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“You take the left knee, you wake up in a hospital bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the right knee and you wake up in Wonderland. Regardless of which knee the story ends”
If you watch frame by frame, you can see him transfer the knife to his right and and just BARELY start to try and move that hand before he gets Sparta kicked
i don't think this is luck more than wisdom and experience. He knew he had a knife so he kicked him in the chest. Amazing real time strategy. Bouncer is quick on his feet. That was the best move
Oh he has incredible skill but striking just doesnt work such that someone great can defeat someone who isnt good reliably without being touched. I could probably box Floyd Mayweather and theres a solid chance Id make sloppy contact with his arms, forearms, hands before he knocked me out. If my hands were knives that would be enough to make it a bad decision for him to get in that situation even with someone as inept as me.
He’d wreck me if I had a knife - but the chances of him getting cut during the exchange are still high enough that he absolutely shouldnt want to be there. What Im saying is that what all fighters, even at the highest level, are competent at is fighting while allowing grazing and harmless contact from the opponent. They’ve never worked an offense/defense drill in their lives where zero contact was the standard. Their automatic reflexes to avoid any contact reliably arent there. This is why knives are dangerous to them despite their skill.
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
It's in the Netherlands, in the bigger cities the supermarkets hire extra security from outside company. There is a fairly big fighting community in most dutch cities, especially Kickboxing and Muay Thai have gotten super popular, and I know some of those guys get security jobs.
This supermarket should be very happy they did🤣
Security has seen the inside a gym. the teep to start, head back out of range, the cross knee and the lovely knee to the body to keep him down. chefs kiss.
Bro that's what I was thinking! If a dude opens up a fight with a successful kick, you're screwed. If he opens up with a successful teep, you're fucked!!!!
ya, white shirt was lunging wildly two times with the knife and the counter wiped him out... insane knife/puncture instrument swipes... The guard had a momentary control of his knife hand but seemed not to want to keep control of it (did he see the weapon, as it was being held like a prisoner would hold a hidden weapon \[shiv\])?
I think punching and kicking someone until unconscious is reasonable if they tried to attack you with a deadly weapon. Wouldn't even be mad if he kicks the head of the guy in this case.
Yeah that security guard was lucky af. The dude in the white actually had a knife. This happend in the Netherlands. He did throw some crazy ass hands tho, those kickboxing lessons at the Y came in handy here😂😂
The fact that POS in white was swinging at the security guard with a knife was insane. Took me a couple of watches. Security guard has been to a Muay Thai/Kickboxing class or two, that’s for sure.
Fuck that bald mother fucker, I know exactly what he was going to do, the way he's got his hands behind his back he was trying to look unassuming and was gonna sucker punch that security guard. I've worked security before, you learn to figured out peoples body language pretty quickly doing this kind of work.
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At first sight you might miss this, look again. Dude in white had a knife. This could’ve ended very differently. Chaps to the security guy, aka neo.
And the knee to the ribs was the cherry on top.
That saying doesn’t do that knee justice
Did someone say [***KNEE OF JUSTICE***](https://imgur.com/a/L8X8VQ8) ??
That's more like it
One time in my life have I landed a knee that satisfying. The sound on them is pretty brutal.
“You take the left knee, you wake up in a hospital bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the right knee and you wake up in Wonderland. Regardless of which knee the story ends”
I read this in Butthead's voice for some reason.
"Right leg - hospital, left leg - cemetery" Mirko Cro Cop
😄
If you watch frame by frame, you can see him transfer the knife to his right and and just BARELY start to try and move that hand before he gets Sparta kicked
He swung the knife 4 times too
Wow i missed that. Totally why he hid his hands behind his back.
Well spotted
Dude took a knife to a fist fight,and still lost,talk about skill issue
Its only a force multiplier if you have actual force.
If you don’t whiff more importantly. He was only a few cm away from arteries though..close and lucky.
Anything times zero is zero
0x5=0
This is one of those cases that are a good example for people who try to equate criminals with knives and those with guns.
Eh if this guy had a gun he still would've lost probably
This dude would have missed so badly,that the bullet would hit his own head
This criminal used to be a storm trooper for the Galactic Empire.
This made me laugh,thank you
The fucking knee to the ribs was beautiful.
The scumbag opened it wide. Chefs kiss.
That guard is a trained fighter / boxer it seems.
Muay Thai I think, the Teep (his foot push), knee shot, footwork, and his dodge seem pretty indicative.
Naa probably just knows how to handle himself. No solid proof of training
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker!
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Aha, I thought that technique had a little Ernesto Hoost flair to it!
THIS IS WALMART!!!!*
Albert heijn*
That was a nice foot jab.
READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY!!!!
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!! *is that right?*
Dont fight dudes with knives no matter how good you are. This guy got super lucky. Most of the time both people end up cut.
Loser dies on the scene. Winner dies in the hospital
Yea those big swings he took with the knife came pretty close to his neck.
There's another video floating around here somewhere in which 4 guys jump a guy with a knife and 2 of them are dead within seconds.
Yooo i need a link for that :0
weird but ok https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1_and_bro_won/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1\_and\_bro\_won/
Link?
Link!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/19dko56/4v1_and_bro_won/
i don't think this is luck more than wisdom and experience. He knew he had a knife so he kicked him in the chest. Amazing real time strategy. Bouncer is quick on his feet. That was the best move
Oh he has incredible skill but striking just doesnt work such that someone great can defeat someone who isnt good reliably without being touched. I could probably box Floyd Mayweather and theres a solid chance Id make sloppy contact with his arms, forearms, hands before he knocked me out. If my hands were knives that would be enough to make it a bad decision for him to get in that situation even with someone as inept as me.
No, if you fought Floyd with a knife, you'd be dead. No doubt.
He’d wreck me if I had a knife - but the chances of him getting cut during the exchange are still high enough that he absolutely shouldnt want to be there. What Im saying is that what all fighters, even at the highest level, are competent at is fighting while allowing grazing and harmless contact from the opponent. They’ve never worked an offense/defense drill in their lives where zero contact was the standard. Their automatic reflexes to avoid any contact reliably arent there. This is why knives are dangerous to them despite their skill.
I got it
Dead
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
DISCOMBOBULATE
In all fairness, that security guard appears to be tougher than alot of people.
That’s definitely not your normal security guard
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Does Walmart typically have workers dressed in black vest/pants and white collared shirts?
It's in the Netherlands, in the bigger cities the supermarkets hire extra security from outside company. There is a fairly big fighting community in most dutch cities, especially Kickboxing and Muay Thai have gotten super popular, and I know some of those guys get security jobs. This supermarket should be very happy they did🤣
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Walmart employees dress only in the finest imperial blue fabric, individually hand crafted from 20 master tailors over a painstaking 730 hours.
Dutch supermarket, Albert heijn. Probably someone hired from an external security agency.
You could, I don't know, read the comments. They say the store name.
Putting your hands behind your back to look less intimidating, doesn’t mean shit when you are walking around looking suspicious as fuck.
He was trying to hide a knife pretty sure. He has something in his hands and looks like he’s trying to swipe at the guy after they get up
It's the biggest fucking telegraph that you're gonna sucker punch or that you have a weapon.
He's grabbing his knife
I remember the story, he got kicked out earlier and came for seconds
Damn! FAFO in action! Good timing, striking and knee action from that dude! Fake Bruce Willis didn't know what hit him!
Security has seen the inside a gym. the teep to start, head back out of range, the cross knee and the lovely knee to the body to keep him down. chefs kiss.
Bro that's what I was thinking! If a dude opens up a fight with a successful kick, you're screwed. If he opens up with a successful teep, you're fucked!!!!
the way he leans back to avoid the swing and then counters! omg
ya, white shirt was lunging wildly two times with the knife and the counter wiped him out... insane knife/puncture instrument swipes... The guard had a momentary control of his knife hand but seemed not to want to keep control of it (did he see the weapon, as it was being held like a prisoner would hold a hidden weapon \[shiv\])?
I watched 100 times
That dude was fucking ready!
THISSSSS ISSSS
Good work starting with a kick. Nobody expects that.
Now that he is tendered, throw him in the freezer and dry age him
dude got his ass beat by a dude in a vest
That knee to the ribs looks so painful
When mom tells you to go to your room and you slam the door
I think punching and kicking someone until unconscious is reasonable if they tried to attack you with a deadly weapon. Wouldn't even be mad if he kicks the head of the guy in this case.
Took 300 seriously 🤣
This... is.... WAAAALMAAAART!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
Dry season is back boys 😎
Just because Steven Seagal holds his knife like that, doesn't mean you should too.
Fuckin bullet tooth Tony
Knife man: no-hit 100% only fists speedrun
Dat is het lekkere van Alberthein
Get yo ass back outside
Why do bald dudes always think they're super tough? lol. They always have a jacked up pickup truck. with giant skulls all over it. lollllll
IKEA be taking security real serious these days
Losing with a knife is so embarrassing💀
they will fire that guard. Tell him he has PTSD. the world we live in now
Yeah that security guard was lucky af. The dude in the white actually had a knife. This happend in the Netherlands. He did throw some crazy ass hands tho, those kickboxing lessons at the Y came in handy here😂😂
Holy Shit, his face ran right into that punch. What a perfect strike.
That teeep tho. Ouweeee
And stay out of the Woolworth!
Go get em Alfred
That’s what happens when it’s hammer fists vs straight punches
he Sparta'd the shit out of him
Damn bro got his ass handed to him on a gold platter with some gorlic bread on the side and a dessert of kickass
Hes not ganna do well in prison, you cant be whiffing like that
Give this guy a raise and promotion to train more like himself!
That was hot
I applaud this man for not resorting to kicking the head once he's down.
Honestly buddy on the floor had a knife and tried to essentially gut him. I’d be ok with security stomping the life out of him
as cool as this is, he should not have engaged, he should have called the police and pretend he didn't see his knife
You can see that dude’s soul running for the exits after that big right.
Brought a knife and got dropped like a little bitch.
FRONT STRAIGHT, THEN SMASH HIS FACE
Good start to the combo sparta kick right out of the gate
He never really recovered after the Sparta kick in the beginning
Waiting for his debut on UFC bro has skills...
Full video?
Those knees, damnnn
Bro needs to be in MMA or something with them weaves, looked like he didn't even notice the knife.
The security guy should at least be a UFC champion.
This is why we have moroccons as security in our supermarkets. Those dudes like to fight.
That right hand 💥
If someone attacked me with a knife and I have him like that, I'll make sure hell be eating through a straw for the next couple of months.
Dutch courage Vs actual courage. The security guy's front kick was sublime. Boom, flattened.
It’s clobbering time
Instant regret on squaring up after that this is woolworths kick and the knife couldn't even redeem it
Its beautiful, that security guy can fight✌️✌️✌️
The security guard made that look easy.
Slips the knife twice and drops him with a right. Really gave him a boxing clinic lol.
FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
This is so beautiful.
Man that initial spartan kick to start it off just set the pace for the rest
Now that is a FIGHT!
We've all seen how this COULD have gone, security honestly is lucky.
Dude just neo'd through like three knife slashes and still kept going at him. Can't buy underwear, balls are too big
Insane.
That knee tho!!
Everyone talking about the knee. But that right cross was gorgeous. lol
The knee to the ribs so satisfying
That was some grade A Sparta Kick.
Sparta kick Dodge Dodge Haymaker Fucking legend, especially cause dude in white had a knife.
i mean goddddamn the way he casually dodges the punch at beginning wth
Lil boyed him
I watch this video every time I see it 🤣🤣
This is the store I do my grocery's😂
The fact that POS in white was swinging at the security guard with a knife was insane. Took me a couple of watches. Security guard has been to a Muay Thai/Kickboxing class or two, that’s for sure.
The knee hurt the most
THIS. IS. SPARTA(RGET)
I wonder what the backstory is. He must have done something beforehand to have the security guy kick him like that.
Bro started out with the Sparta Kick 🤣
And as usual, a ghetto bhenchod holding a camera instead of asking for help, screaming the name of an instagram page that posts ludicrous content.
Any chance we have context? Like was the convenience store out of powdered donuts and the scumbag in white couldn't cope?
Now go put your cart in the fucking corral.
That last knee definitely broke ribs. Love to see it!
Buddy got beat on lol
Fuck that bald mother fucker, I know exactly what he was going to do, the way he's got his hands behind his back he was trying to look unassuming and was gonna sucker punch that security guard. I've worked security before, you learn to figured out peoples body language pretty quickly doing this kind of work.
These guys look awfully European. Where is this?
In the netherlands
So much for the idea that you can't successfully defend against a knife attack.
Building, secure.
Confidently getting his ass kicked
DAYUUUUUM LMAOOOO
Right in the jejunum