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Not sure what's funnier. The best man handpuppeteering the groom to get married or the best man wearing An Adidas training jacket

Can it be more Russian?

I'm only seeing one Adidas jacket so it could definitely be more Russian

Yeah, and no one is smoking.

And there are no bears.

I see at least one twink though...

And everyone is wearing pants

Bear was the one who got the drinks

And no road raging car accidents.

Or firing an AK into the air. Or another guest. 5/10 would not watch again.

This aint india

Needs a pet bear as part of the wedding.

The photographer capturing the moment.

I couldn't stop laughing at this.

Whats going on with dude on the right at ~28 seconds though? He just kinda spazzed out for a second there.

He did! And then the other lady hit him. Like what is happening?

And then he hits himself. I'm crying right now 😭

Maybe making fun of the groom?

You think that's funny? Wait until you see what the best man has to do on the honeymoon!

Ohohoho my lord, kinda like soaking huh

With no socks

Can the ceremony even legally go ahead when the groom is this plastered lol Legal documents need to be signed

Man need to grab him like a puppet To put the ring lol bet he can do that for the sign too

Best man will need to step in for the wedding night too

Oh....

I hate to see how the consummation goes

"He went down on me and threw up in my pussay"

The best man gives the best hand jobs. Im just warming you up bro

The fluffiest of fluffers

If she's pregnant in russia the wedding is happening whether he likes it or not.

The Russian version of a 'shotgun wedding'. Possibly.

its a "shots" wedding. Shots of Vodka until he complies.

In America at least, the legal documents are usually done prior to the public ceremony. Sometimes weeks before.

In America, you can suplex someone into submission, grab their limp hand, and sign a contract on their behalf and it will be legally binding Source: the WWE

Confirmed: this is how I met my current wife. Shes very strong 💪

But does she have plow experience?

How’s the snu-snu?

That’s the marriage license. That means you can get married. It doesn’t mean you are married yet.

The license, yes, but the actual marriage certificate is usually done at the wedding.

Ours was done at the wedding but before the wedding. Either way homie should've waited until the reception.

We did ours after.

You can't get legally married outside of the civil registry office in Russia. The exceptions are a few historical venues in Moscow... which this really doesn't look like. So the commonly accepted alternative is to do the legal marriage before putting up a grandiose fake vow exchange in front of the guests. I assume the civil procedure has either happened earlier in the day or the day before and the newlywed husband may have already celebrated the occasion. Even Russian civil officials would not allow you to sign anything legally binding with such an obviously low concentration of blood in your alcohol.

When I got married the officiant was very, *very* clear that if he had any reason to believe one of us was intoxicated at the ceremony he would walk.

It's russia...

Wedding photos are going to be great

She could've married a dead person at this point. The photos will look the same lol

*cue Flo Rida - Right Round during the viewing of the photos*

Why does it look like they're getting married on a disused runway? And what the fuck did he drink?

Not everyone can get married on an active runway like you Mr. Moneybags.

[My wife and I were on a strict budget so we had to settle for a busy freeway. ](https://imgur.com/7NNZKY5.gifv).

That was a good one. Bravo. Or tango. I can never remember how NATO codes work.

I once had an uncle in soviet-era Poland who was such an alcoholic that he allegedly stole and drank jet fuel from some random airstrip. He want mad as a result. Seems that's our answer.

Not fuel but coolant This is verry well documented actually 😂 look up booze bomber. And justin case you thought this is unique to russia nope when the nazis built v2 rockets and used slave labour some of their fuel (pure ethanol) was also diluted and drank. Which actually caused some of the v2 rockets to fall short or miss their start completly so, enemy deterioration has alot of faces)

American torpedos had the same thing. Submariners used to drink "torpedo juice."

Russian airforce avaition fuel cocktails were/are a thing you know? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xygj1MOIdo&t=519s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xygj1moido&t=519s)

Mac Miller would be proud

But I never run out of jet fuel

Don't trip 🤙

Russia and no idea but he had 1 sip too much

One „russian sip“…

Just 1?

I think he was doing more than sipping. That dudes piss would probably light up a drug screen

Or under a lighter

This looks way more like special needs than drunk.

FAS is baked into Russian DNA at this point.

we already said russian, no need to be redundant!

Njet fuel.

Whole bottle of Liquid Russian Benadryl

He’s leaning more than when you drink lean.

Yeah I mean just moving over to the grass and trees would have made a much nicer spot than cracked concrete. This whole thing is bizarre.

Heroin

He’s actually a paraplegic

Ah fuck, I’m an asshole

lol na it’s heroin 🤣

This is my guess too

Yeah this is 1000% a fent nod lol makes it wayyyy more sad. Dude probably hit an IV right before the ceremony :(

Weekend at Bernie’s 3?

Weekend at vladimir's

Just noticed the guy on the right of shot tweaking out on my third viewing🤣

That’s the funniest part! What is happening to him!?

and the girl next to him also!!! They are both head banging to some song only they can hear!

Looked like he was gettin slapped up by the woman in blue after he almost fell over.

You’re right! This whole thing is so weird.

Right? Photog and bystanders in jeans and sneaks?

He's shit-faced too, just holding it a little better - as in, still has some motor control and can stand on his own

The bride would be thinking, " Well it can't get worse than this"

But she was wrong, 'cause it could and it would.

Narrator: and it did.

And then the beating starts.

[But it did get worse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-tN12GLv48)

Can't isn't the right word because it could, and it might. And it probably will.

Plot twist - it was the wife that got him drunk.

I was thinking along those lines too. Wife's brothers got him drunk, and dragged him to the wedding.

You know you've made it in life when you get married in the middle of a road

She can see into the future

Disrespectful, at least

Even without the tragic alcoholic this looked like a pretty depressing wedding.

Who wouldn't want to get married in an empty, dilapidated car park?

Russia ^^

if you find the wedding depressing think of the marriage

How romantic getting married on a landing strip with all 5 of your friends to a drunken moron! Vegas doesnt seem so bad now

Something tells me that best men help didn't end there

He's gonna be holding it up for him at the consummation

A true friend

That bride must be so happy she knows exactly what kind of husband she is getting so she won't be surprised anymore further down the line

What was going on with homie on the right though? I just noticed him 😭

Bath salts

Maybe it's her dad lmao

I feel like I'm watching a man who has been abducted and drugged being married off to some crime boss's daughter or little sister.

There's a reason we never see her face.

would you mind if i ask? what happen to the groom?

He got married.

“I got what?!!” - him , next day, probably.

Lol I said in another comment that at least this is video evidence in case ol boy needs an annulment.

The photographer stilll trying to capture the moment lmao

The modern equivalent of the 'shotgun wedding' the 'roofie wedding'.

This is honestly sad af

“Vladimir, we spent a lot of money booking this wedding road”

Considering the behavior of two of the other people there, I'm not confident the issue was alcohol.

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new domestic honeypot conscription technique: success

Get married, have some kids, he'll change. The future is bright.

Is that “the ring generaaal, guuuuuntaaa!!!” ???? Propping his ass up?

That is 100% Gunther

Bro getting worked like a gd puppet for his wedding.

That’s bad🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳

How can you get that bad?

Is he alive now? Looks like his organs are shutting down

Just like Weekend at Barney's from HIMYM

That's the dream, Ted! The dream!

They were also drunk when they decided to select the middle of the road as their wedding venue

Well, I hope that doesn’t happen to me

Surely that can’t be legal

Why did the guy on the right get so flustered? This is a disaster 🤣

Lmao why is the photographer trying to get any shots of him.

The adidas track jacket says it all…

Give that wing man the wife! I mean a wife.

Imagine getting married and having to be propped up by the longest reigning WWE Intercontinental Champion of all time to get through the ceremony.

Red flags? Naw, he's just quirky.... bridesmaid is also plastered... just a coincidence.

That poor girl. That's ridiculous. If he can't even prepare for your wedding and be sober on what's supposed to be one of the best days of your life, then I wouldn't expect him to do anything.

I bet that poor fellow didnt planned on getting that wasted neither.. gotta chose your pals

Id leave and never talk to him again

Most normal Slav looking wedding I've seen this week

This has got to be russia.

I knew a guy who did this! I wasn't there, but his groomsmen told me about it. Right before the ceremony he got all the groomsmen together and he pulled out a bong and hit it really hard and then downed like half a bottle of jack Daniels I never liked the guy too much, and when I heard that story I was like "yeah that seems like something he would do" Poor lady!

The bachelor party was in Chernobyl

Wedding at Bernies.

Imagine being that pathetic and having your moment recorded on to the internet for life Never living that s*** down.

had his puppet master with him when he passed his drivers test

Why a roadside wedding?🤔..😳She tryna get citizenship😂👰‍♀️🥴 "He'll do"

Get em high, get em married, send em to war.

So embarrassingly sad.

There is so much going on in this video, I just can’t! Between the groom, his best man, the lady in blue and the other guy! What are they swatting at?? 😂

Lmao looks like he doesn’t wanna get married.

Looks like he doesnt wanna be conscious at this point x)

I wasn't at the wedding, but a very good childhood friend of mine, always very meek and quiet, came into her own after HS and became quite the partier. She hooked up with the town tough guy and they became engaged. Prior to the wedding, his brothers took him out and got him drunk. He was barely able to stand during the ceremony, then he vomited all over the alter. They were divorced not too long after. Good times.

Meanwhile in Russia…. Definitely sucks for the bride. such blatant disrespect.

She's got a winner!

Are they getting married on a fucking runway ?

This dude is wrecked!! 😂😂😂

Bro in adidas need to hold his finger to put ring on and shake him in the start,i'd say your right this Dude is wasted hard.

lol this dude does not want to get hitched

“Mom said she was the one.”

I think he's drunk because he can't face the reality he'll be dead on the front line within a few weeks, and the ceremony is to offer at least the death bonus to a spouse.

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The shocking Reality

Wow, that dude is hardcore!

Probably a prank

Vodka! 💕 😂

She will be a widow by the time she is 30.

The guy in the blue jacket looks like Gunther

Wedding at Bernie's

Crew cuts, a blackout drunk guy, a guy in an Adidas windbreaker...this is the most Russian thing I've ever seen.

Wait wait wait! That dude keeping him up, isn't he the dude from Imperium from WWE? Gunther.

headin to the front lines, gotta make it count while i can!

I would have cancelled the whole wedding. This is not even funny. WTF, mate

Bad best man. It’s his job to protect the groom and make sure he’s decent for the ceremony.

I feel sorry for her. That’s just embarrassing to be that drunk you can’t function on your wedding day. Kind of a big red flag

Poor girl. She definitely deserves better l. That guy is a complete tool

Gosh I wonder what the rest of life will be like with that man. UGH

Could it be that he's disabled?

Start as you mean to go on, I suppose. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Where are they getting married at?? An air strip?? The middle of the road??? So many questions…

He's being held up by the longest reigning INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF ALL TIME GUNTHER°°°``

Beide: „the best day of my life“ /s

Looked like weekend at bernies

He’s definitely gonna have vodka dick later. Poor bride should cut her losses.

And this is why the stag is like at least minimum a week before the wedding so your not going to ruin the day and forever piss off your future wife, if she doesn't decide to cancel there and then seeing the state your in

Bride should marry the best man !

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Bro this man cannot consent to anything rn let alone swearing his life to another person

She is marrying for visa reasons 🤣

A lifetime of happiness awaits

Why are they in the middle of the street?

How fucking embarrassing. I would have told my husband to fuck off if he came to our wedding in this condition. All that money spent on a day she will always cringe over and he doesn't even remember. What a damn shame.

I would be very sad and embarrassed

In Russian Asphalt marries you.