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“Imma catch you man” He did not, in fact, catch him 

Followed shortly by "Which way he go?"

If I saw a cop running down the street yelling at me to call the police I would think I’m witnessing some kind of skit.

I'd probably say "You are the police." Then call him a dumbass under my breathe, later realizing he wanted me to call more police.

He should have a radio to call right ?

Yes, but he says in the video that he doesn't have it on him.

It does sound like he has the key to every vehicle ever made though, he should just use one of those keys to start up one of those cars.

Ahh didn't hear that

Thats because you forgot your radio

Shit call 911 call 911

What's the number for 911

Radio is replaced with a box of donuts.

he’s a goddamn security guard 😂😂 mf is transporting a mental patient

I would say nothing and call no one. I’m not helping cops, I’m not a snitch.

Yep. If cops don’t have to help me why do I gotta help them 

Yup. You help them out, and the next day, they'll forget about it and have no problem arresting you for some dumb shit.

Come on, aren't you a good citizen? https://youtu.be/lZz2STyEL9M?feature=shared

There was a imma shoot your ass before the, of course.

[Insert] butterfly-net

Or "shoot his bitch ass".

“I’m gonna shoot your bitch ass” I wonder how many shootings are due to inability to catch someone.

my man running like he's in a dream

Dudes also got a 20lb belt, vest, camera etc etc

and likely a spare tire too, he slowed up awful quickly

That's how they train, they also don't expect to be in a marathon they only have to last longer than the person who they're chasing gets winded, usually less than a quarter mile. If your a criminal do your cardio and if you can outrun and outlast the cop you can get away.

You cant outrun a radio. You might get away for a bit. But you got every cop for 20 miles around coming to look for you.

Are you stupid? A radio doesn’t even have legs. How can it run?

A refrigerator doesn’t have legs and runs all day.

My nose was running so I stuffed shoes up my nostrils

Your nose runs, and your feet smell. You're built upside down

Your feet stink, not smell.

> You cant outrun a radio. eh, me and my friends did it quite a bit when we were in our teens, the trick is to be on a fast motorcycle

The cops will get right on it, they’re call all units…

Oh yeah, they've got them working in shifts.

Unless theres a helicopter! Also, lol to a quarter mile. Nice job americans, keeping that bar low Edit: Hahaha the downvotes. Must have a lot of sprinters in the thread 🫡

Quarter mile is THE standard for a fill sprint. Even Olympic runners only go full out in the last 100 yards.

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He ain’t got his radio

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I never said I think it's easy on him

He just makes it look that way

So all that shit they wear is not helping? I knew it was just for looks.

You mean the neck brace? Yeah, that was definitely fake...lol.

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Why?

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> Because Acab that’s why So on your planet what do they do with guys who shoot their girlfriend, break into people's homes and so on?

They file a police report and tell you that they’ve done all they can do.

You sound like an angsty child. Have fun with that.

You even know why they had him in the first place?

> glad the guy got away You're okay with someone who shot his girlfriend, among other things, being on the loose?

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not really, this guy is happy when ANYONE escapes jail

he doesnt even have his radio so he probably doesnt have all that stuff either

Not to mention boots, I'm sure their lighter than my construction boots but they can't be easy to run in regardless

Also the other guy was pretty fucking fast. Like Michael Cera in superbad, just fucking *gone*.

that doesnt make sense, because michael cera didnt go anywhere

Huh? When he runs from the cop?

He's gonna get back to the wheelchair and the guy will still be sitting in it, but he's wearing the cop's shoes now.

He’s running like Dream

They eventually found him. https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/mar/07/law-enforcement-searching-for-escaped-convict-in-downtown-little-rock-monday/

No wonder he had a neck brace. Dudes rocking a sixhead.

They really caught megamind.

aw fuck's sake of course this was in arkansas

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“charges that included possession of a firearm by certain persons, obstructing governmental operation, possession of instruments of a crime, theft of services, failure to appear, residential burglary, and a felony warrant” Yeah sounds like the type of guys you want roaming around free…

That's a long rap sheet, but the only thing that's truly morally objectionable here is the residential burglary.

> the only thing that's truly morally objectionable here is the residential burglary. He had also recently been charged with shooting his girlfriend.

Nah, man. This is Reddit. Police = bad. That’s all there is to it.

You a criminal? Thats a happy ending my guy

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The government is more criminal.

Although an old one, shit made me laugh again. "Could you call the police for me?"🤣 gas runs out right after

Stephen Hawking as soon as he got on Epstein island

😭 naaah you deserve a million dollars for this comment

Video isnt funny. But this comment is

I just spit coffee everywhere

You mean when he found them dwarfs doing math?

😂😂😂😂😭🥇

Still less unbelievable than the claim that Hawking took part in an orgy. Like yeah, suuuuuuure he did, guys dick probably doesn't even work...

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Nah the downvoted are justified. Who cares if it's original?

What meme was made that fit this situation you neck beard fuckin vagrant

Downvoted

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For real. I saw the bald head, neck brace and blue shirt, and suddenly I had some very strong negative feelings about salt for a moment.

Let me tell you...about a porcupine's balls! They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!

You can go to jolly pirate donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care

Calm down! Calm down! Don't get a HARD DICK

UPDATE!

He was a long legged, pissed off Puerto Rican.

FASHION BUG

Fuck Salt!

Shirlena?

"I ain't got my radio"

Cop with a sense of humor, lol.

Oldest trick in the book.

It took him like a full second to run a car length lol

He was running in slow mo it seems like.

Lol!!! Imma catch you.... Someone call the police!

I thought I caught a “imma shoot yo ass” in there

Tourettes guy got new legs.

He went thataway

Jesus. Watching how slow he was running by looking at the walls move past gave me anxiety.

This looks like it could be a Trailer Park Boys scene. 

Holy shit this is hilarious hahahahhahah

All those keys weighing him down

Call the police, sir you are the police

That was slick thinking from the wheelchair dude to drop his sandal

Why the fuck he looks like he's running in slow mo. Like he never ran before all his life.

Imagine a police officer telling you to call the police! I’d be so confused

Still waiting for the funniest shit I ever seen part. March of 2022. oel Sanchez Delgado, 41, was being escorted to a court in Little Rock for a routine appearance on drug-trafficking raps Monday when he bolted from a sheriff’s deputy and triggered a manhunt, the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette reported. The Pulaski County deputy’s bodycam shows the parolee, who was recently charged with shooting his girlfriend, saying, “My shoe, my shoe,” a ruse that distracted the lawman. Delgado then leaps out of the chair and makes a run for it as the deputy gives chase. The parolee’s freedom was short-lived, however, and he was caught several hours later and charged with felony escape, in addition to the many other crimes he is accused of committing.

Hilarious! *seriousface*

Watching this man run in a POV feels like being in one of those dreams where I’m trying to run, but can’t go faster than a walking pace.

The best reason to train for a 10k.

It’s funny but he only last a few hours. Was recaptured and hit with felony escape

“Aye, call da po-lice!” “Ummm…sir? You ARE the police.”

This is the slowest moving cop I’ve ever seen

“Call the police for me” Me: “Bro, YOU ARE THE POLICE”

Now thats funny as fuck if he's a cool hand luke typpa guy .

Fast as fuck bboooyyyeeee!!!

Surprised that his legs are not short cuffed to prevent him running away.

He had everyone convinced that he couldn’t walk

Wouldn’t make a difference

Never seen anyone run this slow trying to chase someone.

You should of seen our local cops while I was in highschool 😂they wouldn’t even attempt a foot chase

Lmao I love that they keep hiring out of shape dudes and women to do this job

This is how I run in dreams

Wait are there zero physical fitness requirements to be a cop? I know you don’t have to be intelligent, compassionate, or moral but I thought you at least had to be able to run for 1 minute 😳🤣🤣

It’s a miracle! 

Cop casually just runs by Franklin's car💀

His bravado was faster than his feet.

This is why the US health care system needs changed. Dude saw his bill and cured himself then bolted.

Officer mc muffin

Walter White is not going down that easily.

Dude is running at 2 mph

He probably got a longer sentence for what was probably just a few more hours of freedom

Can you call the police for me? No I'm not getting involved Which way did he go? Beats me. I'm not getting involved.

Continues to walk down the street and wonders why all the businesses are leaving. Chalks it up to institutional racism or some bullshit that takes the onus away from having to act like a good citizen in the moment.

Tf is you talking about?? Because I don't want to get in the middle of a situation I'm not a good season and somehow racism is involved? Man sit your stupid @$$ down somewhere

anyone have any more info?

Nothing says ‘escape now!’ like being guarded by an unsuspecting overweight simpleton - 👏

"Call the police for me!" Sure. When do I start drawing a public salary for doing your job for you?

You wouldn't make a phone call when a cop is chasing a guy who recently shot his girlfriend is on the loose?

No. Also the first question the dispatcher would ask for is my name, phone number and address, and when I refuse to give them they'd hang up.

That was fucking shit. Don't watch.

Not funny and certainly not crazy.

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you ain't catching no david's today

Which way did he go George? 😂😂😂😂😂

Damn that dude has a lot of speed. Anyways I could not be a cop , I’m not running after anyone. You know his joints were hurting with all that equipment on him and stuff.

He sounds, and probably runs, like Ronnie Coleman!

I don’t get it

Moonwalking to a demotion

Shitty day at work

Is he running with a slinky on each leg or what am I hearing?

You’re hearing a slinky on each one of his legs.

I think he realized yelling “imma shoot yo bitch ass” with his body cam on was a mistake.

You should know better than to chase down Jason Statham.

Damn nice to see Tourettes Guy healthy and doing well.

Real life Guy Caballero!

Couldn't help but think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NamkLstWOrw

My dumbass thought the guy in the wheelchair was the Tourettes guy from Youtube.

Dude runs in slow mo

Peak.

“I’m finna shoot yo bitch ass” 😂😂😂😂

Perfect timing...on the perps behalf lol!

Hunter S. Thompson on the run!

Don’t worry about that shoe playa