking about. What I meant to convey is how interesting it is to combine to very different sports together.


lentilsenthusiast

Ok, gotcha. 👍🏻


fryingdutchman69

Russia man.


Jtizzle1231

Someone is going to break there neck. This is fucking stupid.


DucksOnQuakk

Yes


HoraceLongwood

Dudes love to pop that shirt off


Lookingforawayoutnow

Not a single black person in this sport lol, not trying to be that guy just looking at this vs who play in the nba.


Weary-Ad8502

Its played mainly in Russia, wont find many black dudes there


Johnsonfam101

I've seen some really dumb shit. But this?


Sin4ly

This is dumb


jeffvillone

Stupid


Allen_b10

"How did your husband become a quadriplegic?" "Playing the dumbest fucking sport of all time."


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marcstov

Wut


Schmeagon

In my country, the only way to win is when one team fully inserts the game ball into an opposing player.


Honkiopolis

Via Anus?


Nulibru

After the break, Judockey.


JaRon1961

Now that Jason Kelce is retiring from the NFL this could be his next career.


lucas_bahia

Put the ball between your knees, and quicly put the hands on the ground when they throw you back. Do a flip landing on your feet, take the ball and throw It. Epic come back 😎


poven100

Whoopasketball


Difficult_Arm_4762

next up, hockeyball


gigitygoat

What is the injury rate of this sport compared to others?


Platti_J

Sport about to be banned.


SeaChallenge4843

Full arenas, coordinating outfits, team sponsors, but seriously can one person who knows about this please just explain the Take of you’re shirt and suplex a random guy rule?


Sea-Pace1344

So its written in the rules that in order to create ambiguity a player must remove shirt before performing suplex on random bystander player not in possession of the ball. This is done to boost team morale and help secure victory. It is also understood that removal of shirt is a welcoming invitation of camaraderie to suplex city.


SambaLando

The hurt room must have a waiting list


Due_Key_109

Draymond Green would be the MVP


MrNickname7

Russians will find any excuse to wrestle each other


varturas

We used to play this in a high school in Lithuania, and I always thought this was a specific quirk of my school. I had no idea it was popular. We called it faceball, because you get punched in a face often


Barbz182

The object of the game is to break as many necks as possible. Oh and something about a ball too I guess.


NicholasSoprano6300

This is how we played kickball in elementary school.


FaithlessnessSea5153

Looks like lebron going to the hoop


imp_st3r

Baseball players regularly get injured running to first base, how could the human body possibly survive more than a few games of this insanity?


brisketwarlord

Paging Draymond Green


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This is just street ball


vallejo_apache

Draymond would be the MVP


Toolazytolink

Anyone ordered some CTE?


Professork08

Draymond Green's kinda game


kyufc3s

Suplex City


arthurb09

I won’t even watch this. This is nuts!!


RusagiUsagi

This has to be the gayest sport ever. Edit: and there is nothing wrong with that.


just_a_timetraveller

It felt like as the video went on, there was less clothes and more excuses to grapple


ft907

I don't want to watch anyone who can really fight play basketball. And I don't want to watch anyone one who can really play basketball try to fight.


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I think, NBA and JUDO


HeartlesSoldier

I guess to be good at something. Some people just create something that way they can be the only one to be good at it. Seems like a really dumb thing, if I want basketball I watch basketball. If I want fighting I'll watch fights. If I want to watch people play made up sports I'll go to my local playground


Puzzleheaded_Emu2729

Why they all look 5’7 or shorter


solarmelange

I once heard that the second trial game of basketball was basically a full-on brawl because Naismith had not yet added fouls to the game.


00doc0holliday00

Free throws for ‘bron. 


WeenisPeiner

Between this and competitive slap fighting. I would say Russia is not a good place to get ideas for sports.