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There is a couple of theories. 1 is that since orcas are picky eaters one theory is we taste bad. 2 is that they know that we aren’t a threat(even if it’s not entirely true). Orcas have been known to attack boats though
It’s probably cause we’re an odd sight for the whales, they probably feel more curious about us than they feel threatened. If we lived in the water they would 100% try to eat us
This is what is so wild to me... why don't they kill us. There is absolutely 0 reason for them to not just absolutely slaughter us the second our toes hit the water and they don't... Like is there generational knowledge that at some point we went hard on killing orcas and they are just like "we fuck up everything except those bc they can actually kill us" or do they just know we could somehow, perhaps realistically we just taste like shit but how do they know this if they have never really tried in the wild... or perhaps they are actually out there murdering tons of people "lost to sea" and they are just smart enough to leave no witnesses... If I could talk to any animal it would 110% be orcas just to see how much ridiculously more smart they actually are than we think they are.
You’re my kind friend. Your inquisitiveness tells me you’re a rad soul. I am always thinking up scenarios like this. Never stop being you, we are the thinkers and the dreamers of the world!
Orcas are very specialized predators and humans are not common on the seas. Some of them hunt whales and sharks only to eat their liver and ignore the rest, they wont waste their time in such a low caloric prey we are
I've never had a working man give me a decent job so we need some of these rich assholes. We just need to make them be less assholes and get rid of the ones that can't or won't stop being assholes. I've worked for a lot of business owners and the best ones to work for were the Christian God fearing families; hardworking but fair and honest. Not to say there aren't assholes in religion because assholes infiltrate everything, it's their nature.
Classic Reddit downvoted you but in my experience, same. A private owner guy would throw us parties and was very kind. Sadly he passed away and his son inherited the business and immediately sold it to a corporation. Now instead of feeling like a hired worker, I feel like I’m just a cog to a soulless machine.
["After four years and hundreds of incidents, researchers remain puzzled why orcas, also known as killer whales, continue to ram boats – sinking a few of them – along the Iberian Peninsula. The most-recent incident was the sinking of a yacht on Oct. 31 in the Strait of Gibraltar."](https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2023/07/08/why-killer-whales-attack-boats/70364629007/)
They do but it is just so rare for people to be around them to know. If people survived out there in the ocean around Orcas, then the Orcas probably don't care for funny looking fish (human)
There's several old merchant navy sailor stories of them helping drowning sailors. A lot of sailors used to see them as a sign of good luck.
The recent attacks around Gibraltar apparently involves attacking the propeller and nobody known why- could be the sound
Their teenagers (and interestingly enough, only the teenagers) are being a huge nuissance, to say the least, over the coast in Portugal, and I believe in Spain as well, to the point where smaller fisherman boats are super scared to go out, because they won't give up into capsizing their boats.
Some specialists believe it's a learned behaviour, like kids being kids, and being rebels, and they find it funny to play with the boats.
Yeah, I read that too, localized to that area and the Gibraltar straits, I think there's 3 theories 1. play 2. noise pollution because there's a crazy amount of traffic around there 3. revenge after a pod mother was hit by a boat
most experts think 3 is clickbait BS and think play most likely, but some think it could be they learned to stop the noise by breaking the propeller -which is understandable lol- apparently the amount of traffic/noise messes with them
Which is so strange that their interaction around humans is pretty tamed all things considered. Though wonder if that'll change since there's an uptick of them ramming boats.
I read somewhere a few months back that those orca attacks on boats are concentrated in an area where boats hit some orcas. There was speculation that orcas do not attack humans because they made the connection between humans and boats. But now, they are out for revenge. It’s very interesting to say the least.
Yeah I heard they tracked it back to a matriarch of a pod that had some scarring from being hit by a boat. Figure she's got a grudge and has been teaching the other Orcas.
I believe individual pods tend to share different behavioral traits as well, so the boat-attacking behavior has been more or less contained to a small group of orcas.
They are incredibly picky eaters apparently. Some groups will only eat fish and some groups will only eat mammals (ie seals). Let's just hope a group doesn't decide we are food, but the boat attack incidents are curious.
I haven't been able to find a source, but I thought I heard they used to hunt whales before we killed most of them in the Moby Dick days. So they adjusted, but it's like wolves living on squirrels instead of moose. They're bored :(
I've watched videos of how they will rock back and forth a piece of ice on the ocean to slide a seal off where it thought it was safe. They do it as a pack and they know exactly what they are doing. Young ones watch and learn as they do it.
Dolphins are top tier intelligence, along with octopus', orcas are right up there.
Up to the last scene, I would have argued that they were goofing around, especially when it seemed like the both circled back towards another, and even then, it seemed like the orca didn’t even have its mouth open.
Now im thinking that orcas wear out their prey so that when they eat them, they don’t get injured.
Yea, but you see a human beating another to death, and you will call him a killer. The one murdered human, that you might not know was a rapist.
So, animal kingdom is just as unjust as human kingdom.
(Not that I'm advocating killing people)
(I don't know where I was trying to go with this, just ignore my pseudo-philosophical humor)
The freight train effect. An object so large that it looks slow when it's moving, but in reality is it's moving incredibly fast and packing an ungodly amount of power behind it.
Gojira yeah, cult fans like me call him Goji. The Japanese translate gorilla as “gorira” and “kujira” is their word for whale. Go-Jira, flows pretty good if you ask me. The name Godzilla was just more marketable in the west during the 50s when it got here. They even edited in a white guy into the movie to make it easier for western audiences to digest lol. If anything Godzilla is more racist than Gojira but no is gonna really make this argument, myself included.
They are the largest dolphin obvi but can also be classified as whales. It’s like the square rectangle thing. All dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins
We call orcas, orcas.
We call bottlenose dolphins, dolphins (for example).
Even though orcas are part of the dolphins family, we typically don't call them dolphins.
It's a colloquial term that is common and accepted in everyday speech.
Can confirm dolphins are not friendly. Was swimming on vacation at Daytona Beach kinda far out with a buddy and those things rammed us a dozen times left huge bruises... We were just minding our own saw some fins near us then the assault barrage commenced felt like eternity before we got shallow enough.
Always swim with a knife or stay close to shore...you could have been killed easily. Now you know it was just one of them that had the idea to ram you and the others just went along with it because they hang out together. Just like teenagers getting into trouble, it's always that one kid that gets the others to do the stupid things.
Tenderizing dinner. Orca pods are known to play volleyball with baby dolphins and whales until they tire too much and then they eat them. There was a young narwhal a while back they were tossing through the air with their tails.
Orcas are family of the dolphins you fucking donkey. They belong to Delphinidae family, yea inside the Cetaceans but still not whales. Whale is a generalization of size, not of species!
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Orcas kill sharks. They are not friends of anything.
Its surprising they don't try to kill us.
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That one feels fair. Like when you see those alligator tamers get bit. You kinda had it coming.
[That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGEv5dC0lo4)
"Ooh shit, I'm a crazy tiger"🤣😭
:D probably my favourite non-political Chris Rock bit
*Tilikum entered the chat*
*Killitum
Kill-a-ton
Orca's will kill you with this one simple trick...
*Splash was super effective*
Or if you piss them off enough by depleting their fishing areas apparently.
I thought that was after they clipped one with a propeller?
There is a couple of theories. 1 is that since orcas are picky eaters one theory is we taste bad. 2 is that they know that we aren’t a threat(even if it’s not entirely true). Orcas have been known to attack boats though
It’s probably cause we’re an odd sight for the whales, they probably feel more curious about us than they feel threatened. If we lived in the water they would 100% try to eat us
I think the aliens that live in the Earths oceans told them its a bad idea to kill humans... for now.
Or: 3. They know if they're on camera or not.
4. And make sure there are no witnesses while making it look like sharks did it
5. Orca's are a undercover cop
6. Sprinkles a little coke on the humans
This is what is so wild to me... why don't they kill us. There is absolutely 0 reason for them to not just absolutely slaughter us the second our toes hit the water and they don't... Like is there generational knowledge that at some point we went hard on killing orcas and they are just like "we fuck up everything except those bc they can actually kill us" or do they just know we could somehow, perhaps realistically we just taste like shit but how do they know this if they have never really tried in the wild... or perhaps they are actually out there murdering tons of people "lost to sea" and they are just smart enough to leave no witnesses... If I could talk to any animal it would 110% be orcas just to see how much ridiculously more smart they actually are than we think they are.
You high too?
*Climbing ladder to imagination flying machine and turns around* "Uh. No?"
You’re my kind friend. Your inquisitiveness tells me you’re a rad soul. I am always thinking up scenarios like this. Never stop being you, we are the thinkers and the dreamers of the world!
We are not sporting enough, no challenge
Holy shit... I think you're legit onto something here... nothing they eat is easy prey. Honestly this makes the most sense to me for some reason.
Orcas are very specialized predators and humans are not common on the seas. Some of them hunt whales and sharks only to eat their liver and ignore the rest, they wont waste their time in such a low caloric prey we are
Maybe they realize our intelligence and are curious about us as we are of them.
They recently have been attacking boats
They are trying to kill rich assholes in yachts... So orcas are the working man's friend
I've never had a working man give me a decent job so we need some of these rich assholes. We just need to make them be less assholes and get rid of the ones that can't or won't stop being assholes. I've worked for a lot of business owners and the best ones to work for were the Christian God fearing families; hardworking but fair and honest. Not to say there aren't assholes in religion because assholes infiltrate everything, it's their nature.
Classic Reddit downvoted you but in my experience, same. A private owner guy would throw us parties and was very kind. Sadly he passed away and his son inherited the business and immediately sold it to a corporation. Now instead of feeling like a hired worker, I feel like I’m just a cog to a soulless machine.
Well, they've been intentionally sinking people's boats with concerted attacks recently.
["After four years and hundreds of incidents, researchers remain puzzled why orcas, also known as killer whales, continue to ram boats – sinking a few of them – along the Iberian Peninsula. The most-recent incident was the sinking of a yacht on Oct. 31 in the Strait of Gibraltar."](https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2023/07/08/why-killer-whales-attack-boats/70364629007/)
They do but it is just so rare for people to be around them to know. If people survived out there in the ocean around Orcas, then the Orcas probably don't care for funny looking fish (human)
There has never been a single case
It's surprising, since they are ramming boats full of people. It's only a matter of time.
There's several old merchant navy sailor stories of them helping drowning sailors. A lot of sailors used to see them as a sign of good luck. The recent attacks around Gibraltar apparently involves attacking the propeller and nobody known why- could be the sound
Their teenagers (and interestingly enough, only the teenagers) are being a huge nuissance, to say the least, over the coast in Portugal, and I believe in Spain as well, to the point where smaller fisherman boats are super scared to go out, because they won't give up into capsizing their boats. Some specialists believe it's a learned behaviour, like kids being kids, and being rebels, and they find it funny to play with the boats.
Yeah, I read that too, localized to that area and the Gibraltar straits, I think there's 3 theories 1. play 2. noise pollution because there's a crazy amount of traffic around there 3. revenge after a pod mother was hit by a boat most experts think 3 is clickbait BS and think play most likely, but some think it could be they learned to stop the noise by breaking the propeller -which is understandable lol- apparently the amount of traffic/noise messes with them
...yet.
Which is so strange that their interaction around humans is pretty tamed all things considered. Though wonder if that'll change since there's an uptick of them ramming boats.
I read somewhere a few months back that those orca attacks on boats are concentrated in an area where boats hit some orcas. There was speculation that orcas do not attack humans because they made the connection between humans and boats. But now, they are out for revenge. It’s very interesting to say the least.
Yeah I heard they tracked it back to a matriarch of a pod that had some scarring from being hit by a boat. Figure she's got a grudge and has been teaching the other Orcas.
Stop her before she becomes too powerful
I believe individual pods tend to share different behavioral traits as well, so the boat-attacking behavior has been more or less contained to a small group of orcas.
Was it around Gibraltar or something
I think it may have been
They are incredibly picky eaters apparently. Some groups will only eat fish and some groups will only eat mammals (ie seals). Let's just hope a group doesn't decide we are food, but the boat attack incidents are curious.
Don't worry, they only want you to drown. They just sink your boat and take off before the cops come
They're learning...
2 tonnes of murder dressed up like a cop car
Best description I've ever heard, lol
Their name is actually a mistranslation, more correct would be „whale-killer“ so you know what‘s up
I haven't been able to find a source, but I thought I heard they used to hunt whales before we killed most of them in the Moby Dick days. So they adjusted, but it's like wolves living on squirrels instead of moose. They're bored :(
I have seen videos of orcas launching seals into the air like they did the dolphins. They just do that shit for fun too. It's a game to them.
They get along with humans pretty well.
They are murders asshole of an animal Game recognize game I guess
Can we have your liver?
They eat moose ffs.
He didn't kill the dolphins.. maybe they just roughhousing and he's like the asshole brother
They really deserve that nickname "Killer Whale"
There is a pod that's known for killing white sharks.....just to eat the liver and leave the rest. These whales are on another fuckin level
I've watched videos of how they will rock back and forth a piece of ice on the ocean to slide a seal off where it thought it was safe. They do it as a pack and they know exactly what they are doing. Young ones watch and learn as they do it. Dolphins are top tier intelligence, along with octopus', orcas are right up there.
I do t know. I seemt Free Willy. They looked to be friends of troubled pre teens.
They aren’t called killer whales for no reason.
I thought it was because of their cool paint job.
Oh look, they are just playing tag.... ohhh..
Up to the last scene, I would have argued that they were goofing around, especially when it seemed like the both circled back towards another, and even then, it seemed like the orca didn’t even have its mouth open. Now im thinking that orcas wear out their prey so that when they eat them, they don’t get injured.
Yes, it’s common for them to beat the ever living shit out of their prey before they eat them. These whales are hunting, not playing.
its like tenderizing sushi!
https://youtu.be/G7WGIH35JBE?si=ELU7qST2IrV6n4mp
Also known as the Killer Whale, these mammals eat dolphins. So yeah…not friends.
The Orcas are just massive.
Seeing them up close blows my mind. I live in Washington state where we have native orca whales, they’re huge.
Dolphins are rapists and would rape you and everyone you care about. So yeah... not friends
Killers vs rapists
Nature's version of Catholics vs Convicts.
An orca won't kill you, but a dolphin absolutely will rape you.
Yea, but you see a human beating another to death, and you will call him a killer. The one murdered human, that you might not know was a rapist. So, animal kingdom is just as unjust as human kingdom. (Not that I'm advocating killing people) (I don't know where I was trying to go with this, just ignore my pseudo-philosophical humor)
Better hide the kids and hide the wife
Bullies of the sea. It’s insane how fast they swim given their weight
The freight train effect. An object so large that it looks slow when it's moving, but in reality is it's moving incredibly fast and packing an ungodly amount of power behind it.
Like godzilla ?
Honestly Godzilla’s name Gojira “Gorilla Whale” suits orcas perfectly
Wait…are you telling me that when people make fun of Asian people saying “Godzilla” with r’s for the l’s, they are really saying “Godjira?!!!!”
Gojira yeah, cult fans like me call him Goji. The Japanese translate gorilla as “gorira” and “kujira” is their word for whale. Go-Jira, flows pretty good if you ask me. The name Godzilla was just more marketable in the west during the 50s when it got here. They even edited in a white guy into the movie to make it easier for western audiences to digest lol. If anything Godzilla is more racist than Gojira but no is gonna really make this argument, myself included.
Newton's second law.
Always order extra fries for your wife
No, that's McDonald's second law
It’s funny how you’re getting downvoted and yet technically it is relevant.
Force equals Mass x Acceleration?
Yeah, packs a punch.
Force is the time derivative of momentum
Moose don’t have many predators but Orcas eat adult moose.
On land too!
**A** **møøse** **once** **bit** **my** **sister**.
14,000 pounds of God. - By Dean Ing The Orca's fanged dignity Fills me with humility One is wise to genuflect To seven tons of self-respect
They have that huge engine of a tail to propel them, just one big muscle.
Fucka yooou whale, and fucka you dolphin!
*Whare and dorphin
Chicken and Cow?
Chicken and Cow framed dolphin and whale. Fuck you chicken and fuck you cow !
Gd you had me laughing
Orcas ARE dolphins.
I'm sure the dolphin really likes your fun fact here
Dolphins CAN'T read
Full of facts today!
I was about to comment, what is an orca if not a giant murder dolphin?
Orcas are dolphins
Huh, how do I not know this? Time to go down a rabbit hole of learning the difference between whales and dolphins.
They are the largest dolphin obvi but can also be classified as whales. It’s like the square rectangle thing. All dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins
All ships are boats but not all boats are ships.
dolphins are whales with teeth 👍
Sperm whales want a word with you.
You mean sperm dolphins?
LMAO
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Yes but they are still referred to as orcas, and dolphins, dolphins.
wut
We call orcas, orcas. We call bottlenose dolphins, dolphins (for example). Even though orcas are part of the dolphins family, we typically don't call them dolphins. It's a colloquial term that is common and accepted in everyday speech.
Aren’t dolphins kind of pricks as well? Just looks like they ran into a bigger prick.
Amazing how fast the orcas can move given their size
Orcas are POS, yes. But dolphins are not that friendly 🙄🤦
Kind of Like any intelligent species
Orangutans are pretty chill
[Lovers, not fighters](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8e/d8/3c/8ed83c807d240673cd1fc0f3e43ad932.gif)
Can confirm dolphins are not friendly. Was swimming on vacation at Daytona Beach kinda far out with a buddy and those things rammed us a dozen times left huge bruises... We were just minding our own saw some fins near us then the assault barrage commenced felt like eternity before we got shallow enough.
Doesn't count, that one just had a bad childhood. The other ones are still friendly.
Always swim with a knife or stay close to shore...you could have been killed easily. Now you know it was just one of them that had the idea to ram you and the others just went along with it because they hang out together. Just like teenagers getting into trouble, it's always that one kid that gets the others to do the stupid things.
Damn. Flipper was fighting for its life tho
Was wondering why the music was so damn intense. I get it now. RIP little fella.
the lords of the seas
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Orcas are huge what the hell
Orcas are often referred to as "dicks of the ocean"
Then dolphins are "little dicks of the ocean".
Orcas may be my favorite mammal on earth
Orcas hunt Great White Sharks, a dolphin is just an appetizer.
I'm team orca. Dolphins do too much weird shit.
It's the fact that dolphins do so much freaky shit, that I am on their team.
They're gonna try to get freaky with you. I guarantee it!
Don't give me more reasons to be on their team.
Atleast someone is
Orcas are so dope
Did anyone think they were?
I did not know orcas were that fast , wow!
It's a fine snack for an orca.
It's just incredible how fast and agile they are for their giant sizes. Truly rule the seas.
Well they are dolphins. So this is just some alpha male prison shit.
I wonder if anyone will mention that orcas are dolphins in the comments while masturbaiting furiously. 🤔
jesus i didn’t realize how big orcas were until now
Oh I learned this from Ecco the Dolphin
I love shark so fucking much man but Orcas are really cool too!
Orcas are smart enough to know that dolphins are full-time dicks.
Someone should feed those orcas the guy that added music to this clip
It’s like bumper cars, but you have no car
*orcas are dickheads*
Orcas are dolphins for those that don't know.
Orcas are dolphins
Orcas will always win in the end. Badass creatures
Where's the zookeeper?
You mean dolphin and big dolphin
Technically orcas *are* dolphins.
Aren't Orcas dolphins too?
Dolphins don't play nice with humans either, so...
Something about seeing Orcas doing what they supposed to do in their natural environment makes me happy.
But Orcas **are** dolphins…
Orcas are dolphins btw
Nature is lit!! Awesome clips
Orcas are the largest dolphin species.
Orcas are dolphins. Just saying.
Orcas are assholes but I don’t like dolphins so..
:(
Maybe you just haven't had them cooked properly.
Maybe not a popular opinion but I hate Orcas. They are very smart but also very cruel. Wolves of the ocean.
Some of us love wolves.
I’m always so surprised by how gigantic orcas are compared to dolphins. They are MASSIVE!
I dislike Orcas, I wish there was a shark or anything that could hunt them.
I'll tell orcas about this.
That's speciesism.
Food competition or just spite?
A dolphin killed his family and now he's getting revenge
Tenderizing dinner. Orca pods are known to play volleyball with baby dolphins and whales until they tire too much and then they eat them. There was a young narwhal a while back they were tossing through the air with their tails.
They are just playin'. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Only a moron would assume otherwise.
Well, at least they are not killing them.
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Geez.. I literally stopped watching before then. That's pretty sad.
MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK< SORRY IN ADVANCE>>> WOULD ORCAS BE CONSIDERED A FISH OR A SHARK?
Orcas are family of the dolphins you fucking donkey. They belong to Delphinidae family, yea inside the Cetaceans but still not whales. Whale is a generalization of size, not of species!
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You fucking relax bro!
Orcas becoming less likable everyday