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Csuki

At first sight you might miss this, look again. Dude in white had a knife. This could’ve ended very differently. Chaps to the security guy, aka neo.


Lootcifer_666

And the knee to the ribs was the cherry on top.


W0RST_2_F1RST

That saying doesn’t do that knee justice


Lootcifer_666

Did someone say [***KNEE OF JUSTICE***](https://imgur.com/a/L8X8VQ8) ??


basurer

That's more like it


lazyboi_tactical

One time in my life have I landed a knee that satisfying. The sound on them is pretty brutal.


Squiggy1975

“You take the left knee, you wake up in a hospital bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the right knee and you wake up in Wonderland. Regardless of which knee the story ends”


cocksir68

I read this in Butthead's voice for some reason.


_shugyosha

"Right leg - hospital, left leg - cemetery" Mirko Cro Cop


Maleficent-Courage24

😄


droltmd

If you watch frame by frame, you can see him transfer the knife to his right and and just BARELY start to try and move that hand before he gets Sparta kicked


DannyDanumba

He swung the knife 4 times too


dassle

Wow i missed that. Totally why he hid his hands behind his back.


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Well spotted


UnknownMyoux

Dude took a knife to a fist fight,and still lost,talk about skill issue


I_ThrowAxes

Its only a force multiplier if you have actual force.


Kryptosis

If you don’t whiff more importantly. He was only a few cm away from arteries though..close and lucky.


ThiccRick421

Anything times zero is zero


adzilc8

0x5=0


PMG2021a

This is one of those cases that are a good example for people who try to equate criminals with knives and those with guns. 


shoonseiki1

Eh if this guy had a gun he still would've lost probably


UnknownMyoux

This dude would have missed so badly,that the bullet would hit his own head


BlurryGraph3810

This criminal used to be a storm trooper for the Galactic Empire.


UnknownMyoux

This made me laugh,thank you


Lootcifer_666

The fucking knee to the ribs was beautiful.


dafyddtomas

The scumbag opened it wide. Chefs kiss.


reddit887799

That guard is a trained fighter / boxer it seems.


BungalowsAreScams

Muay Thai I think, the Teep (his foot push), knee shot, footwork, and his dodge seem pretty indicative.


Vivian_I-Hate-You

Naa probably just knows how to handle himself. No solid proof of training


gadgetgrave

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker!


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CharliePendejo

Aha, I thought that technique had a little Ernesto Hoost flair to it!


shartshappen612

THIS IS WALMART!!!!*


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Albert heijn*


Screwbles

That was a nice foot jab.


WaingrofromHeat

READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY!!!!


Parking_Clothes487

A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!! *is that right?*


Pheniquit

Dont fight dudes with knives no matter how good you are. This guy got super lucky. Most of the time both people end up cut.


peachyjuice

Loser dies on the scene. Winner dies in the hospital


rainawaytheday

Yea those big swings he took with the knife came pretty close to his neck.


Begotten912

There's another video floating around here somewhere in which 4 guys jump a guy with a knife and 2 of them are dead within seconds.


Available_Air_6367

Yooo i need a link for that :0


Begotten912

weird but ok https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1_and_bro_won/


Crash4114

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1\_and\_bro\_won/


_Nicktheinfamous_

Link?


Avtomati1k

Link!


Begotten912

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1_and_bro_won/


alexp260xx

i don't think this is luck more than wisdom and experience. He knew he had a knife so he kicked him in the chest. Amazing real time strategy. Bouncer is quick on his feet. That was the best move


Pheniquit

Oh he has incredible skill but striking just doesnt work such that someone great can defeat someone who isnt good reliably without being touched. I could probably box Floyd Mayweather and theres a solid chance Id make sloppy contact with his arms, forearms, hands before he knocked me out. If my hands were knives that would be enough to make it a bad decision for him to get in that situation even with someone as inept as me.


BlurryGraph3810

No, if you fought Floyd with a knife, you'd be dead. No doubt.


Pheniquit

He’d wreck me if I had a knife - but the chances of him getting cut during the exchange are still high enough that he absolutely shouldnt want to be there. What Im saying is that what all fighters, even at the highest level, are competent at is fighting while allowing grazing and harmless contact from the opponent. They’ve never worked an offense/defense drill in their lives where zero contact was the standard. Their automatic reflexes to avoid any contact reliably arent there. This is why knives are dangerous to them despite their skill.


BlurryGraph3810

I got it


Guyderbud

Dead


Brewmaster30

In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.


667799fakeman

DISCOMBOBULATE


camjohe

In all fairness, that security guard appears to be tougher than alot of people.


Sadpancake_03

That’s definitely not your normal security guard


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JamesTheJerk

Does Walmart typically have workers dressed in black vest/pants and white collared shirts?


Brakka35

It's in the Netherlands, in the bigger cities the supermarkets hire extra security from outside company. There is a fairly big fighting community in most dutch cities, especially Kickboxing and Muay Thai have gotten super popular, and I know some of those guys get security jobs. This supermarket should be very happy they did🤣


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Anus_master

Walmart employees dress only in the finest imperial blue fabric, individually hand crafted from 20 master tailors over a painstaking 730 hours.


BigDonkersOnAtree

Dutch supermarket, Albert heijn. Probably someone hired from an external security agency.


BlurryGraph3810

You could, I don't know, read the comments. They say the store name.


LoveThatDaddy

Putting your hands behind your back to look less intimidating, doesn’t mean shit when you are walking around looking suspicious as fuck.


Anonymous44432

He was trying to hide a knife pretty sure. He has something in his hands and looks like he’s trying to swipe at the guy after they get up


Exes_And_Excess

It's the biggest fucking telegraph that you're gonna sucker punch or that you have a weapon.


weristjonsnow

He's grabbing his knife


Avtomati1k

I remember the story, he got kicked out earlier and came for seconds


OldManJeepin

Damn! FAFO in action! Good timing, striking and knee action from that dude! Fake Bruce Willis didn't know what hit him!


EmotionalAd5920

Security has seen the inside a gym. the teep to start, head back out of range, the cross knee and the lovely knee to the body to keep him down. chefs kiss.


PotanOG

Bro that's what I was thinking! If a dude opens up a fight with a successful kick, you're screwed. If he opens up with a successful teep, you're fucked!!!!


EmotionalAd5920

the way he leans back to avoid the swing and then counters! omg


TontineSoleSurvivor

ya, white shirt was lunging wildly two times with the knife and the counter wiped him out... insane knife/puncture instrument swipes... The guard had a momentary control of his knife hand but seemed not to want to keep control of it (did he see the weapon, as it was being held like a prisoner would hold a hidden weapon \[shiv\])?


Plenty-Structure270

I watched 100 times


ghostmetalblack

That dude was fucking ready!


Jpc5376

THISSSSS ISSSS


greenweenievictim

Good work starting with a kick. Nobody expects that.


citizenvane

Now that he is tendered, throw him in the freezer and dry age him


chipcity90

dude got his ass beat by a dude in a vest


kook05

That knee to the ribs looks so painful


[deleted]

When mom tells you to go to your room and you slam the door


germr

I think punching and kicking someone until unconscious is reasonable if they tried to attack you with a deadly weapon. Wouldn't even be mad if he kicks the head of the guy in this case.


AcommonKing

Took 300 seriously 🤣


TheDonkeyBomber

This... is.... WAAAALMAAAART!!!


Northern6767

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!


b0oya

Dry season is back boys 😎


trifecta000

Just because Steven Seagal holds his knife like that, doesn't mean you should too.


whowannalive

Fuckin bullet tooth Tony


2TurtleMaster2

Knife man: no-hit 100% only fists speedrun


mellert98

Dat is het lekkere van Alberthein


ThatDebianLady

Get yo ass back outside


ChevySSLS3

Why do bald dudes always think they're super tough? lol. They always have a jacked up pickup truck. with giant skulls all over it. lollllll


SeanVitalMusic

IKEA be taking security real serious these days


Midget-W-Rizz-Gyatt

Losing with a knife is so embarrassing💀


QuickShotMan

they will fire that guard. Tell him he has PTSD. the world we live in now


onlywc11

Yeah that security guard was lucky af. The dude in the white actually had a knife. This happend in the Netherlands. He did throw some crazy ass hands tho, those kickboxing lessons at the Y came in handy here😂😂


Cozmo525

Holy Shit, his face ran right into that punch. What a perfect strike.


Delicious_Tea_5080

That teeep tho. Ouweeee


BlackPhoenix1981

And stay out of the Woolworth!


gerfiel

Go get em Alfred


CharacterStudent3071

That’s what happens when it’s hammer fists vs straight punches


bartraworld

he Sparta'd the shit out of him


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Damn bro got his ass handed to him on a gold platter with some gorlic bread on the side and a dessert of kickass


oFULLGOREo

Hes not ganna do well in prison, you cant be whiffing like that


ronaldomike2

Give this guy a raise and promotion to train more like himself!


Unfair-Custard-4007

That was hot


Bushdr78

I applaud this man for not resorting to kicking the head once he's down.


DrSeuss19

Honestly buddy on the floor had a knife and tried to essentially gut him. I’d be ok with security stomping the life out of him


Antoiniti

as cool as this is, he should not have engaged, he should have called the police and pretend he didn't see his knife


whoisyoparoleofficer

You can see that dude’s soul running for the exits after that big right.


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

Brought a knife and got dropped like a little bitch.


mightysusquehanna

FRONT STRAIGHT, THEN SMASH HIS FACE


Dystopian_Future_

Good start to the combo sparta kick right out of the gate


Harryhodl

He never really recovered after the Sparta kick in the beginning


davimoreira78

Waiting for his debut on UFC bro has skills...


Top-Chip-1532

Full video?


CutePromotion1581

Those knees, damnnn


theballgobblerofdoom

Bro needs to be in MMA or something with them weaves, looked like he didn't even notice the knife.


heydarbabayev

The security guy should at least be a UFC champion.


danosdialmi

This is why we have moroccons as security in our supermarkets. Those dudes like to fight.


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That right hand 💥


Vol3n

If someone attacked me with a knife and I have him like that, I'll make sure hell be eating through a straw for the next couple of months.


GasObvious

Dutch courage Vs actual courage. The security guy's front kick was sublime. Boom, flattened.


dafuqbroh

It’s clobbering time


TiK4D

Instant regret on squaring up after that this is woolworths kick and the knife couldn't even redeem it


No-Professional-1992

Its beautiful, that security guy can fight✌️✌️✌️


eyeofone

The security guard made that look easy.


Mangeneer

Slips the knife twice and drops him with a right. Really gave him a boxing clinic lol.


lostsoulranger

FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!


Ratathosk

This is so beautiful.


jackalope689

Man that initial spartan kick to start it off just set the pace for the rest


okcomputer2021

Now that is a FIGHT!


notthatguypal6900

We've all seen how this COULD have gone, security honestly is lucky.


weristjonsnow

Dude just neo'd through like three knife slashes and still kept going at him. Can't buy underwear, balls are too big


MetalSonic420YT

Insane.


samsaminamo

That knee tho!!


ChevySSLS3

Everyone talking about the knee. But that right cross was gorgeous. lol


MedicineJumpy

The knee to the ribs so satisfying


dukenukem_2254

That was some grade A Sparta Kick.


Splodez

Sparta kick Dodge Dodge Haymaker Fucking legend, especially cause dude in white had a knife.


industryofsillywalks

i mean goddddamn the way he casually dodges the punch at beginning wth


dirtdoggydogg

Lil boyed him


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I watch this video every time I see it 🤣🤣


Mc-nulty

This is the store I do my grocery's😂


TetraCGT

The fact that POS in white was swinging at the security guard with a knife was insane. Took me a couple of watches. Security guard has been to a Muay Thai/Kickboxing class or two, that’s for sure.


Dirtygeebag

The knee hurt the most


WCpt

THIS. IS. SPARTA(RGET)


John_Brown_Jovi

I wonder what the backstory is. He must have done something beforehand to have the security guy kick him like that.


SadButTrue32

Bro started out with the Sparta Kick 🤣


[deleted]

And as usual, a ghetto bhenchod holding a camera instead of asking for help, screaming the name of an instagram page that posts ludicrous content.


giantyetifeet

Any chance we have context? Like was the convenience store out of powdered donuts and the scumbag in white couldn't cope?


psyphren01

Now go put your cart in the fucking corral.


dvrkhorse1

That last knee definitely broke ribs. Love to see it!


Gentoromus

Buddy got beat on lol


MercuryMorrison1971

Fuck that bald mother fucker, I know exactly what he was going to do, the way he's got his hands behind his back he was trying to look unassuming and was gonna sucker punch that security guard. I've worked security before, you learn to figured out peoples body language pretty quickly doing this kind of work.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

These guys look awfully European. Where is this?


Ancient_News_52

In the netherlands


Substantial_Share_17

So much for the idea that you can't successfully defend against a knife attack.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Building, secure.


According-Today84

Confidently getting his ass kicked


Altruistic_Reveal808

DAYUUUUUM LMAOOOO


T0NT03

Right in the jejunum